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I hope it gose okay this time
When I saw bananas on the kitchen counter, the first thing I thought of was Len's hair.
While playing through UBW for the first time, I began to think of my current law lecturer, a real cynic.
He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique. As I furthered my education, I imitated him and had much success in academia and practice. He was sarcastic, hardened, opposite to me in everything but physique.
I began to see him in nightclubs, on streets, in courts. People remarked how much I had changed since I began studying law. I had my ideals, but I was less naive and more of a realist. Unconsciously, I was becoming like him.
I was in a cafe with my girlfriend and I was talking about my lecturer and some case law, following up with some thoughts on my career, and the path I had chosen. She told me that the lecturer was me in ten years time. Suddenly it made sense: he was the Archer to my Shirou. I was GAR for him.
FACT: there are only two people writing DQN, me being one and you the other.
Vocaloid is all about the cute mascots, because it sounds terrible.
You know perfectly well that there are 6 of us, #3, stop saying inane things like that
I CAN'T EVEN READ.
wat
Jones Soda and some spicy pasta, does it get any better?
What is a goy ?
( ・ω・) My bestest friend asked me to air ads like these. What do you think?
Stay in school
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Λ Λ ___
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Do drugs
This is
silly.
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Λ Λ _.
_( ゚ω゚) ̄
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Go fly a
kite!
JIGGLYPUFF GABBERS UNITE
Using tinfoil is worse for your lungs than gauze
What's the controls for 2ch battle.swf?
Went three times around with the girl yesterday. Came together twice. I feel like we're seeing eye to eye again.
imageboards were a lot better a few years ago
Once you go black, you never go back!
In terms of coffee, I mean.
Needs more 3D
I'm using Debian on this old Pentium machine, and for some reason most of the "e"s on this page are katakana "ga"s
>>349 might have to change the character encoding for this page in Firefox. To do that, he would have to click "View," then "Character Encoding," then select "Japanese (Shift_JIS)". If that doesn't work, he should install Mona Font and set that as the default font for Japanese language text under the Content tab of the Preferences dialog.
"people still use opera and hate on firefox because it's the most used?"
Hmmmmm emergency mittens
I use Safari purely because i like it best, I have no opinion one way or the other towards firefox or opera.
Life would be way more interesting if humans weren't the most advanced beings that the known universe had to offer.
I understand that sex, masturbation, and feelings of arousal are all entirely pointless, and that it would be to my advantage to disregard them, yet I can't stop. Case in point: as a human being, it's fucking hard to do make ourselves do the things we know we should be doing. Therefore, we're scum that can't even see our ideas realized without enormous amounts of self-control, just because are brains our wired to prioritize sex over everything.
Well, at least I feel this way about myself.
I think Octopi have us beat. Good thing they don't have access to fire down there.
Hopeless Otaku * Simple English Wikipedia = Chobits
The ctrl+v has got me wondering what has a silly Violent Femmes sample at the end. The only google result is that thread.
">_<" is a valid tag on Danbooru.
Don't worry, >>355! With the power of technology humans will soon be able to transcend their base physical needs by embedding their consciousness in machines.
ACROSS 110TH STREEET
Thanks whoever posted the link to the Giant Robot Project video in the ctrl+v thread, what a cool guy! His enthusiasm inspires me
I have to take a dump so bad, but someone is in the bathroom. Will I hold or will I use the broken toilet downstairs? Or will I just go outside?
above poster reminded me when I splattered all over a plastic bag
EVERY TIME YOU DROP THE BOMB YOU KILL THE CHILD YOUR GOD HAS BORNE
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
I am thinking that we need a new name. ( ˃ ヮ˂) may have run its course.
I agree
I don’t see what the big deal is, nya.
... why are you looking at me?
I think three of my friends are going to get pretty famous.
I'm too lazy to go pee.
eh
I want to run away
I want to stop time.
I want to smack Congress with a giant rolled up newspaper until they're all rolled on to their backs and whimpering in total submission to my will.
I'm not really into the "post your current thought" thing.
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Ah the ctrl+v thread always piques my curiosity. Who is talking to Aberdeen furries?
Naturally, I knows the hacker.
why is my poop always green i never ate green foods
I remember when I was 3 or 4 my mum was changing my wee brother's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and I said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and she thought it was funny
I remember when I was 25-30 I was changing my wee son's nappy and it was full of yellow jobby and my elder child said "hey mum it looks like mushy weetabix" and I thought it was funny
Chess is a game of violence and despotism.
Chess is a poorly made strategy RPG with little to no plot, horrible dialog, and the worse graphics you'll ever see in your life.
Beenbags like elder chips in the mix want to eat free.
scubotion
lotion
in the
basket
>>387 I ate some tortilla chips the other day, along with some refried beans. They were pretty good.
People who misspell "worse" like >>386 should be taken out into the street and run over by pandas.
Would you prefer it to be spelled wurst?
hon hon hon
Why do all websites (except *chan) leave most of the screen blank, it's a waste.
basket
Why do people write stories about torturing yukkuris?
Why am I aroused by yukkuri torture stories?
I'm thinkin about Digimon Adventures seasons 1 and 2.
I really shouldn't have skipped my medication this morning.
Take thrice as much.
Where is that AA? :-(
Fuck you, post-nasal drip. You've made me kissing anyone an unpleasant experience, caused me countless cavities, and made even a mild cold an agonizingly annoying what with the bacteria getting in my sinuses and just breeding there, turning my snot neon green and hurt/tickling my throat.
Fuck you to hell.
Stop drinking wine you have to work.
>>400
Have you tried a neti pot? It’s not for everyone, but it has done wonders for me.
Yes, and it's really good for getting that stuff out of there and making me feel better. However, sterilizing it and the water every time I use it is too much of a hassle, and I think it may have given me a sinus infection one time, so I don't use anymore.
>>403
Continuous cleanliness is one of only a few ways to make things such as the common cold pass more quickly. Either way, get better soon.
Luckily I couldn't unlock the bathroom window
Whoever created Bratz must have had a really fucked up childhood.
HOW DO I GOT JOB? (屮ಥ益ಥ)屮 彡 ┻━┻
I did her in her asshole today. Massaging away with the cock, she liked it when I pressed further, kept pressing, then it just kind of slid in. Didn't plan on doing it. Wasn't even wearing a condom. It was warm, wet, not as enveloping as a vagina. Left my cock halfway in for about a minute. She didn't refuse. Couldn't believe my luck.
Trembling, nearly passing out with excitement of transgression. Moved, hadn't planned on giving it to her so not enough lube. She complained she was going to pass out with the excitement. So I withdrew slowly, rolled on a condom and she got on top, in her vagina this time. Finshed off inside her.
Immediately urinated and washed penis. Concerned I might get a kidney infection, which would be a bringdown during exam period. One thing is for sure, study of EU Law culminating in exam is indelibly associated with the my first instance of giving anal sex. Bareback, none the less.
Hey you! DQN!
What is it ?
What the hell
There's nothing left to fear. Only have to do best at this stage.
I am Bernkastel.
My girlfriend made my willy bleed.
I RELEASED SOME EMERGENCY MITTENS
diverse is typing loudly and ignoring me again.
You can get the smell of tar off your fingers if you rub them with shampoo.
GANGSTAS THUGS AND SMUGGLAS ARE THOROUGHLY RESPECTED
what
Also: EEEE~! Cute mittens! :D :D :D
It rained but then it stopped.
I was tired of 4chan memes before it was cool to be tired of 4chan memes.