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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 03:38

The saga continues from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745

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201 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6607 09:29

>>197
Whoopsies, I failed my tripcode there

>>198-200
I was delighted to read this story. Thank you!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 12:29

My school makes it ridiculously hard to print things. Apparently I have to buy a print card. But the dispenser won't take my money! I could buy one at the circulation desk... but they only take checks! Damn guys, I have to have this thing printed by 10 this morning... where else can I find a printer here?!

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 13:08

Why can't you present your work digitally?

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 17:09

>>196 i usually just make instant noodles in a cup with boiling water, but it seems i need to make these in a pan and i couldn't be arsed today, despite how excited i was to try them. I shall report back though.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 19:27

>>204 uh... are you talking about kimchi-flavored ramen? That stuff is pretty much only like actual kimchi in a very vague way. Sort of like how banana-flavored candy only "kind of" tastes like bananas at best.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 19:27

Is there even such a thing as too much Touhou? I've played it so much that every time I close my eyes I see danmaku and I'm still not sick of it.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 19:40

>>206
Perhaps not. But there is a such thing as talking way-too-fucking-much about Touhou, relating every little insignificant event and point of interest to it, spinning yours and others' conversation as if Touhou were the single governing law of the universe.

Holy fuck, do I hate that shit.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 22:09

>>205 awwwww. oh well i still tremble slightly with anticipation

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6608 22:57

and he said one word to me / and it was "dead"

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 06:13

You should stick whatever you hold in tours hands right now into your mouth.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 06:17

Browse DQN on a phone. Whenever its dictionary gets filled with captcha, buy a new one.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 07:37

Idea for a short story: A man wakes up to find himself being held captive in a doorless, windowless room. He is fed breakfast, lunch and dinner through a slot in the wall.

Embedded in the wall is a computer monitor, under which is a keyboard and mouse. The computer has internet access.

First he tries to call for help, e-mailing people he once knew, the police, etc. He is met with a mix of sympathy, disbelief and disdain. Eventually he is able to convince the police of the reality of his situation. However, his internet connection is well-hidden. Despite their best efforts, the police team of hackers cannot determine his location.

As the police try to find him, the man spends his time idly browsing the internet, watching videos, posting on DQN, playing browser MMORPGs, etc. Years pass and the police still cannot locate him.

I thought of two endings. First: He becomes accustomed to his internet lifestyle. When a door finally opens, he realizes he doesn't want to leave.

Second: He finally grows sick of the internet and breaks the monitor, keyboard and mouse in a fit of rage. Then the door opens and he is led to freedom.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 08:11

Here is the third one: enraged, he destroys his habitat, but his imprisonment is time limited. He spends the rest completely secluded, slowly losing his mind.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 14:40

>>212-213

Very interesting. I wouldn't mind reading it if you ever feel like writing it.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 14:59

I feel like there's no real point of "coming-of-age" for my generation. So we have young adults walking around not really feeling any different than they did as teenagers, or even pre-teens.

That's how I feel, at least.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 19:25

>>215
I agree. There are some guys who act all serious, but there are pre-teens like that. Everything is an act, but only a few people can truly realise and exploit it.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 21:12

>>215
For myself and the really quite intelligent people I knew as a teenager, there has been a very cynical resignation to society/popular culture/government's increasingly absurd microcosms, coupled with an internalization and projection of this unto others in an act of ersatz revenge against the unthinking populous.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 21:16

>>217
It doesn't even make sense.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 23:28

I searched for the phrase "fuck off every zig" and got no results. That makes me sad.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 14:56

They're pretty much all wankers, every one of them

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:10

I wish I knew who is the biggest wanker and the lesser wanker.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:27

I'm a big wanker. I wank all day. I wank five times on weekends, I wank three on weekdays. I wank anywhere with at least some privacy. However I won't wank RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
Unless you want me to do it.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 15:52

Steve Jobs didn't die of cancer. He died because so many people said negative things about his products online! You should all be ashamed of yourselves driving an innocent man to an early grave!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:00

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/844 was me. I don't even remember what I was so happy about at the time.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:14

I should stop wanking so much.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:54

If you stop wanking other people, you'll cut it way down.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 22:00

>>223 Nonsense! Clearly the cause of death was the shock of seeing the South Park episode HUMANCENTiPAD.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 00:09

>>224 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/882 was me, I was very happy.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 02:14

I can't remember if I've said this before but there should really be an anime adaptation of Dostoevsky's The Idiot. Myshkin is the perfect straight man protagonist and Rogozhin makes a great pretty lovable villain. Fangirls can write all sorts of slash fiction about the homoerotic tension between them. Nastassya is the "large-breasted woman with an attitude", and of course Aglaya is tsundere for the prince.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 07:41

>>229
No.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 10:15

I wish I were a cute girl.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:21

I talk a good game, but my study habits still haven't improved much.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 12:25

Shut the fuck up and listen to what people who are better than you have to say.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 14:30

I wish >>231 and I were cute girls and that we could drink tea together.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 16:52

I'm falling asleep..

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:06

I wish I was mighty sugoi anime

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:06

I'd sleep with >>235...

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:21

I wish I could understand what >>236 was trying to say.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 23:18

>>238, he wants to be a neat two dimensional asian girl, like any of us.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 16:18

Wake up with a splitting headache and ringing ears... okay... underwear is soaked with blood... okay... empty whisky bottle... right... shredded wrists and thighs... hmmm... front door standing open... ehhh... guitars lying in the hall... ah.... essay text from ex-girlfriend on phone... emmm...

Reverend D. Wayne Love wouldn't shake my hand! Fucking dick!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 17:15

This job is making me lose sleep. Not even sure why, it's pretty easy and my hours are short.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 20:37

I just started playing Monster Hunter and I keep finding myself putting more than 10 hours into it a day.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 21:14

>>242
I want to start playing Monster Hunter and want to put 10 hours a day into it but I keep finding myself playing SNES and arcade games instead.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 06:59

So, my roommate has now moved out. Feels awfully quiet here tonight.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 17:37

There's been a shitposter on 'Area lately and his posts are literally painful to read. Why must DQN be VIP and the other one... not so VIP?

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 19:38

It's so much fun posting on 'Area. Fucking bollocks to it, he-he-he.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:29

>>245
Don't worry about it, in my experience they tend to go back and forth. For now I've started posting on dqn instead but I'll probably go back to the area eventually.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 22:37

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://alt.org/nethack/wishes-c.html wishing for 1297

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 00:15

Performing the eyeroll hurts my eyes.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:23

My mind cannot even begin to comprehend dildos

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 11:19

You know what's super lame and not worth the investment? Babies. But people keep getting them anyway.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 12:15

>>251

better to just get a dog tbh.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 14:40

I was trying to study today, but a certain mental image kept bugging me. There was I, a middle-school nerd, standing with a basketball. People shouted, "Dunk it, man!" "Come on, throw a ball, DORK!" "DO IT!" "Look at that dumbo, HEEY I NEED SOME TIME TO THROW A BALL PROPERLY" "DUNK!!"
But I couldn't I was too scared of fucking it up and just stood there.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 17:05

Butterfly breeding is probably very complicated and difficult.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 17:57

Your mother dies a fiery death,
I saw it in a winter breath.
These things CAN be;
Drink deep my tea!
I should smoke meth.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:25

That person who keeps bumping terrible threads is making me feel rather vexed. I hope they don't make a habit of it.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 05:28

DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 07:45

>>252
Seriously. Retarded baby = lifelong misery. Retarded dog = lol.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 14:59

Thinks seen by dokyuns on google before entering the ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE:

DQN - Wikipedia
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/DQN - Translate this page
DQN（ドキュン）とは、日本で使われるインターネットスラング・蔑称の一つである。ヤンキー（不良）など、粗暴そうな風貌をしている者や実際に粗暴な者、また非常識で知識や ...
中二病 - 厨房 (ネット用語) - 河合塾 - 悪魔ちゃん命名騒動

Teaching English abroad in Japan: DQN - Japanese slang and ...
www.julieinjapan.com/.../dqn-japanese-slang-and-weird-baby-names...
23 Feb 2010 – Anyway, DQN started because there used to be a Japanese TV program called "Mokugeki Dokyun", about crazy people. Soon, Dokyun started ...

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 18:48

I was about to post a semi-thought provoking comment here but then I realised how pretentious it sounded.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6615 22:33

>>260 go for it, I promise I will spend time thinking about it, its underlying messages, double meanings, connotations etc.

And since you're posting anonymously I don't have any prejudice. Post your perhaps-pretentious ponderings with pride and enthusiasm. Sometimes pretentious can be pleasant!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 14:07

I've lost control of my life.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 16:33

>>261
I wish I could, but I've forgotten what it was. It definitely involved the word "neurotypical".

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 20:02

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265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 21:07

Comin' at ya what you going to do!?

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 00:15

tomorrow is going to be so beautiful, i'm so lucky. it seems too good to be true.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 04:04

Depressed because I preordered a figure, but now I can't afford it. It's a really nice one, too...

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 04:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXe9tWZfTL8#t=7m24s

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 06:12

>>267
Could you link to it please? I promise that I won't order it to mock you.

Personally, I came across some beautiful figures of Touhou characters, but I had to remind myself that I can't afford to waste a few thousand yens.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 10:06

Dear Espeon:

Sorry about not posting your fan-fiction last week. It grew well beyond a sketch and would have upset a lot of people in this thread if I had posted it here. As I'm not sure it could ever be pared down sufficiently and still retain its filthy integrity, I'll just give you a summary:

You sparked a nuclear war through your role in the accidental erotic asphyxiation death of Kim Jong-un.

--Your biggest fan.

271 Name: Espeon!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6617 14:21

This is very inspiring, >>270! I appreciate your work.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 16:47

272 is a pretty nice number.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 17:11

273 minus 77 equals Espeon's number in pokédex.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 00:10

My date today went so well that when she got home her sister and mother were hugging her saying she should move back home with me and marry me. Should i be incredibly pleased with myself or a little nervous?

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 09:25

>>274
What the fuck is going on here? We need details. Make them up or whatever.

So what happened? She immediately told her family all about the date the second you walked back in the door? If so, why were you there for this? Were you just standing there awkwardly the whole time or did you learn about this later?

Are you both older? As in, would they like her to move out ASAP? Is your culture the marrying type? (Jew/Mormon)

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 11:05

>>275
They could be Japanese, 0037-san.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 12:02

>>275 well I've only met her a few times, because we live 300 miles apart, but ever since the first time we met we've stayed in touch every day talking on bebo etc. That was actually only the 4th time I've met her, and our first actual date. This is because she lives maybe 40 miles from my hometown but I moved away to go to university. Anyways, leading up to it she said I should draw her a picture and she knitted me a little teddy. I put a lot more effort into the picture than I normally do, even my paid commissions, and it included just various things about us and things we've said and things that have happened between us, and >>274 LOVES [her name] FOREVER XXXX

The date was like a fairytale, the only thing that would have made it better is if we weren't in a shithole town haha. I bought her lunch then we walked through the park then wandered round the cemetery. Then we got on our separate buses back home. When I got back we were chatting on facebook and said they were asking her about it, and they saw the picture and were so happy for her, saying she should chase me. But chasing implies I'm running away and I'm certainly not.

I'm just a bit older than her, she's of legal age to get married but she wouldn't be able to celebrate with a drink. But we've talked a long time about our inevitable wedding and honeymoon. Nothing would make me happier than being with her, I'm just nervous about the distance (I can't move back because I run a business in my city and I think she wants to stay in the country) and also that she still has the best few years of her life coming up whereas I'm almost at the end of mine, I hope I don't get in the way

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 15:40

>>277
That's shockingly vanilla. I was hoping we'd hear all about courting rituals in the Tuvan-American community or something cool.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:11

おげんきですか。

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:30

>>279 needs to learn more kanji.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 16:47

I hate living downtown, it's so fucking noisy!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 23:33

>>280 I only began learning Kanji this week!

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 00:56

>>278 I'm too nervous to go into more detail

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 07:26

I am 31 and I still play DND. I don't want to, but my friends keep showing up at my house and expecting to play. It's starting to get awkward now that some of them have kids. What's going to happen when those kids are old enough to realize that we are lame fucks?

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 07:31

OH wait, all kids think their parents are lame. Ours will just have scientific proof.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 13:54

Damn, I'm so lazy. Everything bores me. Having taught myself philosophy and esoteric maths after dropping out of school at the absurd age of fifteen, the universe of six years later seems so desperately dull... Nothing challenges me. So I exercise, learn and create for a bit out of distraction until, offended by routine, lethargy strikes and I am back to either sleeping or masturbating copiously.

Such is the like of a hikikomori, I suppose.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 14:37

>>286 death is exciting

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 14:55

I wish my body would recover from cumming faster so I could do it more often.

vc: repetion

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 20:02

Why does orgasm feel like a missing gear? Where is my sperm? Oh god, this is so depressing that it makes me want to masturbate again.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 20:08

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I just received an accordion, a TV, an iMac and a fiancé! Only in Saitama!

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 21:36

>>290 congrats, I guess.

The "I guess" is only for the accordion, by the way.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 23:15

Is she a robotic catgirl?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 23:44

>>291, why ?

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 07:56

Oh man, I am fucked up... I keep seeing things... like... in the distance... They move with me or something so they are always ahead of me. God damn... Are you supposed to hallucinate on marijuana?

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 11:04

>>294
The best weed I ever smoked made the world go 2D. Yeah, it can do that. You're probably not awake anymore. If you are, what else did you take?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 13:07

>>295
I had a salvia trip which did that. Everything became a volume-less cutout that rotated with the angle you looked at it, so it was impossible to see "behind".

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 15:03

Last time I had salvia my bedroom turned into Spring Yard Zone from Sonic 1, and my friend turned into a Yadorin badnik so I rolled into him.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 17:20

You should be isolated from the rest of society.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 17:31

You should be isolated from the rest of society.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 18:05

This is my second 300 GET in the space of two days. How exciting!

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