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1 Name: (´ε` )♡ : 1993-09-6708 18:02

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821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 01:38

>>818 your post made me happy

and my captcha is "hi"

i feel all fuzzy

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 04:19

Never eating mushrooms with ramen again.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 05:12

BECAUSE OF HOW POOR I AM I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO TO COLLEGE!!!!!!

824 Name: [トキ子] : 1993-09-6772 05:42

Permanent bans from websites are disenheartening.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 11:46

>>824 Well...

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 15:56

Communism really ought to work.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 16:12

>>823
Congratulations! What course are you thinking of taking?

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 20:53

Lying about your income on applications is one of the best real-life lessons college will provide. It may also be the only one...

829 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6773 00:18

>>828
Do you have to exaggerate it in order to get accepted as a potential benefactor?
Do you have to belittle it so that college won't try to rip you off?

830 Name: !F3JOLTeonA : 1993-09-6773 01:16

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 01:49

eat a bag of dicks

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 01:52

>>831
all apologies...

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 02:28

>>830
lawl, your name wouldn't happen to be Andrew, would it?

834 Name: !F3JOLTeonA : 1993-09-6773 02:36

>>833
Nope...

835 Name: [トキ子] : 1993-09-6773 02:46

Love is pain.

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 04:14

>>833 Oh, my name is Andrew, creepy. Why did you think that other guys name is Andrew?

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 05:14

>>836
'cause I know an Andrew who usually goes by 'Jolt'.

838 Name: !F3JOLTeonA : 1993-09-6773 05:16

not me... I barely ever use a name, and will refrain from using one here again.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 06:30

>>827 I really don't know. All I really want to do with my life is travel. I could do CS easy but I dont want my hobbie to become my job. Investigative Journalism or teaching English does interest me. What do you think I should do?

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 06:57

DQN: where it's always 1993 and everyone is named Andrew.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 06:59

>>839
Can't make up your mind? Combine the best of both worlds: INVESTIGATIVE ENGLISH.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 07:17

DQN DQN LOL!
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DQN DQN LOL!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 07:27

>>841 That's really not helpful...

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 07:44

>>839 CS pays better, sorry to say.

There are still ways you can include travel with it; you may wish to consider discussing it with your college/university's (no doubt underused) career counseling services.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 07:47

>>843
What are you talking about? That's a great choice. Even if it's not a real choice...

So why can't we outsource newspapers? Indians speak better English than Americans. Have them assemble local papers the way it's done here at a fraction of the price. All they have to do is copy and paste in stories from the AP wires and write obituaries from info submitted by an e-mail form. This might be a good project for CS, business, and journalism all in one...

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 07:53

>>845
Shut up, 0037!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 08:05

>>846
See, that's investigative English right there! It's a real thing!

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 09:43

>>839
Follow your heart. Also, it doesn't hurt to take classes in multiple fields to get a feel for what you really want to do.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 11:15

The fun thing about computer science is that you really can do it anywhere. Travel the world with your ThinkPad and code things. You don't have to physically be with someone to commit to their repository. Plus even if you work in meatspace, you are likely to find work in the following exciting places:

  • India
  • Ireland

Or you could even get given money from MIT to travel the world and sit in exotic locations emailing people who send you their erotic fan fiction:
http://stallman.org/photos/rms-working/

I dropped out of computer science, so I know what I am talking about.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 15:32

This thread was created 65 days ago and has 850 posts already. This means we must be averaging 13 posts per day... surely that can't be right?

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 20:03

>>850 if they were posts with content I would bat an eye.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 20:48

>>849 I know you're right, now. But it will change in the future. Because of telecommuting. And I only get one chance to choose my BA. I'm really scared about the whole deal. I don't know what to do, what will allow me to be happy and fulfilled. And I only get one chance. I'm scared.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 01:50

>>851

> I would bat an eye

I just imagined someone playing cricket with an eyeball.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 02:57

Huh.

I just had an auditory hallucination of a girl saying "It could just get through the rocks, right?"

Hearing voices should give me more meaty stuff, like instructions to kill people and shit, not questions about rock walls.

I'm very disappointed.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 03:15

>>854 I get things like that often, insignificant contextless statements, so insignificant that I can't think of any examples right now (I'm drunk though). I always feel like using them as song lyrics but I forget them.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 15:59

I love chemistry
So much

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 11:25

Hahaah! 525,000th view exactly!

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 11:58

I'm dependent on tobacco and caffeine. Better than weed, I suppose, although I do miss being stoned.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 12:51

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860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:44

Ah, the sounds of a pallette knife...

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 15:38

I wish I had money so I could buy alcohol.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 16:27

To >>57 in the question thread: no, that doesn't count. Pomegranate juice is notorious for being unappetizing, but pomegranates themselves are rather tasty and refreshing, even though a little hard to eat.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 16:57

I'm in the mood for tentacles.

864 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6775 17:25

Riding bikes and chiptune music goes very well together.
>>855
On song where the lyrics are inane or mundane things ever actually sounds rather interesting.

865 Name: meat bun!2o7ekPN2Hc : 1993-09-6775 18:26

I like corm.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 19:07

>>865
I saw that on one of the Tohno-chan banners. What's it from? Also, why the tripcode?

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 19:49

>>866
It's from an anime screencap. There's this loli eating corn, and then she says: "I like corm". Well, she doesn't really say that, she says corn, obviously, it's the translator's fault for making such a silly, yet hilarious mistake.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 21:04

>>866
the anime is called aishiteruze baby.

she mispronounces the japanese word for "corn" because she's very young. in that particular scene, it is up to her cousin-subbing-for-a-parent to correct that pronunciation lest she goes through life forever mispronouncing the name of one of her favorite foods.

the problem in translation is that it's way harder to fuck up the english word "corn" than the japanese word for corn. this, by the way, is why in real life, most japanese call it by the english word.

869 Name: >>867 : 1993-09-6775 21:11

>>868
Oh fuck, I had no idea! I thought it was a typo by the fansubber.

870 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6775 22:41

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 01:13

Proof that "you know who" has horrible taste in VNs. Casual!!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 08:48

>>871
You know he even plays on easy mode. How lame!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 11:39

I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize how awesome Frank Zappa is.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 16:04

>>872
Eeeehh! Really? Easy mode? You're not allowed to play easy mode unless you're an elementary school kid, right?

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 17:45

I'm supposed to be taking an accuplacer now.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 03:55

It's that point in the semester when you start playing the numbers game with your grades.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 08:47

Happy 6777th of September, everyone!

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 11:00

>>877
thanks

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 13:15

I wish I didn't take these things so seriously.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6777 18:23

And we'll dance like cancer survivors~

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 04:30

Write something on DQN.
Write something on DQN.
This isn't the captcha thread.
This isn't the captcha therad.

You are repeating yourself.
You are not repeating yourself.

It's a thing, quite unpleasant.
db
unko

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 09:39

I just thought of a new insult: neckbreathing mouthbeard. I'll probably never get the chance to use it, though.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 17:24

>>873
Zappa is, indeed, awesome. Quick, get into Yes, The Coup, Jan Zelenka and/or Leonard Cohen (depending on your taste in music) before it is too late!

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 20:31

The rate at which the view counter increases is scary. We must have a lot of lurkers.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 21:05

>>884 I spend all day refreshing the page

886 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6778 22:50

ttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Ka-52_at_MAKS-2009.jpg
Ka-52 is cute and cool at the same time! Just like Rainbow Dash!

I wish I had one.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 22:52

>>885 is That Guy .

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 23:53

>>887 the tampon guy?

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 23:54

woah /dqn/ just changed to a stylesheet i haven't seen for months, thought i'd broken it

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 00:00

wooow stylesheets are working again but it still defaults to blank plaintext when i refresh

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 01:07

>>883
I shall !!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 01:10

>>890
get a real browser homoloard

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 01:55

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894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 12:45

Paper cranes and bunnies.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 14:37

The CD-ROM of Rollercoaster Tycoon's re-release looks really nice when I slide it in my laptop.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 15:29

>>895

> Rollercoaster Tycoon

You just unleashed a god damn tidal wave of nostalgia.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 18:44

>>896
I used to troll people by claiming there was an OpenRCT akin to OpenTTD.

...why isn't there?

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 00:19

I wonder what this thread's 999th post will say.

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 02:53

Sometimes when people mention religion, they have to add "... not that God is real" at the end. I think this just makes their words weaker, as if what they had to say was less important than being someone who didn't believe in God.

900 Name: nameless : 1993-09-6780 04:24

get

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 05:08

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 05:28

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 11:42

Too much fruit.

904 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6780 18:08

This thread is almost over.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 20:32

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 21:01

Lots of people thinking in URLs today.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 21:58

Turns out that shift + insert does the same as ctrl + v. Who'd have guessed.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 22:05

5 grams of 'shrooms is 5 grams of 'shrooms, and not a bit less! God, what the hell happened?

909 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6780 22:08

>>904
It isn't over until we get to >>999. It's merely 90.8% complete.
>>907
Shift+Delete doubles Ctrl+X.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:41

My captcha is mir, which reminds me that I used to think that space station would be in orbit forever when I was a kid. That would have been so cool.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 04:51

I wonder what the 1000 get will be? Yo, Andrew, what d'you think?

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 05:39

>>911
1,000 will be got by somebody on a drugh...

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 10:23

Anime conventions are awesome. Why, just yesterday at 1:00AM I was making out with a cute emo boy who initially accosted me to express his homosexual appreciation of my appearance, having no idea at the time that I would proceed to take his number and send seductive text messages all day until we could be sufficiently alone.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 13:56

>>912 I hope to make your prophecy come true

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 15:21

Fuck
headaches

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 16:56

>>915
But headaches have no suitable orifice that I am aware of!

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 00:49

Just shoved a banana up my butt. Owwie~

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 04:26

>>916,917

Well, since >>917 could be said to be a headache, we can deduct from their post that they have a "suitable orifice."

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 05:01

920 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-6782 10:20

>>919
http://www.dqnglobalcapital.com/the-team/
None of them are called Andrew. Clearly this is not DQN at all.

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