[Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (455)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 10:58

>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 11:22

>>300 values 300GET because he knows that 300 in Roman numerals is CCC, which he uses as his name on internet discussion boards. Representation of 300 as a sum of prime numbers amuses him.
He also cherishes that Kama Sutra was written around that year.
A fact that it is the perfect score in bowling doesn't concern him because he finds such activities to be an outdated form of entertainment and a nuisance.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7923 23:58

>>301 Celebrated mother's day by torrenting the largest amount of MILF porn.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 00:46

>>302 wants >>301 to upload said porn stash for "informative purposes"

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 12:46

>>303 stole that porn in a MITM attack while it was uploading.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 17:42

>>304 Built the world's biggest golf club. The head of the club looks like a titanium watermelon cut in half.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:05

>>305 is a watermelon aficianado. Every time he looks or thinks about something he attempts to relate it to watermelon.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 22:25

>>306 wrote a detailed psychological analysis positing the racist origins of >>305's watermelon obsession.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 15:20

>>307 Heavily researched racism in order to tell the funniest joke. That joke is also considered fair because it has offensive material about everybody.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 00:46

>>308 has memorized the 308 ports most commonly used by both legitimate services and malware.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 01:49

>>309 has three hundred and nine IT professional certifications, but still lives at home in his mom's basement.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 02:38

>>310 mined millions of dollars worth of bitcoins before the complexity rose enough to be cost prohibitive, but only spends it on anime merchandise and MMORPG gold and cash shop items.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 17:37

>>311 Has a real duplicate of every Sailor Moon wand, and each one is autographed by the people that produced the manga, TV show, Super Famicom games and feature films. He doesn't have ones based on the Crystal series, because he hates it so much, that he wrote a 300 page book about it.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 19:05

>>312 Created a comic convention for forgotten villains and heroes. It is called "Ret-Con."

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 11:07

>>313 won the Man Booker prize for the novelization of his website's Terms of Service.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 02:12

>>314's favorite genre of book is speculative fiction

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 15:47

>>315 Knows how many goblins exist in the Spider Man universe.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 19:46

>>316 knows what an Acclamator-class cruiser is.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 04:27

>>317 can explain the symbolism in every frame of End of Evangelion.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 15:46

>>318 prefers the TV ending to Evangelion

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 16:52

>>319 wrote his own World of Warcraft addon to make sure he only does things the most efficient way.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 21:48

>>320 Has the biggest collection of Kantai Collection figurines.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 23:45

>>321 has the best collection of Kantai Collection figurines, which he must emphasize is not the same as the biggest.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 00:27

>>322's Apple II computer has crossed the Oregon Trail more than any other Apple II computer in history.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 16:04

>>323 realized that the TV ending of Evangelion and the movie End of Evangelion are actually simultaneous and thus don't need to pick one over the other.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 18:20

>>324 loaded his Apple II into a truck and crossed the Oregon Trail in it.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 19:46

>>325 wants to live in the alternate universe where IBM bought Atari and modern computers are evolved from the Atari 800 and running Motorola 65856 CPUs.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 22:57

>>326 considers binary to be his native language

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 15:26

>>327 comments his code in Klingon.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 17:32

>>328 has strong opinions on the 3.5th and 5th editions of Dungeons and Dragons.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 17:34

>>328 is a fag

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 18:23

>>330 will make the 5th generation of My Little Pony real.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 19:18

>>331 wants a Rainbow Dash dakimakura for Christmas.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 08:41

>>332 prays to St. IGNUcious for a cleansing rain that will wash the filth of non-free software from the earth.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 08:57

>>333 has strong opinions on different kinds of passenger trains

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 09:48

>>334 Saw a fictional train in a movie and decided to build a real version that works.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 03:14

>>335 insists that the train is fine.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 07:26

>>336 can diagnose the problem with a train by how it feels while sitting in a passenger seat towards the back.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 19:10

>>337 Owns a mattress store that also specializes in dakimakura.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 17:48

>>338 Knows what happens in Hong Kong 97 when Chin kills all 1.2 billion reds.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 06:51

>>339 gets a "special feeling" when she goes on imageboards and textboards.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 17:28

>>340 Has a SNES Super Scope that launches grenades.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 23:24

No smug reply pictures are as smug as >>341's pictures.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 12:28

>>342 subjects his expensive Sailor Moon figurines to elaborate bondage scenarios. >>342 has strong opinions about what kind of string is best suited for this practice.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 03:39

>>343 Built tiny tentacles to do lewd things to his expensive collection of female fighters from Capcom video games.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8808 16:57

>>344 Has the widest wide angle lens.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 00:37

>>345 considers the "Nerds" candy to be a personal offense.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8809 05:04

>>346 is a Christian theologian with several degrees from prestigious seminaries.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8811 02:40

>>347 is distinctly disfond of swirly straws exceeding two loops.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8813 05:04

>>348 is extremely fond of things that smell faintly of blueberries

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8822 06:20

>>349 regularly hits the daily post limit on Tumblr (250 posts!)

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 11:00

>>350 likes to painstakingly explain things everyone knows already.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8825 16:04

>>351 spends most of his day imagining situations where he could explain his unusual obsessions to other people

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 01:01

Anal vore is >>352fs life.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 01:32

>>353 has 0 friends.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 01:41

>>354 is always greebling

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 02:09

>>354
Had one friend. It's his mom.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 02:42

>>355 groks

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 17:10

>>357 reads science fiction books with a graphing calculator handy to check the author's math.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8828 18:22

>>358 likes to fact check sci-fi novels and TV shows.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 19:08

>>359 Knows the maximum length that a username can be on a website and knows how to make letters and numbers as wide as possible. When >>359 wants to troll a messageboard, he creates a username that makes the website difficult to view.

361 Name: XYNTA : 1993-09-8840 00:31

>>360 likes to share obscure tidbits about anime voice actresses.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 21:40

>>361 Manufactures mind alternating chemicals which duplicate the effects in Poison Ivy and Scarecrow comics.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 18:22

>>362 is that guy who can spot code that is not thread or exception safe in about 5 seconds, creates new accounts on sites to tell people their code isn't thread or exception safe, and doesn't contribute patches.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 18:28

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 23:57

>>363 tried to kill Björk

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8954 01:01

>>365 sweats heavily when talking to female cashiers

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 00:12

>>366 is losing weight as he saves his lunch money in order to be able to buy all kinds of obscure Asian gadgets online.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 21:26

>>367 is literate enough in Japanese to browse 2channel. He demands you call it 2channel and not 2chan, too.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 17:09

>>368 is quick to point out that it's 5channel now, not 2channel.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8960 09:32

>>369 is quick to note that 2chan is even easier to browse than 2channel, as the images provide much-needed context for difficult-to-read posts

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 18:44

When Pokemon Uranium and Pokemon Plutonium were attacked by Nintendo, >>370 responded by making Pokemon Sodium and Pokemon Potassium.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 10:52

>>371 gets really angry when xkcd makes factual mistakes.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 18:11

>>372 never answers calls past 8pm

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 00:20

>>373 never gets calls past 8pm

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:33

>>374 Sells his anime collectibles from last season for 1% the price he originally paid for them. >>374 needs room for this season's anime collectibles.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 03:29

>>375 masturbates primarily to Tijuana Bibles. In current year.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 16:14

>>376 Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9208 18:14

>>377 always does his homework

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 18:28

>>378 Does homework for other people at a high price and has assembled a crew of homework paper writers. >>378's businesses serves thousands of people per day and makes millions of dollars per year. >>378 also shows people how not to get caught as part of his business. If you ever wonder why some industry professionals don't understand the most basic things of their industry, blame >>378 and his staff for the effectiveness of their services.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 19:21

>>379 works from home.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9210 23:46

>>380 is too antisocial to get a job

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9211 21:12

>>381 is the nerdiest hermit you'll never meet.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 17:23

>>382 Caught all the Pokemon in the new Pokemon game before the game went on sale.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 19:53

>>383 made a derivative of brainfuck using dialogue from father jack hackett.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 01:46

>>384 doesn't trust GCC's optimizer and edits source code to manually unroll all loops before compiling new Gentoo packages.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9248 20:03

>>385 Uses genetic science to make skunks smell even worse than they already do.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9249 23:47

>>386 can tell the difference between a skunk and a SSBM player by scent alone.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9250 17:26

>>387 can tell the difference between a SSBBW and ordinary BBW by scent alone.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 01:58

>>388 spends all day, every day fantasizing about BBC.

The television channel.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9251 10:52

>>389 watches BBC 4.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 20:16

>>390 Uses Darth Vader's force choke during autoerotic asphyxiation.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 20:53

>>391 learned about autoerotic asphyxiation in an adults cartoon and keeps trying it even though they don't get off on it.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 00:25

>>392 refers to anime as "cartoons" as vengeance for being forced upon threat of death to discontinue use of the term "Japanimation."

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 02:56

>>393 put a separate land line infrastructure throughout his own house for simple joys like running a PPP service to nowhere and putting on stage productions of Erlang: The Movie

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 01:54

>>394 is one of the few individuals to attempt to implement the RFC 1149 protocol.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 01:41

>>395 Feeds gremlins after midnight.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 01:43

>>396 watches 80s movies both before and after midnight.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 02:04

>>397 Collects animated logos from 1980s VHS tapes. He really loves the big DiC logo.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:20

>>398 Builds stones with various mechanisms for holding swords. Only someone worthy of wielding the sward is able to free the sword from the mechanism that holds it to the stone.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 16:26

>>399 Goes to costume parties as a popular Internet meme. He once wore a Chad costume and it was the worst fit ever. A fat hairy man dressed up as Tinkerbell is a more convincing cosplayer.

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