>>332 prays to St. IGNUcious for a cleansing rain that will wash the filth of non-free software from the earth.
>>333 has strong opinions on different kinds of passenger trains
>>334 Saw a fictional train in a movie and decided to build a real version that works.
>>336 can diagnose the problem with a train by how it feels while sitting in a passenger seat towards the back.
>>337 Owns a mattress store that also specializes in dakimakura.
>>338 Knows what happens in Hong Kong 97 when Chin kills all 1.2 billion reds.
>>339 gets a "special feeling" when she goes on imageboards and textboards.
>>343 Built tiny tentacles to do lewd things to his expensive collection of female fighters from Capcom video games.
>>346 is a Christian theologian with several degrees from prestigious seminaries.
>>347 is distinctly disfond of swirly straws exceeding two loops.
>>348 is extremely fond of things that smell faintly of blueberries
>>349 regularly hits the daily post limit on Tumblr (250 posts!)
>>350 likes to painstakingly explain things everyone knows already.
>>351 spends most of his day imagining situations where he could explain his unusual obsessions to other people
>>360 likes to share obscure tidbits about anime voice actresses.
>>361 Manufactures mind alternating chemicals which duplicate the effects in Poison Ivy and Scarecrow comics.
>>362 is that guy who can spot code that is not thread or exception safe in about 5 seconds, creates new accounts on sites to tell people their code isn't thread or exception safe, and doesn't contribute patches.
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
>>366 is losing weight as he saves his lunch money in order to be able to buy all kinds of obscure Asian gadgets online.
>>367 is literate enough in Japanese to browse 2channel. He demands you call it 2channel and not 2chan, too.
>>368 is quick to point out that it's 5channel now, not 2channel.
>>369 is quick to note that 2chan is even easier to browse than 2channel, as the images provide much-needed context for difficult-to-read posts
When Pokemon Uranium and Pokemon Plutonium were attacked by Nintendo, >>370 responded by making Pokemon Sodium and Pokemon Potassium.
>>375 masturbates primarily to Tijuana Bibles. In current year.
>>376 Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.
>>378 Does homework for other people at a high price and has assembled a crew of homework paper writers. >>378's businesses serves thousands of people per day and makes millions of dollars per year. >>378 also shows people how not to get caught as part of his business. If you ever wonder why some industry professionals don't understand the most basic things of their industry, blame >>378 and his staff for the effectiveness of their services.
>>382 Caught all the Pokemon in the new Pokemon game before the game went on sale.
>>383 made a derivative of brainfuck using dialogue from father jack hackett.
>>384 doesn't trust GCC's optimizer and edits source code to manually unroll all loops before compiling new Gentoo packages.
>>385 Uses genetic science to make skunks smell even worse than they already do.
>>386 can tell the difference between a skunk and a SSBM player by scent alone.
>>387 can tell the difference between a SSBBW and ordinary BBW by scent alone.
>>388 spends all day, every day fantasizing about BBC.
The television channel.
>>390 Uses Darth Vader's force choke during autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>391 learned about autoerotic asphyxiation in an adults cartoon and keeps trying it even though they don't get off on it.
>>392 refers to anime as "cartoons" as vengeance for being forced upon threat of death to discontinue use of the term "Japanimation."
>>393 put a separate land line infrastructure throughout his own house for simple joys like running a PPP service to nowhere and putting on stage productions of Erlang: The Movie
>>394 is one of the few individuals to attempt to implement the RFC 1149 protocol.
>>397 Collects animated logos from 1980s VHS tapes. He really loves the big DiC logo.
>>398 Builds stones with various mechanisms for holding swords. Only someone worthy of wielding the sward is able to free the sword from the mechanism that holds it to the stone.
>>399 Goes to costume parties as a popular Internet meme. He once wore a Chad costume and it was the worst fit ever. A fat hairy man dressed up as Tinkerbell is a more convincing cosplayer.
I keep forgetting the - in the channel 4 url
I feel like such a baka!
>>402 Set 4-ch.net as "4ch" in his hosts file, but he's trying badly to convince everyone that this never happened.
>>403 has 1,386 custom entries in his hosts file, most of them links to doujinshi.
When he sees the phrase "Mona (Art)", >>404 's first thoughts go to the SJIS cat drawing.
>>405 Owns every "Proplica" brand magic wand and can cast every spell that each wand is capable of.
>>407 is sexually aroused by the act of roleplaying a spambot.
>>409 Hacked the ROM of "Fat Princess Fistful of Cake" to include princess Leia and princess Peach.
>>410 did re-edits of the Star Wars trilogy to make Leia look like Jabba the Hutt in all her appearances, and vice versa.
>>411
Rotoscopes clips from feature films so that all the dramatis personae are now played by the cast of an obscure eroge.
>>412 Capitalizes the first word following the postref in 'previous poster' threads as a way of protesting against anonymity without arousing the ire of the elitist superstructure.
>>413 Invented a form of kimchi that smells twice as bad as ordinary kimchi.
>>415 Goes out of his way to correct people when they mix up 2ch and 2chan
>>416 makes obscure references nobody gets on Internet forums in a desperate hope that one day he'll meet a good-looking gal who catches it.
>>418 wrote an AI to synthesise speech bubble ascii posts from his twitter timeline and has kept it running for 10 months
>>420 was disappointed when parts 5 and 6, as well as a mysterious 8 and a couple of spinoffs of the Grandpa thread were not on archive.org
>>421 tried to convince girls at school to accept his fart fetish by sticking CD ROMs of Eight Marbles Ura in their lockers
>>422 fails all of his math tests because he draws a circle over every greater-than symbol so they resemble pacman
>>425 buys up all of the kabapai doujinshi whenever it gets restocked on eBay
>>426 dressed up as usopp for halloween and got arrested for wearing blackface