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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 11:12

Check the timestamps this time and don't let yourself be tricked.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 20:38

My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 20:54

>>455

You're disgusting.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 22:42

>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 13:47

Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 22:30

http://community.linuxmint.com/tutorial/view/842

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 23:10

Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 00:19

>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 02:49

They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 05:28

FOOP THIS SHOOP

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 12:02

Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 14:17

I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7293 14:48

I used to enjoy Topkek when I was a child. Now it is a mockery.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 02:29

>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 14:29

This is just in: >>455-san has been arrested!

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 20:06

>>467
It's [S4S] QUALITY

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 20:33

>>461
Alas, I couldn't work up the nerve to ask her in the end. She was pretty adorable though, and very good at building things with lego. The ideal imouto.

>>468
Lies!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 22:17

That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7294 22:43

>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 00:21

My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 01:50

Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 14:44

Welcome to Night Vale is great.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 19:43

This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:13

>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 21:36

separation anxiety

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 22:05

attachment anxiety

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 22:51

I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 23:26

>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7295 23:48

I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 02:07

>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 04:29

Come on, let's start using the other boards.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 08:37

>>484
Which other boards?

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 09:20

>>485
/ascii/ /games/ /anime/ whatever you're into

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 11:43

>>484
What he said

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 16:21

OFFICIAL >>488 GAUNTLET:
Make at least one post on every other board on 4-ch.

>>488 GAUNTLET LITE:
Make at least one post on at least one board of every subsection of 4-ch (culture, personal, etc).

>>488 GAUNTLET MAX:
Make at least one post on every other board on 4-ch in one sitting.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 20:03

>>488
Inb4 sudden influx of post on /ascii/

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7296 20:47

Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 00:00

There's hope for you yet.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 00:13

Dear Firefox developers:

Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 00:19

>>492
this has always infuriated me

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 01:51

Dear Firefox developers:

Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 02:56

Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 11:36

Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 11:51

>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 13:14

Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 14:57

You should use 7-zip and Chrome.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 15:38

>>498
Purge and recompile the comm-release.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 19:46

Life is so utterly absurd!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 20:23

glass2k is a cool program!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 21:39

I wish people would stop saying "program". It's called an app or application, stop trying to be retro.
Now excuse me while I dump my core over my 300 baud, or whatever.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:02

>>502,503
you two have to have a duel to the death now

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7297 22:59

I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 01:32

>>503

I don't understand how "program" is retro

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 03:09

Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 09:11

Right now, my penis is the hardest organic substance known to man.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 17:03

Love her to death!

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7298 17:22

> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 00:17

I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.

512 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7299 01:54

Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 11:15

>>475
Gosh, it really is.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 15:55

Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 21:23

I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 22:54

Suited only for machines and ghosts.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:09

>>514
Just watch the news and grumble to yourself.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7299 23:15

>>513
I only found it last week. Loving it so far!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 10:18

Did someone make a #14 thread? I can't remember.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 15:57

what the heck is unquote-splicing?

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 16:36

>>519
in the future someone has made one

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 17:05

>>520
some lisp shit idunno

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7300 21:14

I like number 14. But you already know it.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:00

Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 00:24

It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 01:08

Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 06:28

http://comic.pixiv.net/works/512
What the fuck is this? Is this a comic about DQN? Is it about the proper Japanese DQN? Or is it some senseless abbreviation that doesn't make any sense or something?

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 08:39

Have you noticed that I yap less about DPRK after unsubscribing from uriminzokkiri on Youtube? I was annoyed by them dominating my subscriptions, which were like "nothing that I want to watch + lots of Northern Korean news".

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 10:32

>>527
Looks like Yankee Dere-dere kanojo.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 23:37

Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 04:29

>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680

532 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7302 06:44

It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.

The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.

I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 07:38

>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.

534 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7302 08:04

http://gunshowcomic.com/742

My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:14

There's no America you can save.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:27

>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 08:53

no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:11

I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:40

A big bottom with no visible hole.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 10:49

Am dying send help.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 11:15

>>540
Press F1 for help.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 11:30

　　　　　________________
-\\\\\\|mysterious|\\\\\\
　->>>>>|box of help|->>>>>　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　>>540
-//////|_______________|//////

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 13:12

>>534
If only any of us had half the wit of KC Green

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 21:43

Come back little moth, I love you.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 22:05

I a m qweraerilnf vwery trhick wooily mikljttens whui ch astre nkiot coinduckuive gto m zakin g fredzadcable posts. z\t leza\dsgt tgheyh'er nki ced \an dc fuzxzy.,

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 22:58

>>544
Leave the light on for him!

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 23:44

gape an anus

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7302 23:46

Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 01:33

>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 10:50

>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone

http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:20

Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 13:22

Don't worry, >>543! We're all funny, each in his own special way!

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 15:00

I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7303 15:08

>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.

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