[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#4] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 03:38

The saga continues from http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745

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701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 14:09

I want to learn japanese but I feel like I'm too stupid and too lazy.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 15:36

>>701
You aren't. Don't feel, think!

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 17:02

>>702
What the... what the hell?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 18:14

Too many nurds in the liberry.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6666 21:33

You skuashed and punchshed nurds?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 03:29

Hahaha. I shouldn't have read my girlfriend's chat logs. Now I'm all incensed and irritated over some seemingly innocuous, trivial conversation she had with some guy while staying at my house. She seemed really excited that they shared interest in a few stupid shows and animes. Hahahahahaha.

FUCK

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 03:55

"Am I gay, mom?"
"Yes. Yes, you are, son."

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 07:39

mucus in my mouth, on my teeth, on my lips. Why do I wake up to this?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 11:43

点 kinda looks like a hammer on an anvil.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6667 13:40

Evidently this town has a tourism commission and I have no idea why. From the transcript of the latest city council meeting:

>It turns out the only reason people visit this shit town is its proximity to the air force base. Can we build another one? No? OK. Well, on our four month fact-finding trip to places that actually attract tourists, we discovered that they all have one thing in common: nice weather. We've devised a plan to ship the entire town to Long Beach, reassemble it on enormous pontoons, and then tow it 1,600 miles to the southwest. If we purchased every boat on craigslist at the moment... What? No, I'm totally taking my medication, Mr. Mayor. You don't need to call security, I'll leave...

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 03:21

I feel incredibly depressed. For no reason. I hate this. I'd go to YouTube and look at some cats or whatever but I can't be bothered. I'm not tired and it's 4. I don't feel like doing anything.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 07:31

>>711
Everything is pretty much meaningless. If tomorrow humankind ceased to exist, it would make no difference.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 12:39

>>712

Except for the fact that it would make a difference to us. I don't know about you, but the teenage angst stuff gets old past 13.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 14:24

Parents 'subtly' pressuring me to go on to do honours at university, despite the fact that it's rapidly becoming deprecated and pursuing an honours in modern history is hardly likely to make me any more employable at the end. Not only that, but I bullshitted up some proposal just because I was being pressured and would hate to actually study it.

More infuriating is the fact that the first thing my parents did upon finding out that I'd received some mail from the history department informing me that I was likely eligible for honours was to ring up all the family friends and say "He's eligible! He's eligible he's an honours kid!". Goddamnit guys way to try and force a decision.

Whining like this is hardly conducive to getting shit done so yeah. LJ bullshit out.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 15:58

>>713

Would obviously make a difference to any of us, objectively speaking, but I don't see how I would care much. Blunted affect, unfortunately, never gets old.

I'm quite sure that >>712san was just being witty though.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 16:52

"Optimists are retards"

I agree.

>>713
Calm down there, you butthole, you.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 17:24

Oh look, everything's fine today. Possibly. Apart from this gigantic Dungeon Defenders update when I was just going to play it. Steam totally ruined my day and it only just started.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 21:45

Dear MTV:

Was that episode of Beavis and Butthead with the rat written just for me?

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 21:52

I am unaccountably happy today.

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 23:14

Sariel brutally optimizes.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6668 23:57

>>713
No, it wouldn't. Unless you paradoxically survived.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 01:06

Bloodline Champions kept asking me to install XNA 3.1. So I did. And it kept asking, until I got tired of it and uninstalled. A shame really, the game looked cool.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 15:49

i like the smell of my willy after sex.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 15:51

I fail at watching anime.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6669 16:27

>>723
Me too :o

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 02:43

You know what I think, Punpun?

There's a loneliness that's part of living as a human being, that you can never get rid of.

If, no matter how much you seek or hurt each other, they can never find full understanding with one another, then what are they supposed to believe in, you know?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 11:33

>>724
So do I. Everytime I start watching a new series I just watch a few episodes and forget about it.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 13:50

Fancy Lala was the best mahou shoujo ever.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 15:13

I have the two biggest retards in the world sitting in front of me. I wish I could punch their teeth in.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6670 18:58

>>727
Me too! Although my OCD kicks in if I remember I haven't watched a series completely...

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 00:58

i usually watch an episode of an anime with a meal, just now i'm up to series two episode 16 of school rumble... i liked series 1 but series 2 has felt like it's treading water a bit for a while, though it's picking up again. Some of the newer characters are pretty annoying I'm looking forward to the end, I hope they don't just milk it more.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 07:27

Had to break into my own house just now.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 11:25

want to watch anime with all my kawaii tomodachiz an' ting

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 15:43

>>732 I absent-mindedly looked for a "like" button for your post there.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 23:12

(☞゚O゚)☞ wow! what a clever emoticon I found!

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6671 23:26

Ashura is pretty.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 10:36

My name is ( ˃ ヮ˂) and I am DQN

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 12:09

i am gill scott-heron. i ahev a white beard and i study blues. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and do a spoken word performance

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 12:47

I find it hard not only to meet new people afk, but to move on to new boards or forums.

My disgust of humankind reached the new height.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 13:41

>>739
Indeed.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 14:02

>>738
I wish he'd come perform in my kitchen.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 17:25

...naked

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6672 22:51

>>739
Please don't move on to other boards. For all I know it's just you and I here!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 00:53

I feel uninspired. And tired.
Let's try our best.

Ganbatte dokyuns!!

745 Name: ( ゚ ゚) : 1993-09-6673 02:05

* ENERGY BEAMER *

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 09:01

I feel fear for some irrational reason. I cannot understand why when I am in a sealed room, alone.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 09:23

I am a beast of nature and logic.
I pick fish out of water with my beak.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 10:09

>>739

can i have the old height if youre done with it

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 13:04

I used to read a lot of fanfiction, and whenever I am curious about a new series/manga/whatever one of the first things I do is to look for fanfiction about it. But in the last few years I am seeing less and less decent, readable fanfiction and more and more instances of what I can only describe of some poor soul opening a vein and spraying pure, distilled autism all over the screen. It is proactively and hostilely acutely unpleasant to read. "Ghastly" is not too strong a word. It's already been enough to turn me off several promising series, and sometimes I ponder giving up on amateur fiction altogether.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 19:57

My mother wants a specific book for Christmas. It's about local history, so not mass-produced and not on Amazon or any online retailer for that matter. OK. Find the publisher. It's in Quebec and that's really far away from HERE. Weird but whatever. Can you order online? NO. You can e-mail them through a form, though. OK. I e-mail them and expect to get a form I can print out and remit with payment. Weeks pass. Nothing. Today I get the book itself in the mail. I never paid them.

This business model terrifies and confuses me...

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 01:04

>>750
You'd be surprised what you can get for free with an interest in local-ish history. There are lots of old men that care more for telling stories than getting money.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 04:05

Lately I keep overhearing people talk shit about me behind my back. At least, talking shit about people whose descriptions sound way too similar to mine for me to write it off as a coincidence.

Maybe I'm just getting paranoid, but it's pissing me off.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 04:52

>>752
We're watching you, scum.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 08:56

You know that one guy who posts sometimes here on DQN and is really paranoid? For example, he posted in the post your current thought thread just recently. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Anyway, he smells.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 07:07

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756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 20:09

>>755

> adetrh
> heartd
> tharde
> detahr
> redhat

Did I find them all?
Do I win a prize?

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 23:03

>>756, you missed

> theard

Good game though, thank you for participating.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 04:28

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759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 17:53

Earlier today I was looking at the digital time display in a car and I noticed that 17:07 upside down looks like "LOLI". I almost chuckled.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 00:50

Various side effects may include: nausea, dizziness, visual disturbances, decreased sexual function, a distinct urge to belt out Guile's Theme in a shaky alto while showering, inability to stay seated, intense introspection, sensitivity to light, and a sense of peace and unity with the world.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 11:45

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 13:43

Excerpts from observations of my housemate's diet, week 171:

  • 12 microwavable white castle burgers and warm Pabst Genuine Draft
  • corn sandwich (canned corn, mayonnaise, bread)
  • sauerkraut sandwich (see above, less corn)

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 13:57

>>762
ew, what.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 17:57

>>762 wow a sweetcorn and mayonnaise sandwich sounds awesome!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 21:07

( ゚ -゚) Not wearing strawberry earmuffs, pink mittens, and red-white knee-high socks.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6677 23:37

>>762 now how are you collecting these data? surreptitious observance? ingredient counting? active request?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 00:01

What's peculiar is that you equate mallard taste in entertainment, and potential derision from birds who do not share the same seed, with the systematic poaching of avians based on the nest into which they were born. No one has ever been denied feathers, wings, talons, or even a beak due to their fondness for these eggs, while people at this moment suffer from this and more merely because of the color of their plumage, including in societies that have claimed to banish this boogieman. this boogie, boogie, boogie boogiema~an. He'll trade you dimes for nickles, tell you elephants are pickles, that boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie man.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 01:04

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 01:39

why do so many girls want to lick my bumhole?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 14:06

Nil faciet longi mensura incognita nervi.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 15:31

Timeo libri rex aguitur, that sentence is incorrect, but it's what I found to be the most… fitting.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 15:53

Though I've stood here before, surrounded by kooks,
It is my Destiny to the the King of Books.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 18:19

Every time I write something a little thoughtful in the novel thread some shitposter comes along and fucks the story up entirely.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 19:06

The same happens for every of us, >>773. You just have to cope with it for a little while.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 23:51

>>773
But that's kind of why I like that thread.

Am I a bad person?

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 01:15

Self-loathing is back in style.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 01:28

I just told a girl i want her to menstruate all over my body and bed and carpet and she giggled and said that's hot, YISSSSS

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 02:42

my captcha is "shitt" like my post

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 17:37

>>778
This isn't the captcha thread, shosh your mouth.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 22:20

>>779
But it was brain that was doing the talking, as per this thread's theme!

On a side note my verification is "shat", the past participle of "shit."

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 23:59

Ramooooonaaaa
Ramoooooonaaaaaa
Aaah

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 03:19

shitposter more like shiprosett

more like shiptoaster, hisspotter pisshoster

ross hospital in: legend of the death ship

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 04:21

shitpoast
shitproast
shitroast
shitcoast
shithost

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 07:21

poop

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 09:26

meat roast

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 14:20

Sheep mansion. A mansion for sheep.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 14:57

>>782 i liked that post

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 20:44

My tongue doesn't taste like anything

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 22:15

If I make an entertaining shitpost, am I shitposting or not?

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 22:17

>>789
Yes.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 23:04

Hi, I'm Hank Spam and I sell shitposts and shitpost accessories.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 23:11

Melba toasts.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 00:06

I like eggs~

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 01:53

I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going to some place
where I've never been before.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 04:21

http://postimage.org/image/9lw0420cb/

is this not such a perfect poetic life-affirming image /dqn/

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 06:01

>>792
thats my grandma's name. She really likes peach melbas.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 08:20

>>794
Goin up country by canned heat, right? I only know that because it was used in a Halo video.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 11:27

>>793
http://iloveegg.co.kr/eng_index.htm#
Click "English" under song.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 15:30

Sometimes I stop by to check DQN mid masturbation.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6682 18:40

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