>>436 Stole the most attractive walrus from the aquarium
>>437 Stole the best smelling stinkbug from etymology lab.
>>438 Stole the most padgeable of similes from the entomology lab.
>>440 Made his cat the fattest to be in the heckin' chonker forum.
>>442 always gets Big Bang Theory goodies for xmas from family members
>>444 publicly corrects people on the difference between quail and pheasants
>>446 deliberately uses incorrect acronyms to hide their power level
>>447 pretends not to know about Magic the the Gathering to hide their power level
>>448 Will give Alex Jones a stroke with his chemical experiments. He's putting more chemicals in the water to turn more freakin' frogs gay.
>>449 Develops chemicals to turn the freakin' turtles gay.
>>450 Builds washing machines to trap stepfamily. He makes a fortune off of porn studios.