Captain's Log, Stardate 65427.3. Skipped lectures and studies finally made my situation unrecoverable. My last hope is to get a job in a short time before I turn into a hikikomori for the last time.
I used to eat party peanuts, but now I prefer dry roasted. I guess I'm just not a party person.
Sage is for jerks
Everything is okay
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Sage is for jerks and for assholes. If you are going to sage because you don't feel that your post is useful or contributing to the thread then don't post at all. Otherwise, cross your fingers, click on "Reply" and hope for the best - just like I did!
You can also add a tripcode to pack a punch.
No knowledge of anything, yet willing to go around and spread the disgusting ugliness that is their existence.
There is a VIP and reddit conspiracy to make visitors of DQN fight among themselves and generally stop having fun.
They pay poor people $0.5 per post to make provocative or offensive posts to influence opinions of general DQN public.
DQN will pay you $0.78 per quality post. Just post your routing number with your post for an instant transfer!
Huh.
>>815
But reddit pays cash.
Yet VIPcoins are much more popular because people want to learn about the secret place that Daddy Cool keeps promising them in exchange for a sufficient payment.
Alors on danse
looking back i must often look like such a dork on the dancefloor
but i love to dance...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't remember when I last danced on public...
More than that I don't remember when was the last time I went outside. I think there wasn't any snow on the streets and sky was clear back then.
Grow up and blow away~~~
Oh god I had a nosebleed when I was asleep and it all went down the back of my throat and now I keep coughing up blood mixed with phlegm and it isn't very nice.
>>823
UPDATE: My mouth tastes like overripe pineapple. Not sure what to make of this.
Sometimes I just wish somebody would tell me what to do. I see the appeal of religion.
Just mailed off some Christmas cards to Anons from an imageboard I frequent. I hope they enjoy them. It was fun writing them.
Whenever that girl says "uguu~", I want to punch her in the face.
Do real people really say "uguu~"?
I'm not a real people.
This morning I dreamed I was listening to a video game remix by ITALIAN VIPPER, and when the song ended I was recommended music by other VIP and DQN artists.
I'm not even a year old. I'll be eternally a toddler!!
>828
Magic is not, and has never been, real. Live your life how YOU WANT.
I can, and will do better!!!!
I don't recall swallowing a meteorite, but it sure felt like I just passed one. Life greatly improved, would shit again, A++++++++++++
Open are the double doors of the horizon
Unlocked are its bolts
I actually like my new glasses.
would a hypernekko wear binoculars?
In honor of Dear Leader and the fact that I'm sick at the moment, I've decided to post excerpts from Espeon's adventure in North Korea. I stopped writing it because it went on too long and also fuck you. That's why.
The best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that after ten o'clock at night, you could drive at two hundred and fifty kilometers per hour right down the Boulevard of Socialism's Victory and not a single cop is willing or able to stop you. Diplomatic plates on a flashy black German car helped but were only a small part of the equation. For the most-part, a lowly civil servant on seeing something of this nature assumed it was just important Party business and was completely unwilling to intercede. If they managed to see the lack of a party emblem, what few cops there were on the streets after dark all drove ancient Soviet-made two-stroke Ladas whose top speed peaked at around ninety and that was only if they were dropped from an airplane.
The store for foreigners was pathetic these days. The shelves on last visit contained two packets of dried Miso soup, a solitary roll of toilet paper, and six pack of Heineken beer with one bottle replaced by a dreadful and often entirely uncarbonated local brand... in a can. So it was that the Swedish mission in Beijing had to ship everything to them and packed up all they needed including diesel packed into three liter cans for their generator and shipped it by air every week to the Swedish mission here. Ultimately, this inability for Westerners to do without amounted to 8% of Air Koryo's overall business last year. The Nepalese mission a few doors down just happily lived with power outages and scraping by for food. Perhaps it reminded them of the good old days…
The second best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that was a good story to tell and foreign newspapers and intelligence agencies would always come to you once you were home to ask you all about your experiences, sheltered as though they may be. It wasn’t like you could so much as leave the city without a minder and the locals’ standard greeting for foreigners was quiet panic and to cross an empty eight-lane road to get away from you. It wasn’t as though there was anything to actually do, either: North Koreans weren’t allowed to leave the country, Swedes weren’t allowed to visit, and there was absolutely no trade between the two. Their only real job was to serve as the neutral voice of the West should any American fool stumble into the country on a mission of God or a misguided sense of adventure. Then it was a matter of making sure the North Koreans didn’t beat their prisoner to death and call the office of an ex-President to come and retrieve them.
... and it just goes on like that. But most of it's on my other computer and it's not very good. But yeah, Espeon inadvertently starts WWIII after getting involved in fatal kinky sex with Kim Jong-Eun. That's all.
Also suck it. I'm tired and delirious.
>>850
I liked that a lot.
On an unrelated note, I've somehow waited years to listen to Act II from The Protomen. It's beautiful and I'm in tears.
>>852
Maybe Espeon channeled himself through you in order to spread the tale of his adventures.
>>853
Espeon works in mysterious ways. And steals a lot of wallets. Was it something here? Sometimes I'm a lot of things here.
Did Espeon drive me crazy? ...
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Please, post post the rest, >>847-850-san. I like it a lot!
This story feels almost like something from Hunter S. Thompson (pbuh).
"We were just outside of Chongwon when the drugs began to take hold..."
i love u espeon
al i want 4 chistmas is 4 espion to come to my house an snugle with me under al balnkets '___;
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/390,391
/!\ HURT FEELINGS /!\
now to watch CHARLIE BROWN X-MAS.
1Q84 is pretty awesome. It's a shame I keep accidentally calling it IQ 84.
I'm sure none of this would have happened had I refrained from partaking in that parting eggnog. Strong rum! But eh, it's yet another interesting experience in my repertoire of the ages, and for that I welcome it fully.
>>863 we sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
Ya gobshite.
That stunt on the roof was pretty dangerous, and I did not even come down with the right arrow, but it was really fun. My friends are so funny.
>>865
I used to do stunts on the roof, then I took a right arrow to the knee.
The right knee?
The bong I got for Christmas is quite good, but I am unsure of when I will come down. It's for my own development, anyway.
>>868
I'm no expert when it comes to drugs, but what makes a bong good or bad?
I wonder how it would feel if I rubbed that thing on my penis...
>>866
I used to make Skyrim jokes but then I realized that no one played Skyrim but me.
The Stand is readable
>>871
I adore Skyrim! I used to appreciate a good joke about arrows, until I took a dick through the chest.
This one should have used "this one" instead of "I" in the previous post. Foolish khajiit.
I must forgive her, that love thief...
Aren’t I pure, a good person?
For that woman, devil, love thief,
Hell is waiting.
>>876 Yeah. Just like A Yankee in King Arthur's Court, when struggling with a lack of an ending, Steven King just went for the Deus ex Machina.
And this will be the last time anyone will compare Steven King to Mark Twain. In this thread, anyhow.
I REAALY FEEL LIKE PLAYING HALO ODST BUT MY XBOX HAS AN E71 ERROR!!!!!!!!!
>>869 I am not >>868 but from experience I have used cheap little plastic bongs, and some of them weren't very good, like they leaked water and stuff. Bigger bongs mean you can take a bigger hit of smoke. I'm not sure what effect the materials used makes, though glass bongs certainly look and feel nicer than plastic ones. That said, I do love my big green plastic one. I've named her Fluttershy :3 And you can get big fancy complex glass ones with multiple cooling chambers and things like that, though I haven't tried one like that yet.
If a thread asks about what I'm thinking right now, isn't it supposed to be about the thread?
^
That's what I'm thinking right now.
Sometimes, I turn on some music, turn single track repeat on and hours pass by before I realize it. Then I realize that I've been listening to 35 seconds of looped video game music for hours on end, get unhappy and do nothing to fix it because it's so good.
Sleep deprivation creates miracles.
In Japanese class we would make inappropriate giggles this one lesson because
This is the best character: ❣
It looks like a heart-shaped exclamation mark. I think it is very cute.
I usually buy the cheapest supermarket's own-brand toilet paper, but while I was home for christmas my mother bought me lots of supplies to take back with me including some fancy Andrex paper, and when I got back to my own home I see my flatmate has bought some midrange not-cheap-but-not-fancy paper. I just had a jobby and scrumpled all three kinds of paper together to give my botty a sensual overload of contrasting textures. As I flushed the toilet I thought "I must tell dqn about this"
Often even those people who have no qualms about talking about sex, are squeamish about discussing shitting. I wonder why are they so repressed.
I think I'm at risk for alcoholism. And schizophrenia. But damn, there's nothing like whiskey to calm the nerves.
Gödel's incompleteness theorems are like being kicked in the balls.
Did I seriously just misspell "target" as "tergate"? I did as well. Oh goodness.
I am going outt for pizzz day with the family tomorow on NEW YEARS EVE! HAPPY NEW YEARS CHANNEL 4!!!
GOODBYE 2011, THE YEAR THAT COPYRIGHTS BULLIED HUMAN RIGHTS!
>>894
nice! I had pizza today (pepperoni) it was really good
ate it alone though :(
I guess it's weird that I'm going to eat pizza today as well.
It is my favorite food and I just had to have it today, even if I forgot that it was New Years and stuff.
Happy Mew Year, everynyan!
Pizzapizzapizza today.
ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR GUISE
I had meat feast pizza the other night and i put coleslaw and marshmallows on it, it was nice