[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#2] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5827 18:36

Previous thread
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/l50

I hope it gose okay this time

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 11:30

I bought 2 packs of ribbed condoms (they were buy one get one free) with a packet of crisps, and I winked at the camp guy behind the till.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 12:03

Did he accept your offer, >>757-san?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 20:38

>>758 He said he doesn't like crisps

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 00:15

The last two PotUS loved rock music, the current one knows who Spiderman is. At the average rate of mainstream acceptance here, the U.S. will have someone who liked anime as a kid for a President in like 30-40 years.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 02:30

I love when people mention anime company names and I have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. I just watch the anime, I don't give a shit what company made it.

Not related but somehow the font has been changed to Comic Sans and I am quite pissed at this.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 21:48

>>761
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/15comicsans.html

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 23:30

I'm high as a kite driving through the Icelandic highlands with big-ass mountains all around, the place I'm driving to is said to look just like mars, they even used it in a movie once. So anyways that Electric Wizard song "mountains of mars" comes on, and I'm like

(◕∀◕) dun dundun dundundun dun dundun dun dundun duun duuun duuun duuun dundun dun dun dundun dundundundun

Best fucking car ride EVER.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 16:09

I want to put the emergency mittens back in.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:01

Will I ever leave all the internet stuff behind me and become a normal successful person?

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:04


BY THE POWER OF HTML

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:30

BY THE POWER OF HTML AGAIN

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:42

BY THE POWER OG HTML AGAIN AGAIN

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:45

(◕∀◕) I'M BLUE AND DABUDEE DABOODEYE AND DABOODEE DABOODEYE AND DABOO DEE DABOODEYE

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 01:34

>>766-769 hey, cool trick

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 12:29

<a>I'm going to try COOL BLUE! Watch it! Watch it!</a>

**I'm so awesome!**

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 23:30

So I had this dream the other day where I was like in this huge black desert with mountains all around the edges, then I started to fly somewhere until I finally got to this huge ancient obsidian stadium where a bunch of people were cheering and I was in the middle of the stadium with a bunch of other people I know, and then there was this huge thing that I don't even know how to describe, then I woke up.

I now can't get that image of the desert with the ancient obsidian stadium in the middle out of my head.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 18:56

I often wonder what other people are doing.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:13

Fuck.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:19

Fuck ME, Dr. Memory!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:22

>>773 me too, that's why i like this thread. I just had a pizza while listening to the Beastie Boys while wearing a purple cap!

And now I'm listening to Melt-Banana!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:00

BIG FAT FLOPPY DONGS

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:29

Anime girls shouldn't show zettai ryouiki.
They should dress more sensible.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 23:18

I wish I had some potassium cyanide so I could shove it down my throat.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 06:41

>>776

I'm listening to Hanatrash and speaking to a friend on MSN about insomnia and Twin Peaks.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 20:06

that is
GALACTIC DANZIG

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 22:07

I often wonder what other people are thinking.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 23:02

>>778
I agree with this.

Why can't they wear long skirts like they used to instead of those indecent, flimsy skirts?

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 23:53

I will assfuck everything you believe in.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 02:02

>>784
I believe in anal sex, now what?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 02:09

>>785
Then he will assfuck your anal sex.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 05:56

If I was attractive enough, I'd sell my body to some fat chicks and other undesirables for money. Though this only goes for women, It's only a matter of time before I stop being attractive because of age and have to let guys do things to me because the women will only want young attractive guys.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 20:41

Oh holy shit this shmup features sharks I wonder whats next JKFHDSKJLFADSLSHFLJS; fucck ufjklfukcfukcfuk BULLETS EVERYEHWERWE fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 21:01

>>787 turned me on

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 04:19

This sniffy against japanese cannot go unpunished!!!!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 04:59

God damn them all. I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 07:36

Imperfect.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 21:32

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTEN BOXING!

(((((( ˃ ヮ˂)))))

( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 22:02

ミトん!!!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6276 22:27

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens?

(((((( ˃ .˂)))))

( ˃ ヮ˂) EMERGENCY MITTENS!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 10:39

I should go do something constructive

797 Name: fig newtons. : 1993-09-6278 13:07

fig newtons. fig newtons. fig newtons. fig newtons.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 13:28

DQN's sense of humour is gentle but profound.
I know there's at least one dude here who claims to have lots of sex and do drugs. I have a feeling that if we met on a night out, we'd hate each other.

One of us would let slip a reference to DQN and the other would pick up on it, then we'd share a gnostic smile that would dissolve the hostility. I think, if it looked like the night was going that way and I'd had enough to drink, we'd get a double hotel room and fuck the girls we picked up together. Halfway through, you or I, possibly both of us simultaneously, would yell "CHANGE PLACES!"in a rising cadence.Then we would.

When we both were about to come, I'd get both girls to kneel down and for us to stand side by side over them. Our aim would be to ejaculate on the girl diagonally opposite us. However, the streams could not cross under any circumstances.

Leaving the sluts to shower off together, you and I would go out onto the balcony, or possibly lean out the window to share a cigarette. I'd want to interrogate you for roughly an hour, but you'll say that the previous speaker is a nerd, and should have just stuck with today's special.

This would be my idea of a DQN-quality night.
What are you doing this weekend, ( ˃ ヮ˂)-san?

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:42

I do a lot of drugs and have lots of sex with my girlfriend, but I'm a really nice guy, I think we'd get on >>798. But I'm not doing all that stuff with sluts haha.

Actually me and my girlfriend broke up the other night because now she's got a great job she wants to get away from all the wild parties with me and my friends. She still wants to come round a lot for sex though. i don't know how I feel about that.

I guess sometimes it's okay to want extra sauce.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:57

I think the community here is really cool. I guess it's the same for all anonymous imageboards but it's more apparent in small communities like here, you witness other people's stories unfolding without even knowing them. Like, there's at least one guy who keeps posting ere how depressed and suicidal he is, I feel genuinely sorry for him. And I too have noticed someone talking a lot about having sex a lot and doing drugs

I found this place thanks to someone on another *chan talking about the DQN electronics albums a while ago, I really like it here

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 15:58

Though sometimes i get the feeling some people treat it like a blog but I kinda like that too, it's an interesting picture of the kind of people who come here

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 21:22

The first thing I made with 3D Custom Girl was myself in drag.
Though that might be what everyone uses the program for.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 13:50

I'm the guy who talks about assfucking and law.
They're pretty much my only interests outside of weightlifitng.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 16:03

I'm the guy who posts something clever, perhaps a few times a year. Otherwise I am no one of importance nor interest.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 21:48

fiiiig nootons
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig noooooooooooooooooo

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 03:25

I need something that will fuck me up mentally.

807 Name: fig newtons. : 1993-09-6280 12:42

DQN is not funny.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 17:50

However, sand canyon MADs are bloody hilarious.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:04

Why are you trying to burn the hair off your hand, girlfriend?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:14

Kiiiittyyyyyy, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! x________________________^

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 21:01

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　　　　　　　 ./:::::＼　　　　　　　　　 ／::::::ヽ
　　　　　　　/::::::::::::;ゝ--──-- ､._/::::::::::::::|
　　　　　　 /,.--''"´ 　　　　　　　　 ＼:::::::::::|
　　　　　／　／　　　　　　　　　　　＼　ヽ､::::| I watch you
　　　　/　　　 ●　　　　　　　 　●　　　 　ヽ| masturbate.
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　　　　` ､　　/⌒⌒i　　　/⌒ヽ　　　 　 　 /
　　　　　　`/　　　　| 　　| 　　　＼　 　　／

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 07:13

I really like vocaloid...

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 10:17

That AA is adorable.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 15:27

The last thing I had to eat was a chocolate cream eclair 49 hours ago

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 22:47

I was happy yesterday. Why do I always get depressed when I have a day off?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 01:29

I'm going to post in this thread now.

no wait now

ok now

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 02:04

( ◯＿◯)<Game is over！HAHAHAHA！

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:51

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 11:26

I hope Wikipedia will finally run out of money.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 16:32

Touching my dick 'cause it looks like John Wayne.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 13:14

　 　　　*　　　　　　*
　　＊　　　　　＋　　Life is FUCKING AWESOME!!!
　 　　 n ∧＿∧　n
　＋　(ﾖ（* ´∀｀）E)
　 　 　 Y 　　　 Y　　　　＊

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 21:13

>>821 Liar.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 22:27

I agree with >>822-san! You're a liar, 821-san!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 22:34

>>822 and >>823 are just jealous and lonely. GO FOR GOLD >>821!

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 00:04

Sleepy

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 14:48

HTML IS FUCKING MAGIC.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 22:58

Hell YEAH it is!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:20

It's tough sometimes being a sex god like me.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 17:54

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 22:02

MY ROOM IS SO FUCKING COLD.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 01:52

>>830
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wear mittens!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 02:27

>>831 Yeah, that seems pretty obvious in retrospect.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 02:52

Thank god renard queenston's char doesn't show zettai ryouiki...

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 05:12

I'm only posting here because it seems to be where VIPPERs usually slack off on their posting responsibilities...

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 18:48

Maybe I'll never be moe. sad

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 19:26

>>835
You can be moé! All you have to do is make yourself believe that you can be moé and stop thinking; feel moé！

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 21:13

I wanna be a VIP☆STAR

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 22:55

>>837
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsTl0NQ2sDA

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 23:25

there is not enough DQN in this world.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 01:11

One time in a lecture with computer artists like me and programmers, the lecturer said "i know you artists will switch off here because it's maths but this is what happens" and I corrected him, "actually sir 256 squared is 65,536, not 65,356"

I've written a song about it

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 02:10

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You know what I like about mittens?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EEEEEEVERYTHING!!!!!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 04:06

Wow, my captcha right now is "jizz".

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 05:57

I didn't know that a deaf, mute, and blind girl could ever be so moé〜

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 08:06

I was banned from another site for reporting bad threads.

God dammit. They were BAD THREADS. I DON'T CARE IF REPORTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 08:28

Also, I posted a several awesome threads/posts tonight on that same site.

Ungrateful bastards.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 08:24

I am a bit too drunk and my girlfriend is staying with me but I have to sleep on the couch because she's moody and sick.

Fuck this shit

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 11:11

Getting the pitch close to perfect and more or less getting all the words right. I managed to sing that song really well!

It feels so good! It's like cumming, but without the mess.

Also, I just noticed that the 'cum/cumming' isn't counted as a misspelled word on firefox.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 13:34

guhtaw

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 21:11

schlema in da koola

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 23:39

I have a headache and I really have to piss.

captcha is "naw" lol

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 02:35

I've been playing too much Katamari, I'm seeing everything as something to roll up. Plus I keep getting sort of startled when I suddenly become aware of my own size and scale within my surroundings and compared to the planet and the universe.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 13:35

Berserk is fucking awesome!

I didn't think that the king would've wanted to fuck his daughter.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 16:35

White bread is pretty rank

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 16:38

I want to create a popular internet forum, then ban everyone jus because I can.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 20:47

悪霊退散！悪霊退散！
超常現象　困った時は
ドーマン！ セーマン！ ドーマン！セーマン！
払ってもらおう 陰陽師 レッツゴー！

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 20:48

>>855
×払ってもらおう
◯祓ってもらおう

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 02:18

White bread is pretty dank

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 08:31

I will move to Japan. It is my destiny.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 14:31

>>858 is a weeaboo.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 17:35

>>858
(" ・ิ_・ิ)っ-ଂୖ๎ There's nothing good there.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 03:53

>>859
At least I'm Asian!

>>858
（　ﾟ ヮﾟ） Perhaps I won't find much, but all I really care about is hoarding computer parts and anime goods from Akihabara!

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 03:54

>>861
What the hell, I quoted myself instead of >>860.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 04:21

I'm pretty sure that meat wasn't undercooked.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:39

>>861
What anime goods are you after? Most of them can easily be acquired by getting a Japanese forwarding address and using Gamers/Toranoana's home delivery services. And then there's Yahoo! Auction ...

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 03:25

>>864
I'm not looking for anything specific, per se. I rather like the idea of walking into a bunch of stores and taking my pick over what obscure and fanciful items I do find.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 06:53

What the fucking shit is this?!

Snivy? Tepig? Oshawott?!

Why these stupid ass names?!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 13:10

Why does my vericode end up being neagh every time I click on a different board in the sidebar?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 23:21

>>860 Nothing can replace the feeling of digging through used game bins to find rare Famicom and Super Famicom games, especially the ones that never got translated into English, or ones where the plot got altered and then translated into English.

Also, collecting VHS tapes of 1980s and early 1990s Anime is fun...

Or... at least I think it is. I dream about it every night.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 01:51

Reading Doubt made me feel like I was perpetually and willingly ingesting Tonogai Yoshiki's smelly shit. Indeed, I had been eating da poo poo, even.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 03:44

These freaking pumpkin chunkin' guys take this competition seriously and omg there is a cat playing a keyboard in a commercial about nuts..

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 11:22

What is it with barber shops not shaving facial hair these days? Isn't the original meaning of the word barber one who shaves beards? Know your roots, people!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 15:22

>>871 Why is Plumber derived from Latin words that mean "Worker of lead" when there are no more lead pipes? Pipe workers should get a new name, and the name plumber should apply to people who work in shitty factories in China.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 21:04

http://renai.us/game/digital.shtml is a beautiful, if a little short, nostalgic game about the BBS era that never was.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 22:13

I just told my psychiatrist I visit this place.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 23:05

>>874
I hope he becomes a proud member of the Elitist Superstructure.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 00:16

>>873
The message in that screen shot makes no sense at all. Sending someone a message telling them how to hook up a modem? Attaching an executable attachment... that's 421 bytes?! Telling them to dial a BBS, but with no elaboration at all on what to do after that?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 01:09

Maybe it’s a renamed COM file produced by .theprodukkt

Or maybe not.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 01:56

My social skills have deteriorated far more than I thought it would...

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:10

>>876
Oh and: an .exe file on something that's meant to resemble Workbench. That made me very sad.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 16:45

I like reading (/watching) fiction about the near future, especially if it's optimistic in tone. It makes me feel a lot more hopeful.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 17:07

I always thought losing my mind would be an enjoyable experience for some reason. I suppose if I lost the part of my mind that enabled me to feel stress maybe it would.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 19:00

Ever see the Daddy Cool video? With Boney M? That there’s some VIP dancing.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 22:51

A bunch of retards buy shit tons of goodies from japan!

I mean this in a positive way, of course.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6296 23:56

my wife like s to play uno and scrabble but I find those games boring and I just want to play a first person shooter or a RTS

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 01:05

>>881
Some people are lucky enough to become helplessly entrenched in a carefree fantasy. I'd like to be one of them as well.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:55

drugs are so much fun

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:57

wow dqn simlutaneously

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:58

*simultaneously

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 12:02

Fuck it all.

I don't have much of anything anyway and all this shit is boring. The results and the processes aren't worth the effort and in the end all that's left is a ton of unsatisfaction for something completely pointless and worthless.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 18:21

>>889 I like dqn

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 19:13

I'll sing a song, and Grass mud horse can harmonize

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 02:58

My Chinese is weak.

She's either 'Beautiful Grass' or 'Great Fuck'.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 20:26

>>892 the two go hand in hand

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 20:29

>>800 I've noticed a guy who likes Irish folk and rebel songs. Me too. I played mandolin for the Dubliners back in the day.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 21:08

>>892

　 ∧∧
／ 中＼
(　 ｀ハ´)「She could be both, le. We Chinese like puns almost as much as the Yankees do, le.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 04:58

>>894
You mean you were with the The Dubliners?

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:09

>>896 AYE, BARNEY MCKENNA AT YOUR SERVICE

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 09:27

heh, I just saw a spam ad that had Japanese-style copipe AA. The site it advertised unsolicitedly also has “vip” in its name.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6301 18:16

I want a Philosoraptor t-shirt.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 07:46

If I had a gun I'd shoot myself in the head.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 09:44

I can't understand why a soldering iron is more dangerous than a razorblade

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 10:33

>>901
It's because it can inflict a level 2 burn.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 12:50

>>902
Maybe he's super cautious and would never allow the tip to be inclined more at sixty degrees while heated. I mean, hell, you could slash a wrist with a razor blade if you're unlucky enough.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 14:06

I've inflicted more damage on me with a razor than a soldering iron. Nicks+cuts on face versus straining my eyes staring at a PCB.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 01:01

Why does Snes9x lag so?

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 04:23

At this point I think that I either fucked up or I was right the whole time.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 13:58

I wonder if it's true what they say about women and their sexual preferences during ovulation.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 19:17

>>907
Women get really horny when they're pregnant.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6303 20:02

I wish people would stop using the word "chemicals" when what they mean is "toxins".

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 02:23

My body is full of toxins.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 18:26

Sometimes I start giggling to myself when I realise just how awesome my life is.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 21:25

GORESHIT remixed the "mite mite~" scene. I wanted to do it first.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:31

>>911
I can relate to that, except my giggling occurs when I realise how backwards and alien my lifestyle is compared to everyone around me.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:44

Sometimes I giggle for no reason.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6304 22:46

I only tend to giggle at the expense of others nowadays.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 02:45

I giggle sometimes in the middle of social situations because I remember something funny posted here and there.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 08:53

WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE‽

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6305 11:12

>>917
Start exercising! It goes a long way for self-esteem.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 01:12

>>905 I don't know....
I have used ZSNES every time I could.
Back in Feb of 1999. Sucks that I can't make it work in Vista.

I don't really miss Nesticle. Numerous NES emulators that improved on it came and went.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 06:19

>>919 what, the same version of ZSNES you used in 1999? blegh

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 13:15

>>920 No. I used the latest version every time one came out.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 16:17

I just ate some GARLIC AND CORIANDER COUSCOUS. It was rate nice.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 16:28

The Internet is getting boring.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 18:33

Nummy salad needs more paprika.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:28

>>922 i tuched a dogs willy once it felt like papercuts and it was r8 nice

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:31

>>923
that's because BORING PEOPLE are immigrating.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:36

>>923 go back to bed Prince

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:46

I wish I could change my ID on the other 4-ch boards at will, and without resetting routers or the like.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:50

>>928 Tor does that.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 21:02

This BBQ sauce would be better if it had more vinegar flavor and less sugar.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 02:16

Why isn't this on tanasinn.info?

"I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did."

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 02:26

At a certain point in the development of the productive forces of man, they no longer correspond to the social relations within which they have operated hitherto. Such was the case in France: the productive forces, the state of the development of commerce, etc., could no longer develop profitably and properly within the feudal system of privileges, aristocracy, etc., and hence the political feudal State and social relations were burst asunder. The productive forces could no longer be brought to bear within these relations. And so with the overthrow of Louis XVI, these forces were, so to speak, "set free" with the destruction of feudalism in France and its replacement by a new social system rightly corresponding to the economic and historical development of the productive forces, that is, petty bourgeois society, with free enterprise, etc.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 03:28

>>928
I figure ID:Heaven to be half the reason 2ch is a sagefest. The other half probably has to do with bumping and busy forums not mixing well.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 13:14

I inwardly laughed at the guy who told me Heinlein's 'Stranger In A Strange Land' changed his life. To be fair, however, it's fast becoming one of my favorites.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 14:19

Liu Xiaobo gets the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday.

936 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6307 14:40

OK what the fuck

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 20:10

>>933 Nobody cares.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 20:12

Sorry >>933 I meant >>936

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 10:56

I should wash my lower arm to get rid of the cat's saliva. Stupid cat, my arm is not made out of tuna.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:42

My dreams are cryptic and violent.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:08

>>940's dreams are cryptic and violent

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:35

>>941's current thoughts are cryptic, if not violent.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:57

>>942's thought cannot be decrypted as to why he thought that.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 17:14

>>943's thoughts seem to be within dqn usual parameters.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 21:41

>>944 encrypts his thoughts with PGP and so their content is unknown.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 21:55

I play bass in a punk band but while the lead singer's lyrics deal with relationships and the guitarist writes political songs, I sing songs about integer overflows and Rare Candy.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 22:00

>>946 plays recorder in a twee chamberpop group

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 00:37

This thread is supposed to be my blog, not a place for OTHERS to reply to OTHERS.

widdlyscuds

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 01:17

My new meds seem to have suppressed my sexual appetite.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 01:42

My new maids seem to have suppressed my sexual appetite.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:01

I feel like some kind of legendary mercenary.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:03

3:03 AM! I feel like a bass synthesiser.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:10

Holy cow, somebody else is posting at the same time as me.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:28

>>953 is having delusions of individuality again. We are one single entity.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:33

I keep talking to myself...

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:25

>>952 I giggled.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:40

It would be quite nice to be >>999 since I am also >>1. I was too nervous in part 1 to finish.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 04:53

I am Legend.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 17:39

I wonder whether this will be one of those THREADS that becomes more clever toward the end.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 22:32

After the phone-with-camera, they could invent the camera-with-phone.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 05:01

I would jerk off, but my family's in the same room.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 12:02

I don't know if I can make it home because I'm so sleepy.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 15:25

Did >>962 make it home OK?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 16:17

cuscuscaraway and mirza mirad ali beg

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 18:02

The local furry scene here is pretty chill.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6311 18:02

I wrote a song called "You Got Munchies For My Macho"

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 01:47

I wonder how much porn there is that involves Mormons and/or Jehovah's Witnesses or the like ringing the doorbell and being invited inside for raunchy sex. At least I can't seem to find it on he free porn sites I frequent.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 02:35

>>967 I don't know...
Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 03:21

>Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.

That's sounds a bit unnecessary.

I always just invite them in for a chat, or I might take their literature and say "Sorry, I'm not interested in talking now, but I suppose I may have a look at these pamphlets, thanks", and they say "Ok, well here you go! Have a nice day!", and leave.

No reason to be rude. Unless they're being offensive, which is something I've never had to endure from any Jehovah's Witnesses or the like. They've always been quite sweet to me.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 16:34

>>969
If I have time to kill, I'll invite them in and talk to them. I try to find subjects that they disagree with each other about.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 20:25

We are not Anonymous.
We are not legion.
We forgive.
We forget.
Don't expect us.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 10:46

Fuck you, ヒソカ! You cock sucking piece of shit!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:35

It would be fun to travel back in time to 1983 for a day, just to see what life was like for my parents back then.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 02:03

Morrissey called me a scumbag or something on the Internet. hahaha

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:37

Today I bought "Artrocker Magazine". Wow, I'm a pretentious douchebag.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:42

>>975 acceptance is the first step, you know.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:14

The internet is really popular these days.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:16

Virgins are absolutely disgusting.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 00:40

I'm dumb and horny.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 01:35

i like vivaldi somethingawful is shit these days /b/ needs another puddi chemo package since the last good thread was in 2005 except for the dolphin vagina thread yesterday which I thoroughly enjoyed and I wish more BBS boards were active and 420chan is full of newfags who are shocked by reverse headers and I really like browsing 2chan though the translated japanese is rarely accurate and 7chan really sucks these days and I wish my old forum were still active because I am in the mood for a good old fashioned hackattack on some shitty content-regurgitating website and I really love mathematics so much that I think a woman would find me poor company because I would not look at her and would be evaluating how much I love her by how well she understood mathematical theorems and I wish Enterprise was still going because it's much better than Voyager and DS9 and I really am enjoying cLOUDDEAD at the moment and Why? too oh and I wish the limits of human epistemology didn't completely invalidate the subject of philosophy because it is a subject I used to enjoy as well as maths and the symbolic logic was always fascinating to play with and I miss lego too because I had to give it away even though I was really good at making things though minecraft isn't bad for that.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 02:19

You never know >>980-san you might find a girl who is equally into mathematics. It made me really happy one night when me and my girlfriend were talking about how much we love each other and I said if I drew a graph it would be like an exponential function and she giggled and said that was cute. I love being able to make a hot girl giggle to geeky jokes!

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:03

>>980
I could go for a girl like that too. Or one who was as musically talented as me, able to improvise for long periods and without warning along with whatever I happen to be carrying at the time (guitar and/or ocarina, the only mobile instruments I play).

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:10

>>981-san
I did once. my only gf to date was a chick in my maths class, but she got super insecure about being slightly worse than me and it ruined everything. she got insanely paranoid about how I felt about her, she got depressed and I just got sick of it in the end.

>>982
wat genre of music do you like to play?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:27

>>983
Classical, rock/metal, jazz, folk, Nintendo, new age, soul, everything else you can manage with wind and strings.

Also I know how you feel about your ex, which is one of the reasons I would prefer someone who thrives on challenge and competition. It starts when they become more silent than usual, at which point you're not sure whether to spare them or continuing to risk appearing superior. Personally I began berating myself, pointing out everything I did wrong, trying to show her I wasn't "that smart" and encouraging her to do some original work. But sometimes there is just no way of getting through to a depressed but gifted girl.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 04:32

>>984
so fucking true. I've given up on finding a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition. In all fairness, I am getting a lot of shit done without my ex around.

also, loving the genres. jazz is my favourite genre of music, anything from very casual to acid/fuckyourattempttodefinethis jazz.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 13:09

"a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition"

Let me see if I understand this, you have anal sex with your girlfriend if she loses to you at chess?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 18:13

>>983 Hey my gf's like that too, it does get kinda frustrating how often she's like "ach I don't deserve you, you're amazing and you could do so much better". "So I'm amazing, I know, but so are you, I'm so so happy when i'm with you"

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:00

>>987
Mine said that, then she fell out of love and broke up with me.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:09

In previous relationships I think tey didn't work out because I'm too nice, so hopefully now I'm a drug dealer it will give me a sort of bad boy image

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 22:28

One of my friends has just discovered 4chan, and posts ancient memes on his facebook. He has started posting bad ascii art too...

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 08:20

I think this thread will be closed when I wake up. Don't be like >>998 from the last thread, follow your heart, it'll all work out (◕ ◡ ◕)

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 08:53

Bukkake Balloons is the name of my punk band.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:30

I'm going to disappear again.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:33

i seem to have a weird fascination with grapes, it keeps coming up when i write songs

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:36

When I was young, "harley davidson" was a swear word in my house. My dad would give me or my brothers a row if we said it.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:47

>>995
Your father sounds both awesome. Both in the modern sense of "cool" and the dated sense of "frightening".

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 21:33

Headaches aren't exactly complimentary to posting in this thread.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 22:35

Eating chocolate, listening to harsh noise I made.

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 23:30

I'd like to prepare you all for the end of the thread.

Thank you, everyone, for participating.
The sequel should be on its way soon.

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