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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 15:10

o. ya rly.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 16:13

oh my god this thread is ancient

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 16:17

i'm high too

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 18:08

BOOM DA ZE!!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 22:29

Keats uses meIKNOOOOOOOOOWLOOKINTO THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE VOIIIIIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIIDIDIDAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDJKAHDKADJKASDSAKAKSSJKAJASWHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WAHTJIGKJK AJASJAD I SKILLSKILLSKILLLSILKNOOSENSE NEEEEEEEEE OH GOD THE BURNING SENSATION IN MY OPImaginary Landscape n.1 VARIES YES YES YES YE SYESESESEYESEYSYESYESYESYYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYAAAAAAAAAUOGH HOUGH HHHHHREAAAAAAAAADSESESESEDESDESDEWSSSSIJAJASKDKLLJKDAS DEW OF THE PEEEEEEEEEEEEJJSSJJSJSJSJS AND THAT IS WHAT I DID IN THE SUMMER

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 22:48

I'm going to start DJing in clubs, and on the 30th September at midnight I'll play Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day and say "come on wooooo yeah it's the 1st of october, give it up"

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 22:51

>>720
I'll be there. In the back. With a sniper rifle.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 23:05

>>721 that's not the words!

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 22:23

Appearently, magic_penis is a tag on gelbooru.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 22:46

And now the workers have struck for fame
Cause Lenin's on sale again!

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:34

magical Leninist semen

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:35

vageen

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:35

deese

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 07:36

rex

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 08:27

Waiting for this instant coffee to kick in, it never will because I was too lazy to make real coffee

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 12:51

My body is ready.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 15:11

cos x ~= 1 - x^2/2 + x^4/26.0507, with a surprising accuracy

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6248 23:50

Like the last post, but... with a man.
With a man this time, DQN, with a man.
This'll make lockerroom conversations awkward.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 09:28

I LIKE TURTLES

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6249 12:28

Insufficient Data.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 10:17

I don't know what to do.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 16:08

I can't stop crying.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 16:58

Cry quietly, will ya? I'm trying to work over here!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 17:49

I can't stop working.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 20:43

chockelt chocolete cholocoele chocolete chocko lete coho lete chocolate chaolcoe chaorocle chaocolete chaoco lete chocolate choholet chocolate chjocolate chocolate choco late choco late chocolate

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 22:31

I'm so lonely...

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 11:30

death is centrifugal, solar and logical

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 12:38

( ˃ ヮ˂) I can't stop stopping

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 13:39

I just had one of those dreams where my goddamned little brother took my way cool keyboard while I was finishing up an important project and when I finally found him and hit him and got my keyboard back, I couldn't find my way back to my lab because it was a fucking dream building and like all dream buildings, everything you're not looking at changes before you can look back at it so while trying to find my lab again I ended up in this locked off broken area that had been shot up and I found a dead body and somebody said "Freeze" and I said "Ha ha muthafucka" and deliberately woke up, making him and the whole damn building cease to exist.

That showed him.

Imma go back to sleep now and kick his ass.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:30

Everything would be better if I just died.

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:36

Get over it.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:43

LOL

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:54

>>745

Deal with it

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 17:40

Ah, fuck it.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 17:46

http://cyberdanger.deviantart.com/art/dqn-159784913?q=boost%3Apopular+dqn&qo=2

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 18:06

Those who remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 19:15

I sincerely would like to help all the depressed, suicidal, scared Anonymous, if I knew how I could.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:47

>>750 you're pure mental by the way

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 17:06

I wish I could just `take it easy.' Even if I could feign being normal, I'd be fine.
I'm afraid of small talk, [not to be confused with the `object-oriented, dynamically typed, reflective programming language."] just, any sort of daily communication simply terrifies me. I suffer from severe ptsd due to being severely abused the majority of my life, I'm ocd, I have no self esteem despite being both attractive' and intelligent'. I've finally managed to meet someone that I like and do not feel threatened by, but I feel as if my lack of self confidence is going to push it away. I am so happy to be with a person I can care for, but really, is it worth it for them to feel my burden? Sometimes I don't know what to do, I've never felt emotions like this and it wholeheartedly terrifies me. I long to be abused and left alone, something familiar. ...and now, I'm trying desperately to adapt to what a normal' lifestyle consists of. I've never been allowed to eat on my own accord, I don't know how to make my own decisions, it's all so shameful. I worry that I'll never adapt, and that, what I've always wanted might just not be feasible. I don't want to give up on myself, but I feel utterly pathetic.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 17:07

>>753

Shut up and kiss me, you fool.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 19:01

>>753

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sometimes, when I'm feeling suicidal, I release the emergency mittens.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 20:34

So, today, on the way home from work, I stopped at a convenience store to refill the vehicle's fuel tank. Within the store I saw a somewhat scruffy-looking middle-aged woman with a teenage male in tow--her child, perhaps? She was buying a large stack of the, er, ahem, marijuana-enthusiast magazines.

I always wondered who actually bought those magazines. I guess it's ragged-around-the-edges middle-aged women with a smoker's cough.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 11:30

I bought 2 packs of ribbed condoms (they were buy one get one free) with a packet of crisps, and I winked at the camp guy behind the till.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 12:03

Did he accept your offer, >>757-san?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 20:38

>>758 He said he doesn't like crisps

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 00:15

The last two PotUS loved rock music, the current one knows who Spiderman is. At the average rate of mainstream acceptance here, the U.S. will have someone who liked anime as a kid for a President in like 30-40 years.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 02:30

I love when people mention anime company names and I have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. I just watch the anime, I don't give a shit what company made it.

Not related but somehow the font has been changed to Comic Sans and I am quite pissed at this.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 21:48

>>761
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.html

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 23:30

I'm high as a kite driving through the Icelandic highlands with big-ass mountains all around, the place I'm driving to is said to look just like mars, they even used it in a movie once. So anyways that Electric Wizard song "mountains of mars" comes on, and I'm like

(◕∀◕) dun dundun dundundun dun dundun dun dundun duun duuun duuun duuun dundun dun dun dundun dundundundun

Best fucking car ride EVER.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 16:09

I want to put the emergency mittens back in.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:01

Will I ever leave all the internet stuff behind me and become a normal successful person?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:04


BY THE POWER OF HTML

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:30

BY THE POWER OF HTML AGAIN

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:42

BY THE POWER OG HTML AGAIN AGAIN

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:45

(◕∀◕) I'M BLUE AND DABUDEE DABOODEYE AND DABOODEE DABOODEYE AND DABOO DEE DABOODEYE

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 01:34

>>766-769 hey, cool trick

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 12:29

<a>I'm going to try COOL BLUE! Watch it! Watch it!</a>

**I'm so awesome!**

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:30

So I had this dream the other day where I was like in this huge black desert with mountains all around the edges, then I started to fly somewhere until I finally got to this huge ancient obsidian stadium where a bunch of people were cheering and I was in the middle of the stadium with a bunch of other people I know, and then there was this huge thing that I don't even know how to describe, then I woke up.

I now can't get that image of the desert with the ancient obsidian stadium in the middle out of my head.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 18:56

I often wonder what other people are doing.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:13

Fuck.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:19

Fuck ME, Dr. Memory!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:22

>>773 me too, that's why i like this thread. I just had a pizza while listening to the Beastie Boys while wearing a purple cap!

And now I'm listening to Melt-Banana!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:00

BIG FAT FLOPPY DONGS

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:29

Anime girls shouldn't show zettai ryouiki.
They should dress more sensible.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 23:18

I wish I had some potassium cyanide so I could shove it down my throat.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 06:41

>>776

I'm listening to Hanatrash and speaking to a friend on MSN about insomnia and Twin Peaks.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 20:06

that is
GALACTIC DANZIG

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 22:07

I often wonder what other people are thinking.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 23:02

>>778
I agree with this.

Why can't they wear long skirts like they used to instead of those indecent, flimsy skirts?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 23:53

I will assfuck everything you believe in.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 02:02

>>784
I believe in anal sex, now what?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 02:09

>>785
Then he will assfuck your anal sex.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 05:56

If I was attractive enough, I'd sell my body to some fat chicks and other undesirables for money. Though this only goes for women, It's only a matter of time before I stop being attractive because of age and have to let guys do things to me because the women will only want young attractive guys.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 20:41

Oh holy shit this shmup features sharks I wonder whats next JKFHDSKJLFADSLSHFLJS; fucck ufjklfukcfukcfuk BULLETS EVERYEHWERWE fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 21:01

>>787 turned me on

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 04:19

This sniffy against japanese cannot go unpunished!!!!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 04:59

God damn them all. I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 07:36

Imperfect.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 21:32

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTEN BOXING!

(((((( ˃ ヮ˂)))))

( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 22:02

ミトん!!!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 22:27

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens?

(((((( ˃ .˂)))))

( ˃ ヮ˂) EMERGENCY MITTENS!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 10:39

I should go do something constructive

797 Name: fig newtons. : 1993-09-6278 13:07

fig newtons. fig newtons. fig newtons. fig newtons.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 13:28

DQN's sense of humour is gentle but profound.
I know there's at least one dude here who claims to have lots of sex and do drugs. I have a feeling that if we met on a night out, we'd hate each other.

One of us would let slip a reference to DQN and the other would pick up on it, then we'd share a gnostic smile that would dissolve the hostility. I think, if it looked like the night was going that way and I'd had enough to drink, we'd get a double hotel room and fuck the girls we picked up together. Halfway through, you or I, possibly both of us simultaneously, would yell "CHANGE PLACES!"in a rising cadence.Then we would.

When we both were about to come, I'd get both girls to kneel down and for us to stand side by side over them. Our aim would be to ejaculate on the girl diagonally opposite us. However, the streams could not cross under any circumstances.

Leaving the sluts to shower off together, you and I would go out onto the balcony, or possibly lean out the window to share a cigarette. I'd want to interrogate you for roughly an hour, but you'll say that the previous speaker is a nerd, and should have just stuck with today's special.

This would be my idea of a DQN-quality night.
What are you doing this weekend, ( ˃ ヮ˂)-san?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:42

I do a lot of drugs and have lots of sex with my girlfriend, but I'm a really nice guy, I think we'd get on >>798. But I'm not doing all that stuff with sluts haha.

Actually me and my girlfriend broke up the other night because now she's got a great job she wants to get away from all the wild parties with me and my friends. She still wants to come round a lot for sex though. i don't know how I feel about that.

I guess sometimes it's okay to want extra sauce.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:57

I think the community here is really cool. I guess it's the same for all anonymous imageboards but it's more apparent in small communities like here, you witness other people's stories unfolding without even knowing them. Like, there's at least one guy who keeps posting ere how depressed and suicidal he is, I feel genuinely sorry for him. And I too have noticed someone talking a lot about having sex a lot and doing drugs

I found this place thanks to someone on another *chan talking about the DQN electronics albums a while ago, I really like it here

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:58

Though sometimes i get the feeling some people treat it like a blog but I kinda like that too, it's an interesting picture of the kind of people who come here

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 21:22

The first thing I made with 3D Custom Girl was myself in drag.
Though that might be what everyone uses the program for.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 13:50

I'm the guy who talks about assfucking and law.
They're pretty much my only interests outside of weightlifitng.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 16:03

I'm the guy who posts something clever, perhaps a few times a year. Otherwise I am no one of importance nor interest.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 21:48

fiiiig nootons
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig noooooooooooooooooo

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 03:25

I need something that will fuck me up mentally.

807 Name: fig newtons. : 1993-09-6280 12:42

DQN is not funny.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:50

However, sand canyon MADs are bloody hilarious.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:04

Why are you trying to burn the hair off your hand, girlfriend?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:14

Kiiiittyyyyyy, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! x________________________^

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 21:01

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812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 07:13

I really like vocaloid...

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 10:17

That AA is adorable.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 15:27

The last thing I had to eat was a chocolate cream eclair 49 hours ago

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