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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:43

capncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapn. capn.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:58

By your encouragement, I ate my cum today. Disappointing.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:23

The wheels of nihilism are rolling my way once again

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:46

He says his semen tastes like candy. I don't believe him, but is it wrong that I want to try it myself?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 00:52

>>370
You want to try his semen ?

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 05:51

MY EYES!

373 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6421 08:57

You should just go for it, mr. >>370. You are *thinking*, but you should try to **feel**.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 11:02

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　　　　　＼＼　＼　　　　＼　　／∴∵ノ Are you saying what I think you're saying, >>373?
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375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 14:37

>>368
I didn't encourage, you did it of your own accord.

...Is it OK if I fap to the idea of you eating your cum, only to be dissatisfied with the taste?

no homo

Also, I'll be working 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for 6 months, earning $3 dollars an hour. On the weekend, I'll teach English for 4 hours a day at $25 an hour. I love you, China.

376 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6421 15:54

>>374
Do you actually think?

>>375
You should fap to the idea of him feeling a guilt for eating his semen and imagining that he was raped by a bunch of tough guys.

Also, why don't you teach English every day instead?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 17:14

>>375
Good god, man.

>>376
I guess Chinese kids are generally too busy studying and doing homework on the weekdays.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 17:53

I'm profoundly glad I don't live anywhere near you freaks.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:41

>>378　pレヴィオウsポstアイメdアtメはヴェスッゲsテdテャtdqんサレsカレdオfメアンdmyパrtyはrdリフェstyレ

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:43

>>379 I didn't mean to do that, I was typing in english but I forgot i was in katakana mode. But I thought it was funny so I left it.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:53

>>380
How would you not notice doing that, do you stare at your hands when you type?

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 22:07

KAKAROT!!!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 22:34

>>381 no i started typing and when i looked up it was in katakana

SO I SAID FUCK IT
I ONCE FUCKED A BITCH
WITH A PUSSY LIKE A BUCKET

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 23:33

>>379
THAT IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD WHY DID YOU SAY IT

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 01:03

>>379
"Aime st p d a t Reviou s media policy is testing Vesugge s boyfriend s d s d o Teya tdq Sale dmy f Mean performance is rty rd sty les Lihue"

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 00:02

>>385 That isn't really anything like what I typed on my end haha. BUT I've been really baked today and been writing songs with sort of cutup techniques, and that's quite interesting what you came up with...

It starts off "Previous posts aimed at me" as a hint

387 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 00:08

I wish I had Amstrad CPC

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 16:11

am i even alive

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 11:08

I'll never be proletarian enough.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 18:13

Be sure to take your infected friends to a hospital.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 18:29

I hate going to tghe beech

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 19:55

Mechismo, dudes. My captcha is tar!

BUT THEN I WROTE IT INCORRECTLY, SO NOW IT'S... (waiting 60 seconds)... ciem! Hah! That almost kind of sounds like semen!

393 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6429 00:10

Why do I always browse DQN so late at night? It makes my brain go PSSSSSSH

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 00:47

>My captcha is tar!
>WROTE IT INCORRECTLY

GRRRRRRRRRREAT!

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 14:36

That thread sucks.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 18:30

cumtrapz.

cumtrapz cumtrapz cumptrapz lol

397 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6430 22:54

http://www.visionofhumanity.org/gpi-data/#/2010/scor
This pitiful planet pretty much sucks.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 20:22

>>397
Seeing the entirety of Russia with a GPI of 143 pretty much made my day.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 00:38

My usual work process for a project:

1: Get brief
2: Full of enthusiam, do a big chunk of concept work etc. in sketchbook, full of ideas
3: Feel proud of how much work I've done, relax a bit
4: 5 weeks before deadline - start to worry I haven't done anything since the start of the project
5: 4 weeks before - start properly freaking out
6: 2 weeks before - mental breakdown. lie on wooden floor sobbing and screaming
7: cut my wrists, legs and chest. Phone my mother in tears.
8: last week - blitz project with no sleep, hand it in 10 minutes before deadline
9: get an A
10: ?????
11: get new brief. vow not to be so silly.
12: repeat from step 2.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 05:38

Remember when Beady Eyes was the most annoying guy cluttering up the Elitist Superstructure? Well, somehow you guys have made it worse. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 15:16

>>400 I am, thanks ;P

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 17:57

I am thankyou man.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 20:23

What should I do with my life, DQN ?

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 20:48

BLOG POST LOL BLOG POST LOL

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 23:32

There's a naked girl sleeping in my bed right now. Just wanted to tell you guys.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 02:03

>>405
Is she Claire? DID YOU FINALLY GET TO DO IT WITH CLAIRE

407 Name: Xarn : 1993-09-6433 05:02

>>406 It's Erika.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 06:25

Dokyun has a job after 5 years of a wonderfully isolated life... well, at least I can buy computer parts and figurines now.

409 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6433 11:18

>>408
What is this job? How did you get it? Was it a hard decision to make?

410 Name: ( ・ω・) : 1993-09-6433 12:46

I have the hots for Claire too!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 14:06

>>407 >>406
No. Hey guess what, she stuck her tongue up my bumhole.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 14:39

thread not found

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 18:56

>>409
Fast food, Arby's to be exact. I made a friend a couple weeks ago who works there. She sweet-talked a manager after I filled out an application, following which I went back and bothered them until I finally got an interview. And no, I didn't find it difficult at all. I happen to not be socially awkward, just highly reclusive, as my time is precious and I would rather not waste it on unintelligent endeavors. However as stated I can buy figurines and computer parts, among other toys, now, which somewhat balances it out.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 05:15

>>413
Grats on the dough, condolences on the ass-ness of that kind of work.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 06:20

>>414
Haha, thanks.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 13:50

We have Asians on DQN? I thought we were all fat white wapanese nerds

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 14:29

>>416 I'm not fat, I got ripped in 3 weeks. Ask me how.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 16:49

>>416 whether children of asian immigrants who can only speak English and/or are not Japanese merely act wapanese or are wapanese is a pretty touchy subject

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6436 17:11

I hope this microwavable curry I am eating doesn't give me food poisoning since its been half defrosted since my freezer broke 2 days ago.

420 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6436 21:13

>>416
I'm not fat, I just got a couple of excess kilograms. I'll walk it off next time I go outside.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 09:22

I'm the dokyun in Shanghai.
I'm white, and having yellow fever would actually make this year a lot more enjoyable.

I prefer white people.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 12:48

Did you get shanghaied, >>421?

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 15:35

Heh heh, my Internet handle is Shanghai...

424 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6437 22:35

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days set in Shanghai.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 22:57

shanhai shanhai shanhai shanhai
hourai hourai hourai hourai
furansu oranda chibetto kyouto
rondon roshia orurean

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 23:15

Hating〜
Hating〜
Loving〜❤

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 23:44

Bars and clubs are strange, strange places. Do not ever go to them.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 03:14

>>422
About 8 months in, I feel like I have indeed been Shanghai'd.

Chinese girls are nothing like JAV. Give me Europeans who know what they're doing and are not ashamed to say how much they want you.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 13:52

Even if being an asshole is part of your nature, you should try to be as nice as possible to the people serving your food because they'll most likely end up spitting in your food for any offense.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 14:50

>>429 same with people cutting your hair

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 17:05

DQN is dead.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 19:56

>>431 no, it's just full of losers.

433 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6438 20:46

>>432 MY ASS is full of losers. Or to be more precise the world wide web is full of losers.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 23:50

>>433 If your ass is the world wide web, how does it feel to have over one million dicks inside of it?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 00:25

>>432 is tsundere for dqn

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 00:30

>>435 sh- shut up loser

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 06:22

( ﾟ ヮ ﾟ) >>436がすき！！！！

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 08:45

you don't bird me i don't bird you

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 22:31

>>434
>>433
Haha, butts!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6439 22:56

suri di essu

441 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6439 23:01

>>434
It feels good, thanks for asking.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 21:55

UNHAND MY PENIS, SATAN!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 18:38

boop beep bip We're sorry, but the number you have just dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone the square root of negative one radians around its time axis and try your call again.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 21:45

disregard fink
acquire homebrew

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 04:16

this harar coffee is so damn fruity

it's like a fucking san francisco parade in your mouth

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 08:07

I can't tell when the fuck anyone dies in homestuck. I keep hearing about characters dying but then they show back up and I guess some of them aren't dead-dead and I don't know what the fucks going on.

I don't even read that damn webcomic why do I care

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 08:52

DQN stands for Dairy Queen

448 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6444 09:50

>>447, but archives say otherwise: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1146066346/3

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 09:59

I keep forgetting to visit DQN, im sorry. :(

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 14:11

frying pan on

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6444 21:40

>>449 I haven't been forgetting, but I have been much less interested in DQN lately. I'm posting more in a couple of other places, though, where a few DQNs (and ex-DQNs) hang out, so I'm still getting my daily dokyun dose.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 13:48

It's not assault if it gives you a boner.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 20:36

where's like, the main base of operations for the DQN Electronics compilations?

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 22:24

>>453
My basement. ( ﾟヮﾟ)

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 04:06

>>454
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I wanna come out and say it: your basement is smelly. I was kind of hoping we could swap bases once in a while, let the stank out. Makes us less easy to track, y'know? I wouldn't dare say this if this weren't anonymous.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 12:46

hmmm, weetabix stuck in my teeth again.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 14:13

I've been a follower of the DQN electronics compilations for quite a while now and I would like to put forward some of my music maybes

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 16:12

I'm like the Porco Rosso of kinky sex.

459 Name: Show me your reflection!.zwVB5VQv.!!TTeeQz8t : 1993-09-6447 16:51

¯\(-_-)/¯
/(-¯-)\

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 17:08

FISTING

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 23:53

I'm going to call myself and my fellow country men "American" and if any Brazilian or Argentinean or whatever the fuck is offended they can shove it up their ass.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:00

Does "relax" necessarily mean "sleepy"? If I have a herbal tea to calm myself down will it still work if I'm popping pro-plus and and cheap energy drink for an all night essay-writing sesh?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:01

I dropped the bucket in the well, in a manner of speaking

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:38

I like money.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6449 22:40

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466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6450 00:14

So my boss is getting English lessons off me in his office.
He gives me the business English book he's using to prepare something useful for him.

I randomly open the book and start browsing. Words are already written in the margins for the sake of his practice.
In the middle of one page, in a delicate script, is "anus anus anus"...

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