( ・-・) Jump as in Van Halen or Pointer Sisters? Choose carefully.
(●∀●) MARIO DOES MUSHROOMS BY JUMPING ON THEM, RIGHT?
ducks
( ・-・) 三● 三● （ ・ω・)
三● 三●)˃ω˃)
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
三● 三● ( ・-・) Hahahaha!
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( ・-・) 三● 三● （ ・ω・)
-boing-
( ・-・) ●三 ●三 ☆( ˃ω˂) oof!
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（ ・ω・) 三● 三● ( ・-・)
-splortch-
( ●-●) (・ω・ ) Oh hey best friend! How's it going?
( ●-●) OH GOD THEY STING
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( ●-●) 三・ 三・ （ ・ω・)
( ・・ω・・) Hello, my name is FourEyesPa!
(・∀・) Haha! Grandpa, may I wear your glasses?
( ´ω`) No.
(・∀・) On a more serious note, Grandpa... is Hillary Clinton going to assassinate Barack Obama? Can't she just eat him alive if she wants to get rid of him?
／⌒ヽ
/ （） （） Excuse me may I have my eyes back
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( ´ω`) Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.
Looks like those eyes melted
(・) (・) Try these ones
They also double as tits
／⌒ヽ
/ (・) (・) durrrr
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Ｕ .Ｕ
Oppai!
Oppai! ∩／⌒ヽ
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡)・) (・) durrrr
⊂彡ｪｪｪｲ/
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Ｕ .Ｕ
／⌒ヽ
/ (*・) (・) Excuse me, that hurrrrrrts.
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( ・-・) I wonder why humans subconsciously associate breasts with sex.
I just..
associate them ∩ with repetitive hand motions!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 repetitive hand motions!
⊂彡
(・∀・) Grandpa, are we ever going to fix the lock on this thread's door or what?
( ´ω`) Not until I start earning money at poker.
( ´ω`) That reminds me...
( ´ω`) I found you a job at the salt mines.
(・∀・) But I'm allergic to salt!
( ´ω`) You're also allergic to mines, so I signed you up right away, you start tomorrow.
(・∀・) Can't I start in October???
( ´ω`) Only if you cough up a penalty fee for every day you're not slaving away.
(・∀・) I'll need you to raise my allowance then.
( ´ω`) How many times are we going to do this allowance shtick, Junior? No allowance.
(・∀・) Next on my list is the "Vow to kill Grandpa" shtick. It didn't play too well last time, so I'd rather skip it.
（*・ωﾒ） I'll be happy to do it for a nominal fee if you're too much of a pussy.
THREAD OVER
(・∀・) Pfft, you couldn't even kill Kindness-san, Mercpa.
（*・ωﾒ）That's because everyone is immortal.
(・∀・)
(・∀・) Then why haven't your scars healed?
（*・ωﾒ）Well, because then I'd look like Clonepa, and I wouldn't want to look like a fag.
(・A・) More importantly, you can't kill anyone either. So why are you offering me a service?
（*・ωﾒ）I make the impossible possible, kid.
(・∀・) SUGOOIIII!
（*・ωﾒ）And after I kill Grandpa, I'll kill you just for saying that.
( ´ω`) ZZZZzz
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( ´ω`∩ After these messages,
o ,ﾉ We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
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( ´･∀･) Hmm...
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し―-J
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(-(･-･) Like so...
(( / つ Ｏ ))
し―-J
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∩-(･-･) Take your pills Grandpa!
/ ﾉ
し―-J
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∩*(･∀･)つ=I=> OR ELSE I KEEEL YOU
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( ´ω`) Killed if I do, killed if I don't... zzZZZZ
（*・ωﾒ） You sad, sad, pitiful pawn of Democracy and Left Wing Lies.
（*・ωﾒ） Open your eyes and awaken! You do not have to be a puppet of Democracy or society. You don't have to be a mere sheep.
（*・ωﾒ） In a Fascist society, I would not be bored. It would be awesome. I would love every moment of it and I could die proud and happy. It's like everyday would have a purpose and a goal. But if I ever did get bored, I would not be useless. I would merely be inactive. Not everyone in a Fascist Utopia is a worker bee, there are those who get to enjoy their leisure and the fruits of their Fascist Paradise.
（*・ωﾒ） In a Fascist World, we would not bleat like you docile lambs. We would sing Viking Warsongs from our Guts and the fire within. We would cry out for magic and power. We would pay tribute to Valkyries and the Power within our Ancestor's hearts. It would be a mighty, thunderous row that would terrify the undermen from leagues afar.
（*・ωﾒ） Democracy is for the weak. Free Will is an illusion. Look BEYOND the left wing lies. See the cusp of eternity. The Coal haired Valkyrie with the pale, skin Weiss soll Schneit....
（*・ωﾒ） She hold's the Chalice of true liberation from the shackles of Democracy and Liberalism.
（*・ωﾒ） I ask you....Are you really so happy with your goddamned Democracy or your fucking Communism?
（*・ωﾒ） Don't you ever yearn for more and better? Don't you ever want Fascism?
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru promises good times ahead. Strength and cruelty in battle, Honor and Blood in peace.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru roams the Universe like it were crossing the street.
（*・ωﾒ） The streets will burn with the Holy Fire of Hotaru's Law. Oh Jackbooted Kaiserin...MY LIFE FOR YOU!!
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru ist Leben.
（*・ωﾒ） Blood to you all.
（*・ωﾒ） It is time once again to discuss Hotaru's Law.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru's Law is the same as Odin's but the only difference is that it is HOTARU'S. Hotaru honors the chosen dead warriors who have honored her by spilling blood and killing on the damned battlefields. These chosen few, mostly of Nordic descent, shall enter the Gates of Valhalla. Hotaru is a Fascist and Hotaru will tolerate none of that faggot communism, Liberalism, or Democracy. To die with your boots on honors Hotaru. Everytime you life a mug of Mead to your lips you must show gratitude to Hotaru and Odin. Hotaru tolerates no cowards. To die is but gain, for a Warrior's Fate gains you Valhalla. Hotaru demands that the strong rule the weak and destroy the undermen. When the Northern winds blow, you can feel Hotaru's cold breath and hear her voice on the wind. She promises glory and victory.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru demands Devotion to her Holy Fascist cause.
（*・ωﾒ） Throw off the shackles of Communism, Left Wing Lies, and Democracy. Angels from Hell watch over all of Hotaru's Chosen. The Mighty Screaming Horde of Valkyries.
（*・ωﾒ） For Hotaru I'll say it, Mein Ehre Heisst Treue.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru Ist Leben
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru has such a debilitating Anger in her heart.
（*・ωﾒ） She knows the truth, but none shall listen. That is fine. It is the right of Man to be foolish.
（*・ωﾒ） She withdraws.....Hikikomori...
（*・ωﾒ） But I looked into her eyes, and what did I see Misery and Despair, looking back at me.
（*・ωﾒ） Hers was once a face, full of hope. Now she's down on her knees unable to cope.
（*・ωﾒ） Another day in another Wasted Life
（*・ωﾒ） But Hotaru truly IS Leben.
（*・ωﾒ） She is, was, and shall be.
（*・ωﾒ） Be it while watching reruns of Tales from the Darkside or be it while on the shitter squeezing out a hard loaf.
（*・ωﾒ） I've been accused of taking the whole Hotaru worship thing a bit too far at times.
（*・ωﾒ） But don't you see? HOTARU man. It was ALWAYS about Hotaru.
（*・ωﾒ） ALWAYS man. ALWAYS!! It's like Hotaru...was THERE and she BECAME.
（*・ωﾒ） It is all fun and games you know. I am but a messenger of Hotaru's Law and Will.
（*・ωﾒ） I warn you all...be wary of what you wish. The Liberals, Democrats, Communists and Socialists will promise you a paradise but deliver a prison.
（*・ωﾒ） Hotaru makes no promises. She forewarns of war, pain, agony, fear, despair, and ultimately Victory. She will ooffer a fascist paradise free of these shackles. There will be no Socialism, Communism, or Democracy in her New Dawn.\
（*・ωﾒ） Hail the New Dawn. Like the fools who laughed at Noah as he built the Ark. You laugh at Hotaru.
（*・ωﾒ） I might go to hell for preaching Hotaru's Will. But if I can look up from Hel and see young fresh faced children with pure snow driven skin, and Celtic and Nordic features enjoying a Fascist Paradise where they have wars to fight and lands to conquer and Jab every Left wing bastard in the ass on the way down. I can be happy.
（*・ωﾒ） Because one day, one fateful day, people will look back and they'll say that Hotaru was Right
（*・ωﾒ） Also, 300GET.
（*・ヮﾒ）Can I dress up too?
( ´ω`) I didn't read any of that crap.
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(*・ωﾒ∩ After these messages,
o ,ﾉ We'll be Riiiiiiiiiiight back!
Ｏ＿ .ﾉ
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(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the meaning of life?
( ´ω`) The meaning of life is to make everyone else's life miserable.
(・∀・) I see. So when you let Beady Eyes in here to do his stupid pills bit...
( ´ω`) DQN-TV executives insisted we have a rabbit in the thread.
( ・-・) My pills reveal the true meaning of life, that's why I'm here.
( ´ω`) I'm going to sleep
( -ω-) brrrrrzz
( -ω-) ....
(・∀・) GRAMPS ARE YOU ARIGHT?
( -ω-)!
( ・ω・) Wha? Where am I?
( ・ω・) Hi! my name is Clonepa!
( ´ω`) ...
(・∀・) 12 threads are 180 in human years.
( ´ω`) Good thing I'm not human, then.
(・∀・) What are you, then?
(・∀・) . . .
(・A・) And by extension, what am I?!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to live as Schrödinger's cat?
/-> know( ´ω`) I <
\-> don't know( ・-・) To clarify, right now Grandpa's absentminded. That means you can't know both the exact location and the exact speed of his wandering thoughts.
(・∀・∀・) Anyway, I seem to be dividing.
( ´ω`) You've got to pay more attention Junior, your A.T. field is weak! You'll turn into Tang at this rate.
(・∀・) There are worse beverages.
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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah the Grandpa Uncertainty Principle, I am well aware of this theorum.
( ・-・) Yes, one moment you're talking to Grandpa and then vrrrzt, he changes states and becomes Clonepa.
( ・-・) By the way, it's "theorem". Moran.
（*・ωﾒ） You all think that Hotaru's battle is a subject of Ridicule?
She was there in 42 during Malmedy. She was there in that bunker on that fateful day of 1945. She was there to inspire the tale of Parsifal. She gave the crest of the stars from her breast to the Earth. On a clear winter sky, as the snow falls. The bitter cold is a reminder of the frosted heart that Hotaru bears. Remember...she fights against the evils of Liberalism and Democracy.
( ・-・) Don't try to divert attention from my Nobel prizewinning discovery of supersymmetry. Threehundredthirtythreeget, yeah baby yeah!
( ´ω`) So how'd that work out for ya?
( ・-・) Clonepa is sooooooo strangled tonight.
( ´ω`) That's okay. I'll make more!
( ´ω`) I did that once, but the end result was you.
( ´ω`) No, it's your fault because I'm smarter and older than you. Everything I say is true by default, and if you dare question me again, young man,
( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS
(,,#ﾟдﾟ) Burns? C. Montgomery Burns?!
(´･ω･`) I think he meant brains...