Apparently, Uber is simply not as useful when you're fucking wasted and want to go home because the shitty app doesn't seem to quite nail where the fuck you are; I had a driver fucking outright reject me because I couldn't find him in the middle of my ethilic stupor (which is now since lowered to a bearable intoxication, enough to coherently post)
Either make sure you have a designated driver or a friend sober enough to locate the Uber cab on a phone screen.