[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 23:11

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710

By my calculations, we will reach the 7000th of September somewhere around >>700 of this thread. How appropriate.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 09:51

So tired of this. Wish I had killed myself when I was 17. I'm craving peanut marzipan or halvah or something else crumbly and dry like that.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 13:02

>>582
No.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 13:25

sleepy sleepy sleepy

585 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6993 15:33

I have the perfect ruby for my forehead. All I have to do is to perform a self-trepanation.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:01

One step closer.....

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:02

»»700

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:34

seven hUndEreD

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:35

What a sheep.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:58

Rosshian
Rosshian ruureto

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 20:35

>>585 I am a member of the Magicube sect. We have blue dots on our foreheads, representing The Divine Flash of Insight.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 21:11

Perfect evening, perfecting night, perfect morning. She tells me she's not perfect - who is? But for a time, and in our childish majesty, the illusion may be kept for quite a while yet.

593 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6993 23:31

>>591
But trepanation is said to grant psychic powers on itself. I bet with a ruby I will be able to shoot laser beams and literally blow people's minds!

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:49

We are living in the age of the overpopulated internet. The information we receive is mostly useless. The brilliance of twitter is that it limits such trash to 140 symbols per "serving". So does tumblr and other popular online services.

However, this also makes users attached to scrolling through the trash generated by many various people because these messages differ from each other in style, in topic, etc.

This in turn makes people less capable of thoughtful reading. They can't keep their attention throughout a long article. They would rather believe a short list of "facts" if it has one or two links to some lengthy paper. Even if original research actually contradict those points, no one is going to check.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:02

>>594
I do most of my reading with paper/electronic ebooks. The rest consists in here and various articles. Social media is trash.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 01:22

>>594
Yeah. People these days are impatient and undiscerning. They watch a three minute video filled with poorly research facts, feel like their minds are blown and praise themselves for having such wonderful skills of critical thought after mindlessly agreeing with the subject matter of the media they just consumed. It's not much better than watching the news on TV.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 09:03

We're currently well ahead of schedule in getting to >>700. At this rate, we might even get there before the 7000th. I propose two possible courses of action:

1) We slacken off the pace, and then have a mad rush of posts on the last day.

2) We keep posting at the current rate and try to get to >>777 instead.

Thoughts?

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 11:53

>>594
This was a little tl;dr, but I recently read an interesting infographic on Reddit called 10 Reasons Why You Read Forums All Day, But Can No Longer Read A Book. It was pretty #epic, I'm glad we live in an era of condensed information rather than #toomanywords and purple prose. Those pre-netizens had way too much time on their hands.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 12:04

I hope I get a reply to the e-mail I sent; I really want the last lot of that bundle!

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 12:20

>>594
Yup.

Sheeple GET!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 12:53

I wanna put JAVA on it...

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 14:42

professional life ruiner

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:15

YKK on my panks

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:41

How do I use three seashells?..

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 17:49

>>603
Very nice zippers

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 23:59

My head hurts so bad.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 00:14

>>606
Mine as well. Would love to be reading, but it's kind of hard to grasp Schopenhauer with a splitting headache.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 00:51

Tómas, if you really are here - go suck on marbles.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 01:06

There are a lot of amateur philosophers on DQN lately.

Or one amateur philosopher going through his pre-college look-at-me phase.

610 Name: Loli : 1993-09-6995 01:15

I like the little girl.

611 Name: !JMyMsELF.U : 1993-09-6995 05:32

>>609
I'm an actual post-college philosopher. But, please; still look at me!

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 06:47

I would never stoop so low as to brandish myself a 'philosopher'. What pomp!

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 06:58

Philosophers are all retarded anyway.

Signed, a real scientist.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 10:17

I am king of the coping mechanisms.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:11

There are no rules of the Internet, except for 1-9, 34.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:20

>>609
"My God, my God... Yes, yes... You were pleased to say once that there was no philosophy in Russia, but that all people, even the paltriest, talk philosophy. But you know the philosophizing of the paltriest does not harm anyone."

  • Chekhov, Ward Six

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:50

Inbred Death Romance!

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 11:56

MurderDeathKill MurderDeathKill

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 21:20

I don't like Firefox's new features. I opened a blank tab while sitting with my computer at a cafe before work, and strangers nearly saw the Oreimo hentai I'd been beating off to last night.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 23:04

Click the nine-square thing in the upper-right corner to make the new tab page blank. But you should always use private browsing for that kind of thing, you can never be too safe.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6995 23:49

>>619
Use different browser (Chrome? Opera?) for porn. Don't keep the links on your desktop or quick launch, because somebody might want to launch their favourite browser or simply click on a colourful icon.

>>620
Sometimes you have to rely on web history to get to some neat pages. You wouldn't want to have porn sites on your mind, would you?

The best thing is a personal desktop where you can even set tabs to reopen (I think it's "restore previous session" in FF). The downside is that you might get stuck on the same explicit material and feel like your life stuck in a loop. Mine did.

622 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6996 00:14

>>619
You can not only turn that off like >>620-san said but you can also pin each tile in place with your favorite sites that you choose instead of recent ones or whatever.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 00:36

>>622
Firefox still generates thumbnails. It's dumb because now the FBI know I like loli, which is against federal law.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 13:56

>>620>>621>>622
Thanks, dqns!

I'm pretty sure one of the waitresses saw it. This morning she gave me a look. Oh well, I'm already a natural outcast, so I don't care if people think I'm a pervert. As long as they're not my family or my boss.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 15:45

Firefox Users should be aware of the "Tab Groups" feature if they are not already.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:04

>>625
I hate that feature. Maybe it's because it's too flashy and doesn't fit in with the rest of the GUI. I dislike most of the Web Developer features for the same reason (3D view, design view, etc.). They should be in an extension, not in the default browser. And they should use the system GUI elements, not their own ones just because they can use HTML/CSS. You might as well make the menus and form elements light-blue on dark-grey too.

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:25

>>626
Why's that?

It's really handy for when I'm at work and want to read comics/post on forums/whatever, I can switch right away to email and junk

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 16:32

>>627
I think maybe I'm just a luddite or a little autistic. I only started using tabs over windows about a year ago. Change and inconsistency rub me the wrong way.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 20:20

Skeletons are a renewable resource.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:27

>>629
Are you playing Minecraft too? I had this word-for-word same thought earlier.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 22:31

>>630
Why yes, it was in relation to Minecraft. Great dokyuns think alike, as they say.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:04

>>629-631
I love you guys.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:30

>>626
And here I am, craving the features you don't like. They're just so useful to me!

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO START POSTNG FASTER

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:32

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635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:33

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636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:37

I wonder if there are videos of women using dragon dildoes?

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:56

>>636
That depends on your definition of dragon dildo.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:02

I got my girlfriend addicted to minecraft recently. She's not really a gamer so I'm pretty happy.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:26

http://spbtolerance.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vostok-zapad-rus.pdf
So, this is a leaflet for ex-USSR migrant workers. Broom and painting tools are greeted by humans. Nice, isn't it?

There are three chapters (coloured pages): "Entrance to Russia", "Prevention of HIV" and "Hints and Tips". Nice, isn't it?

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:27

>>636
They have a special site for that. I don't remember the url but I'm pretty sure it had "toys" in it.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:28

Fire!

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:30

The bits! The bits!

You don't know what that means. Shut up.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:38

>>636
I was falling asleep and suddenly this came to my mind: ttp://videos.toypics.net/
It seems to be offline at the moment.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 00:41

>>643
Thanks! I just don't see how those things would fit inside most vagina. I guess now I'll find out.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:29

Jesus Christ... I'm supposed to go to Howloscream with a friend. It started two hours ago, and we still haven't even left. What the fuck? 30 minutes ago said friend said he was gonna take a shower and then pick me up. Longest. Fucking. Shower. Ever...

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 02:20

Japanese math rock is incredible. Giraffes? Giraffes! eat your hearts out.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:21

Does anyone actually use any of the other boards on 4-ch?

648 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 04:42

You guys need to post faster if you want to reach >>700 by the 7000th of September 1993.

This is a direct order

--The Management

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 04:42

I wondered about that once, and made the tactical error of checking out the sexuality board.

Can't recommend it.

650 Name: Shii!!SKucOrqw : 1993-09-6997 05:30

Woah, that is creepy as hell. I am going to tell Squeeks about it when he wakes up. I don't think either of us have looked at this board in many months. How are the other six of you doing?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 06:16

It appears all of the boards are lightly active. The board with the oldest most recent non-saged post is /sports/.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:04

bitter

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:10

>>649
I concur. I will never check any other board again.

>>648,650
I love you, Shii!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:46

>>650
I'm ashamed and kind of giddy to admit that I've trolled /personal/ and /sexual/ on several occasions. It's difficult not to.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 10:24

Goodbye, DQN. I mightn't see you again until the big day itself.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 12:55

Even with the security update, Shiichan is still pretty awful and useless.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 15:42

Wait, what happened to the Sexuality board, exactly?

I liked that board! All the Personal boards amuse me because they get a really steady stream of replies from people who I don't know where they come from. Sometimes I thought it was just one guy with lots of different personalities.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:29

>>657
I think it got deleted, probably entropy from the dqn.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:32

It's not easy being the internets greatest troll.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:39

>>658
Oh no. When we hit the 1993-09-7000 singularity, will all the boards be gone?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 16:44

Reminds me, on Shiichan you can >>1000-1 to read backwards.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 17:42

It is my birthday!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 19:59

>>662
Happy birthday, Andrew!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:21

>>662
How old are you Andrew?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:27

I'm helping!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:29

Mee too!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

We gotta reach it in three days! Wheres my party hat?

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 22:31

Who's Andrew?

>>662
Happy birthday and >>666 to you, ( ˃ ヮ˂)!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 01:17

ヘyロオkイフォrゴtトスィtchカタカナオッfハハハ

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 07:41

I'm pissed-up on life.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6998 23:27

The obviously-intended-to-be-shocking Enderman death sound wasn't very scary, but that level-up noise made me jump out of my skin.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 00:09

Well, now that's over, I'm bored.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 05:03

I hope this hurricane kills me so I don't have to write that essay.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 07:18

We need to get closer to >>700, but not too close for somebody lame to GET >>700 earlier.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 08:20

hi dqn,

I used to post here a lot a couple years ago but got kind of detached from the internet for a while. seems a lot of things have changed since then. do you still remember me?

posting itt to help the >>700get (っ´ω｀)っ

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 12:40

I should, fuck, GET OFF THIS COMPUTER!
WHY ARE WE LOOKING FOR REDWOOD?
HE'S A FUCK.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:28

Ever since the semester started, I've had practically no life, but it will pay off in the end.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 13:52

Gotta go to space. Gotta go to space!

Please go to space.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:40

One day more till 7000.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:47

ATCHATCH

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6999 14:49

http://4-ch.net/code/kareha.pl/1351522021/l50

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