( ´ω`) Or maybe his ankle is sprained.
(・∀・) And whose fault is it that Mr Zombie's rotten ankle is sprained?
(・∀・) I'm looking at you, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) IT'S ME, JUNIOR! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, JUNIOR!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I hear gibbelsig firepance is coming back. Can you get mine out of the attic for me?
( ´ω`) I sold it to buy beer.
( ´ω`) Mmmmmmmm.... delicious beeer
( ´ω`)っ-̾ Smoke.
(・∀・) I thought for sure bringing back gibbelsig firepance would launch our thread back into the national spotlight... what is it going to take to revive our popularity?!
Pain.
( ´ω`)っ-̾(・∀๏) AAAGGGGHHHHH
( ´ω`) Now get me another cig.
( ´ω`)っ-̾ Thanks.
( ´ω`)っ-̾(๏∀๏) SZZ AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH
( ´ω`) cough cough.
( ´ω`) Now get me another.
(・∀๏)===D Have a cigar instead!
( ´ω) That is no ffciagr ( ´ω)
(・∀・) Grandpa, why doesn't my agent return my calls any more?
( ´ω`) Because my agent killed your agent.
( ´ω`) Whatcha gonna do now, boy? Looks like your attempt to kill me has just been shot down. Literally.
(・∀・) Vaginas are better than a guy's asshole, but I may be biased, seeing as how I'm Junior.
( ´ω`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question.
( ´ω`) C:\
(・∀・) Why are you such a big fat stinky butt all the time, Grandpa?
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( ´ω`) I was once in the mafia junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like when you were in the mafia?
( ´ω`) Pretty good, until they found out I was sleeping with Banananose Maldonado's wife. Fortunately, my feets did their stuff.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Learn me to fight!
( ´ω`) I have no need to learn fighting from you.
(・∀・) Learn fighting to me!
( ´ω`) Okay. Here's how to fight.
Simply strike your foe so many times he can't fight back.
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（*・ωﾒ） Can't teach Grandpappy, TE※AS RANGER, new tricks Junior.
))∀・) Mercpa, can you teach me some awesome karate moves?
(・∀・) Who'd win in a fight, Grandpa or Mercpa?
(・∀・) By picking flowers ya hippie?
( ・ω・) ...yes.
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( ・ω・)/` Here, I picked this one just for you.
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(・∀・)/` No thanks, I already have a much better flower
(・∀・) Grandpa, learn it me the fighting!
(・∀・) Sorry, Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.
（ ´ω`) True. You would have to have a mind.
(・∀・) Grandpa got fat again!
（ ´ω`) belch
( ´ω`) All better.
(・∀・) Good.
(・∀・) Now learn me it fighting as teaching me of! My am patience!
( ´ω`) Very well, I shall teach you the ways of the Don Kyun Do.
( ´ω`) To start this training, first you must meditate until October. When it is October, you will reach DQNlightment. Then and only then can you learn the awesome power of Don Kyun Do!
|ω`) NOW GO FORTH JUNIOR! MEDITATE! I'll be going to the bar.
(-∀-) Ommmmmmmm
(-∀-) Om mane padme hum
(-∀-) Oh how money makes me hum
(-∀-) Oh mommy take me home
( ・ω・) You got some phat rhymes, junior
(・∀-) Wait a minute... did Grandpa just fool me into becoming a hippie?
( ´ω`) I didn't fool you into anything you dirty hippie.
(・∀・) But I just took a shower this morning, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Good you just ruined your training by showering!
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(´ω`) Junior.. What are you doing?
(・∀・) I'm stretching so I don't pull a muscle.
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(・∀・) Outta my face. You’re blocking my view. Shut up!!! Stop talking. Just go the hell away! All the world needs is me...I got my values; so you can keep yours, alright? I don’t get people. Never have, never will.
( ´ω`) Was that an example of what you kids call "the hip hop"? I can't say as I much care for it.
( ´ω`) In my day, we had REAL music... with suave, talented crooners like Perry Como.
(・∀・) Did you ever sing, Grandpa? I can imagine you singing the blues.
( ´ω`) Indeed I did. I even sold my soul to the Devil one night at a crossroads to learn to play.
(・∀・) Did you kill the devil?
( ´ω`) Indeed I did. But he put up a tough fight, and may be back.
( ´ω`) WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED TO TRAIN.
(・∀・) choo choo choooooooooooooooooooo
(・∀・) I didn't know Squeeks was hosting Youtube, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Yeah, good luck with that.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do the control freaks want to take away our CO2?
( ´ω`) Because CO2 is freedom, Junior, and they hate freedom.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's so bad about freedom?
( ´ω`) The people can't be trusted to make their own decisions, Junior. That's why we, who are enlightened and know what's best, must make those decisions for them.
( ´ω`) Look at those fuckers, wallowing in their own ignorance. They almost seem happy. We need to fix that.
(・∀・) Wait... you're one of them?!
( ´ω`) I was using the royal "we", Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you going to attend the Olympics opening ceremony?
( ´ω`) No. They invited me, but I had a poker game that night.
(・∀・) Um, it hasn't happened yet.
( ´ω`) Did too. Where have you been?
( ´ω`) Grandpa
Power: ++++
Intelligence: +++++
Charisma: ++
Stamina:
(・∀・) Junior
Power: ++
Intelligence: ++
Charisma: +++
Stamina: ++
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Bagehot picking on Mr. Pickles?
( ´ω`) You shouldn't watch those kid shows. They'll rot your already soggy brain.
(・∀・) YAY! Soggy brains! Yum.
(・∀・) So anyways, Grandpa, I was wandering around downtown today looking for a candy bar store my friend told me about and there were a lot of mean looking people following me so I ran and ran and ran and ran and a car almost hit me and I got away and rested and then looked up and wouldn't you know it the candy bar store was right there in front of me so I went in and didn't buy anything because I don't have any money can I have my allowance please?
( ´ω`) No, because candy bars will rot your teeth. It's bad enough your brains are rotted through. You don't need anything else rotten.
(・∀・) Nah, I kinda dig that whole "rotting" thing! Matter of fact, I think I'm a zombie!
(O∀O) BRAINSSSSS
(・∀・) Now I'm going to be a fireman!
( ´ω`) Firemen don't set things on fire, Junior.
(・∀・) They did in that book I read.
( ´ω`) Junior, what was life like after reading books?
(・∀・) We went to amazon.com and bought Kindles so we could download books when we wanted to read them, and had to charge the battery when the books turn off while we read them. It's the wave of the future!
(・∀・) Use my link so I get a tiny affiliate payment, plz.
( ・-・) I see no link, sausage or otherwise.
(・∀・) Grandpa, just how much do I have to pay daddy cool to get private access to VIP quality?
( ´ω`) Over 500,000,000
(・∀・) That hardly seems worth it.
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(・∀・) Wait, is that 500,000,000 in Zimbabwe currency? I could do that. I was just going to use it as toilet paper.
( ´ω`) Always so hopefully naive...
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is my throat sore?
( ´ω`) if you tell anybody about this, they won't believe you
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you know Golgo 13?
( ´ω`) Speaking.