2006 was a great year for movies. 300 came out, Shaun of the Dead cane out. Good year.
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Radio shows still exist? Let alone offensive ones?
Reading Tomochika Miyano always makes me really depressed and I don't think anyone I know in real life would understand why.
I just masturbated to a video of a skinny Japanese guy wearing a maid outfit and riding a dildo. I guess that makes me gay, but I don't care. I'd totally fuck that guy (as long as he keeps the wig and skirt and medical mask on.)
I thought "Internet Rescue Service" would be such a good name for almost anything online, but it turns out that Viprinet already uses it for their ambulance-like vehicle.
Don't worry, >>346, you've masturbated to an act of masturbation. You might be curious how it feels when somebody stabs you through your buttcheeks with his dick, or how is it like to stuff somebody else's bottom with your chode, but this doesn't make you gay.
Just to be on a safe side masturbate to a girl in a maid outfit next time. Or to be completely sure two girls.
Five years to the day since an event that didn't happen. Where will I be in five years time, I wonder? Will I still remember? Will I still care?
I typed this up for a forum and then my paranoia about expressing opinion on things under a username kicked in. So here, have this. (On the AVGN Big Rigs episode)
AVGN seems to have either matured or lost his touch, depending on your perspective I guess. Either way this episode had a different vibe to it compared to his "peak" era. It did have some funny moments though.
As for Big Rigs, I don't really see the fascination. Yes, it's shocking that they released the game in such an unfinished state, but it just seems to lack interest beyond that. It's not a game that makes you say "damn, this could have been good" nor one that seems to have much quirkiness or interesting background (c.f. say, Daikatana or Action 52). It's just a not-even-half-finished dull racing game whose only claim to fame is having been sold in its not-even-half-finished state.
An untold and impossible distance beneath the Earth's surface, in a half-flooded cave I stood. The feeble light I carried showed me nothing at all, but somehow I could tell that the priest, whom I had come all this way to see, was here at last.
"I know who you are, and what you're here for." He told me in a creaking voice. He leaned close to me, so close I could feel his breath on my skin. Despite the cold of the cavern, I broke out in a sweat. At last, he banished the harsh silence with a whisper, pregnant with meaning:
"Activate the carbonyl group."
Heh, all you kiddies going on about how Call of Duty killed the FPS genre. It was Half-Life what killed the FPS genre, son.
Killing the FPS genre is a good thing. Half-Life for president.
Sometimes I wonder why I bother writing witty comments around the internet when nobody acknowledges them
Sometimes I wonder if what would be worse: eternal pain or eternal boredom.
Last night I dreamed that I walked in on all of my immediate family watching Oniisama E. They didn't like it, the philistines.
Hey DQN, what's your BMI?
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx
See if you can beat my high score of 17.9!
I just heard about Edward Snowmen. So why is this guy reading my emails and shit?
>Edward Snowmen
lolzapalooza
そんな事はまるで分らない。
Tell my parents I'm sorry.
>>363
I think his name was Edward Showden and he was a vampire who stole gov't mail.
Wakachan is down again....
Too much milk.
Please show me some Ghastly's Ghastly Comic so I can decide which is better.
>>373 It seems quite good maybe, pick me out a couple of favourites please? Sorry if I'm being a pain heee
It sounds like a sort of commiseration.
Ahh, I'm too colourblind for this shit.
>>374
You're really going to have me go through all these again? Mrrh, ok.
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20031019.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20040425.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20041114.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050116.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020120.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030504.html
The "zipper ninja" saga tends to be pretty funny, too.
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020602.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020616.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020623.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020630.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020804.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021208.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021215.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021229.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030105.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050710.html
It's something that comes in spirals.
>>359
Update: last night I dreamed about performing cunnilingus on my older sister. Seriously, what the fuck, subconscious?
Where can a lewd guy go to talk about lewd manga in a safe for work environment.
large fucking pingas
Why are the little girls singing about penises again?
that sounds like something Beavis & Butt-head would do.
I'm not looking, I'm not looking...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1293698023/318
This is actually a problem with videogames like Skyrim. If player has a very strong daily power, he will probably try to save it for when he really-really needs it which might make him miss that moment (so he'll die and just reload the game). Or, perhaps, he will just abuse waiting: clean a room, wait for 24 hours, clean another room. Wow, what an action superhero! However, if the power is weak the player might just forget about it.
To whomever linked that puzzle:
Argh. I feel as if the solution ought to be this:
http://imgur.com/zIf7fr1
But at the same time, I have a nagging feeling that that's wrong, because the instructions said two square pens, not rectangular.
And again, given that the site is called "Futility Closet" I have a certain suspicion that maybe it's supposed to be impossible just to annoy people.
Also, wolves are social creatures. Why am I isolating them?
My life in gardens.
Why can't I stop crying?
>>387
I don't know what problem you're talking about, but based on your comments, is it http://i.imgur.com/N1b2dic.png ?
I can't eat hyperbolic functions.
>>390
DERP! After all the time I've spent messing with floor tile patterns for game graphics, I would think I should've come up with that. I got as far as "maybe the squares have to be diagonal" but was still trying to intersect them.
I am ruin.
showers suck
Oh no! The spider that's been living on my ceiling for weeks is dead. I'm genuinely upset.
Children suck, only stupid people would want them to begin with
Hey, DJ Snuff Festival, I know it's only half past two billion but how about we sit back and discuss eroge? ha ha ha yes
Thank you so much. I love you.
These rabbits are only for emergencies.
Release emergency rabbits.
fuck
Why is my first thought on seeing the phrase "number of apes in africa" something racist
It's not your fault.
im really stupid
"N-no, please stop, Onii-chan... It won't fit! I-I can't wear any more blazers!"
Last one, I swear...
These radishes are piquant.
Why is dqn such a political cesspit, why do dokyuns care about politics.
whoa, cool, this captcha says 'mutation'
>>415
I'm pretty certain it's just a vocal minority. Rest assured the rest of us don't care about politics in the slightest.
THE PERSONAL IS POLITICAL!!!!!!
>>415
We could always move to http://4-ch.net/politics/
It's supposed to be a more "serious debate" sort of place but no one follows nor enforces the rules so it's still DQN-quality retardedness.
⊂二二二(´・ω・)二二⊃ Shoboooooooon
I love star wars video games
(∩´ ~ `∩)
>>425
Is that the one where Darth Vader is in the sandcrawler and he turns into (to quote AVGN) "a FUCKING scorpion"?
So long, and thanks for all the seaweed.
Eyes bright like diorite.
Holy shit these new $100 bills are so cool
oi is a good genre
my captcha says "shi" (*゚ -゚)
I drank three big glasses of milk and two cans of coke zero tonight
I'm not Alice.
I want to yiff.
/weather sympathetic
I want to approach one of those tomboyish dykes and tell her how cute I think she is.
I would then dress her with girly clothes and enjoy her embarrassment as she blushes.