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Oh no no, I'm not depressed or anything; I'm just very bad at being human. I'm discomforted by any direct human contact, I find socialising to be a form of slow torture, I have no desire to be in a relationship with any kind of human and my most prominent interests all involve the analysis of non-living objects.

Also I really like mineral deposits and cloud formations. Oh, how I'd love to be a stratocumulus...