>>405 Owns every "Proplica" brand magic wand and can cast every spell that each wand is capable of.
>>407 is sexually aroused by the act of roleplaying a spambot.
>>409 Hacked the ROM of "Fat Princess Fistful of Cake" to include princess Leia and princess Peach.
>>410 did re-edits of the Star Wars trilogy to make Leia look like Jabba the Hutt in all her appearances, and vice versa.
>>411
Rotoscopes clips from feature films so that all the dramatis personae are now played by the cast of an obscure eroge.
>>412 Capitalizes the first word following the postref in 'previous poster' threads as a way of protesting against anonymity without arousing the ire of the elitist superstructure.
>>413 Invented a form of kimchi that smells twice as bad as ordinary kimchi.
>>415 Goes out of his way to correct people when they mix up 2ch and 2chan
>>416 makes obscure references nobody gets on Internet forums in a desperate hope that one day he'll meet a good-looking gal who catches it.
>>418 wrote an AI to synthesise speech bubble ascii posts from his twitter timeline and has kept it running for 10 months
>>420 was disappointed when parts 5 and 6, as well as a mysterious 8 and a couple of spinoffs of the Grandpa thread were not on archive.org
>>421 tried to convince girls at school to accept his fart fetish by sticking CD ROMs of Eight Marbles Ura in their lockers
>>422 fails all of his math tests because he draws a circle over every greater-than symbol so they resemble pacman
>>425 buys up all of the kabapai doujinshi whenever it gets restocked on eBay
>>426 dressed up as usopp for halloween and got arrested for wearing blackface
>>427 has been working on a convoluted rpg maker game that involves a floating sentient fart sniffing children's butts for fifteen years straight, and still hasn't gotten past finishing the demo
>>430 has a vape mod with his waifu on it. It is filled with a flavor of vape that was inspired by his waifu.
>>431 Has spent the last 10 months showing off his plague doctor, military gas mask, and clean room suits.
>>432 Wore a Tuxedo Mask mask into "Mask required for entry" zones as a joke, since those don't have air filters on them.
>>433 took part in the Jan 6th riot and invaded the Senate chamber so that he could pretend his Lelouch dakimakura was his elected representative.
>>436 Stole the most attractive walrus from the aquarium
>>437 Stole the best smelling stinkbug from etymology lab.
>>438 Stole the most padgeable of similes from the entomology lab.
>>440 Made his cat the fattest to be in the heckin' chonker forum.
>>442 always gets Big Bang Theory goodies for xmas from family members
>>444 publicly corrects people on the difference between quail and pheasants
>>446 deliberately uses incorrect acronyms to hide their power level
>>447 pretends not to know about Magic the the Gathering to hide their power level
>>448 Will give Alex Jones a stroke with his chemical experiments. He's putting more chemicals in the water to turn more freakin' frogs gay.
>>449 Develops chemicals to turn the freakin' turtles gay.
>>450 Builds washing machines to trap stepfamily. He makes a fortune off of porn studios.