[Part XII] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

[Part XII] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (118)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 07:02

( LƒΦ`) It dawned on me kids, I'm getting old, this might be my last thread so make the most of it kiddos.

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 11:05

( EƒΦE) Hello, Grandpa. My name is Clonepa.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 11:23

( E-E) I SAW YOU DIE!!

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 12:13

iEΝEjGoshdarn you Beady, can't you do anything right?

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 18:42

<˜€MΝL> This thread is now dedicated to the Rape of Nanking.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5324 19:49

<˜€MΝL> Nanking was Corean city wiped by Japan, nida.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 08:40

( LƒΦ`) Are you over 50 and no longer working full time?

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 18:11

<˜€MΝL> What are you implying, Zipangpa?

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 17:22

( ί ƒŽE) WATASHI WA KIRA DESS!

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 21:46

iEΝEjUote... Konn Ichi haa Kira Sama.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 20:48

iEΝEj Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 21:43

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13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 22:32

iEΝEj Really, Grandpa, why can't c=-2?

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5338 05:32

( LƒΦ`) You might as well ask "Why is the sky?"

( LƒΦ`) Dumbass.

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5338 12:51

( E-E) Yeah, Junior, you need some smartie pills to counteracterize that dumbassness.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 22:00

(EΝE) Hi, Grandpa. Who's the fat kid in >>13?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 00:02

( LƒΦ`) That would be you, Hamboy.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 00:49

(EΝE) Rei's Brothel? Does that mean I can get some broth? Chicken broth in a cup please!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 01:14

( LƒΦ`) I wouldn't drink anything that came from that place, if I were you.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 20:24

(EΝE) wity insult
( LƒΦ`) witty retordt

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 20:38

(EΝE) stupid question
( LƒΦ`) snappy answer

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 21:58

(EΝE) Grandpa, I'm hungry, but all I have is a mitten and that month old summer sausage you glued onto Clonepa a month ago.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 04:52

( LƒΦ`) I'm already tired of this thread.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 06:42

( LƒΦ`) Junior, go to Rei's, I hear they actually have some cat shit in stock.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 06:57

(EΝE) But if you died then who's flabby skin would I play with!!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 11:16

( LƒΦ`) yo' momma's.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 14:15

(EΝE) Mom's skin is still smooth and supple!

(EΝE) In fact, she's almost as young as I am...

(EΝE) .....something's amiss here...

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 16:26

(EΝE) Mmmmmmm, yes in deed. Smooth and supple.
(EΝE) ...
(EΝE) Would you excuse us for a minute?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 17:12

( LƒΦ`) hmm, this thread is proceeding very slowly. can you kids think of anything to liven it up?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 18:57

(EΝE) Watch more TV?

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 19:37

( ˃ ƒΦ˂)

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 19:38

( LƒΦ`) Well, that was fun.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 19:47

( ˃ ƒΦ˂) = grandpa taking a shit
(˃Ν˂) = junior taking a shit

( ˃ ƒΦΝ˂) FUSIONNN

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 01:55

( LƒΦΝE) What?

35 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5343 02:05

( LƒΦΝE) Don't put words in my mouth.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:13

( LƒΦΝE) Grandpa, I've never felt so close to you.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:12

( LƒΦ$#^ΝE) HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGKKK

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 07:42

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Hey why were you both going to the bathroom at the same time?

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 07:47

( LƒΦ`) Don't think you can just barge in here and start asking questions. Just because you're the new name in town doesn't mean you've earned my respect. You have to start from the bottom, just like all of the rest of these idiots.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:09

(EΝE)Grandpa, I didn't know you were in Zenryoku Usagi!
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41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:11

( LƒΦ`) That's not me, that's Burl Ives.

( LƒΦ`) Dumbass.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 18:57

( E-E) I've totally earned Grandpa's respect. He's even stopped saying no when I offer some pills! He just gives me the look, that "anta baka" look you know.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 03:39

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44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:11

( LƒΦ`) I thought we weren't casting any new characters. Budget cuts and all.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:30

(EΝE) You lost at the poker game again?

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:32

( LƒΦ`) Yeah.

( LƒΦ`) Speaking of, you're Mrs. Flapdoodle's slave now.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 21:04

(EΝE) The old hag with the S&M shota fetish?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 22:46

( LƒΦ`) No, no, that's Madam Holeflaffer. Flapdoodle's the one who runs the tire shop in Heater County.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 21:09

(EΝE) Awwww. Do I have to? She smells like a medicine cabinet.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:08

( E-E) Don't diss her, she takes her pills.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 15:48

(EΝE) Grandpa, did you ever sell me into slavery before there was an internet?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 18:31

( LƒΦ`) No, but you did make an excellent share cropper.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 18:32

(EΝE) I cropped those shares mighty fine if I do say so myself.

(EΝE) And I do.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:35

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55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:49

( LƒΦ`) Ignore him. Maybe he'll get bored and go away.

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