Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
Yeah this is my favourite thread because i feel i can get to know dqn-san a bit better
The depressed guy needs to post more to make you guys stop liking this thread.
That's if he didn't kill himself already.
8 flies have taken residency in my kitchen. I really need to clean.
I always sage my posts, 'cause I fear they're not worthy enough.
posts like >>170 are what made me stop visiting SAoVQ.
I still love you, DQN.
>>536 in Rei's Diner pt 6
Nothing it was just H----- D-------. My dad used to race motorbikes professionally. There's a sort of rivalry between H* D* riders and everyone else. H* D*s are mainly ridden by hairy old losers. Also BMW motorbikes were looked down on too but not quite so much.
It's kind of funny how I matured from 4chan troll to 4-ch fellow. Or at least I like to think of it as a personal evolution anyway.
>>178 I was thinking that last night in bed... I haven't been on 4chan for 2 and a half years but my last 2 threads I made were pretty good. One of them got over 200 replies; I said I had nude pics and vids of my sister and that I would post them if they could count to 2. When they did, I linked them to a 500MB compressed file, that uncompressed to a 300GB file of the letter A repeated constantly
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I've written 300 words of this essay in 12 hours. I'd hoped to have 1500 by now.
My captcha is mate. That's kind of friendly encouragement. Thank you Elitist Superstructure!
The ultimate armour would be a computer/brain interface beaming hardcore pornography directly into the soldiers mind. The suit will then stimulate the soldiers genitals until fantastic orgasm is achieved.
Everyone will want to be a us soldier and everyone will be allowed. In the end there will be no one left to fight.
D'you remember that guy? J-John somebody? He was a - he was sort of a b-
holy shit i wish there were more people on 3-ch.org however there are virtually no germans who are into message boards of this kind. should i close the whole damn thing and continue to waste my time here like i did two years ago?
Yes.
>>185
Although this sounds promising, in the end the soldiers would still miss real human contact. The same problem that exists today would continue: some people can easily form such relations, but others cannot. The ensuing emotional and sexual frustrations would undermine the technology and lead to conflict.
AP: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.
It begins to dawn on me that everything I just did over the past five years has proven to be a colossal waste of time.
Heaven please sing for me a song of
>>190 Don't worry, it is the same for every single person on the planet :)
I may talk to you.
I may like you.
Hell, I may even love you.
But I will never need you. That's why this will never work out, see?
Looking at my porn collection fills me with a bit of joy.
So hot mama... wanna fuk?
Seeing a porno clip titled "Girl uses dildo for pleasure" makes me wonder what other uses she'd have for it.
>>198
Rolling pin substitute is the first thing that comes to mind.
>>199
Provided it has an attractive colouring, it could also be used as a coffee-table sculpture. And then of course it serves as a handy fellatio practice dummy.
>>200
I always imagined they would make decent chew-toys for any dog with a mouth big enough to handle it. But I'm not sure there are many owners who would agree with the idea of their dog fooling around with a floppy penis.
God damn fuck shit son of a bitch, it's cold here.
This thread seems to resemble a social networking site.
>>203 I don't know what you mean, this is a site based on 2-ch.
If you don't like this you may be better suited to find another internet hangout.
Peace to you, sir.
More like an asocial network, in fact.
> The useful M.E. verb mischieve (early 14c.) has, for some reason, fallen from currency.
You know, this always bothered me....
>>202 Too bad for you, I have a goddamn awesome Space Heater.
Which I call Kevin Spacey.
And go on magical imaginary adventures with.
If I was rich, I'd buy some sort of DQN mobile and fill it full of booze and some drugs and invite all DQN to drive around the world and have some sort adventure with.
If I was rich, I'd buy some sort o∵∴DQ∵∴∵∴mobile∵∴∵fi∵∴∵∴∵∴it f∵∴l of ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴nd some∵∴ittens∵∴an∵∵∴∴i∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴bum∵∴ex∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴Rei∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴tanasinn.
Don't you mean if you were ric∵∴∵
Is there any affordable ebook reader better than the Hanlin v5? I do not believe so.
I still have not given up on my childhood dream of buying an old Russian transport helicopter and turning it into a flying camper van.
>>213 I keep having recurring dreams that I am standing on a dirt runway, and flying recreational vehicles are constantly taking off and landing there. I look at each one as carefully as possible, hoping I can figure out how to build one.
Also, the Spaceballs movie had a great flying camper van.
Blood is surprisingly difficult to clean out of the carpet...
Who is Chen's father?
I'm physically slim and beautiful but I can't get a girlfriend because I'm a hopeless dokyun.
why? why does recording equipment have to be so expensive? Even pretty shitty mikes are hopelessly out of a NEET's budget :(
I'm in law because I love telling people they're wrong. It's added inches to my e-peen in internet arguements. I can just wave it around and argue from authority.
The feeling of crushing someone's dream in court is just unforgettable.
I helped you parents divorce, DQN. I play part in the misery of the world. I defend the rights of the accused when no one else will. I am the Man, and in this way I can rebel against my hippy parents.
>>220 you helped we parents divorce? SOMEONE VIOLATED VIRGIN PROTOCOL! ABORT! ABORT!
Sometimes I fantasize about something bad happening to me so I need to go to the hospital and get attention.
>>218 Same. However my beginner anal toys should be arriving in the mail any day now, and I'm picking up weed later.
Wow DQN has issues... and I'm all out of tissues
>>219
Plug a set of headphones into the microphone jack. It worked for me with the Title verses I recorded.
>>225 Macs have not come with microphone jacks since, like, the G3 era IIRC.
and the real problem I have is that some DQN at Apple decided it would be great if the built-in microphone would unavoidably pick up the internal fan and speaker noises.
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn
gash is one of the best captchas I've ever had. Alright love let's see yer gash
>>226
Guess you should've paid less and gotten more. But try playing with "remove noise" in Audacity.
>>223
I could go for some of those. I had a vibrator once. It was amazing to use while masturbating.
hey guys why not go get laid like me
haha i'm joking i'm asexual
I want chicken, I want dinner. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.♪
Just as I hit the "reply" button, I remember that it's "liver", not "dinner". orz
>>228
god bless ye, we can't all be presumptive jerks who know less than the people they're advising....
It is 26 degrees fahrenheit outside. It is 80 in my room. Somehow, opening the window and putting a fan in front of it hasn't done anything to fix my problem yet.
>>233
I know plenty. I spent a few years fighting with a woefully insufficient Powerbook before switching back to a PC which, at half the cost, was twice as capable. I have done tech support for plenty of Mac users and they always tend to have stupid problems that are hard to fix (like some-but-not-all JPEGs spontaneously deciding to open with TextEdit and the OS refusing to allow changing it back). So you can take your "knowing less" and shove it.
And as I said, I have recorded before using a pair of headphones as a microphone. With a bit of work in Audacity, I could get fairly decent quality audio from it. And, if you hadn't spent all that extra money getting something with an Apple logo on it, you would have had a few dollars to spend on a real microphone. I've been there.
But if you want to feel self-important, feel free to ignore me and complain about your crappy Mac. You'll figure it out on your own eventually.
>>234
Al Yankovic (cf "Trapped in the Drive-Thru") would, for one.
WHY? Why do I dream about her?
/vip/ or DQN?
I read a disturbing story about a gay terrorist kidnapping kids and castrating them to give them to this gay terrorist king who believed that having gay sex with kids was not gay because they didn't their peeps.
I think that I died inside alittle... ('A`)
>because they didn't their peeps.
Did you accidentally the whole thing? o_O;
>>236
You can hammer whatever point you think you have home as condescendingly and as often as like, but a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with, and the computer is not why I am out of funds. Neither is the fucking acoustic grand I want to record ;P
>>243
*as you like
To clarify, the NEET part was dead serious. The only reason I haven't really wandered off miles away and done something life-threatening or soul-crushing for pennies a day is because dad is loaded. Doesn't mean I get or deserve an allowance.
> a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with
Well... technically neither is a laptop with no microphone plug.
>>245
Just as long as you're not that Brandy Bogard''/heh man'' dipshit, you're cool.
HAHA I LIKE WILLIES AND CUM
I always get depressed when I find uncensored Japanese porn. It sounds like it'd be awesome with no mosaics, but it turns out that Japanese vaginae are pretty fucking ugly.
If you made hand coverings from the meat of a sheep, you could call them mutton mittens.
Shit, I can't think of anything funny, so I'll get trolled horribly, and.. I should stop before I dig myself in too deep.
Consider this: a pack of wild Niggers. Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn, raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
yay 4chan go go go
one of my friends just found 4chan, he is such a douche. I'm trying to turn him elsewhere for his own good
I was just idly browsing the internet, unaware of the restless destiny boiling inside me, when like a great bolt of lightning this image of the man hit me. At once, a great fury erupted from me as if the spirit of my great warrior ancestors suddenly posessed me- here was a man strong, proud, he who is prepared to lose all to defend what he believes to be right! He is your friend, a man who fights for justice!
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When I have been edging with only 1 millimetre away from ejaculation for 20 minutes, I believe I deserve a better orgasm!
>>261
If you want a better orgasm you need to work for it. Thrust your hips rhythmically, put ice cubes on your balls, get on all fours and come on the floor, stick a banana up your ass.
This got me wondering, how would Leonardo da Vinci masturbate?
Artistically, of course. And possibly with the aid of a complex and improbable machine.
rape an ape