Damn, I'm so lazy. Everything bores me. Having taught myself philosophy and esoteric maths after dropping out of school at the absurd age of fifteen, the universe of six years later seems so desperately dull... Nothing challenges me. So I exercise, learn and create for a bit out of distraction until, offended by routine, lethargy strikes and I am back to either sleeping or masturbating copiously.
Such is the like of a hikikomori, I suppose.