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I hope it gose okay this time
Sleepy
It's tough sometimes being a sex god like me.
MY ROOM IS SO FUCKING COLD.
Thank god renard queenston's char doesn't show zettai ryouiki...
I'm only posting here because it seems to be where VIPPERs usually slack off on their posting responsibilities...
Maybe I'll never be moe. sad
>>835
You can be moé! All you have to do is make yourself believe that you can be moé and stop thinking; feel moé!
I wanna be a VIP☆STAR
there is not enough DQN in this world.
One time in a lecture with computer artists like me and programmers, the lecturer said "i know you artists will switch off here because it's maths but this is what happens" and I corrected him, "actually sir 256 squared is 65,536, not 65,356"
I've written a song about it
( ゚ ヮ゚) You know what I like about mittens?
( ゚ ヮ゚) EEEEEEVERYTHING!!!!!
Wow, my captcha right now is "jizz".
I didn't know that a deaf, mute, and blind girl could ever be so moé〜
I was banned from another site for reporting bad threads.
God dammit. They were BAD THREADS. I DON'T CARE IF REPORTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY.
Also, I posted a several awesome threads/posts tonight on that same site.
Ungrateful bastards.
I am a bit too drunk and my girlfriend is staying with me but I have to sleep on the couch because she's moody and sick.
Fuck this shit
Getting the pitch close to perfect and more or less getting all the words right. I managed to sing that song really well!
It feels so good! It's like cumming, but without the mess.
Also, I just noticed that the 'cum/cumming' isn't counted as a misspelled word on firefox.
guhtaw
I have a headache and I really have to piss.
captcha is "naw" lol
I've been playing too much Katamari, I'm seeing everything as something to roll up. Plus I keep getting sort of startled when I suddenly become aware of my own size and scale within my surroundings and compared to the planet and the universe.
Berserk is fucking awesome!
I didn't think that the king would've wanted to fuck his daughter.
White bread is pretty rank
I want to create a popular internet forum, then ban everyone jus because I can.
悪霊退散!悪霊退散!
超常現象 困った時は
ドーマン! セーマン! ドーマン!セーマン!
払ってもらおう 陰陽師 レッツゴー!
White bread is pretty dank
I will move to Japan. It is my destiny.
I'm pretty sure that meat wasn't undercooked.
>>861
What anime goods are you after? Most of them can easily be acquired by getting a Japanese forwarding address and using Gamers/Toranoana's home delivery services. And then there's Yahoo! Auction ...
>>864
I'm not looking for anything specific, per se. I rather like the idea of walking into a bunch of stores and taking my pick over what obscure and fanciful items I do find.
What the fucking shit is this?!
Snivy? Tepig? Oshawott?!
Why these stupid ass names?!
Why does my vericode end up being neagh every time I click on a different board in the sidebar?
>>860 Nothing can replace the feeling of digging through used game bins to find rare Famicom and Super Famicom games, especially the ones that never got translated into English, or ones where the plot got altered and then translated into English.
Also, collecting VHS tapes of 1980s and early 1990s Anime is fun...
Or... at least I think it is. I dream about it every night.
Reading Doubt made me feel like I was perpetually and willingly ingesting Tonogai Yoshiki's smelly shit. Indeed, I had been eating da poo poo, even.
These freaking pumpkin chunkin' guys take this competition seriously and omg there is a cat playing a keyboard in a commercial about nuts..
What is it with barber shops not shaving facial hair these days? Isn't the original meaning of the word barber one who shaves beards? Know your roots, people!
>>871 Why is Plumber derived from Latin words that mean "Worker of lead" when there are no more lead pipes? Pipe workers should get a new name, and the name plumber should apply to people who work in shitty factories in China.
http://renai.us/game/digital.shtml is a beautiful, if a little short, nostalgic game about the BBS era that never was.
I just told my psychiatrist I visit this place.
>>874
I hope he becomes a proud member of the Elitist Superstructure.
>>873
The message in that screen shot makes no sense at all. Sending someone a message telling them how to hook up a modem? Attaching an executable attachment... that's 421 bytes?! Telling them to dial a BBS, but with no elaboration at all on what to do after that?
Maybe it’s a renamed COM file produced by .theprodukkt
Or maybe not.
My social skills have deteriorated far more than I thought it would...
>>876
Oh and: an .exe file on something that's meant to resemble Workbench. That made me very sad.
I like reading (/watching) fiction about the near future, especially if it's optimistic in tone. It makes me feel a lot more hopeful.
I always thought losing my mind would be an enjoyable experience for some reason. I suppose if I lost the part of my mind that enabled me to feel stress maybe it would.
Ever see the Daddy Cool video? With Boney M? That there’s some VIP dancing.
A bunch of retards buy shit tons of goodies from japan!
I mean this in a positive way, of course.
my wife like s to play uno and scrabble but I find those games boring and I just want to play a first person shooter or a RTS
>>881
Some people are lucky enough to become helplessly entrenched in a carefree fantasy. I'd like to be one of them as well.
drugs are so much fun
wow dqn simlutaneously
*simultaneously
Fuck it all.
I don't have much of anything anyway and all this shit is boring. The results and the processes aren't worth the effort and in the end all that's left is a ton of unsatisfaction for something completely pointless and worthless.
I'll sing a song, and Grass mud horse can harmonize
My Chinese is weak.
She's either 'Beautiful Grass' or 'Great Fuck'.
>>800 I've noticed a guy who likes Irish folk and rebel songs. Me too. I played mandolin for the Dubliners back in the day.
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/ 中\
( `ハ´)「She could be both, le. We Chinese like puns almost as much as the Yankees do, le.
heh, I just saw a spam ad that had Japanese-style copipe AA. The site it advertised unsolicitedly also has “vip” in its name.
I want a Philosoraptor t-shirt.
If I had a gun I'd shoot myself in the head.
I can't understand why a soldering iron is more dangerous than a razorblade
I've inflicted more damage on me with a razor than a soldering iron. Nicks+cuts on face versus straining my eyes staring at a PCB.
Why does Snes9x lag so?
At this point I think that I either fucked up or I was right the whole time.
I wonder if it's true what they say about women and their sexual preferences during ovulation.
I wish people would stop using the word "chemicals" when what they mean is "toxins".
My body is full of toxins.
Sometimes I start giggling to myself when I realise just how awesome my life is.
GORESHIT remixed the "mite mite~" scene. I wanted to do it first.
Sometimes I giggle for no reason.
I only tend to giggle at the expense of others nowadays.
I giggle sometimes in the middle of social situations because I remember something funny posted here and there.
WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE‽
>>905 I don't know....
I have used ZSNES every time I could.
Back in Feb of 1999. Sucks that I can't make it work in Vista.
I don't really miss Nesticle. Numerous NES emulators that improved on it came and went.
>>919 what, the same version of ZSNES you used in 1999? blegh
I just ate some GARLIC AND CORIANDER COUSCOUS
. It was rate nice.
The Internet is getting boring.
Nummy salad needs more paprika.
>>922 i tuched a dogs willy once it felt like papercuts and it was r8 nice
I wish I could change my ID on the other 4-ch boards at will, and without resetting routers or the like.
This BBQ sauce would be better if it had more vinegar flavor and less sugar.
Why isn't this on tanasinn.info?
"I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did."
At a certain point in the development of the productive forces of man, they no longer correspond to the social relations within which they have operated hitherto. Such was the case in France: the productive forces, the state of the development of commerce, etc., could no longer develop profitably and properly within the feudal system of privileges, aristocracy, etc., and hence the political feudal State and social relations were burst asunder. The productive forces could no longer be brought to bear within these relations. And so with the overthrow of Louis XVI, these forces were, so to speak, "set free" with the destruction of feudalism in France and its replacement by a new social system rightly corresponding to the economic and historical development of the productive forces, that is, petty bourgeois society, with free enterprise, etc.
>>928
I figure ID:Heaven to be half the reason 2ch is a sagefest. The other half probably has to do with bumping and busy forums not mixing well.
Liu Xiaobo gets the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday.
OK what the fuck
I should wash my lower arm to get rid of the cat's saliva. Stupid cat, my arm is not made out of tuna.
My dreams are cryptic and violent.
>>942's thought cannot be decrypted as to why he thought that.
>>944 encrypts his thoughts with PGP and so their content is unknown.
I play bass in a punk band but while the lead singer's lyrics deal with relationships and the guitarist writes political songs, I sing songs about integer overflows and Rare Candy.
This thread is supposed to be my blog, not a place for OTHERS to reply to OTHERS.
widdlyscuds
My new maids seem to have suppressed my sexual appetite.
I feel like some kind of legendary mercenary.
3:03 AM! I feel like a bass synthesiser.
Holy cow, somebody else is posting at the same time as me.
>>953 is having delusions of individuality again. We are one single entity.
I keep talking to myself...
I wonder whether this will be one of those THREADS that becomes more clever toward the end.
After the phone-with-camera, they could invent the camera-with-phone.
I would jerk off, but my family's in the same room.
I don't know if I can make it home because I'm so sleepy.
cuscuscaraway and mirza mirad ali beg
The local furry scene here is pretty chill.
I wrote a song called "You Got Munchies For My Macho"
I wonder how much porn there is that involves Mormons and/or Jehovah's Witnesses or the like ringing the doorbell and being invited inside for raunchy sex. At least I can't seem to find it on he free porn sites I frequent.
>>967 I don't know...
Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.
>Once I knew a guy who kept such people out of his house by pretending to film gay porn. It always worked.
That's sounds a bit unnecessary.
I always just invite them in for a chat, or I might take their literature and say "Sorry, I'm not interested in talking now, but I suppose I may have a look at these pamphlets, thanks", and they say "Ok, well here you go! Have a nice day!", and leave.
No reason to be rude. Unless they're being offensive, which is something I've never had to endure from any Jehovah's Witnesses or the like. They've always been quite sweet to me.
>>969
If I have time to kill, I'll invite them in and talk to them. I try to find subjects that they disagree with each other about.
We are not Anonymous.
We are not legion.
We forgive.
We forget.
Don't expect us.
Fuck you, ヒソカ! You cock sucking piece of shit!
It would be fun to travel back in time to 1983 for a day, just to see what life was like for my parents back then.
Morrissey called me a scumbag or something on the Internet. hahaha
Today I bought "Artrocker Magazine". Wow, I'm a pretentious douchebag.
The internet is really popular these days.
Virgins are absolutely disgusting.
I'm dumb and horny.
i like vivaldi somethingawful is shit these days /b/ needs another puddi chemo package since the last good thread was in 2005 except for the dolphin vagina thread yesterday which I thoroughly enjoyed and I wish more BBS boards were active and 420chan is full of newfags who are shocked by reverse headers and I really like browsing 2chan though the translated japanese is rarely accurate and 7chan really sucks these days and I wish my old forum were still active because I am in the mood for a good old fashioned hackattack on some shitty content-regurgitating website and I really love mathematics so much that I think a woman would find me poor company because I would not look at her and would be evaluating how much I love her by how well she understood mathematical theorems and I wish Enterprise was still going because it's much better than Voyager and DS9 and I really am enjoying cLOUDDEAD at the moment and Why? too oh and I wish the limits of human epistemology didn't completely invalidate the subject of philosophy because it is a subject I used to enjoy as well as maths and the symbolic logic was always fascinating to play with and I miss lego too because I had to give it away even though I was really good at making things though minecraft isn't bad for that.
You never know >>980-san you might find a girl who is equally into mathematics. It made me really happy one night when me and my girlfriend were talking about how much we love each other and I said if I drew a graph it would be like an exponential function and she giggled and said that was cute. I love being able to make a hot girl giggle to geeky jokes!
>>980
I could go for a girl like that too. Or one who was as musically talented as me, able to improvise for long periods and without warning along with whatever I happen to be carrying at the time (guitar and/or ocarina, the only mobile instruments I play).
>>981-san
I did once. my only gf to date was a chick in my maths class, but she got super insecure about being slightly worse than me and it ruined everything. she got insanely paranoid about how I felt about her, she got depressed and I just got sick of it in the end.
>>982
wat genre of music do you like to play?
>>983
Classical, rock/metal, jazz, folk, Nintendo, new age, soul, everything else you can manage with wind and strings.
Also I know how you feel about your ex, which is one of the reasons I would prefer someone who thrives on challenge and competition. It starts when they become more silent than usual, at which point you're not sure whether to spare them or continuing to risk appearing superior. Personally I began berating myself, pointing out everything I did wrong, trying to show her I wasn't "that smart" and encouraging her to do some original work. But sometimes there is just no way of getting through to a depressed but gifted girl.
>>984
so fucking true. I've given up on finding a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition. In all fairness, I am getting a lot of shit done without my ex around.
also, loving the genres. jazz is my favourite genre of music, anything from very casual to acid/fuckyourattempttodefinethis jazz.
"a girl of equivalent talent who is also well-adjusted enough to avoid getting butthurt if she loses at chess and enjoys the competition"
Let me see if I understand this, you have anal sex with your girlfriend if she loses to you at chess?
>>983 Hey my gf's like that too, it does get kinda frustrating how often she's like "ach I don't deserve you, you're amazing and you could do so much better". "So I'm amazing, I know, but so are you, I'm so so happy when i'm with you"
>>987
Mine said that, then she fell out of love and broke up with me.
In previous relationships I think tey didn't work out because I'm too nice, so hopefully now I'm a drug dealer it will give me a sort of bad boy image
One of my friends has just discovered 4chan, and posts ancient memes on his facebook. He has started posting bad ascii art too...
I think this thread will be closed when I wake up. Don't be like >>998 from the last thread, follow your heart, it'll all work out (◕ ◡ ◕)
Bukkake Balloons is the name of my punk band.
I'm going to disappear again.
i seem to have a weird fascination with grapes, it keeps coming up when i write songs
When I was young, "harley davidson" was a swear word in my house. My dad would give me or my brothers a row if we said it.
>>995
Your father sounds both awesome. Both in the modern sense of "cool" and the dated sense of "frightening".
Headaches aren't exactly complimentary to posting in this thread.
Eating chocolate, listening to harsh noise I made.
I'd like to prepare you all for the end of the thread.
Thank you, everyone, for participating.
The sequel should be on its way soon.