[Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (455)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 10:58

>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 18:34

>>1 NEERRRRRRRRRRRRD

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 21:20

>>2 survived high school by carefully recording the jocks' taunts and training himself to reproduce them perfectly.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 02:29

>>3 winces at the inaccuracy of the computer lab scene in Revenge of the Nerds.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 02:46

>>4 Took revenge on the crew of Family Guy when they ripped off the talent show from Revenge of the Nerds.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 13:58

>>5 ended the GNU/Linux debate by making the world's first / distribution.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 09:47

>>6 Spent his life savings on a tablet computer.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 14:19

>>7 Installed CirnOS, the strongest operating system ever built.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 19:17

>>8 developed CirnOS's unique Perfect Freeze(TM) algorithm which allows users to overclock their CPU to H-1 GHz without measurable temperature increase.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 21:57

>>9 waited for iteration H of this thread so that he could post a witty allusion to his waifu, Cirno. But oddly he did not seize the Hget.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 22:28

>>10 is Tokiko.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:18

After >>11 beats a Mega Man game, he then plays it again and again, until he has beaten it with the buster only and not taking a single point of damage.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 10:06

>>12 has worked out all the schematics to build an operational Mega Man and is now just waiting for the requisite technology to become available.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 13:42

In his spare time, >>13 develops unified field theories with tiny obscure built-in errors that could only be detected by very specific experiments, then submits them to theoretical physics journals for peer review.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 18:28

>>14 thinks he's being clever by disrupting the way this game works.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 00:09

>>15 Mocked social conservatives by saying gay marriage would disrupt the space time continuum and cause a total perspective vortex. Some of them copypasted that all over the internet, thinking it was real.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 16:39

>>16 Lives in a gated community where the gates are and/or gates.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 21:01

>>17 stalks trolls on other forums.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 22:58

>>18 wants to move to Ukraine so he can be a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 02:11

>>19 leaves the room whenever someone says "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER"

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 04:36

>>20 changed his name to Mario so he can say "It's-a me, Mario!"

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 05:47

>>21 posts on /dqn/ about his fictional girlfriend.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 05:57

>>22 has his fictional girlfriend printed on an oversized pillow.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 16:56

>>23 is >>21's girlfriend.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 21:07

>>24 has an IRC girlfriend, unaware that she's multiple people trolling him.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 22:15

>>25 runs a TOR node to cover his own illicit activities.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 04:40

>>26 conducted careful scientific experiments to determine the comparitive discomfort of listening to bad video game music versus having a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in one's ear.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 06:50

>>27 is a STRONG believer in the Oxford comma.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 23:21

>>28 Gets really angry when someone calls an anime or video game by the name it was given once it was translated and sold worldwide. If you discuss Final Fantasy games with him, and don't follow the order used in Japan, he will transform into a black mage and kill you with magic.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 03:56

>>29 discusses romance on DQN.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 05:43

>>30 built a sexglove (fleshlight + powerglove, with LEDs)

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 07:56

>>31's middle school notebook doodles were all fractals.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 15:38

>>32

Spend 5 hours a day to make tulpa of his waifu

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 16:33

>>33 Has every fictional South Park product.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 20:42

>>34 knows the secret recipe for Cheezy Poofs.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 23:56

>>35 has an extremely clean monvert.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 22:52

>>36 Built a hypnosis machine that could convince the Hypnotoad to obey it.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 23:02

>>37 makes ROM hacks to add penises to all your favorite NES characters. Even the females.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 00:25

>>38 Was the first guy to hack N64 ROM files in order to replace Mario, Conker, and Turok with the first 3 dimensional Wilford Brimley.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 01:35

>>39 spends so much time on the Internet instead of exercising that he got DIABEETUS.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 01:50

>>40 Has seen every kind of game over screen ever made, and game over screens from prototype games that never got released.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 17:39

>>41 discovered the victory condition in Dwarf Fortress, and now jealously guards its secret for fear that Toady One will remove it in the next version once he finds out.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6864 21:27

>>42 wrote a tool to import Dwarf Fortress maps into Minecraft. He wrote it in Common Lisp.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:24

>>43 Learned to master Rockboard for the Famicom.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 14:28

>>44 won Takeshi no Chōsenjō on his first playthrough, and doesn't see why people make such a big deal out of the difficulty.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:09

>>45 managed to put together a fully functional Famicom clone on solderless breadboard, and is now working on cloning a Super Famicom using the same materials.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:13

>>46 will get right on that once he finishes constructing a modem for it.

(yes, there was such a thing, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famicom_Modem)

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 02:17

>>47 Created an augmented reality device which surround each Famicom with scenes from Japan when the Famicom was extremely popular. The most popular scheme is a certain Tokyo apartment that is across from the best advertisement for Akira.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 05:25

>>48 won a fortune using his Famicom Modem for stock trading before the real-estate bubble burst. He quit his job in 1990 and has been living comfortably ever since, developing indie Famicom ROMs which he occasionally sells for 150 yen apiece to anyone who asks.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 21:51

>>49 Has accomplished more with the Famicom Disk System than Nintendo and the best 3rd party companies combined.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 22:23

>>50 has vowed to hunt down and destroy every former marketing executive at Nintendo who was involved in advertising the Virtual Boy.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 23:39

When >>51 discovered that it would not be called the "Famicom 64" he dropped a bomb on Nintendo's marketing department.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 07:11

>>52 is developing a new 8-bit gaming console for modern Japanese households. He calls it the Parasite Single Computer.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:44

>>53 Created 8-bit remixes of the whole Parasite Eve soundtrack.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:51

>>54 sneers at those who would use a modern computer to create and/or listen to 8-bit remixes. He instead writes his songs to blank Famicom cartridges using a homemade device that connects to his FM synthesizer's MIDI exit.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 16:00

>>55 uses that music as soundtracks for "Numa Numa" and "Caramelldansen" videos starring characters from obscure early-1990s Famicom games, which he posts on Nico Nico Douga using a Japanese proxy.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 22:58

>>56 Prefers taking samples from certain SNES/SFC games to make 16 bit remixes of 8-bit songs. He prefers using samples from Megaman X2 and Final Fantasy VI, but he has a full set of samples from every SNES/SFC game ever released and every prototype ever leaked.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:49

>>57 isn't a furry, but he got a Furcadia account just for the old MMO cred.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 14:52

>>58 Plays Touhou with a Dance Dance Revolution mat.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:13

>>59 hacked his Virtual Boy into a monochrome video headset for VoIP conversations.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 22:12

>>60 Celebrated the newest Mario Kart game by turning Daytona Motor Speedway into Rainbow Road

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 22:52

>>61 made a celebratory Mario Kart NES ROM instead, and had eight actual cartridges of it made.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 00:49

>>62 Created Atari club patches for people to wear if they scored a certain number of points in "Beat 'em And Eat 'em" and "Custer's Revenge"

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:09

>>63 edited his Elite NES cartridge to turn the "Robot Slaves" cargo name back into "Slaves", as it had been in all the other ports of the game.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:49

>>64 has special 3d glasses that display everything he sees in vector graphics.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:09

According to >>65's hypothesis, the survival of Japan's manga and anime industry is the only thing keeping Earth from being destroyed by bored near-omnipotent alien otaku.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:03

>>66 argued that "Robot Slaves" is a redundancy as the word "robot" already derives from a term meaning "slave".

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:02

>>67 is a language nerd and pointed out that Karel Čapek coined the term in the 1920s, in his play "Rossum's Universal Robots," and the word "robot" comes from the Czech root word "robota," meaning "serf labor," which in turn can be traced to Slavonic root forms for words meaning "worker." He noted also that in the 17th Century the Czech language absorbed many loanwords from Russian directly, and the Russian verb "robotat" means "to work."

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:26

>>68 posted that without even thinking about it

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:29

>>69 is superior, as he posted that just by thinking about it.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 12:43

>>70 leaves robot parts in random places across the globe. He does this so his future robots can gain secret powers.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 13:55

>>71 is a robot, maybe.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 15:09

>>72 Built his own robot lungs after destroying his human lungs with cigarette smoke.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 15:41

>>73 built a nuclear-powered steel exoskeleton while held hostage by terrorists. He did this in a cave, with a box of scrap metal.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 16:19

>>74 has the world's biggest collection of science fiction movie still frames depicting electronic circuit boards and diagrams, which he uses as inspiration for building a Frankenbot combining aspects of every science fiction movie machine ever.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 22:21

>>75 Every switch in his house has nekomimi mode, lunatic mode, and debug mode along with all the other options.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 05:27

>>76 discovered that he could perfectly mimic the sounds needed to make levels in Bangai-O Spirits, whereupon he set about building a new game wherein the player must sing the levels into being as they fly through them.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 07:22

>>77 connected all the acne scars on his face with a marker pen and discovered he had drawn a perfect naked picture of his waifu.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:32

>>78 had his mom do the same with his bacne scars and photograph the result. He got an internal circuit diagram of the 555 timer IC.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:42

>>79 Opened up a clinic called "Abort, Retry, Fail" where abortions and permanent contraception are available.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:59

>>80 got straight to work on his anti-mass spectrometer the moment the discovery of the Higgs boson was announced.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:50

>>81
Works on a portable mass manipulation device, which should enable him to get revenge on bullies.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:09

>>82 Has a copies of the 3D software that were used to create TRON and The Last Starfighter.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:24

>>83 Made an extended remix of the song "Boom Boom Dollar" into a history of every currency of the world. "Boom Boom Euro" explains what is happening in the Eurozone, and "Boom Boom Zim Dollar" is funny.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 20:46

>>84 Is a meme perpetuating nerd who made fun of "Ace of Base" he calls it "All of Base."

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6910 02:26

>>85 created a Virtual Boy emulator for the Wii.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 00:57

>>86 Modified modern 3d glasses to look like the red and white glasses of the past.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 22:26

>>87 Took a Nissan Maxima and made a transformer robot out of it. He calls it "Maximus Prime."

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 20:19

>>88 Created a continuance of games from the "Nekketsu High" series.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 20:40

>>89 modified his coke-bottle glasses into something similar to Google's long-term vision for their Google Glass project.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 00:29

>>90 Is a Kaiju Otaku that has the all the original Godzilla costumes from the 1950s.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 13:44

>>91 is saving up for filament and aso he can one day print every last chunk of his Minecraft world in 1:16 scale 3D.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 13:46

>>92 was so excited about >>91's awesome idea that he forgot to finish typing the words "and a disused aircraft hangar".

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 15:56

>>93 Gets anything he wants by using his tractor beam to retrieve it.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 19:08

>>94 went on a hunger vigil for Taco Copter. He just wants his damn tacos.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:24

>>95 Has a TV remote that says "Main screen turn on" and "We get signal"

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 13:49

>>96 gigglesnorted when he heard about >>95's clever idea.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 17:14

>>97 Demolished an abandoned building using only Diet Coke and Mentos.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 16:47

Once >>98 saw the current generation of 3d TV, he created an emulator so that 3d Sega Master System games would integrate with the current 3d TV

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 21:11

>>99 Successfully hacked Batman Arkham City to look like the 1966 Batman TV show.

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