(・∀・) Grandpa, am I really supposed to want to sell games to Gamestop just because there's a small chance that games I paid full price for are now worth $15, a fraction of the original price?

( ´ω`) You didn't pay anything for those games to begin with.

(・∀・) Well, yeah, but, you know, the principle, of the thing or something

( ´ω`) You haven't any principles, either.

(・∀・) I feel myself turning socialist now.

(・∀・) Everyone should pay for my videogames!

(・∀・) Grandpa, how does Clonepa keep learning people language?

( ・ω・) The box that Grandpa built teaches us very quickly!

( ・ω・) It gets pretty hot in the box that Grandpa built.

( ´ω`) What are you doing out of your box anyway?

( ・ω・) Because it was hot in the box. Pay attention.

( ´ω`) Oh, sorry about that. Why are you outside of your box?

( ・ω・) Because it was hot inside the box. Pay attention.

( ´ω`) Oh, yes, that's right.

( ´ω`) Hey! Why are you out of your box!?

( ・ω・) The bell rang, and the top opened up, so I got out.

( ´ω`) Oh.

( ´ω`) Shouldn't you be in your box?

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before big oil was big?

( ´ω`) Some blue guy used to synthesize piles of lithium for the batteries in our electric cars. Then he flaked out and left the Earth.

( ´ω`) All my worthless oil stocks suddenly skyrocketed me into wealth beyond measure.

( ´ω`) Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

(・∀・) You're rich?

(・∀・) Grandpa, if the jews can milk 39 million out of christians, I think that's a market we need to be tapping into.

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( ▀ω▀)Grandpa? I don't know who you're talking about. My name is GRANDPA X.

( ´ω`) Who the hell are you talking to?

( ´ω`) Now where was I?

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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(・∀・) Grandpadome?

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey, you guys got any nachos lef-?

(　･ิω･ิ) Ah, jeez. I'll call the cleaning crew. Junior, get the clones back into their cage before they eat all the remains.

( ・ω・) They taste like sheep squeezin's!

( ・ω・) I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN THE BOX! NOOOOOO!

(・∀・) You know the rules. Grandpa blows up, you go back in the box.

(・∀・) It's just for a little while. You'll be fine.

( ・-・) About time that old fart blew up.

( ・-・) I don't know he can explode!

(・∀・) He started doing that in Thread 4. It happens if he sleeps a certain way.

(・∀・) Although he's usually rekajiggered himself by now.

( ・-・) It appears my Grandpa jammer is working properly.

( ´ω`) Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

(・∀・) Beady Eyes didn't know you could explode.

(・∀・) What a noob.

( ´ω`) I can't believe there are 12 of these. Sage.

(・∀・) Age!

＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿
　＞　　　TAKE IT EASY DQN ！！！　　＜
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( ´ω`)　　　　　 　　　 　　　　(・∀・)

( ・-・) NO I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT RRARGHAH

( ´ω`) I remember when you put real effort into derailing threads.

( ´ω`) Now look at you. Pa-pa-pathetic.

(・∀・) you got a twin now??

( ´ω`) Sure, why not.

( ´ω`) I guess we'll call him Twinpa or something.

( ・-・) That's a mirror, you idiots.

( ´ω`) Do not try to look at yourself in the mirror, for that is impossible. Just try to remember the truth.

(・∀・) What is the truth?

( ´ω`) There is no mirror.

( ´ω`) It broke a long time ago when you were having a tantrum, so we threw it out.

( ´ω`) That was after we told you it wasn't the mirror reflecting, but yourself.

(・∀・) I never told you this, but I found 500get behind the mirror!

( ・-・) You weren't supposed to take the mirror idea and run with it!!!

( ・-・) AAAAARRRRRRGHHH

(( ・-・) STOP MAKING MY STUPID IDEAS BETTER!!!!

(・∀・) What the hell are you talking about?? Hahahaha....

( ・-・) Never gonna give you up
( ・-・) Never gonna let you down
( ・-・) Never gonna run around and desert you
( ・-・) Never gonna make you cry
( ・-・) Never gonna say goodbye
( ・-・) Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(・∀・) So anyways, what was life like before Russia invaded Georgia, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) We all used to live really long lives thanks to yogurt.

( ・-・) Georgia had it coming to them.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Grandpa threads?

( ´ω`) A lot less stupid questions were asked. I had all the free time in the world. AND YOU RUINED IT YOU TWIT.

( ・-・) You're freaking out Cramps, have a shot of whiskey to steady your nerves, it's on me.

( ・-・)

( ・̀-・́) Hehehe...

(・∀・) But grandpa, I thought you were German!

( ・-・) Anta baka, Junior!? Cramps is obviously not German. He's as Austrian as a corporal with a cowlick coiffure and toothbrush 'tache.

Grandpa, what's with all the brown people on youtube?

( ´ω`) Should I use my AK 47 now or not hm.......

(・∀・) Granpa! how's life before race become a subject?

( ´ω`) There were a lot more brown people on youtube.

( ・-・) This is sucks!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Suck suck suck suckitty suck!

( ˃ ヮ˂) YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

(・∀・) Yo, beady eyes! Why you such a dick??

( ・-・) Cuz I'm all man, girlpants.

(・∀・) Grandpa, where is the love?

( ´ω`) Fail and AIDS, Junior.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are we here?

( ´ω`) Because your father never loved you.

(・∀・) That's what SHE said!!!!!1

( ´ω`) I swear, Junior.... The chainsaw is in the shed, don't make me use it.

(・∀・) GO EAT A COCK GRANDPA!!!!!

( ´ω`) I'm too old for this. SUICIDE

(・∀・) FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!!!!

( ´ω`) Goddamn it /b/.

(・∀・) What's /b/, grandpa?

(・∀・) Granpa, so what do you think about 4 Channers?

(・∀・) Granpa , why you so cool?

( ˃ ヮ˂) Cool Cool Cool Coolies Cool!

( ´ω`) GTFO, Wa-Mouth.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ok, what's happening here??