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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 18:39

Do I dare to eat a peach?

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 19:05

Fucking mermaids only sing to each other, never to me. I bet they're all dykes.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5999 19:48

>>211 those are mostly hopeless basement dwellers anyways. They're hoping to snag a girl who's into girl-on-girl.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 03:11

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214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 05:52

I get annoyed when people say they listen to "everything." I usually find multiple genres that people like that have never heard of. I have yet to find that music guru who really listens to "everything" actively.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 06:56

>>213

I really doubt that's what you were thinking.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 14:41

If I went down to the crossroads, I wouldn't find a guitar teacher.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 16:31

Running table top role playing games is a little challenging, with all the book-keeping and whatnot.

It's pretty rewarding though.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6000 20:09

If the spammers don't stop, I'm banning tor.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 02:43

I LIKE I LIKE

I LIKE THIS SONG

THIS SONG THIS SONG YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

DOOODOOODOOODOODOOOOOOO

I've discovered two of Anamanaguchi's old Famicompo entries; which are just pure chiptune and are really fucking catchy and groovy and awesome.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 07:13

Shit yeah one of my favorite artists posted new porn and its hot as hell huff huff

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 17:30

Dear whoever decided that adding an "Open All Bookmarks" button to Chrome that does not prompt you before attempting to open a few hundred tabs was a good idea: it wasn't.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 17:45

I'm off to band practice, bye guys

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 20:07

Bye.

(P.S. You forgot the period at the end of your sentence.)

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6001 23:22

t̢͚̤̯̣̖͓͍̮̝͇̍̎̂̒́ͮ̑̄̏̍̍ͯ́̚͘ͅͅa̷̵̧̪͍͚̫̼̬̭̘̬͍̘̱̣̫̘͛ͭ̈̈̉̈́́̂͛͊̂̎͂ͬ͋͛̚͝͝ͅnͭͯ̇̾͌͜͟͏̶͖̺̼̳̻̯̭͓̖̣̜ͅaͦ̓̎̂͊̍ͦ̂ͫ͊ͬͤͩͨ͏̶̡͎͕̥̺̬͠s̘̟͇̭̺̖̠̻͎͍̼͙͖̹͚͛̓̑͐ͣ̒͢͞͞ͅi̧̐̇͛ͭ͂ͭ̎҉̢͉̩̻͉̼̣̥͉̺̤̣̪̗̻͖n̶̛̛͉̭͍̘̼̱̝͖͍̬̗͇̙̊ͧ́ͧ̆̿̍̓ͤ̎ͧͯ̍̎ͦ̄ͭ̌̔ñ̴̹̼̺̞̟̮̯́̏̕͜

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 02:32

You need a hippo to ride a vine Tarzan style through the jungle, smashing down trees left and right? You go to Lou. He'll set you up.

226 Name: war face : 1993-09-6002 03:11

Despite popular opinion, hippos are actually quite aggressive.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 05:41

In general, a hippo is more than a match for the average panda.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 17:38

>>223 Sorry! I'm usually a stickler for punctuation after reading Eats, Shoots And Leaves.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 17:41

　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Oxford comma! Oxford comma!
　⊂彡

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6002 20:13

I'm in the place to be... and not to be at the same...
Time.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 00:25

No one's posting in my thread ;.;

I feel so rejected...

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 02:48

Rejection is temporary!! My captcha is coyyish!!

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 03:46

>>231

No one reads my blog.

I feel so boring.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 04:01

what the butt oooooooooooooo

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 04:12

i HATE MYSELF SO MUCH.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 07:39

>>233

What's the url?

I will read it! I promise.

Well...
Maybe not the whole thing, but some of it at least.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6004 18:07

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 16:27

Capatcha was fack

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6005 16:28

Now it's pouy, and I still can't spell captcha right on the first try

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 08:55

I'm being extremely emo right now, I should stop posting.

You know that stage where people get depressed- and they're usually depressed over stupid shit or to be dramatic- and you'll be listing to a song and usually it's a not-that-great-song(but even if it's a good song still) and they start talking about "how true to life this song is, man" and how they can "totally relate to what they're saying" and you're like, your stupid full of shit retarded douchebag and know one cares, you know that?

Yhea, that's the stage I'm getting too.

P.S.

My captcha is "fe"

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 08:57

Oh man I can't even make my thoughts coherent tonight hurr durr.

And now my captcha is "ye".

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6009 00:12

Robots don't say "ye"!

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6009 09:51

Life was so good yesterday. Today I can't even get out of bed.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 22:43

>>242
BE YE HUMAN OR BE YE ROBOT?

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 23:12

What the hell am I doing with my life? There has to be something I'm missing amid the haze of masturbation, sci-fiction, and math.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 23:41

No, you hit the mains pretty well there.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 02:57

If there is an HOV lane, there should also be a DQN lane.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 03:25

>>247

Hasn't that been posted before?

Stop posting things that have been posted before, you're giving me deja vu

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 14:03

I'm passively teaching English to a Chinese acquaintance.

(07:00:29 AM) michelle: we get together to have a meal
(07:01:06 AM) ei: What foods do you eat?
(07:01:08 AM) michelle: all of my relatives

I feel kind of bad for laughing at this.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 14:43

(07:40:52 AM) michelle: you have QQ???
(07:41:52 AM) ei: Ahh, no, I only made an account after you showed me it.
(07:42:21 AM) michelle: i can't add you
(07:42:25 AM) michelle: OMG

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 22:22

why did she start taking so many drugs?

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 15:11

relief

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 17:28

This is possibly the most painful pizza I have ever eaten. I don't know if it was the drugs or the girl I was with, but something's given me an infection on my tongue :(

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 18:20

I need... to summon the strength.

The strength... to shave off my beard, then go to the store to buy tobacco and milk and febreeze and soup.

But... this couch is so comfy.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 21:06

In Soviet Russia, beard shaves you off!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 06:47

JERRY BEEEEANS, HI HI

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 16:19

>>248
This thread IS the DQN lane.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:06

Guy who originally posted the lame confession about the HOV lane here.

So... I hate driving. Makes shitty days shittier. Got up late, had to rush to class (it's a test day for a 1-hour class; every minute counts and I wasn't ready). And boy, fucking nobody can drive around here, not with ice on the road. Doesn't help I went the wrong way first, either.

I somehow manage to be only 15 minutes late. And I use my card to get into the parking garage just so I can spend less time walking; if I weren't late, I'd just walk more, no big. Now usually, it doesn't matter if I even go to this class, but it's a test day, so I write down my answers in a fury and somehow got a skeleton down, but I'd have had more complete answers if I'd been on time.

Then I'm on the way back. Turns out I can't fucking drive either. I hate driving. OOPS I lost my ID can't get out of the garage without it. So the guy lets me out, but even now I have no idea where the goddam card is. Then on the way back I follow a big, slow truck who makes a right turn and I almost run a red and almost hit some lady who does the pretty understandable WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCK YOU routine. So I look up, and whaddaya know, it's red. Also, there's a camera. One of like five lights with a camera on the whole route and that's where I run a red. I'm usually more careful than that, but it's been a shitty day, okay? I sheepishly reverse back out of the intersection. I forget to put the gear back and almost back into the car behind me when the light turned green (they'd left me space so I could back up in the first place, mind you).

When I finally got home, I took a huge fucking dump and it hurt like fuck. Huuuuge, Rochester, yewwwwww-juh! The only thing that can salvage today is if this post amuses or severely depresses someone else.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:20

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I lol'd pretty hard

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 18:08

>>258 saved me from the dark place, thank you >>258

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 00:56

God, I strongly dislike this girl. She's a real 'oh, I'll just pass this module/year/life' kind of person . This... this... parasite is dragging my team down. I hate that attitude. I hate it.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 20:48

today i thought "i miss the good old character threads on the front page" and now someone bumped 2 of them....

thank you, whoever you might be!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 05:24

Oh my god, she wore a fucking tiara while receiving her silver metal?

No wonder the rest of the world hates us. God I hope the media absolute ripes that bitch a new one.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 06:43

>>263
The world knows little of the Elitist Superstructure, so I haven't a clue who this "us" you're talking about is.

Though you can be sure we arranged it.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 07:36

Whenever I think of the "Elitist Superstructure" images come to mind of giggling, scrawny, virginal, mid-level businessmen with big, stupid smiles like you'd see on a four year old, the legs of their pants slightly rising above their socks as they lurk and post on DQN.

"New World Order" indeed.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 16:06

I LIKE TEA.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 18:50

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Red-Vancouver-mittens-are-the-must-have-accesso?urn=oly,220320

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Excellent

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 20:36

prefuse 73 really blows

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 02:59

i can't believe this thread is still around

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 16:40

>>265 close but i get plenty of sex and i'm not a businessman. I do have a big stupid smile though, and I just noticed you can see my tartan shoes, usually mostly coverd by my jeans

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 18:19

I wonder what DQN is up to now, haven't been by since september.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6017 23:31

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dqn

Hmm, my blood certainly rushes when I'm on DQN

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 00:49

My heart races for >>272

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 06:28

Why me? I'm a nice guy, why does this kind of shit happen to me? Shit that's out of my control, shit that couldn't be prevented.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 10:50

I just spent a load of time on AT.

It was somewhat OK, but the community there is so disjointed.

The pedo population's contributions are truly harrowing. Not that there is anything wrong with finding kids attractive, imo, but they take it a little too far.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 02:33

I JUST RUINED MY KEYBOARD

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:07

>>276

HOW ARE YOU TYPING THEN?

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:44

PURE WILLPOWER

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 04:35

OH GOD YOUR PSYCHIC CAN YOU READ MY THOUGHTS?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 05:55

ONLY WHEN YOU POST THEM

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 06:38

OH GOD DO I HAVE TO PLUG THE CONTROLLER IN THE SECOND SLOT OR SOMETHING?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 06:47

press start+L+R+Z

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 09:16

I'm gonna bu-n in the rain
and that murderously loud thunder only makes me harder

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 03:31

I know everyone else and their mother does too, but I'm really starting to hate facebook.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 04:24

i can't believe it took me this long to truly appreciate how much i hate that cunt.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 21:19

The unix administrators in my old university all looked like the comic book guy.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 16:24

Face down, ass up! That's... Man I should stop listening to duran duran duran when I should be having fantasies about last night.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 05:00

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My laptop’s fan is dying.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But it sounds like the propeller on one of those old biplanes!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 15:32

ICANN has cheezeburger

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 00:24

I can't remember the last time I didn't go to a 48-hour party at the weekend

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 02:06

Shimako san wa, noriko san wo, ?? do nai wo?!?!

Do nai wo? Do nai wo!?? Do nai no, do nai wo!?!

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 05:38

>>291

Oh god I can hear it too now ahhhhhh get out of my head

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 06:13

MY KEYBOARD WORKS

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 06:28

Akai akai akai kamen no V3

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 14:43

A KOI A KOI A KOI KOI SEN

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 16:49

I think she should just go fuck herself. Oh, and why can't i seem to find RS-links for Oblivion? Shouldn't I be learning for that exam tomorrow? I am such a loser for hanging around on this site instead.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 19:55

By my daily visits, the traffic of DQN increased by a whopping 100%.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 23:48

Goodbye, drugs.
Hello, short-term memory.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 01:00

I found some ritalin while I was cleaning out my kitchen cabinets.

I threw them away.

I used to have a big problem with drugs.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 01:36

I have never before gotten a get

Except for that one 999

I guess I should be happy for what I have.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 03:31

>>300 all posts are GET (this post is 301 GET); 4chan, in typical fashion, has simply distorted this meaning when imitating Japan because only interesting numbers are worth fighting over, and fighting over bullshit is what they do best there.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 04:17

>>298>>299
Good for you two!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 20:57

why do people get so hung up about swearing? and why is eminem such a faggot?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 02:44

>>301
That is what happens when I have nothing else to say
In typical 4chan fashion

Why did my phone just turn on all by itself?

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 02:45

Oh now it turned off
I'm happy now

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 03:10

the world is a vampire

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 03:18

My right pec is slightly tighter than my left because I masturbated today (twice).

I have mild scoliosis because I masturbated so much as a kid and wasn't very active (6+ plus hours on video games/internet during my teen years; almost no exercise).

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 04:49

>>304 that means someone is SPYING on you!!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 06:40

OH GOD

THE GOVERNMENT CAN TURN OUR PHONES ON

PUT ON EXTRA LAYER OF TINFOIL

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