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550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 12:20

Once upon a time there was a little girlc I mean boy because there are no girls on the Internet, children. Everyone knows that. Stop crying, Ashley! Fuck, see what I mean, children? Girls ruin keyboards with their crying or whatever that was. That's why they aren't allowed on the Internet after 9PM anymore. Also because they install fake antivirus software that's a bitch to get rid of. OH yeah, and why are all your friends on Facebook 26 year-old guys, Ashley? Youfre deleting your account tomorrow because thatfs fucking creepyc

But anyway, once upon a time there was a little boy named Espeon who was on the Internet in the forest. Or some shit. Hell, I don't know. This is my night off and I've been drinking. Don't tell the cops that because they'll probably be here again tomorrow because of what I did to the neighbor's car. Yeah, well fuck them! They know better than to park on my side of the driveway!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 12:21

Like I was saying, once upon a time there a little boy on the Internet named Espeon and he kept writing threatening statements about the President forums for some faggoty anime-themed M-P-O-R-Nc. er, M-M-P-O-R-G and these scary guys from the Secret Service showed up in SUVs and suits and woke him up at one in the afternoon on a day he had to work the graveyard shift. Yeah, shut the fuck up both of you! And YES you both are too old for bed time stories especially at four ofclock in the morning but this is serious fucking business! Those guys took my computer and there were lots of naughty pictures of your mom and I on it and I am fucking pissed!

I donft care what daddy says about Obama at home, Espeon! You donft repeat it on the fucking Internet!

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