[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 05:19

18 threads already?

3 Name: Mr 2GET likes to 2GET : 1993-09-8025 05:53


4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:14

this series just spent 50 episodes masturbating over how awesome zhuge liang was only to say in the very last seconds of the very last episode "oh by the way he died and shu was overrun by wei/jin within a year because he exhausted the state treasury by constantly invading the north"

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:22

wub wub wub wub wub wuuuuuubbbbbb wwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuu uuuubbbbbb

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:22

fuck bitches, smoke meth

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 08:37


8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 08:38

in broogz

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 09:03

I foresee great things for this thread.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 11:29

Too much thinking, not enough doing

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 12:34

I haven't said "penis" in the new thread yet.
There we go.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 14:59

Nineteen, actually; there were two #11s.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 17:47

>>6 is that in the sense of "have sexual intercourse with bitches" or in the sense of "to hell with bitches"?

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:24

I accidentally 500 iPads. Oops.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:30

I made this thread

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:41

You can't really choose which after taking meth.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:57

But "fuck bitches" came first.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 20:06

The loneliness of dildos.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 20:08

Dildos are liberating but fleshlights are creepy and rapacious because if the stigma-based double standard ever died men would have as little interest in women as women currently have in men.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 20:18

No you didn't, you liar. I made the thread.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 22:59

dragon dildo

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 23:32

gonna pee in her butt

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 23:46

neat, windows broke my japanese input and turned my ime into a standard kana keyboard

wondering if it's worth fixing or if i should just order some keyboard stickers

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:17

moar liek keyboard snickers, amirite guise?

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:41

>>19 really you seriously need to post this on tumblr or on a wordpress blog; you would get lots of circlejerking love overnight

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:59

ichi ni san shi funf sechs seben acht

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:01

The more I browse boards where people give their opinion, the less I want to do it.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:04

In my opinion >>27 is a big jerk.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:11

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and nobody wants to hear it.

(Except creepy fart fetishists.)

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 07:40

eins zwei polizei drei vier grenadier fünf sechs alter keks

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 08:33


32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 11:51

eins zwei drei vier, bin endlich weg von dir, fünf sechs sieben acht, du hast jetzt keine Macht mehr über mich, verpiss dich!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 14:13

je ne comprends pas.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 14:47

>>25 if you are >>18 then I don't understand you and I don't think you understand yourself

if not, carry on

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 15:00

Google has absolutely no place to be moralistic about anything, because the search engine just invited me to "Find Your Special Woman from 100s Kyrgyzstan Brides." It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 15:26

Getting a dead mail-order bride because she was sent via Yodel?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 15:49

There's an easy way to fix this: abandon windows.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 16:36

Getting a mail-order bride that arrived in a box marked "some assembly required?"

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 16:39

I'm lonely.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 18:09

Getting a mail-order bride where the packaging has a check box marked "HAS PENIS", and it's clearly been ticked and erased multiple times?

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 20:44


42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 22:49


43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 23:28

>It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.

The Destruction of Daisy

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:02

I emailed RMS to ask what his favorite anime is, if his response is DQN quality I'll post it here within 24-48 hours.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:04

While watching another Japanese Lesbian porn, the following texts appeared on the screen at random intervals in the video.
you ejaculate
bad-smelling penis
Move a penis?
Move a bad-smelling penis?

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:21

Larry Wall recommended Utena in a blog entry once.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:50

penis is fun

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 03:29

oh god why the fuck is my brother talking about how much of an ebin raid group 4chan is

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 03:37

I bet girls call their masturbatin' hands Rocky Knuckles and his Five Sons

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 11:20

As much as I prefer to stay out of things, OS "wars" remind me of the Blub paradox: "what I'm using is good enough for me, and there surely can't be anything better; these things I keep being told are better are actually just different and/or weird." (Paul Graham's essay, Beating the Averages, introduces this concept in the context of programming languages).

Computers have a disproportionate return on investment. If you put a little time or effort into learning how to use these powerful tools a little bit more efficiently, you will be rewarded in a way that makes you wonder how you ever made do beforehand.
For some people, this will make them sound smug on the Internet. Don't use their personality defects as a reason to totally ignore the core of their message. Instead, be open to trying new things.

catcha: pube

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 11:59

I shall name my goregrind band "Meat Vagina and the Microtears".

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 12:15

>>50 I spent several years using Linux, and it still sucks. Bad hardware support, bad software support, shoddy software, and shoddy system design (the OSS/ALSA/JACK/PulseAudio clusterfuck in particular). It's not more stable, unless you use a distro that sticks to outdated tried-and-true versions of the software (that probably don't have features you want), and it's not really more secure, just more obscure (Heartbleed anyone)?
Windows is far from perfect but at least it's polished.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 12:20

I still don't understand how my flatmate's girlfriend's hair ended up in my underwear.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 12:48

>>52 I spent several years using GNU/Linux too, and it worked fine for me. But all I really do on my computer is browse the internet and watch anime and sometimes play emulators or old games which run in WINE.

Also Windows is far from polished, it's just that it hides the broken shit from you until a big pile of broken shit accumulates and then it all comes tumbling down and breaks for good.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 13:06


She was rubbing it in her face and smelling it 'cause she thought it was his. Sorry.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 13:40

clinton vs trump goes far beyond douche vs turd, it's more like a dick in the eye vs a knife in the ass

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 15:40

The question is not "are the socks dry" but rather "are the socks dry enough".

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 15:55

I came back after a few days to find my rice cooker crawling with maggots. I cleaned it out with bleach and hot water but I'm not sure if I should just throw it out and get a new one anyway. Every time I make congee using the secret DQN recipe I'll be mentally picturing the little things crawling all over my food.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 16:41

Next time I have an argument on the internet (I know, who does that anymore?), I'm going to end the argument by admitting I'm wrong no matter what it is.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 17:14

No you're not.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 17:20

>>58 Maggots probably don't taste that bad. Just pretend you're a sailor in the days of wooden ships and appreciate them as extra protein.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 18:01

It's not really worth getting into, but the fact you lumped JACK in with OSS (which has been dead for decades) and think that OpenSSL only runs on Linux shows you're just shitting out of your ass and regurgitating outdated FUD out of your ass also.

sage because DQN doesn't need this much individuality

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 18:19

Big Al's subs are a health hazard

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 19:22

Worry not, fellow DQN. If you did a proper job of cleaning it--and it sounds like you did--then it's no more likely to contain maggots or any traces thereof in the future than any other rice cooker, even one that you might purchase to replace it.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 20:27

My dick must think its doing a really good job inseminating all these women. I just don't have the heart to tell him the truth.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 20:33

Sometimes I don't like to recall arguments where I was obviously wrong because I know the moment I do, I'll be so ignorant to think I'm right again.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 00:22

Who is better? Tim McGraw or Gavin DeGraw?

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 03:09

I honestly don't even give a fuck anymore. The President has a lot of power obviously, but not nearly as much as people seem to think - the permanent bureaucracy pretty much prevents any really crazy reform, good or bad, from happening out of Washington. The real problem is the appointment of future Supreme Court justices and the President's power to determine foreign policy.

The above also goes for all the dipshit dingbat asshole fucksticks we seem to elect to Congress. HURF BURF I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP WASHINGTON. Sure, buddy.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 05:55

>>44 here
He just said "I don't know any Chinese cartoons". I forget that people outside the weebsphere don't use that joke.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 07:01

Damn son, you blew it.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 14:56

Did you really ask him what's his favorite chinese cartoon? I'm genuinely stumped.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 15:25

The entire exchange went:

subj: What is your favorite anime?
All the GNU/Linux fans and free software advocates I've met are into Chinese cartoons. What is your favorite? I bet you're a fan of Battle Programmer Shirase, right?

re: What is your favorite anime?
I don't know any Chinese cartoons.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 21:09

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a finger pressing refresh on an angry blogpost – forever.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 21:11

I like this progression so much.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 22:11

Did you at least explain to him it was a joke?

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 23:29

I doubt there are any anime or chinese cartoons released under copyleft/libre document licenses.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 06:08

Holy shit this internet connection is slow. It literally took ten minutes to load the DQN front page. I don't know if this post will ever even get through.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 07:43

I wonder when >>77 will arrive. This is the first time I have seen a post in transit for so long.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 11:28

All supporters of encryption are in truth closeted, but well-networked, homosexuals, who fear islamist takeover and wahhabist implementation of Sharia.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 12:12

imitation crab meat

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 14:02

the unbearable lightness of being john malkovich

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 17:54

Why the hell am I the one who has to ask for hot tea? It should be you tasteless plebeians who want cold brown sugar water who should have to specify "iced tea". And in a Chinese restaurant, no less.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 18:18

exit Alabama

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 18:30

I sure do love lemon sorbet.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 19:12

This haircut ' s probably not gonna be very good.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 19:53

Just tell the barber to fuck your shit up, and then if you pay him enough you can gain access to a secret haircut of DQN quality.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 20:16

too late.
now I look like a Slav.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 20:53

What's one cow queef between friends?

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 21:18

I feel sorry for everyone that doesn't speak any language other than English.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 21:40

Wenn man Deutsch sprechen kann, ist das gut?

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 21:43

Pokemon sind im Pokeball.
Ich sitze auf dem stuhl.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 23:40

The latest talk on the SaoVQ thread makes me think of this again.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 00:30

I remember using emulators and ROMs back in 1999, so I could play video games that never were in English.

What I learned was that most games that don't get translated into English were awful. People do us a favor not selling them here.

So, >>89 that lowered my motivation to learn other languages.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 01:26

>>93 a lot of games that did get translated into English were awful, too.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 03:48

Well there goes $15k this year.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 04:28

I bet I can't do that again.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 15:47

And yet it downloads.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:11

Sometimes I go through the list of youtube videos I liked and laugh at them like it's 2006 again. While perusing the list, I find some that have been deleted or made private. I can't help but wonder what those videos were.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:48

Mein Deutsch ist Pfeffernusse, aber meinen Arsch ein Wurst vertrieber ist.
Oder etwas.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 19:00

Megu-nee did nothing wrong.

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