( ˃ ヮ˂) Let them eat pancakes! giggles

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's good to be the queen.

( ´ω`) Back in my days, there were no queens. We dragged the ladies by the hair.

(・∀・) And how did women's liberation affect that?

( ´ω`) The rise of male pattern baldness.

(・∀・) Do male baldness patterns tessellate?

( ´ω`) Only when everybody's combovers match up.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Im the Doctor.

( ´ω`) No, Me doctor, You Mrs. Bertanshaw.

(・∀・) Way to kill the thread with a moldy python reference, Grampa!

( ´ω`) Don't talk back to me!

( ´ω`) I'm old and I can't handle it anymore!

(・∀・) Does this means that I'm old too?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the number of the beast?

Hey guys, just passing through from Saitama. Anybody know where I can find a daycare center?

(・∀・) Grandpa, is John McCain really too old to be President?

( ´ω`) Junior, John McCain is too old to die.

(・∀・) Grandpa, who is >>666?

( ´ω`) Junior, it's rude to stare at the unfortunate people who were born without a face.

( ´ω`) >>666 is a grotesque freak so don't stare at him.

( ´ω`) Did I mention that you shouldn't stare at >>666 because he's disgusting?

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay for me to be gay?

( ´ω`)Д・) Of course it is, Junior.

(・∀・) I meant as in happy and carefree!

( `ω´) ABSOLUTELY NOT!

( ´ω`) We're plunging into a worldwide depression, Junior. No happiness allowed.

( ´ω`) I have no grandson!

( ´ω`) Who am I?

( ´ω`) ZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZzZzZzzzzzz

( ´ω`) Damned gooks!

( `ω´) During the war, I lost my legs to those sub-humans!

( `ω´) I'll moidalize the bums!

(・∀・) Shut up, you blithering butt.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I regret to inform you, but you have prostate cancer.

(・∀・) I noticed it when you shoved my head up your ass yesterday.

( ´ω`) You had it coming.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do mittens float under the table?

( ´ω`) She had it coming.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the poridge bird lay its eggs in the air?

(・∀・) Grandpa, i am happy!

( ´ω`) About time. It took over XII threads.

( ´ω`) As to >>688, I never found out what that leprechaun scam was about.

〔 =0=〕 -I HAVE RETURNED GRANDPA-

( ´ω`) I'm ready to die. Take me to hell.

〔 =0=〕 -ACTUALLY I JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY NIFTY NEW ARMOR PLATES-

(・∀・) But you have so much more to teach us, Grandpa!!

( ´ω`) Okay, one last lesson.

( ´ω`) You suck.

( ´ω`) I'm packing my bags and heading for Hell.

|彡 Bye!

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( ・ω・) Where's Gran-

( ・ω・) I feel funny.

((( ˃ ω˂))) wuggawuggawuggawuggawuggawugga

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( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!!

(・∀・) What was life like before the internet?

( ´ω`) You know that my shadowy secret past is under NDA, Sonny.

( ・-・) You were a clonepa just a minute ago.

(( ´ω`) I have no idea what you're talking about.

(・∀・) Leave Grandpa alone!

( ・ω・) Oh, yeah. Before Grandpa went to Hel, he asked me personally in his last will and testament to replace him.

( ・ω・) I'm Clonepa #46. I hope to get along with you all.

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( ´ω`) Yeah! Leave Gr-me alone!

( ´ω`) So just what is the deal with airline peanuts?

( ´ω`) Yes sir Mr. Blisterworm sir!

|ω`) ....

|ω`) All according to plan.

|彡

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(・∀・) Grandpa, if the British hadn't colonized Australia, where would all the Australians be today?

( ´ω`) They wouldn't

(・∀・) Would too!

( ´ω`) Obviously beatings aren't working anymore...

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( ´( ・∀・) OH GOD GRANDPA OKAY THEY WOULDN'T JUST GET OUT

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( ´ω`) I'm glad we agree regarding this matter.

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

(´ω`) I know not who am us, but I know we ain't them.

>>715

( ´ω`) Grotesquepa?

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you okay? Did you have another visual hallucination? How many fingers am I holding up?

(☄ ﾟ ∀ﾟ)☄ Oh, then what are these?

( ´ω`) Well played, Krueger.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you never give me credit for anything.

( ´ω`) Because you never do anything of credit, Junior.

(・∀・) That's because I'm responsible financially and never acquire any debts.

( ´ω`) Good thing, too. I gambled away the last of your college fund in Vegas last weekend.

(・∀・) I'm going to be an astronaut when I grow up!

(・∀・) No Dunkin' Donuts in Brasila! HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

( ´ω`) What does that even mean? Junior, have you been in the medicine cabinet again?

( ´ω`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?

(・∀・) No, just this strange bottle with hard-to-make-out writing on it!

(・∀・) Medicinal C... Co... Cocai...

( ´ω`) You can't trick yourself out of this one, Junior. Keep on looking or I'll flush the key.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does it rain over the ocean? I mean, the ocean can't get any wetter so why hog all the rain?

(・∀・) how is babby formed?

( ´ω`) Good! Go and give them to your mother. She's been a little frisky lately.

( ´ω`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many languages can you speak at once?

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) While he's asleep, I'll steal his fortune!

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzzzzZzzitsnotzZzintherejuniorzzzzhehehezzzzZZZzz

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you sleep so much?

( ´ω`) Junior, why do you wake me up so much?

( ´ω`) I aughta smack you.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why can't you spell "oughta"?

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Google took over the internet?

( ´ω`) Grand. 9600 baud modems and you could have a nap inbetween page loads ZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz