[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 16:19

>>248
This thread IS the DQN lane.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:06

Guy who originally posted the lame confession about the HOV lane here.

So... I hate driving. Makes shitty days shittier. Got up late, had to rush to class (it's a test day for a 1-hour class; every minute counts and I wasn't ready). And boy, fucking nobody can drive around here, not with ice on the road. Doesn't help I went the wrong way first, either.

I somehow manage to be only 15 minutes late. And I use my card to get into the parking garage just so I can spend less time walking; if I weren't late, I'd just walk more, no big. Now usually, it doesn't matter if I even go to this class, but it's a test day, so I write down my answers in a fury and somehow got a skeleton down, but I'd have had more complete answers if I'd been on time.

Then I'm on the way back. Turns out I can't fucking drive either. I hate driving. OOPS I lost my ID can't get out of the garage without it. So the guy lets me out, but even now I have no idea where the goddam card is. Then on the way back I follow a big, slow truck who makes a right turn and I almost run a red and almost hit some lady who does the pretty understandable WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCK YOU routine. So I look up, and whaddaya know, it's red. Also, there's a camera. One of like five lights with a camera on the whole route and that's where I run a red. I'm usually more careful than that, but it's been a shitty day, okay? I sheepishly reverse back out of the intersection. I forget to put the gear back and almost back into the car behind me when the light turned green (they'd left me space so I could back up in the first place, mind you).

When I finally got home, I took a huge fucking dump and it hurt like fuck. Huuuuge, Rochester, yewwwwww-juh! The only thing that can salvage today is if this post amuses or severely depresses someone else.

259 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:20

( ί ƒŽί) I lol'd pretty hard

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 18:08

>>258 saved me from the dark place, thank you >>258

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 00:56

God, I strongly dislike this girl. She's a real 'oh, I'll just pass this module/year/life' kind of person . This... this... parasite is dragging my team down. I hate that attitude. I hate it.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 20:48

today i thought "i miss the good old character threads on the front page" and now someone bumped 2 of them....

thank you, whoever you might be!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 05:24

Oh my god, she wore a fucking tiara while receiving her silver metal?

No wonder the rest of the world hates us. God I hope the media absolute ripes that bitch a new one.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 06:43

>>263
The world knows little of the Elitist Superstructure, so I haven't a clue who this "us" you're talking about is.

Though you can be sure we arranged it.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 07:36

Whenever I think of the "Elitist Superstructure" images come to mind of giggling, scrawny, virginal, mid-level businessmen with big, stupid smiles like you'd see on a four year old, the legs of their pants slightly rising above their socks as they lurk and post on DQN.

"New World Order" indeed.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 16:06

I LIKE TEA.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 18:50

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Red-Vancouver-mittens-are-the-must-have-accesso?urn=oly,220320

( ί ƒŽί) Excellent

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 20:36

prefuse 73 really blows

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 02:59

i can't believe this thread is still around

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 16:40

>>265 close but i get plenty of sex and i'm not a businessman. I do have a big stupid smile though, and I just noticed you can see my tartan shoes, usually mostly coverd by my jeans

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 18:19

I wonder what DQN is up to now, haven't been by since september.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6017 23:31

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dqn

Hmm, my blood certainly rushes when I'm on DQN

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 00:49

My heart races for >>272

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 06:28

Why me? I'm a nice guy, why does this kind of shit happen to me? Shit that's out of my control, shit that couldn't be prevented.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 10:50

I just spent a load of time on AT.

It was somewhat OK, but the community there is so disjointed.

The pedo population's contributions are truly harrowing. Not that there is anything wrong with finding kids attractive, imo, but they take it a little too far.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 02:33

I JUST RUINED MY KEYBOARD

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:07

>>276

HOW ARE YOU TYPING THEN?

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 03:44

PURE WILLPOWER

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 04:35

OH GOD YOUR PSYCHIC CAN YOU READ MY THOUGHTS?

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 05:55

ONLY WHEN YOU POST THEM

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 06:38

OH GOD DO I HAVE TO PLUG THE CONTROLLER IN THE SECOND SLOT OR SOMETHING?

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 06:47

press start+L+R+Z

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6025 09:16

I'm gonna bu-n in the rain
and that murderously loud thunder only makes me harder

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 03:31

I know everyone else and their mother does too, but I'm really starting to hate facebook.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 04:24

i can't believe it took me this long to truly appreciate how much i hate that cunt.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 21:19

The unix administrators in my old university all looked like the comic book guy.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 16:24

Face down, ass up! That's... Man I should stop listening to duran duran duran when I should be having fantasies about last night.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 05:00

( ί -ί) My laptopfs fan is dying.

( ί ƒŽί) But it sounds like the propeller on one of those old biplanes!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 15:32

ICANN has cheezeburger

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 00:24

I can't remember the last time I didn't go to a 48-hour party at the weekend

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 02:06

Shimako san wa, noriko san wo, ?? do nai wo?!?!

Do nai wo? Do nai wo!?? Do nai no, do nai wo!?!

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 05:38

>>291

Oh god I can hear it too now ahhhhhh get out of my head

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 06:13

MY KEYBOARD WORKS

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 06:28

Akai akai akai kamen no V3

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 14:43

A KOI A KOI A KOI KOI SEN

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 16:49

I think she should just go fuck herself. Oh, and why can't i seem to find RS-links for Oblivion? Shouldn't I be learning for that exam tomorrow? I am such a loser for hanging around on this site instead.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 19:55

By my daily visits, the traffic of DQN increased by a whopping 100%.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 23:48

Goodbye, drugs.
Hello, short-term memory.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 01:00

I found some ritalin while I was cleaning out my kitchen cabinets.

I threw them away.

I used to have a big problem with drugs.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 01:36

I have never before gotten a get

Except for that one 999

I guess I should be happy for what I have.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 03:31

>>300 all posts are GET (this post is 301 GET); 4chan, in typical fashion, has simply distorted this meaning when imitating Japan because only interesting numbers are worth fighting over, and fighting over bullshit is what they do best there.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 04:17

>>298>>299
Good for you two!

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 20:57

why do people get so hung up about swearing? and why is eminem such a faggot?

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 02:44

>>301
That is what happens when I have nothing else to say
In typical 4chan fashion

Why did my phone just turn on all by itself?

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 02:45

Oh now it turned off
I'm happy now

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 03:10

the world is a vampire

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 03:18

My right pec is slightly tighter than my left because I masturbated today (twice).

I have mild scoliosis because I masturbated so much as a kid and wasn't very active (6+ plus hours on video games/internet during my teen years; almost no exercise).

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 04:49

>>304 that means someone is SPYING on you!!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 06:40

OH GOD

THE GOVERNMENT CAN TURN OUR PHONES ON

PUT ON EXTRA LAYER OF TINFOIL

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 07:08

http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/harmony/#grid

Someone who's better at art than me do something cool with this.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 08:44

Man, all this new influx of calories everyday is GREAT. I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING HUGE. Soo, I'll be the FATTEST OF THEM ALL!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 11:55

Gosh i really feel like a döner now.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 22:12

Alcohol. Drugs. Overdrive. Noise.

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:29

My willy is hung

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:52

I really fucking hate you, DQN.
I fuxking hate everything. I'm so fucking horny, aand my fucking girlfriend has me supresssing my sexuality for everything but her cunt, which I destroy weekly. People are confessing their love to me, and i can't grab a slice of thier pussy. I chat up women in bars, but stop myself.I end up in bed with women, but domn't fuckthem as my conscience wont allow me to do it. I know it's just pure biology saying you're on a winning streak socially, so sow that sweet seed, but I'm afradi I'll lose a tolerant, smart and funny woman for random pussy, but a moderately large amount of short term random pussy.

Am I naive, am I simply a dokyun, or am I playing it cool?

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:55

I really should not waste my time visiting *chan boards. Work instead. Do some work, goddammit. Be creative. You are slowly getting bored of all this internet posting shit. It truly keeps you from achieving greatness.

Only one more post. One more. One little refresh too. Just one.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 01:09

>>315

how often you whack off?

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 09:08

>>315, if you can't handle monogamia you should either try to jack off to porn to fool our instinct into thinking you have sex with lots of different women or suggest your girlfriend to bring some change into your sexual life.
for example you could do some mild roleplaying, one week she's the shy girl with glasses and knotted hair who likes gentle sofa sex, the next she's a horny girl who loves to ride you til you collapse or get banged doggystyle or whatever. it's about the details, maybe she could put on slightly different perfume every time and do other changes, maybe moan more at one night or do some dirty talking.
it's just important that your penis gets the impression of fucking different girls (which is why details like smell and the way she moves matter), chances will be high you won't feel the need to engage in any kind of activity with other girls no more.
maybe she'll be really into it and even want you to play different roles too. experimenting (without resorting to sick shit) is one of the most fun parts of sex.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 15:49

>experimenting (without resorting to sick shit)

Why not? My last girlfriend was into bloodplay, and it was awesome

We broke up cos i found out she was 14 lol

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 15:20

My main news source is /news/.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 15:31

Feeling so funky

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 17:52

When I saw bananas on the kitchen counter, the first thing I thought of was Len's hair.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6045 04:03

>>322
I would just think of dicks

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6045 10:56

While playing through UBW for the first time, I began to think of my current law lecturer, a real cynic.

He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique. As I furthered my education, I imitated him and had much success in academia and practice. He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique.

I began to see him in nightclubs, on streets, in courts. People remarked how much I had changed since I began studying law. I had my ideals, but I was less naive and more of a realist. Unconsciously, I was becoming like him.

I was in a cafe with my girlfriend and I was talking about my lecturer and some case law, following up with some thoughts on my career, and the path I had chosen. She told me that the lecturer was me in ten years time. Suddenly it made sense: he was the Archer to my Shirou. I was GAR for him.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:03

FACT: there are only two people writing DQN, me being one and you the other.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 22:05

Vocaloid is all about the cute mascots, because it sounds terrible.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 23:19

>>325
How do I know that you know that I'm not you?

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 23:34

>>325

You know perfectly well that there are 6 of us, #3, stop saying inane things like that

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 23:38

I'm not either of you. Not even if you're the one reading this.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 04:33

I CAN'T EVEN READ.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 04:37

wat

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 05:06

Jones Soda and some spicy pasta, does it get any better?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 07:57

>>332
if good sex follows and you like sex, yes. yes it does.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6051 01:59

( ί ƒŽί) I want to express words that are good~

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 03:33

What is a goy ?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 23:16

( EƒΦE) My bestest friend asked me to air ads like these. What do you think?

Stay in school
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@Do drugs

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 23:19

@Agree with
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@Advice Dog
is a cool meme
and not totally
@played out

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6052 23:36

@@Fullwidth
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339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 13:56

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340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 19:30

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341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 21:44

I don't like them.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 00:52

JIGGLYPUFF GABBERS UNITE

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 18:58

Using tinfoil is worse for your lungs than gauze

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 19:01

What's the controls for 2ch battle.swf?

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6073 10:02

Went three times around with the girl yesterday. Came together twice. I feel like we're seeing eye to eye again.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 16:59

imageboards were a lot better a few years ago

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 17:32

Once you go black, you never go back!

In terms of coffee, I mean.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 19:38

Needs more 3D

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 23:09

I'm using Debian on this old Pentium machine, and for some reason most of the "e"s on this page are katakana "ga"s

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 01:15

>>349 might have to change the character encoding for this page in Firefox. To do that, he would have to click "View," then "Character Encoding," then select "Japanese (Shift_JIS)". If that doesn't work, he should install Mona Font and set that as the default font for Japanese language text under the Content tab of the Preferences dialog.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 02:37

>Firefox

Bit of an assumption, pardner!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 06:34

"people still use opera and hate on firefox because it's the most used?"

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 13:50

Hmmmmm emergency mittens

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 16:45

I use Safari purely because i like it best, I have no opinion one way or the other towards firefox or opera.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 21:01

Life would be way more interesting if humans weren't the most advanced beings that the known universe had to offer.

I understand that sex, masturbation, and feelings of arousal are all entirely pointless, and that it would be to my advantage to disregard them, yet I can't stop. Case in point: as a human being, it's fucking hard to do make ourselves do the things we know we should be doing. Therefore, we're scum that can't even see our ideas realized without enormous amounts of self-control, just because are brains our wired to prioritize sex over everything.

Well, at least I feel this way about myself.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 22:06

I think Octopi have us beat. Good thing they don't have access to fire down there.

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