[Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (455)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 10:58

>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.

414 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9490 19:22

>>413 Invented a form of kimchi that smells twice as bad as ordinary kimchi.

415 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9491 00:10

>>414 says thank you to people

416 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9510 03:29

>>415 Goes out of his way to correct people when they mix up 2ch and 2chan

417 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9510 19:42

>>416 makes obscure references nobody gets on Internet forums in a desperate hope that one day he'll meet a good-looking gal who catches it.

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 14:38

>>417 Collects memes from past presidential elections to reuse during this election.

Years ago, >>417 collected information about people who made Bush II look like an ape, but couldn't handle it if someone joked about Obama looking like an ape.

419 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 17:26

>>418 wrote an AI to synthesise speech bubble ascii posts from his twitter timeline and has kept it running for 10 months

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9521 13:14

>>419 wants to work at the MAHO Dou

421 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9522 08:57

>>420 was disappointed when parts 5 and 6, as well as a mysterious 8 and a couple of spinoffs of the Grandpa thread were not on archive.org

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9533 14:08

>>421 tried to convince girls at school to accept his fart fetish by sticking CD ROMs of Eight Marbles Ura in their lockers

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9542 16:36

>>422 fails all of his math tests because he draws a circle over every greater-than symbol so they resemble pacman

424 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9546 17:13

>>423 Has beaten every onara game that was made in RPG maker.

425 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9566 19:05

>>424 Is the most talented Sailor Jupiter cosplayer.

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9762 23:55

>>425 buys up all of the kabapai doujinshi whenever it gets restocked on eBay

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9762 23:56

>>426 dressed up as usopp for halloween and got arrested for wearing blackface

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9763 00:04

>>427 has been working on a convoluted rpg maker game that involves a floating sentient fart sniffing children's butts for fifteen years straight, and still hasn't gotten past finishing the demo

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9772 22:31

>>428 Has a skunk costume with an odor circuit.

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9773 15:32

>>429 failed his Turing test.

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9784 16:56

>>430 has a vape mod with his waifu on it. It is filled with a flavor of vape that was inspired by his waifu.

432 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 15:22

>>431 Has spent the last 10 months showing off his plague doctor, military gas mask, and clean room suits.

433 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 15:27

>>432 Wore a Tuxedo Mask mask into "Mask required for entry" zones as a joke, since those don't have air filters on them.

434 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 23:35

>>433 took part in the Jan 6th riot and invaded the Senate chamber so that he could pretend his Lelouch dakimakura was his elected representative.

435 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 00:24

>>434 keeps track of obscure calendar systems that haven't been used for a generation or more.

436 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 15:36

>>435 Added 2012 more years to the Mayan calender system.

437 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10201 15:46

>>436 Stole the most attractive walrus from the aquarium

438 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10236 03:48

>>437 Stole the best smelling stinkbug from etymology lab.

439 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10236 07:39

>>438 Stole the most padgeable of similes from the entomology lab.

440 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10238 02:32

>>439 Stole the deadliest virus from Wuhan, China.

441 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10288 03:26

>>440 Made his cat the fattest to be in the heckin' chonker forum.

442 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10288 07:09

>>441 catched gonorrhoea from a computer

443 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10288 12:22

>>442 always gets Big Bang Theory goodies for xmas from family members

444 Name: (*ß ƒŽß) : 1993-09-10290 05:11

>>443's glasses shift >>443's eyes completely away

445 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10292 18:16

>>444 publicly corrects people on the difference between quail and pheasants

446 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10301 17:22

>>445 Knows the stats of every MTTG card by memory.

447 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10303 15:34

>>446 deliberately uses incorrect acronyms to hide their power level

448 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10304 06:21

>>447 pretends not to know about Magic the the Gathering to hide their power level

449 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10310 12:01

>>448 Will give Alex Jones a stroke with his chemical experiments. He's putting more chemicals in the water to turn more freakin' frogs gay.

450 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10333 09:29

>>449 Develops chemicals to turn the freakin' turtles gay.

451 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10711 12:00

>>450 Builds washing machines to trap stepfamily. He makes a fortune off of porn studios.

452 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10977 12:01

>>451 Built vTuber equipment that tracks cats and dogs.

453 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11020 03:27

>>452
Collects gay porn and anal plugs

454 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11087 12:30

>>453
Is a Japanese ultranationalist and apologist for Tojo's war crimes despite being a white American

455 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 18:58

>>454 was always picked last.

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