(・∀・) Grandpa, what's so bad about freedom?

( ´ω`) The people can't be trusted to make their own decisions, Junior. That's why we, who are enlightened and know what's best, must make those decisions for them.

( ´ω`) Look at those fuckers, wallowing in their own ignorance. They almost seem happy. We need to fix that.

(・∀・) Wait... you're one of them?!

( ´ω`) I was using the royal "we", Junior.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you going to attend the Olympics opening ceremony?

( ´ω`) No. They invited me, but I had a poker game that night.

(・∀・) Um, it hasn't happened yet.

( ´ω`) Did too. Where have you been?

( ´ω`) Grandpa
Power: ++++
Intelligence: +++++
Charisma: ++
Stamina:

(・∀・) Junior
Power: ++
Intelligence: ++
Charisma: +++
Stamina: ++

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Bagehot picking on Mr. Pickles?

( ´ω`) You shouldn't watch those kid shows. They'll rot your already soggy brain.

(・∀・) YAY! Soggy brains! Yum.

(・∀・) So anyways, Grandpa, I was wandering around downtown today looking for a candy bar store my friend told me about and there were a lot of mean looking people following me so I ran and ran and ran and ran and a car almost hit me and I got away and rested and then looked up and wouldn't you know it the candy bar store was right there in front of me so I went in and didn't buy anything because I don't have any money can I have my allowance please?

( ´ω`) No, because candy bars will rot your teeth. It's bad enough your brains are rotted through. You don't need anything else rotten.

(・∀・) Nah, I kinda dig that whole "rotting" thing! Matter of fact, I think I'm a zombie!

(O∀O) BRAINSSSSS

(・∀・) Now I'm going to be a fireman!

( ´ω`) Firemen don't set things on fire, Junior.

(・∀・) They did in that book I read.

( ´ω`) Junior, what was life like after reading books?

(・∀・) We went to amazon.com and bought Kindles so we could download books when we wanted to read them, and had to charge the battery when the books turn off while we read them. It's the wave of the future!

(・∀・) Use my link so I get a tiny affiliate payment, plz.

( ・-・) I see no link, sausage or otherwise.

(・∀・) Grandpa, just how much do I have to pay daddy cool to get private access to VIP quality?

( ´ω`) Over 500,000,000

(・∀・) That hardly seems worth it.

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(・∀・) Wait, is that 500,000,000 in Zimbabwe currency? I could do that. I was just going to use it as toilet paper.

( ´ω`) Always so hopefully naive...

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is my throat sore?

( ´ω`) if you tell anybody about this, they won't believe you

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you know Golgo 13?

( ´ω`) Speaking.

(・∀・) Grandpa, am I really supposed to want to sell games to Gamestop just because there's a small chance that games I paid full price for are now worth $15, a fraction of the original price?

( ´ω`) You didn't pay anything for those games to begin with.

(・∀・) Well, yeah, but, you know, the principle, of the thing or something

( ´ω`) You haven't any principles, either.

(・∀・) I feel myself turning socialist now.

(・∀・) Everyone should pay for my videogames!

(・∀・) Grandpa, how does Clonepa keep learning people language?

( ・ω・) The box that Grandpa built teaches us very quickly!

( ・ω・) It gets pretty hot in the box that Grandpa built.

( ´ω`) What are you doing out of your box anyway?

( ・ω・) Because it was hot in the box. Pay attention.

( ´ω`) Oh, sorry about that. Why are you outside of your box?

( ・ω・) Because it was hot inside the box. Pay attention.

( ´ω`) Oh, yes, that's right.

( ´ω`) Hey! Why are you out of your box!?

( ・ω・) The bell rang, and the top opened up, so I got out.

( ´ω`) Oh.

( ´ω`) Shouldn't you be in your box?

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before big oil was big?

( ´ω`) Some blue guy used to synthesize piles of lithium for the batteries in our electric cars. Then he flaked out and left the Earth.

( ´ω`) All my worthless oil stocks suddenly skyrocketed me into wealth beyond measure.

( ´ω`) Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

(・∀・) You're rich?

(・∀・) Grandpa, if the jews can milk 39 million out of christians, I think that's a market we need to be tapping into.

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( ▀ω▀)Grandpa? I don't know who you're talking about. My name is GRANDPA X.

( ´ω`) Who the hell are you talking to?

( ´ω`) Now where was I?

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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(・∀・) Grandpadome?

(　･ิω･ิ) Hey, you guys got any nachos lef-?

(　･ิω･ิ) Ah, jeez. I'll call the cleaning crew. Junior, get the clones back into their cage before they eat all the remains.

( ・ω・) They taste like sheep squeezin's!

( ・ω・) I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN THE BOX! NOOOOOO!

(・∀・) You know the rules. Grandpa blows up, you go back in the box.

(・∀・) It's just for a little while. You'll be fine.

( ・-・) About time that old fart blew up.

( ・-・) I don't know he can explode!

(・∀・) He started doing that in Thread 4. It happens if he sleeps a certain way.

(・∀・) Although he's usually rekajiggered himself by now.

( ・-・) It appears my Grandpa jammer is working properly.

( ´ω`) Hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

(・∀・) Beady Eyes didn't know you could explode.

(・∀・) What a noob.

( ´ω`) I can't believe there are 12 of these. Sage.

(・∀・) Age!

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　＞　　　TAKE IT EASY DQN ！！！　　＜
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( ´ω`)　　　　　 　　　 　　　　(・∀・)

( ・-・) NO I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT RRARGHAH

( ´ω`) I remember when you put real effort into derailing threads.

( ´ω`) Now look at you. Pa-pa-pathetic.

(・∀・) you got a twin now??

( ´ω`) Sure, why not.

( ´ω`) I guess we'll call him Twinpa or something.

( ・-・) That's a mirror, you idiots.

( ´ω`) Do not try to look at yourself in the mirror, for that is impossible. Just try to remember the truth.

(・∀・) What is the truth?

( ´ω`) There is no mirror.

( ´ω`) It broke a long time ago when you were having a tantrum, so we threw it out.

( ´ω`) That was after we told you it wasn't the mirror reflecting, but yourself.

(・∀・) I never told you this, but I found 500get behind the mirror!

( ・-・) You weren't supposed to take the mirror idea and run with it!!!

( ・-・) AAAAARRRRRRGHHH

(( ・-・) STOP MAKING MY STUPID IDEAS BETTER!!!!

(・∀・) What the hell are you talking about?? Hahahaha....

( ・-・) Never gonna give you up
( ・-・) Never gonna let you down
( ・-・) Never gonna run around and desert you
( ・-・) Never gonna make you cry
( ・-・) Never gonna say goodbye
( ・-・) Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(・∀・) So anyways, what was life like before Russia invaded Georgia, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) We all used to live really long lives thanks to yogurt.

( ・-・) Georgia had it coming to them.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Grandpa threads?

( ´ω`) A lot less stupid questions were asked. I had all the free time in the world. AND YOU RUINED IT YOU TWIT.

( ・-・) You're freaking out Cramps, have a shot of whiskey to steady your nerves, it's on me.

( ・-・)

( ・̀-・́) Hehehe...

(・∀・) But grandpa, I thought you were German!

( ・-・) Anta baka, Junior!? Cramps is obviously not German. He's as Austrian as a corporal with a cowlick coiffure and toothbrush 'tache.

Grandpa, what's with all the brown people on youtube?

( ´ω`) Should I use my AK 47 now or not hm.......