( ´ω`) Nunya business, ya beady-eyed asshole. Go suck a grape and listen to that Metallicer devil music you love so much.
( ´ω`) Oh, wait, you're the mitten-humper. I need my glasses.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....sobs....sobs....
( ﾟ ヮ・) GLOVES!!!!
∧_∧
（ ´ω`) Not after i heard where it comes from.
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＼＼ ※ ※ ※ ヽ
(・∀・) Where does it come from, Grandpa?
(・∀・) Grandpa, all the girls call me a "pedo-file". What am I doing wrong?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do I occasionally ask really stupid questions like I did in >>561?
( ・-・) Because you don't take your pills.
( ・-・) Or maybe you did. I'm not sure how it works for you.
( ・-・) Good God, where was I going with that whole pills thing anyway?
( ・-・) Seriously, what is the DEAL with taking pills?
(・∀・) That he could have taken many less Aleve!
( ・-・) Suicide isn't funny!
<丶｀∀´> kekeke
( ´ω`) I'm going to feed your StarCraft games to Junior, Nida.
ξ・∀・）
( ´ω`) KILL THE CHRISTIANS
<丶｀∀´> Nida is no christfag nida. MEOW MEOW MEOW FUCK THE PORICE
( ・-・) OMG!! Another Bin Ladenism! (hides)
( ´ω`) Pussy.
(・∀・) Yes?
<丶｀∀´> CRASH INTO MY ASS NIDA
(・∀・) What hte fuck?
( ´ω`) You heard the man, Junior. Plough into his ass.
(・∀・) The plow's out in the shed, right? I'll be right back!
( ´ω`) Actually, get the weed whacker.
(・∀・) How about the garden weasel? It makes gardening FUN!
( ・-・) Ow, FUCK!!!!! That's from my garden you moron!!!!
(・∀・) Found it! Apparently it was jammed up Beady's ass.
(・∀・) It smells like half digested alfalfa.
( ・-・) Put that back.
(・∀・) The half-digested alfalfa or your ass?
( ´ω`) Just get in his ass.
( ●ω●) GET IN HIS ASS
( ・-・) HELP ME!!!!!!
Λ__Λ
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really into the whole being helpful thing.
（ ）
( ・-・) Bite my pasty flesh ass.
(・∀・) One garden weasel up the rabbit's ass, coming up!
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Tetrapak?
( ´ω`) Don't change the subject. You've got a job to do.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before people started shirking their duties?
( ´ω`) We were all hard working and strong. Girls loved us and we made money.
( ´ω`) Then after that you were born.
(・∀・) That's when things got even better, right?
( ´ω`) If by "better" you mean "flabber-gastingly shitastic" then you aren't too far off the mark, Junior.
( ・-・) You didn't get 600GET, I got...
( ・-・) Fuck.
( ・-・) I am a malicious web-spider.
(・∀・) Ha ha, Beady an't even get fuck. Anyway, I'm off to the shed.
( ・-・) I'm not an ant. If I was, I'd be humping the queen all day and have millions of kids.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Granpa and Beady Eyes fighto!!1
(・∀・) Granpa! ED's back! So what do you think about them? I see our entry on it!
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) NNNNNNNNNN
( ・-・) ..............
( ˃ ヮ˂) 33333333333
( ´ω`) zzzzzOHGODEDDON"TDOITMEDICMEDICMANDOWNzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) raped women
(・∀・) I thought you said you spent the years triumphantly gallivanting about Japan's finest broth.... Oh, I get it.
( ・-・) So the medic was needed for your STDs?
( ・-・) What did it feel like shouting for help on the dirty barracks toilet floor after you discovered how much it burns to try and piss through an infested penis?
( ・-・)!!!!!!!!!!
(・∀・) Wait, I don't understand.
( ・-・) When did you get that awesome scar? Just a few hundred September days ago you were looking normal.
( ﾒ-･ิ) Scar? I- OH MY GOD IT IS SPREADING
( ﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒﾒ-･ิ) HGHwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( ´ω`) That's the cancer!
(・∀・) I'm not an idiot, grandpa.
( ´ω`) oh you!
(・∀・) Bye!
(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask you the same question you give me a different answer?
(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask what the context is you never tell me?
( ・-・) Wow, just wow... my mom was a geisha and my dad a war hero. He should run for president.
( ・-・) NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
( ´ω`) Wait, Beady Eyes, just how old are you?
( ・-・) Old enough to have voted for Strom Thurmond.
( ・-・) Silence peon! I have derailed Death itself!
( ´ω`) I might as well stop trying it seems....
( ´ω`) Who?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Alzheimers?