I was going to make a wall decoration that would be a monument to catching 14 rats. I was going to get a stuffed rat and put it in a trap and hang it on the wall. It was just going to be a weird little joke.

In doing this, I discovered a line of stuffed toys by a company called Kosen. They're highly realistic. OH yeah, and they're $70. What the fuck kind of market is there for such a toy?

I was thinking about it and if you took a picture of your kids with this toy just sitting in the background, the photo processor might see it and be convinced that your child lived in a rat infested house and call the authorities. They're that good...