>>213 can program machine code for five different types of 1980s microcomputer.
>>214 can tell exactly which architecture a program was written for just by looking at the hex dump.
>>215 Knows the name of every game reviewer who isn't the AVGN, but focuses on reviewing shitty games.
>>216 thinks that hex editors are too pedestrian, and hacks his files directly in binary.
>>219 Broke into a Nintendo building and secretly put the Cheetahmen in the upcoming Smash Brothers game.
When >>221 sees a lit candle, he instinctively hits it in search of powerups.
>>222 created antivirus software that plays the metal gear alert sound when unzipping an infected file, and it makes Admiral Ackbar say "It's a trap!" when you qre about to click on an suspicious URL.
>>224 Knows every joke about Hard Man from Megaman 3. He also created several of his own.
>>225 can list from memory the optimal order to beat every stage of every Mega Man game
>>226 Has a business that is designed to resemble Dilbert comics.
>>227 Built his own power suit, and could beat Iron Man and Krang at the same time.
>>228 is the young cyborg named Ace that was referred to in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
>>229 Has twice the mega power, and knows what the mega power is. Therefore he knows what it means to have twice the mega power.
>>231 Took Kyubey to court in order to escape contractual obligations
>>232 is deeply offended by comedy programs that portray nerds as nerds
>>233 Absolutely loves comedies that portray jocks as people who can't do anything right except play sports.
>>235 Is the strongest ally Bob has in the fight against Google Plus.
>>237 Frequently refreshes threads so he can 128 GET, 256 GET, and 512 GET.
>>238 has so many accolades on his favourite forum that his post signature is 67GB of plaintext.
>>239 retells everything he just read on Wikipedia to his relatives.
>>241 clearly never visited some of the mid-2000s forums, where a back-and-forth between two regulars would result in the page length being composed mostly of their monstrous signature banners.
>>243 Hacked the computers at cigarette factories. Now they have glamorous images of movie stars, and the warning says "Smoking is awesome, quitting is for pussies"
>>245 Has the most complex AD&D dice. They are as big as bowling balls.
>>248 Hacked into every computer in a Catholic school, and made all the computers play a certain type of porn. Bukakke on girls wearing school uniforms.
Then some humorous message about asshole Catholics blamed the downfall of society on slutty clothing would be displayed every few minutes.
Also, rule 34 was used on the current pope, and popes of the past.
>>250 Translated "Smells like teen spirit" into Korean. Now he calls it "Smells like kimchi."
>>251 smells like kimchi. He says that sunlight burns him, like hygiene.
>>253 invented a programming language with ROBOT9000 rules applied to it.
>>256 never signs anything because his mum taught him to fear consequences.
>>257 Uses his wastewater engineering degree to prove that action movie stars can't escape using a sewer.
>>262 mailed a shitty VHS game to Spoony with the express desire of watching him suffer.
The refrigerator at >>263's house is actually a cryogenic freezing chamber.
The thing that became a convenient era.（＾ｏ＾）
>>266 Makes anal lube with the lowest coefficient of friction and the highest viscosity index.
>>274 still uses the printer paper that has holes in the sides.
>>281 did the same but explained that he "just [likes] how cute they are" amidst bursts of his awkward laughter.
>>285 Created catgirls by building the machine found in "The Fly" except he put a girl and a cat in the machine.
>>287 Created a Pedobear using DNA from a Kodiak bear and DNA from Micheal Jackson.
>>288 Created a ROM hack based on this youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dZ5ZnwDEo
>>291 is an otaku otaku. He can tell you the names of every well-known otaku in their respected hobby as well as recite their latest postings on any site they post on, and list their entire collection of goods. This is his only hobby; he has never seen an anime, toku show or film, he has never played a video game, and he has never read a book of any kind. He insists that he lives vicariously through other otaku.
In order to make his new 8-bit stand out from the competition, he paid Tim Follin to make all the music and sound effects.
>>294 knows how proper saging is different from the one on imageboards, but still drags in an imageboard meme to annoy people.
>>295 Has a furry costume with a special sensor in it. It detects the identity of other people wearing fur costumes.
>>296 Remixed the Lavender Town from Pokemon. It was so creepy that numerous people went to the psych ward of the hospital. The original seizure inducing Pokemon episode didn't even put as many people in the hospital.
>>298 is wearing glasses so big and thick that they hide his acne.
>>299 got a paycheck for $1024 and when he went to cash it, asked for a $512 bill, a $256 bill, a $128 bill, a $64 bill...
also, 300GET
>>300 values 300GET because he knows that 300 in Roman numerals is CCC, which he uses as his name on internet discussion boards. Representation of 300 as a sum of prime numbers amuses him.
He also cherishes that Kama Sutra was written around that year.
A fact that it is the perfect score in bowling doesn't concern him because he finds such activities to be an outdated form of entertainment and a nuisance.
>>301 Celebrated mother's day by torrenting the largest amount of MILF porn.
>>303 stole that porn in a MITM attack while it was uploading.
>>304 Built the world's biggest golf club. The head of the club looks like a titanium watermelon cut in half.
>>305 is a watermelon aficianado. Every time he looks or thinks about something he attempts to relate it to watermelon.
>>307 Heavily researched racism in order to tell the funniest joke. That joke is also considered fair because it has offensive material about everybody.
>>308 has memorized the 308 ports most commonly used by both legitimate services and malware.
>>309 has three hundred and nine IT professional certifications, but still lives at home in his mom's basement.
>>310 mined millions of dollars worth of bitcoins before the complexity rose enough to be cost prohibitive, but only spends it on anime merchandise and MMORPG gold and cash shop items.
>>311 Has a real duplicate of every Sailor Moon wand, and each one is autographed by the people that produced the manga, TV show, Super Famicom games and feature films. He doesn't have ones based on the Crystal series, because he hates it so much, that he wrote a 300 page book about it.