Anime is complex with well-developed characters. Only subbed anime, though.
>>635
Giving up TV is the best thing I have ever done. Of course I still like one or two shows, but I can just download those.
You can't spell "sleep deprivation" without D-E-R-P.
I noticed that at some point in the past, the episode of Sazae-san and the day of Eternal September matched. Every Sunday Sazae-san airs 3 mini episodes, and the next one (episodes 6441 to 6443) will be in 4 days:
6760 - x = 6441 - (3/7)x
319 = (4/7)x
x = 558.25
So on September 6201, Sazae-san episode 6201 aired. What an auspicious day in history!
(Actually, according to my haphazard calculations September 6201 was actually a Monday, so episodes 6201-6203 would have actually aired on September 6200. But whatever, that's close enough for me.)
To celebrate this discovery I went back to September 6201 to find some of the most DQN-quality posts of the day.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1282481800/11
...yeah, that's all I found. it seemed to be a pretty slow time in DQN history.
Also, it's surprisingly difficult to find information about the episode count of Sazae-san. There's no handy episode list on Wikipedia, though there is a group dedicated to the study of figuring out what Sazae-san will choose in the weekly "Rock, Paper, Scissors" game. I was able to finally find the episode count in a thread on 2-ch.
So yeah.
Comic Sans is the bane of my existance. Actually, no, it isn't; I just really don't like seeing it.
>>643 Hehe yesterday I wrote a complaint to my local councillor because the newsletter about local goings on and what he's been doing about people's issues was in Comic Sans. "How can I have confidence in someone who thinks this is an acceptable font to use in this context? If you want to appear informal and approachable, there are more professional ways of going about it"
I just had a shower, and did a shoulder stand under the shower head and put my girlfriend's dildo up my butt and jizzed on my face and in my mouth
Breakin' boundaries every day!
I now have over 300 images of my ``waifu" saved to my computer--317, to be precise. For an unnamed character, she sure has a lot of great fanart made!
>>643
The science behind why everyone hates comic sans:
http://www.kadavy.net/blog/posts/why-you-hate-comic-sans/
There's nothing I love more than scholarly treatments of non-scholarly subjects. By the way, I liked that Family Guy piece someone posted earlier.
>>649
I find the hypocrisy of many of the commenters on that post hilarious. "Man," the Comic Sans Defence League cry, "don't you have anything better to do with your time than to pick on a cute innocent font like the utter killjoy you graphic design geeks are?"
It baffles me that they never reflect on what that says about what these commenters are spending their time on. Who is the worse fool, the fool who posts a worthless text or the fool who reads and comments on it?
A gentle, wistful sadness, evoked by the slow passing of things...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
I spend a year and a half lovingly getting that project off its feet, and now that I've quit I'm yesterdays trash. Jesus Christ, when did hobbies turn into bloodsport?
I never know how to say things. I always come off as obnoxious or pretentious when I really don't mean to. So then I try to avoid that and I come off as pathetic and self-loathing with all my "I-It's okay if you don't want to..."-style qualifying.
I wish I could just type and talk confidently in a friendly manner.
Tomorrow, I'll definitely get there tomorrow...
>>650
It reminds me of the age-old offensive adage: "Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
>>653
I know you're a great person. You don't need to feel bad about anything. Also, suffixing self-defeating retractions like that isn't necessary at all. Most of the time it ends up turning people off to your ideas, as it makes you appear weak and unsure.
Turns out that "sapient" is an anagram of "panties".
a dqn wants me dead. what the hell. i always saw you guys as family ;_;
OK. enough crying for now .
>>659
Don't worry. It's a dokyun. He might try to kill you with a razor, but he'll forget to plug it in.
Hacked someones phone via bluetooth.
Got free porn. Don't give a fuck.
>>662
This is a mean thing to do whenever you invaded that person's privacy or just used up some mobile traffic.
>>665
That is a mean thing to say, whether you disliked that person's post or just hate them in general.
Bluuuuuuuh
I should make words out of the following letter sequences:
English: 'etaoin shrdlu'
French: 'esait nrulo'
Spanish: 'eaosr nidlc'
Portuguese: 'aeosr indmt'
Italian: 'eaion lrtsc'
Esperanto: 'aieon lsrtk'
German: 'enisr atdhu'
Swedish: 'eantr slido'
Turkish: 'aeinr ldkmu'
Dutch: 'enati rodsl'
Polish: 'aoiez nscwr'
>>665
We expect you to commit suicide by the next week. Don't disappoint us.
>>670
You are not welcome here. As long as you continue to be so obnoxious and intolerable, you never will be. Please leave.
"Immersive" is totally a word.
I don't know whether it's one person that's being a nasty jerk or two.
SQUEEKS DO SOMETHING
>>675
That's a horrible thought. I can't believe our friendly neighborhood poo-headed man-cat, so jolly and cheerful, would be so malevolent.
I can never have a neko android. Such a thing won't be available within my lifetime. Even if it is, I won't be able to afford it.
poopy pants
I asked about a culprit because mean things happen everywhere! It might be just a curse or even a murder! There is always a villain.w
>>677
They probably shed everywhere. With nasty synthetic fibres.
How much shit would a shih tzu shove if a shih tzu chould shove shit?
>>685
Why did you think that I'm Tokiko?
I'm fairly certain that I'm not Tokiko.
Are you friends with him? Are you from /jp/ too? Get back there.
The hate is too abundant. || How can I spread love?
Love is a feeling, is the feeling, is any feeling, which involves you and a person, the person or any person. The least risk is involved when you wait for the other person to make the first move, but then it might never happen at all. You can invalidate the opinions of people who don't love you, because you are actually a wonderful person; thus, there is no risk involved in having a go at achieving love.
Romantic is making the first move.
I will answer questions now.
This sort of meta-drama and attention is what Tokiko wants. Go lurk /jp/ for a few days and you will see is the kind of person to make ridiculous off-topic posts just for the heck of it. "Hey /jp/, why don't we put sage in the name field? It would be great! Also I know who 0037 is and I read shii's wiki so I know what I am talking about!" He knows he is antagonizing people and he tries to justify it with the usual, "Oh but I'm just trying to have an on-topic conversation and you're all attacking me..." defense. Even Jkid didn't try this hard to make an e-persona for himself.
I realize the hypocrisy in this post, but please just ignore him. He uses a (presumably quite large) VPN, so even Squeeks couldn't do anything.
> They are both from /jp/
I've never been there in my life and, partly due to the begrudging fanservice you lavish upon it, don't plan to start now.
> Probably ... into some kid of perverted ...
I like how most of your rebuttals consist of these sorts of fantasies which appear more as self-projections than insults.
> You're the only one
No, he isn't. I actually just royally fucked up the formatting of >>690 because I forgot to change it to HTML. Don't drink and post, kids.
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ) 〜700GET!
⊂ つ
(つ ﾉ
(ノ
＼ ☆
| ☆
(⌒ ⌒ヽ /
＼ （´⌒ ⌒ ⌒ヾ ／
（'⌒ ; ⌒ ::⌒ ）
（´ ） ::: ） ／
☆─ （´⌒;: ::⌒`） :; ）
（⌒:: :: ::⌒ ）
Drama aside, this heat is killing
Thumbs up if you came here from /jp/ #4chan #thumbs ^.^
>>699
Regular dokyuns are usually aware of w, wakabamark capabilities and other textboard shenanigans. At least you know how to make your text green, right?ww
>>703
Keep using your cute gimmicks. I'm sure you don't mind being a pathetic, most-hated user, so long as people pay attention to you.
I wouldn't say i hate either of them, i just want them to go away, but my disdain grows with every post they make.
I don't think i'd really be aware of "tokiko" if no one mentioned him but espeon is very very annoying.
I find Espeon sort of cute. He seems quite sincere and at least makes topical posts. If people didn't kick up a fuss about him I wouldn't mind him being here at all.
Tokiko is the real problem. He is very obnoxious. Whereas Espeon is probably a nerd in his twenties or thirties and knows the ropes of the Internet, Tokiko sounds like a teenager who read a Usenet FAQ and decided he was an expert in Internet culture. Now whenever he role plays his little romance with Espeon, it creates problems for everybody and turns Espeon into a bad poster. I don't really blame Espeon for this; it's human nature to reciprocate when someone is nice and gives you attention.
Tokiko, please. Stop this. Any single one of us could do exactly what you are doing. We have the same knowledge and an Internet connection. I am sure most of us have had a lot more time to do it in, since you're fairly new (which is fine). Please just think to yourself, "Why isn't everyone on 4-ch, /lounge/, /jp/... acting like I am? Why am I acting like this?"
I think the answers will surprise you.
>>704
Perhaps it was the caps lock which did it, perhaps it was the bold text - whatever it was, I agree with you. I'm hereby ignoring any posts by Tokiko or Espeon. Hopefully we can put this entire unpleasantness behind us.
Drama? Who cares? Because now it's time for some pre-season baseball!!!!!!!~!!!!&$^^%@$&!!!! Oh thank Jesus, gods, and the extra-terrestrial lizards that control Indonesian banking!
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX DAYS OF HELL COMES TO AN END RIGHT NOW.
Finally there's something to live for again!
I'm sorry, Espeon? Is he a White Sox prospect?
Some type of bug has bitten the everloving fuck out of me. The entire right side of my body has become one large itch.
Will you help me scratch, DQN?
Will you scratch the entire right side of my body?
>>711
I am very awkward and scared of touching people. Plus I'm an outright jerk, so could we compromise and I scratch the whole left side of your body? That way I feel like you're not just using me for my nails.
>>712
People said I look like Brad Pitt. Except I'm shorter, chubby, bald, have a neck beard, bigger nose, beady eyes, no left ear, scar on my neck and buggers hanging from my nose. Will you still do it?
Hold it right here! Please, post in an appropriate thread! There is a specially crafted thread full of hatred and love to me!
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your lovely chat.
712 is a really nice number. It's a kind of silvery greenish blue colour with white streaks.
I think someone here is attracted to post numbers...
It's a real tragedy that such a quality thread as
>March 2012
>Tokiko still hasn't been banned
had to be tragically derailed.
Okay, I've subjected myself to an entire episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I still don't get what all the fuss is about. I mean, yes, I suppose it is watchable by kiddie entertainment standards, and some of the less obvious punchlines managed to raise the corners of my mouth by a microangstrom or two, but what's with the hype?
>>715
Typical insecure, probably overweight 30-something trying to bring the topic back around to himself.
>>717
You have synaesthesia too?! Oh man! What color is 663? Or 3,054?? They're pink/reddish and blue/white for me!!
>>724
I like to watch Precure. Isn't that the anime equivalent to MLP? It's aimed at little girls and it's about friendship and happiness and whatnot, so...
Anyone remember a game called Obliterator? NOT the sidescroller that was called that, but the top down 360-degree space shooter with the little red ship and weird enemies like "Fartazoid" and "Pekker"?
You know that thing parents do where they walk into your room when you're watching a movie with the lights off and berate you for ruining your eyes? Why don't they ever complain about the lights being turned off in cinemas?
I have two friends that are bronies. I really don't get it.
I mean, in a way, I kind of wish I was a brony. The fanbase seems really active and involving.
But I just don't fucking get it.
tokiko and espeon are working together to destroy dqn from the inside out
.333 ain't bad!
>>729
A lot of fandoms have their hangers-on. Some people are not truly dedicated, but continue to hang out there merely because it doesn't shun them. Take anime, for instance...
>>731
Random fact: The Japanese word for hangers-on literally translates as "goldfish poop". My inner five-year-old will never cease to find this absolutely hilarious.
Why does that guy keeps thinking that I'm here to destroy DQN?
Is this some kind of mental illness? He doesn't seem to able to get over it.
And...
What if that guy... is Tokiko?
Klingons on the starboard bow...
touch my pingas