>>600
Chewing eight pieces of chewing gum at the same time is so last year. Get on with the times old man.
囧 looks kinda like a floppy disk.
>>596
If the Japanese can steal our words and mess around with them, we can do the same with theirs.
>>605 the true crime is that there has always been a perfectly serviceable English word for this.
>>607
Which word? Dickgirl?
I think futanari specifically defines animated/drawn in the Japanese style and there's usually some (weak) story. Dickgirl is just girl with dick. It's kind of like people who argue about the definition/use of the term "anime."
GO TEAM DICKGIRL
>>609 That was informative and entertaining, and on a tangent I watched the first episode of Card Captor Sakura and it was good and I liked it so I will watch it often.
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I was going to make a wall decoration that would be a monument to catching 14 rats. I was going to get a stuffed rat and put it in a trap and hang it on the wall. It was just going to be a weird little joke.
In doing this, I discovered a line of stuffed toys by a company called Kosen. They're highly realistic. OH yeah, and they're $70. What the fuck kind of market is there for such a toy?
I was thinking about it and if you took a picture of your kids with this toy just sitting in the background, the photo processor might see it and be convinced that your child lived in a rat infested house and call the authorities. They're that good...
>>614
Why are you so obsessed with rat murder?
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Oh god, is the lava supposed to do that? How in the hell did it jump out of that hole and engulf the entire island? WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE?!
>>617
Are you playing a game or did you make a poor real estate decision?
Just a gosh darned second, Onii-chan!
>>614
When you said $70, I was actually ready to buy one. I'm one of those guys willing to spend $70 on good stuff. I'm slowly but surely getting a collection of various plushies.
Sadly, all of the good animals are quite a bit more than $70. That $214 turtle looks rather pretty, so does the $152 crocodile. That $430 limited edition anteater will make me jealous forever. But I can't say that I have that kind of money sitting around.
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>>620
You seem to know too much about this...
I'm not going to destroy a high-end collectible toy for the sake of an inside joke. With that in mind, what do you know of competing brands, knock-offs, and counterfeits?
I was going to mock the other recent posters in this thread until I looked at Kosen's web page. It leaves me strangely wistful for a childhood I never had, stuffed rats and all. ( o_o)
I just finished infamous for the second time, went the evil route this time. The game's fun, but the story is so disappointing and the dialogue makes me cringe. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, the dialogue only changes a little and everything is pretty much the same, even the ending.
And you can't skip the credits, fuck you sucker punch i've already read them all
My current thoughts are on my own stuffed animal. My only plushie or furry thing was a goddamn panda and I have to say that it looked much better than any of these pandas on the Kosen website, they look really awkward. I loved it with all my heart, since it was the only stuffed toy I ever had. Allergic children have it so rough huggable-toys-wise.
I remember my mom put it in a special bag which was used in combination with the vacuum cleaner in order to vacuum seal and or clean stuff. At least that's what I was told, who knows what sick designs were behind her actions.
I still kind of have a strange desire for really big, fluffy, huggable things. It's like I never had enough huggable things in my life. I should be content with what I got, but when I see really big stuffed toys I feel this urge to hold them.
>>624
えんぜるになりたい
花になりたい
From what I can understand, it says:
"I would like to become an angel
I would like to become a flower"
Also, that handwriting is lovely.
>>622
I don't really know that much about it (being a more recent hobby of mine), but unsurprisingly, all collectibles cost actual money. Kosen is pretty much the most expensive place that I know of (but it's at least partly justifiable through quality).
Homemade stuff from Etsy & other marketplace sites can be really good for the prices but will probably still exceed your budget. Decent stuff starts at $30 shipped.
There's two basic rules that I've seen to avoid crap. First, only buy stuff with 1 in stock/with "group photos" including everything made (the "what you see is what you get" rule). Second, avoid buying stuff that doesn't show off the entire creation because the people that know what they're doing know that people that know what they're buying want to see the entire thing.
As for knockoffs/counterfeits, eBay is as usual 50% counterfeit, 20% big sellers selling above full price to suckers that get in a bidding war, 20% real but used and 10% scammers. Fakes vary in quality far too much to say anything conclusive about them; there's stuff that'll randomly fall apart and there's things that look perfectly the same and feel arguably better than the originals.
And of course, everyone has seen and knows of the standard $5 unlabeled crap from China. Toy stores and souvenir shops always have some around. Generally far from lifelike, but really the only sane option for destruction.
>>628
Thank you for showing me Etsy. There are a bunch of amazing things that may bankrupt me immediately.
> ...his little innards are needle-felted by hand out of 100% wool. He comes pinned into his wooden 8 x 10 inch frame, but he is not glued down, so you can take him out and cuddle him if you wish...
Is this you Ratman?
That /jp/ thread with three DQN in it was fun.
Wow, just think, the entire board was there!
ｌ ＡＭ ＳＯ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＵＬＬ ＯＦ ＨＡＴＥ
i love /z/ right now <3
My stools have been bloody for the past week. I should probably see a doctor but it's a pain in a language I don't speak and also embarrassing and time consuming.
>>631
I'd never keep a rat as a pet now. I did have one as kid, though. It rode around on my shoulder, systematically destroyed every toy I gave it, and only lived about 2 years. A fine pet for a disturbed child. Would recommend, A++++.
>>636
Run "bloody stools" through google translate 3-4 times, see what happens.
What the fuck is /z/. WHat the fuck DQN is doing on forcharn
Reply.
http://sovietrussia [dot] org/z/
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brain shits cuz sleepin is lame I war Girlfriend dresses a touhou I 1cc Touhou Youyoumu Hard
No! They lied!
It is not it.
I want to rub my penis on that miko's armpit. I wouldn't stop until I cummed on both.
>>642
not are you a necrophiliac you are a pedophile necrophiliac
The only motivation that I have for learning Japanese would be to insult people in both Japanese and English.
I don't understand how or why in movies people say "let's see each other tomorrow" and leave without specifying a time or place, then somehow magically meet up anyway.
Sometimes I wonder if my fears are an adverse-reaction caused by my low self-esteem in relation to my desires.
Captcha: cow
All of these black friday deals are "minimum 1 per store." It's faith-based shopping.
Believe what you wish dear >>649, but this dokyun's captcha was indeed cow. And now it's gri, was yours gri after you posted with cow?
>>650
No, mine's muze now. But I'm pretty sure I had gri the other day.
What's going on with DQN? On the one day it's full of artists, on the other musicians hang out here, on the third some nerds wrestle each other in maths. Drug addicts are replaced with drug critics.
When I die and go to hell, it's going to be an endless road trip with my parents.
lips irritating me.
I've been posting on a certain imageboard with a name lately and I occasionally attach an image. Strangely enough, no one impersonates me, and I get more hate for using a name than the posters that use a tripcode.
>>657
Teach me to succeed in various fields of study, please.
>>657
Me too.
>>658
I think philosophy helped greatly in my acceptance of various types of creative expression, if for no other reason than that it imparted a greater habit of universal contemplation. What could exist, why, and all its infinite permutations. Every aspect of human advancement simply draws from alternate interpretations of the world we see. A tree's dense wooden rivulets of bark inspire the artist to explore its flowing forms by imagery, while the scientist seeks ratiocination. Maybe it acted as the bridge between the two extremes of mathematical and artistic/theatric thought.
But it's also important to believe you can, without a doubt, achieve competence in whatever you set out to study. Don't be full of yourself. Trust logic and the most obvious answer. If you recall a paragraph about say, surface integration, to the point where you could recreate some equation, apply it and explain its meaning, chances are that you most likely understood what you'd just read. Sadly enough, a lot of people are hindered by nothing but some constant, irrational fear of failure, regardless of the topic at hand. If the piece fits, however, then it's the correct one.
Obvious methods to improve skills requiring intricate dexterity would be finger tapping, drumming, pen twirling. Typing does help keep joints straight while impacting the tips of your fingers, yet this is only a small part of any dexterous activity. Practice hand-eye co-ordination. If sketching, don't be afraid to make large sweeps or repetitive strokes.
I hope this helps somewhat.
oh god im in so much pain every part of my body is broken and numb
>>661
When I was younger, I played Starcraft a lot. One night I actually had a dream in which all that happened was that I played Starcraft. I remember it was a desert themed map, with compound buildings in a circle around the edge and a huge plateau in the centre. I was playing as Terran. Nothing unusual or out of the ordinary happened; it was just an average game of Starcraft.
Last night I dreamed about Minecraft, and it was not for the first time. I've also had a handful of Touhou dreams, but not nearly as many as I would like. Touhou dreams are the best dreams.
>>662
I understand how you feel. I used to dream about playing Quake. I'd just play "online" in my head. Nothing extraordinary about it. I started to go a wee bit crazy since the dreams were too realistic and normal, and I began to think I was actually playing online matches while I slept. Fortunately I knew a few regular players and asked them if I had been on, but they assured me I hadn't and suggested I stop playing for a while. I did just that and became sane again.
Every time I confide in someone I end up regretting it. So fucking sick of being betrayed.
I'm glad that I never confide anything in anybody.
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In my recent dreams I dote up a cat. I mean my khajiit character from Skyrim video game.
I'm still disappointed that a champagne bucket is used to chill champagne and not to drink champagne from...
I keep having dreams that I need to use the bathroom, but the only place to go is an absolutely disgusting hideous public bathroom. The public bathroom is different each time, but it is always disgusting.
Other times I dream that I am playing Megaman X9, and X9 resembles SNES Megaman games. When I am playing, I am unstoppable, and people are admiring my skills.
There's a button which, if you press it, you get 10,000 dollars! However, first you are sent into a dimension of nothingness, where you will be stuck for 500,000,000 years with nothing but your thoughts to keep you company. After this hellish existence, you will be transported back to the moment you pressed the button, with all your memories erased. Would you press it?
Such is the topic of this manga. Unfortunately I haven't been able to find an English translation of it.
http://umashika-news.jp/archives/51950055.html
As one commenter so adroitly puts it, "こんなDQNじゃ五億年でも宇宙理解できないだろｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ " (these DQNs wouldn't be able to understand the meaning of space even with 500,000,000 years lololol)
>>670
500 billion years alone with my thoughts? That's worth far more than any amount of money!
>>670
Sounds more like the main point of the button would be the tine you spend alone rather than the money. Can you commit suicide in the nothingness somehow?
Wait, you instantly forget your time in the 500M years of nothingness? Then there are no consequences at all, basically. Unfortunately, I'd rather have all that time and memories of it. It's too bad you can't bring a book (or all books ever printed in every language, given the time frame).
Also, you need only press the button 28 times to exist longer than the universe. Awesome.
I love the idea of this manga. But unlike a depicted person, I'd spend my time filling that space with my cum.
>>670
My memories of that time will be erased? Fuck that shit! I want to keep track of the entire time and keep that information as data!
I'll probably go insane from being alone for so long, but I want to experience that and I want to know just how much of that my piece of shit mind can take.
Just thinking about it makes me hard.
No, you can't commit suicide. The question isn't just about whether or not you would press it, but also if 500 million years of existence has any meaning if nobody remembers it.
Spoilers: The guy goes insane at first, but eventually starts scratching equations and shit into the floor and apparently reaches complete understanding of the universe. But of course, as soon as he reaches enlightenment he's transported back to Earth and has no memory, so he's all "Cool, nothing happened! Let's press it again..."
>Just thinking about it makes me hard.
I just want to make sure this is perfectly clear: you get sexually aroused at the prospect of being locked up in a realm of absolute nothingness and being mentally tortured.
Additionally, why 'piece of shit' mind?
I wonder how existentialism would pan out, knowing that those 500-millions years will essentially be worthless if you couldn't recall them in order to make any contribution to the external world.
Provided in that 500M years there is no way to kill yourself, and that you won't remember what happened and that you come back the instant you pressed the button... Whats the point of NOT pressing the button?
I wouldn't press it. The idea of losing my memories frightens me.
Exactly. The 500M years of solitude is the selling point and I'd want to remember it. On the other hand, would you remember much of anything of your life given a 500M year break from it? Might you forget all of your relatives and go completely insane (and then sane again, and then insane for millions of years at a time). Chances are you'd return from 500M of nothingness an absolutely destroyed wreck of a creature...
If you remembered 500M of nothingness, it might in fact be the most comfortable place for you and you'd just instantly return there, the world of things being too much for you. You'd end up being the ultimate hikikomori.
Damn it. I hate these alternating periods of stunning genius and self-loathing destruction. I have to know everything and yet I am obsessed with archaic pleasures and the base passions of human emotion. It does comfort me to find solace in the recollection of great minds whose lives mine reflect, eg. Poe, Schroedinger, Russell and the like. But they are much more refined than perhaps I shall ever be, which makes my case seem all the more hopeless...
At first I was going to describe my experience with untreated anxiety disorder, but screw it. I used to feel like >>685. However, nowadays I usually just start looking for some random drawn porn as soon as I feel a [possibly] brilliant idea coming up. Or, well, when I think about my life and easy ways to fix it. They are really easy, but yet impossible for me. I better touch my junk some more instead.
I often remember this: ttp://youtu.be/DzmpKbqEijE
>>686 here. Wankell engine is up and running for 8 hours. Came about three times already. I wish I could put all that wasted time and energy into something productive. ...something to project my vivid imagination into the external world.
I think the best reason to learn a foreign language these days is so that you can sound confused when airport security attempts to explain to you that you are smoking in a non-smoking area.
tokiko the BEST touhou
surely of the ones i know
Just thinking about how I may be making some pretty stupid decisions in regards to someone I know.
I need to die.
>>686
You are me. I've been working on a game for the better part of 3 months. And by working, I mean that I have something that displays an empty window and some stupidly bad programmer art (just some MS paint shapes). I know how to make all of this stuff but I can't be bothered. I want to make all of this stuff but I can't be bothered making all of this stuff. It's that feel you can't describe.
Professional game designer here.
It'll get easier once you get used to C+ and you finish the ABU. Try to amp your GPU's line, you'll see what I mean.
Have FAITH.
Today is 6666 day!
>>695
You're right! I hadn't noticed. How should we celebrate this auspicious occasion?
yawn
ゲーイセックス
Happy Satanday
