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I hope it gose okay this time
I'll never find a man as perfect as Misha Collins. I am pathetic.
Apparently, I have the symptoms for Dementia pugilistica, but the sad thing is that I didn't get them from boxing or fighting, but from the abuse I received as a child.
i know she's interested, but...work email? cold.
plus, that guy she's with in that picture looks like edward norton, how the fuck can i compete with that?
I am surrounded by cute single girls I feel very uncomfortable talking to. But hey that's not that big a problem, considering it's really my only one right now. But oh, how I long to be intimate with someone soon...
Holy mother of fuck...
burp
mdma is nice but not worth the price
I have finally met someone that I love, but because of my childhood, I have an intense fear of social interaction. I feel incompetent as a person, I don't want to live like this.
I wish I knew how to ask if that guy from a few years back was ever interested in me. In retrospect, I can't even be sure whether he really considered me a friend or just pretended and made fun of me behind my back. He'd definitely have a reason for that.
But then this love story never reached its conclusion and I moved out. I can easily get into contact with him (I just messaged him 3 days ago, as it was his birthday), but it's not like we have anything to talk about, I guess we didn't become as friendly as I'd like. And of course, it is my fault.
Sometimes I wonder whether I could meet face-to-face with him during a holiday or something. But then, how would I ask him to meet me without making it seem awkward? Heck, how could the meeting itself not be awkward? And I couldn't just ask him outright if he's gay, that's just... not right.
I sort of feel like this part of my past is holding me back a little. But I don't really have a good way of resolving this situation. I am hopeless.
Man, my girlfriend sure is cute!
There should be a genre called BUMPER-CORE.
Is it me or has DQN been moving a little... slow lately
I kind of regret something that I haven't done yet.
food hot amdgfh
>>631
That just reminded me about how I scraped my car's bumper up horrendously on an unnecessarily large curb in the parking garage earlier today. ( ί -ί)
there is no way in god's name i am going to ever play all the characters i have made in ffxiv's character creator. and that's terrible.
To do list:
Dishes
Laundry
Buy all of my missing course materials
Coursework
Buy a badass waistcoat/trenchcoat combo
Buy some ingredients, make some soup, stew and gumbo over the next month or so
Buy a cafetiere
Convince my roommate to buy a hoover
Convince my roommate to sign on the dole since he has absolutely no income and I certainly am not loaning him even a penny when his current admittedly rather large stockpile of cash from his last job runs out. Plus he could use the help from the Job Centre people. Can't guarantee they'll be useful but they helped me get my last job. In any case he should stop acting like an ass about it
Convince my roommates to chip in for a new microwave. One that isn't rusted to fuck at the bottom.
I really want magic to be real. I'll see if my sigil works in at most a few months, still, sigils supposedly always work.
I am quite hyped. ( ˃ ˂)
HAHA PEE PEE POO POO
I did it. With full knowlege of the consequences, in sound body and mind I did it.
This ramen is OK.
The average American has one ball and one tit.
I just fell for the "nate the snake" joke :<
>>650
i@ ₯Φ₯jΒϊ I'm so sorry. Would you like a peanut to cheer up?
>>653
Because it's fast and thus traps you inside a vortex of ass and shit. Trapping you with it's addictive tendrils.
Kinda like a giant mind-control tentacle monster made out of shit.
The first "the previous poster is a nerd" thread was pretty cool, but the new one didn't make me laugh once. What happened?
Not a whole lot you can really say about nerds.
>>655
I laughed only once. And that was when one poster said two posters co-invented the f5 key, then the poster after him pointed out that he just made a joke about a computer key.
I seem to be getting the same captchas, does kareha have a pre-made list of them?
>>661 I had that problem at first, too. Just wait for a minute or so and click "refresh captcha"
>>661 I haven't exactly taken a look at the relevant code myself, but I have been wondering this, too (especially given how I have seen some of the captchas in the captcha thread myself). It could be that we keep landing on the same damn seed values or something.
I hate myself and I want to die.
>>665, if you marry Satan, I want to be there for the reception!
HI LITERALKA TWEET ABOUT ME
I have bipolar. My high has just started a few minutes ago. How I will sleep tonight is a mystery.
Do you think children learn more when they're sexually aroused?
ahegao
A sement fashion
My mother just bought "Chuck Norris vs. MR. T". Should I be crying or laughing?
( E-E) Punch your mother in the ovaries.
dull, dull, dull
your lives are oh so dull
( ί °ί) Wish I could henshin. Have a bomb-ass suit or something. It'd be cool, I guess.
semen rations.
The information received from the nintendo conference has depressed me.
Tonight I shall cut myself.
Actually sounded pretty cool, up until the tanuki suit part..
So in Rozen Maidens Alice game the doll that collects all the rosa mysticas wins and becomes Alice...
But what if there was this one really big, burly, and unattractive yet strong doll... I mean, it would be strong so it could easily get all the rosa mystica but it isn't really Alice material....
(άΝά) ~ahaha
I hate the usage of "lol", and even more so, the usage of "lulz" and I want the people who use that word to die the most painful death imaginable.
I'd rather say 'shit in my mouth' than use those words.
>>695
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lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
( ί -ί) Oh god...I destroyed all my mittens....what have I done?
you can also refresh the page to get more ships
how surreal. Your space ship not only destroys mittens, but also forms and links on the page. pew pew pew! try it with Google and you may see more clearly.
I visited /b/ for the first time in years, just so I could enjoy the experience of destroying everything there with my browser asteroids ship. Thank you, >>698!
>>703
Why do you act like there's only one imageboard with a /b/?
I wish the sun would explode.
What's the difference between Buun and Pseud0ch?
>>706,707
Thank you for glory. I am curious, to which is your preferenerence?
>>708
I like Pseud0ch. The names being the same color as the subject tends to confuse me.
Takachinko
The text is dark blue too, and in pseud0ch it is black. But when you're looking at a thread they're both green names and black text.
Also, Buun doesn't show italics for some reason.
±Θ½W
o rly