>>2 survived high school by carefully recording the jocks' taunts and training himself to reproduce them perfectly.
>>3 winces at the inaccuracy of the computer lab scene in Revenge of the Nerds.
>>4 Took revenge on the crew of Family Guy when they ripped off the talent show from Revenge of the Nerds.
>>5 ended the GNU/Linux debate by making the world's first / distribution.
>>7 Installed CirnOS, the strongest operating system ever built.
>>9 waited for iteration H of this thread so that he could post a witty allusion to his waifu, Cirno. But oddly he did not seize the Hget.