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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 19:44

I always get depressed when I find uncensored Japanese porn. It sounds like it'd be awesome with no mosaics, but it turns out that Japanese vaginae are pretty fucking ugly.

251 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6376 23:59

Ah, someone please tell that man to leave. Shoo him away!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 13:48

If you made hand coverings from the meat of a sheep, you could call them mutton mittens.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 17:31

>>250
Real men hunt in the bush!

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 21:53

Shit, I can't think of anything funny, so I'll get trolled horribly, and.. I should stop before I dig myself in too deep.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 22:22

Consider this: a pack of wild Niggers. Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn, raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 23:33

yay 4chan go go go

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 03:07

one of my friends just found 4chan, he is such a douche. I'm trying to turn him elsewhere for his own good

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 04:42

I was just idly browsing the internet, unaware of the restless destiny boiling inside me, when like a great bolt of lightning this image of the man hit me. At once, a great fury erupted from me as if the spirit of my great warrior ancestors suddenly posessed me- here was a man strong, proud, he who is prepared to lose all to defend what he believes to be right! He is your friend, a man who fights for justice!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 05:00

I just found this and thought you'd like it http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/lisa-ann-who-s-bangin-palin/456352/

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 08:59

Don't feel just think, and you'll never be tanasinn.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 12:03

When I have been edging with only 1 millimetre away from ejaculation for 20 minutes, I believe I deserve a better orgasm!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 14:04

>>261
If you want a better orgasm you need to work for it. Thrust your hips rhythmically, put ice cubes on your balls, get on all fours and come on the floor, stick a banana up your ass.

263 Name: !Bike/OtAkU : 1993-09-6382 15:53

>>262
Wait, why the ice cubes?

264 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 17:23

This got me wondering, how would Leonardo da Vinci masturbate?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 00:55

Artistically, of course. And possibly with the aid of a complex and improbable machine.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 03:29

rape an ape

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:00

ͼ_ͽ

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:19

🔰>🔰
\___/

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:15

(.w.')

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:24

cacrol189 :3:21am
Need a hand there Trooper?

cacrol189 :3:21am
Jerking? Need a hand?

cacrol189 :3:22am
I just wanna talk. Dundee is lonely and im new

You :3:22am
i like giraffes

cacrol189 :3:22am
Have you searched the database yet? Lot of people in our area.

You :3:22am
do you like giraffes?

cacrol189 :3:22am
whats your profile name in the No Strings network lets hook up?

You :3:22am
giraffes

cacrol189 :3:22am
Hey signup real quick before this thing makes us disconnect, it doesnt last long

You :3:23am
giraffes wouldn't disconnect anyone, that's why i like them

cacrol189 :3:23am
Free Chat Connection Timed Out
Register Now For Free To No Strings network

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 03:35

RAPE ESCAPE

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 22:48

Two girls sitting across from me on the bus complimented my ``TOUHOU PROJECT'' shirt. I thanked them, asked if they'd played it, then asked if they were going to the local anime convention, to which I received an affirmative on both counts. Then I turned away and promptly resumed reading an e-book about the Linux kernel.

I think I just fucked that one up.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 23:22

>>272 Cool as a cucumber.

274 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6386 00:36

You're one badass motherhacker, mr. >>272. I envy you; I hail you.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 01:47

>>272 I want to be you.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 02:23

>>272 you are a super player.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 14:29

I wished I could be DQN in real life.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 22:00

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279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 22:33

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280 Name: ( ≖‿≖) : 1993-09-6388 22:35

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281 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:14

Damn it, >>272. How I wish I had a courage to go outside and end up in the similar situation!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 05:21

Hey it's my birthday today DQN, I am 22. I spent the first hour of my birthday rolling katamaris, and then 4 hours reading tvtropes.com, aaaargh! Anyways, good night.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 06:22

>>282
Happy birthday to you!!! Sleep well!

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 15:30

>>283 Thank you! You are all welcome to come to my party tonight though it will be rather cosy I think as my flat is quite small.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 16:31

My cum tastes amazing today. Like toast dipped in egg yolk.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 19:00

>>284
I will be there in spirit and if you read this while it is happening then I will sort of be there live as well!

>>285
Now I'm compelled to spread cum on my toast.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 14:40

>>282 Sounds like an awesome way to spend your birthday, I'll try to play Katamari on mine in <2 weeks too!

( ί -ί) Though it would be so much better if I could get high before doing that; a shame I have no friends and can't get weed.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 16:36

>>287 It was a good birthday, when I woke up at 12 I went swimming with my friends then I had KFC for birthday tea. Then last night i had a wee party which was good banter, but the police came which was quite scary (they walked into my room as I was grinding weed incidentally), especially when they asked if I had a criminal record (I was charged with vandalising a supermarket a couple of years ago haha)

But then when everyone left someone nicked all my fags and whisky :( Then although my ex-girlfriend stayed and we had pretty wild sex I get very sad because i know she's only using me for sex, though I love her very dearly. Oh and then I slept in and missed an important lecture today. FUCK

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 00:31

Months ago I had a strange, and oddly detailed dream that I was watching a TV commercial for a new kind of crock pot. The people on TV put a chicken in it, and the camera zoomed in and showed that the crock pot had a big switch in the rear, labeled SLOW and FAST. Someone in the kitchen said, "What does that switch do?" and reached for it. And someone in a white laboratory coat ran out and said "Don't touch that, it's experimental!" And the person changed the switch to "FAST" anyway. This caused the crock pot to make an engine revving sound, and then do a wheelie across the table with its tires squealing, then roll out the front door like a little miniature race car with the chicken still stuck in the top, VROOM VROOM. Cut to outside scene, all the people are chasing the crock pot down the street Benny Hill fashion but they can't catch it.

I told someone I know about the dream, and she put "hot rod" stickers on the crock pot she had just bought.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 01:13

I dreamt once that there was a bomb in a dam and i had to open the damn, so i pulled the big wheel round hard and water gushes out, and I woke up and found i had pissed the bed, and I went AW SHIT and then I woke up again in my living room, completely dry

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 02:29

I really want to get a Malamute...

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 06:48

Mmmmmmh, Evangelyne...

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 08:47

Stop fucking shouting!

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 10:20

I get to see the love of my life in 2118 minutes!

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 11:48

Greenpeace are fucking stupid.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 19:50

I want to yodel at open mic nights

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 20:39

Universities are (and should) not social experiments, but places of learning.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 00:27

>>297
Experimentation is an essential part of the learning process.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 06:03

Whodunnit? Idunnit!

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 18:21

Minds...locked...together

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 02:02

lol nordreich

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:29

I better not post that, everyone will think I'm gay

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:47

>>302
I'm already gay.
There, now the attention has shifted to me. Say what you will!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 21:22

Babies should not be allowed in libraries unless they are properly sedated.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 02:34

The Elitist Superstructure of DQN is such a cozy place.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 14:24

maybe I
...zuck ya dick

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 11:36

I put on weight in the last week, has to be two or three kilos...

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 12:49

I really, REALLY like you!!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 12:55

chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa vvvvrrroOOOM

BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.

BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.

DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,

DOO DOO

DOO DOO

DOODOODOO

DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,

DOO! DOO!

DOO! DOO!

DOODOODOO

DOOO, DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOOO! DOOO DOO DOO DOO DODO

DOOO, DODOO DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOOOOOOOOOOOO!

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 13:13

I hope Japan is doing alright ( ί -ί)

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 14:26

nig nog, ching chang chong

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 10:36

oh fuck the reactor is leaking

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 15:49

Giant monster time GO GO GO

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 02:04

I started making my first dubstep track the other day, I was really pleased with the heavy bass I created but then what happened in Japan, I feel terrible. It's all my fault :(

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 02:27

THIS WILL NOT BREAK ME!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 21:33

Don't blame yourself, >>314. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by global warming.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 22:29

>>316
http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2011/03/japan-tsunami-caused-by-haarp.html

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 00:01

why me?

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 02:10

I'm so goddamn lonely. Someone please hold me ;___;

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 11:39

>>319
Don't be sad fellow dokyun~!

321 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6404 11:57

>>317
It all makes sense now!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 22:42

Would consuming more fiber make shitting less messy?

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 13:34

When your body sends you wake-up calls, how many times are you gonna hit the snooze button?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 14:23

I'M ON KETAMINE WOOOO
>>323 I LOVE IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHyOnr61g-E&feature=related

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 14:24

>>324 woah i entered the wrong captcha but managed to correct it before the page loaded

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 10:28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22LTPO86fPI

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 05:45

Under the supermoon loli to issho

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:23

I threw my cap into my bowl across the room, and as it sailed closed I thought AWESOME IT'S GOING IN but then I remembered I had yesterday's lunch in the bowl (congealed tomato soup left over from spaghetti hoops) and now my hat is dirty

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 19:53

Actually going outside right now for a change.
Hope I don't screw up anything.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 20:29

I think Idaho's state motto should be "Idaho. What do you want to do for lunch?"

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 23:12

DVD-RAM cartridges, how the fuck do they work? Am I meant to buy a special drive for them, or somehow extract the disc and put it into the multi-format burner's drawer?

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 01:08

>>331
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-RAM
ttp://www.ehow.com/facts_5232531_dvd-ram-drive_.html

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:31

Dammit, I can't think of anything witty and awesome.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 13:25

Why do we have a captcha?

It's been so long I don't even remember when we got one, or if it's always been here, or why we have it

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 13:58

Some devious criminal mastermind wrote a script that filled a single thread with lol posts as fast as possible.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 18:16

I think I vaguely remember that

Do you remember when that was?

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 20:02

September 1993, duh.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:10

>>337

But what day

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:29

dick queer nigger

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 23:35

I remember writing a script that bumped every thread that had "lol" or "dqn" in the title, so that the entire top of the board was filled with DQN DQN LOL

341 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6412 23:48

I never wrote a script in my entire life, though I dreamed about doing it since I was 12.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:32

Plenty to go 'round ladies
Don't all push at once
Plenty
to go
around.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:33

Also, deal with it

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:41

Do I really want a wife?
Or do I just want a live-in secretary, chef, maid, cleaner, hostess, actress and fuckable body?

I wonder if my life would better if I disintermediated and simply hired the above personnel, rather than transacting through 'love' and marriage. My relations would be purer. I would also have a harem.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:41

The word pouch is a weird word. Pouch pouch pouch pouch, I'm going to stick my fist into your meat pouch.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 15:22

>>344
Your life might be better if you didn't let yourself be bothered at all by such close-quarters relations. Mine certainly is.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 16:44

Why is my hand on my dick? fucking orange trains!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 21:16

Why people call their genitals "junk"? Junk is something you don't need, isn't it.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 21:56

>>348 it's probably from the same people who consider them "dirty" and "nasty".

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