[Part XII] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:00

(・∀・) What are you, then?

(・∀・) . . .

(・A・) And by extension, what am I?!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:02

( ´ω`) We're strings of shift-JIS characters, Junior. We only exist when people look at us.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 18:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to live as Schrödinger's cat?

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:01 

      /-> know

( ´ω`) I <

      \-> don't know

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:14

( ・-・) Excuse me/Don't excuse me Junior, you're making/not making Grandpa unhappy/happy.

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:29

(・∀・)

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(・∀・) What?

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:39

( ・-・) To clarify, right now Grandpa's absentminded. That means you can't know both the exact location and the exact speed of his wandering thoughts.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:47

( ・-・) No shoes, Junior.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:51

(・∀・∀・) Anyway, I seem to be dividing.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:30

(・∀・) False alarm.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:46

( ´ω`) You've got to pay more attention Junior, your A.T. field is weak! You'll turn into Tang at this rate.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 22:38

(・∀・) There are worse beverages.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 02:49

>>325
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ah the Grandpa Uncertainty Principle, I am well aware of this theorum.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 03:35

( ・-・) Yes, one moment you're talking to Grandpa and then vrrrzt, he changes states and becomes Clonepa.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 03:43

( ・-・) By the way, it's "theorem". Moran.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:31

（*・ωﾒ） You all think that Hotaru's battle is a subject of Ridicule?

She was there in 42 during Malmedy. She was there in that bunker on that fateful day of 1945. She was there to inspire the tale of Parsifal. She gave the crest of the stars from her breast to the Earth. On a clear winter sky, as the snow falls. The bitter cold is a reminder of the frosted heart that Hotaru bears. Remember...she fights against the evils of Liberalism and Democracy.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:34

( ´ω`) Hey, look over there in the Beady Eyes thread. Hippies!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 05:31

( ・-・) Don't try to divert attention from my Nobel prizewinning discovery of supersymmetry. Threehundredthirtythreeget, yeah baby yeah!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 05:13

( ´ω`) So how'd that work out for ya?

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 05:37

(・∀・) Does your mommy love you yet?

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:13

( ・-・) Clonepa is sooooooo strangled tonight.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 14:41

( ´ω`) That's okay. I'll make more!

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:43

(・∀・) Grandpa, do Clonepas contribute to the worst threat our world has ever faced before?

(・∀・) By which, I mean the gradual warming of our world by 7-11 degrees Fahrenheit over the next 100 years?

(・∀・) THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 19:16

( ´ω`) I did that once, but the end result was you.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 20:17

(・∀・) You gradually warmed our world for a hundred years?

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:01

( ´ω`) Yeah, and then you popped out. Way to ruin everything.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 02:50

(・∀・) Well, YOU were the one making it easier to grow more crops and develop higher civilizations which inexorably led to the internet and 2ch.net and someone first typing me!

(・∀・) I'm all YOUR fault!!!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 06:46

( ´ω`) No, it's your fault because I'm smarter and older than you. Everything I say is true by default, and if you dare question me again, young man,

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 15:18

(,,#ﾟдﾟ) bbrrrrnnnz?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 22:53

(,,#ﾟдﾟ) Burns? C. Montgomery Burns?!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 23:23

(´･ω･`) I think he meant brains...

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 15:37

( ´ω`) Or maybe his ankle is sprained.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 20:50

(・∀・) And whose fault is it that Mr Zombie's rotten ankle is sprained?

(・∀・) I'm looking at you, Grandpa!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 21:36

( ´ω`) IT'S ME, JUNIOR! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, JUNIOR!

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 22:54

(・∀・) Good work, Grandpa! I hate zombies!!

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 06:27

(・∀・) Grandpa, I hear gibbelsig firepance is coming back. Can you get mine out of the attic for me?

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 15:06

( ´ω`) I sold it to buy beer.

( ´ω`) Mmmmmmmm.... delicious beeer

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 06:16

( ´ω`)っ-̾ Smoke.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:20

(・∀・) I thought for sure bringing back gibbelsig firepance would launch our thread back into the national spotlight... what is it going to take to revive our popularity?!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 23:09

Pain.
( ´ω`)っ-̾(・∀๏) AAAGGGGHHHHH

( ´ω`) Now get me another cig.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 13:40

(・∀๏)っ-̾ Here you go!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:36

( ´ω`)っ-̾ Thanks.

( ´ω`)っ-̾(๏∀๏) SZZ AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:37

( ´ω`) cough cough.

( ´ω`) Now get me another.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:30

(・∀๏)===D Have a cigar instead!

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 04:10

( ´ω) That is no ffciagr ( ´ω)

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 22:20

(・∀・) Grandpa, why doesn't my agent return my calls any more?

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:44

( ´ω`) Because my agent killed your agent.

( ´ω`) Whatcha gonna do now, boy? Looks like your attempt to kill me has just been shot down. Literally.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:56

(・∀・) Vaginas are better than a guy's asshole, but I may be biased, seeing as how I'm Junior.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 19:04

( ´ω`) Please rephrase that in the form of a question.

( ´ω`) C:\

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 19:33

(・∀・) Why are you such a big fat stinky butt all the time, Grandpa?

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 19:52

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370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 22:14

( ´ω`) I was once in the mafia junior.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 22:28

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like when you were in the mafia?

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:00

( ´ω`) Pretty good, until they found out I was sleeping with Banananose Maldonado's wife. Fortunately, my feets did their stuff.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:13

(・∀・) Grandpa! Learn me to fight!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:42

( ´ω`) I have no need to learn fighting from you.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 00:40

(・∀・) Learn fighting to me!

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 01:14

( ´ω`) Okay. Here's how to fight.

　　　　　Simply strike your foe so many times he can't fight back.
ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　´ω`)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow ow OW ow ow ow OWWWW

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 03:52

（*・ωﾒ） Can't teach Grandpappy, TE※AS RANGER, new tricks Junior.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:09

))∀・) Mercpa, can you teach me some awesome karate moves?

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:11

(・∀・) Who'd win in a fight, Grandpa or Mercpa?

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:56

( ・ω・) >>379 clonepa

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 06:35

(・∀・) By picking flowers ya hippie?

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 11:09

( ・ω・) ...yes.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 14:00

　　　　　*
( ・ω・)/` Here, I picked this one just for you.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:32

　 　　　　҉
(・∀・)/` No thanks, I already have a much better flower

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:28

(・∀・) Grandpa, learn it me the fighting!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 17:44

（　´ω`) thats not a flower junior..

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:21

(・∀・) Sorry, Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:23

（ ´ω`) True. You would have to have a mind.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:40

(・∀・) Grandpa got fat again!

（　´ω`) belch
( ´ω`) All better.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 18:46

(・∀・) Good.

(・∀・) Now learn me it fighting as teaching me of! My am patience!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 19:22

( ´ω`) Very well, I shall teach you the ways of the Don Kyun Do.

( ´ω`) To start this training, first you must meditate until October. When it is October, you will reach DQNlightment. Then and only then can you learn the awesome power of Don Kyun Do!

|ω`) NOW GO FORTH JUNIOR! MEDITATE! I'll be going to the bar.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 19:45

(-∀-) Ommmmmmmm
(-∀-) Om mane padme hum
(-∀-) Oh how money makes me hum
(-∀-) Oh mommy take me home

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 19:48

( ・ω・) You got some phat rhymes, junior

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:43

(・∀-) Wait a minute... did Grandpa just fool me into becoming a hippie?

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:58

( ´ω`) I didn't fool you into anything you dirty hippie.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:15

(・∀・) But I just took a shower this morning, Grandpa!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:40

( ´ω`) Good you just ruined your training by showering!

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:08

(　　　　　　　　　　　・∀・　　　　　　　　　　　) !

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:39

(　　・　　　　　　　　　∀　　　　　　　　　・　　)　　

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 03:41

(´ω`) Junior.. What are you doing?

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 04:02

(・∀・) I'm stretching so I don't pull a muscle.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 04:05

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　　　sproing 　( ´･-･) 400get!!!!
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　　 sproing　 ⊂§⊃
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⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃⌒ヽ〃

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 04:51

(　　　´　　　　　　　　　ω　　　　　　　　　`　)

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 02:31

(・∀・) Outta my face. You’re blocking my view. Shut up!!! Stop talking. Just go the hell away! All the world needs is me...I got my values; so you can keep yours, alright? I don’t get people. Never have, never will.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 02:56

( ´ω`) Was that an example of what you kids call "the hip hop"? I can't say as I much care for it.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 04:16

( ´ω`) In my day, we had REAL music... with suave, talented crooners like Perry Como.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 04:37

(・∀・) Did you ever sing, Grandpa? I can imagine you singing the blues.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 05:53

( ´ω`) Indeed I did. I even sold my soul to the Devil one night at a crossroads to learn to play.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 07:08

(・∀・) Did you kill the devil?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:32

( ´ω`) Indeed I did. But he put up a tough fight, and may be back.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:33

( ´ω`) WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED TO TRAIN.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 14:29

(・∀・) choo choo choooooooooooooooooooo

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 23:04

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Watashi no ojiisan ga kureta hajimete no candy – sore wa werther's original de, watashi wa yon-sai deshita.
( ´ω`) Sono aji wa amakute creamy de, konna subarashii candy wo moraeru watashi wa, kitto tokubetsu na sonzai na no da to kanjimashita.
( ´ω`) Ima de wa, watashi ga ojiichan. Mago ni ageru no wa mochiron werther's original.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) CAN DY CAN DY CAN-DYCANDY CAN DY!

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 00:00

(・∀・) I didn't know Squeeks was hosting Youtube, Grandpa.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 01:41

　　　人　　　　　
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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I am re-envisioning 4-ch as a
　（つ　　 つ　　 platform to leverage emerging folksonomies.
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:56

( ´ω`) Yeah, good luck with that.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 14:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do the control freaks want to take away our CO2?

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 17:42

( ´ω`) Because CO2 is freedom, Junior, and they hate freedom.

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