>>200 Spent the previous 3 days at the Tampa convention center.
>>201 secretly entered a naval base and painted all the submarines yellow.
>>202 will roll 1d20 to determine the percentage, times five of course, of tonight's dinner that his date pays for.
>>206 Modified electric hand dryers so they do dispense bacon.
>>207 wrote a 20,000 word blog rant about how the AVGN is a poser.
>>208 plays every title Blizzard Entertainment has ever released every single day. Yes, even The Lost Vikings and Rock n' Roll Racing. It's his little daily ritual.
>>209 Created a brand of cigarette that appeals to fans of Solid Snake.
The staircase in >>211's house is like the playing field in Q-Bert.
>>213 can program machine code for five different types of 1980s microcomputer.
>>214 can tell exactly which architecture a program was written for just by looking at the hex dump.
>>215 Knows the name of every game reviewer who isn't the AVGN, but focuses on reviewing shitty games.
>>216 thinks that hex editors are too pedestrian, and hacks his files directly in binary.
>>219 Broke into a Nintendo building and secretly put the Cheetahmen in the upcoming Smash Brothers game.
When >>221 sees a lit candle, he instinctively hits it in search of powerups.
>>222 created antivirus software that plays the metal gear alert sound when unzipping an infected file, and it makes Admiral Ackbar say "It's a trap!" when you qre about to click on an suspicious URL.
>>224 Knows every joke about Hard Man from Megaman 3. He also created several of his own.
>>225 can list from memory the optimal order to beat every stage of every Mega Man game
>>226 Has a business that is designed to resemble Dilbert comics.
>>227 Built his own power suit, and could beat Iron Man and Krang at the same time.
>>228 is the young cyborg named Ace that was referred to in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
>>229 Has twice the mega power, and knows what the mega power is. Therefore he knows what it means to have twice the mega power.
>>231 Took Kyubey to court in order to escape contractual obligations
>>232 is deeply offended by comedy programs that portray nerds as nerds
>>233 Absolutely loves comedies that portray jocks as people who can't do anything right except play sports.
>>235 Is the strongest ally Bob has in the fight against Google Plus.
>>237 Frequently refreshes threads so he can 128 GET, 256 GET, and 512 GET.
>>238 has so many accolades on his favourite forum that his post signature is 67GB of plaintext.
>>239 retells everything he just read on Wikipedia to his relatives.
>>241 clearly never visited some of the mid-2000s forums, where a back-and-forth between two regulars would result in the page length being composed mostly of their monstrous signature banners.
>>243 Hacked the computers at cigarette factories. Now they have glamorous images of movie stars, and the warning says "Smoking is awesome, quitting is for pussies"
>>245 Has the most complex AD&D dice. They are as big as bowling balls.
>>248 Hacked into every computer in a Catholic school, and made all the computers play a certain type of porn. Bukakke on girls wearing school uniforms.
Then some humorous message about asshole Catholics blamed the downfall of society on slutty clothing would be displayed every few minutes.
Also, rule 34 was used on the current pope, and popes of the past.
>>250 Translated "Smells like teen spirit" into Korean. Now he calls it "Smells like kimchi."
>>251 smells like kimchi. He says that sunlight burns him, like hygiene.
>>253 invented a programming language with ROBOT9000 rules applied to it.
>>256 never signs anything because his mum taught him to fear consequences.
>>257 Uses his wastewater engineering degree to prove that action movie stars can't escape using a sewer.
>>262 mailed a shitty VHS game to Spoony with the express desire of watching him suffer.
The refrigerator at >>263's house is actually a cryogenic freezing chamber.
The thing that became a convenient era.（＾ｏ＾）
>>266 Makes anal lube with the lowest coefficient of friction and the highest viscosity index.
>>274 still uses the printer paper that has holes in the sides.
>>281 did the same but explained that he "just [likes] how cute they are" amidst bursts of his awkward laughter.
>>285 Created catgirls by building the machine found in "The Fly" except he put a girl and a cat in the machine.
>>287 Created a Pedobear using DNA from a Kodiak bear and DNA from Micheal Jackson.
>>288 Created a ROM hack based on this youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dZ5ZnwDEo
>>291 is an otaku otaku. He can tell you the names of every well-known otaku in their respected hobby as well as recite their latest postings on any site they post on, and list their entire collection of goods. This is his only hobby; he has never seen an anime, toku show or film, he has never played a video game, and he has never read a book of any kind. He insists that he lives vicariously through other otaku.
In order to make his new 8-bit stand out from the competition, he paid Tim Follin to make all the music and sound effects.
>>294 knows how proper saging is different from the one on imageboards, but still drags in an imageboard meme to annoy people.
>>295 Has a furry costume with a special sensor in it. It detects the identity of other people wearing fur costumes.
>>296 Remixed the Lavender Town from Pokemon. It was so creepy that numerous people went to the psych ward of the hospital. The original seizure inducing Pokemon episode didn't even put as many people in the hospital.