[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:34

Going to an acidic text board and managing to subdue an inflammatory troll with relatively little effort

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:38

I feel like sometimes a person here will discover or remember a piece of media, then make multiple posts that suggest it without explicitly mentioning it. I feel this way because I've done it myself.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 22:06

>>702 I do that as well

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 16:17

I don't often fall ill, but when I do it's always a throat infection.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 20:17

" your mood and intentions are read " how does this happen? Is it just based on the number of clicks?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 22:55

they're talking about us again

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 23:52

Neural networks will be trained on sample data. With various information about the clicks (such as position, number of clicks, frequency, how long clicks are held down, what objects on the screen are clicked, position and angle relative to last click, time of day) as the input, and mood and intentions as output.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 05:57

What kind of objects are we talking about here? Will there be pictures of things or just the standard objects you see on a website? What if the clicker accidentally clicks a button they didn't mean to?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 12:30

Accidents are statistically insignificant with enough non-accident input, and even if they aren't below the noise floor for NNs the variance will actually help train it better (to mitigate local maxima in mood calculation).

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 14:39

If I were to make something similar, I'd just make dictionaries for each mood, like the word cute is young and casual, whereas the word hitherto is polite and more "mature". Sort of like that website analyzer that claims that DQN is written by a girl.
Effort would be measured by length, mood, how many long words are contained within the post, the number of replies and lenght of said replies.
I don't think the emblem should match the post all the time, and the algorithm getting it wrong sometimes would be part of the fun.
Of course, on my website, the emblems would automatically personalize your anime avatar associated to all your posts.

The name of my website? geaonline.moe

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 17:43

There are many ways to give offense, but the easiest and most effective way is to ignore someone. By doing literally nothing at all, you can send the message to your target that you are better than him and that he is not worth even one second of your time. This works well if your target is trying to greet you or to speak with you, and it works especially well when many other people who you both know are around to witness it.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 18:20

I was trying to lead into a 'trouser drop' joke as a play on words but I think it just came across as a plain old dubstep reference.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 22:55

My life is fucking awesome.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 01:25

Where would the 3d pot come from? Would one of the artists make it? I found this, and it only costs 5$. It looks really cool. If you couldn't afford it, maybe you could get an artist to imitate it for you. Also, I really like >>710's ideas, so maybe you guys should collaborate together.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 05:18

Eating Pop Secret while watching Top Secret

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 17:49

>>715 Playing Golgo 13 Top Secret Episode on the NES.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 18:20

. . . .

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 18:37

Writing my resignation letter in LaTeX

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 20:06

You should write it on latex and then snap your boss's face with it on your way out.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 00:59

Democratic debate tiem

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 01:24

Candidate 1: I think we should tax the people more!
Candidate 2: I agree with you!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 02:27

Getz/Gilberto is kinda shit

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 02:42

Ok maybe not

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 03:10

Ice age must've been pretty cool

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:11

it's certainly nowhere near Astrud. But there are a few good tracks

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:26

I think your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:41

I agree. How wrong I was! We must take it further.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 22:20

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 22:27

I really had no idea minions were so popular on facebook.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 23:43

We are all invited.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 00:29

You didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 00:34

It's too damn easy to walk out of a grocery store with a bag full of candy and then eat it all that night.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 01:12

Why can't people just be quiet and respectful? You know, normal.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 01:38

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 02:21

Nice post, (*߁[).

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 02:50

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 10:23

I impugn your knowledge of human history if you think that is normal for humans.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 12:50

>>728,731,734,736 are all my dupes. That's right: I posted those comments, not four of the five other posters.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 15:58

For those of you who get work done and stay motivated for school work, how do you do it?

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 16:40

Just knuckle down and do it, get it over with. Easy once you make it a habit.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 18:38

Give up.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 19:40

Jerk off more and afterward it's easy to focus.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 20:49

Pocky is my secret weapon. It helps me focus and keeps me from chewing my nails. It also has a form factor allowing for slow consumption so a box can go quite a long way.

When I need to do anything that'll take more than an hour or so, I like to hit up the library and find a quiet cubicle, which helps reduce distractions and force me to just get it done. I'll often find something interesting I haven't heard in the media section and listen to that while I work\particularly symphonies and other things with a large form factor, because it gives me the chance to sit down and listen to something start to finish that I wouldn't otherwise.

In terms of organization, as soon as I get an assignment I put it on my calendar. It's easier for me to understand my workload and remember to do everything if it's laid out that way. When it gets really heavy/stressful, I write down everything I need to do (school-related and otherwise) individually on sticky notes and then put everything in order of execution, then focus on only one thing at a time and refuse to deviate from that order; this helps keep me from feeling overwhelmed.

And yeah, having been on both sides of the "productivity" curve, I still have to remind myself that the time I spend after I finish stuff is better quality time than the time before I finish stuff. Why not maximize it? (The answer is inertia, which is in the end the biggest foe in our fight to be awesome and rich.)

It's totally fine to want to screw around and waste time. I think that's a more or less universal desire. You just have to recognize that just like with booze, you can control it or it can control you. In the words of Tower of Power, you got to keep your monster on a leash. In the moment it's not fun to put off rewatching Twintails until you finish that assignment, but if you zoom out and look at a bigger perspective, it makes more sense.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 21:27

Even in an engineering thermodynamics class the girls can't refrain from talking about make up.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 21:34

The world's finest cunnilinguist could believably be a woman

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 22:10

What the fuck am I doing?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 23:44

Fuck! I'm gonna go do my homework!

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 00:14

Man, I was so good at procastinating at college. I basically mastered the art of doing everything at the last minute. Studying, big programming projects, essays, they were all done right before deadlines.
But kids, don't make a habit out of procastination, or one day you may find yourself in the middle of Hades when you are working.
Also children, if you run an IT company, make sure your programmers are focused on one task only and don't overwhelm them with side projects for fucks sake. Why is this so hard for managers and VPs to understand is beyond me.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 00:15

Whenever I see the acronym PoC for "person of color" I think it stands for "piece of crap"

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 01:24

>>749 same, but for "point of sale"

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 02:49

You're either a genuis, haven't gotten far in your major, or have an easy major. Not sure what's most likely.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 04:09

Me too, just as soon as I finish checking DQN. And maybe saovq. I wonder if anything is happening on 4chan...

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 04:15

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 11:13

If there were a moé anthropomorphism of fluid dynamics, I imagine she'd be a cute girl with long, flowing hair cascading down her shoulders and a lovely stripy dress with swirly frilly bits along the bottom hem. She'd call out to you enticingly, and you'd rush over to her, arms open ready to embrace her, then as soon as you got within range she'd kick you in the nuts as hard as she can.

At first you'd be too shocked and in too much pain to understand what's happening. "But she's such a lovely girl! She couldn't possibly do something like kick me in the nuts." you'd rationalise. She'd smile sweetly at you, and you'd feel momentarily relieved, but then she'd just kick you in the nuts again, and keep kicking you, over and over again, until you either give up and leave her alone or succumb to the Stockholm syndrome and fall in love with her.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 19:27

an in-your-face interface

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:30

Was any better book on programming than SICP ever written/invented/discovered?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:32

TAoCP, you goddamn freshman.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:50

SICP is meme-tier nonsensical bullshit

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 23:30

SICP and K&R are babby's first CS books. One for theory (because who'd use Scheme for anything) and the other for practice. Saging the topmost thread because the 5-0 can kiss my bottom!

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:26

ordered a nice pair of headphones, finally no more dollar store earbuds for me

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:37

Noooo, you should've gotten DT 990‼

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:59

SICP is actually one of the most kind-hearted and cheerful books out there.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 07:33

It really sucks wanting to bang every remotely attractive girl you meet. It slowly eats away at your sense of self-worth as you realize that almost none of them want to bang you.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 12:55

SICP is too hard for freshmen and doesn't offer that much for experienced programmers, you're better off just outright learning a LISP yourself. It was a very complete book, though.
But to be honest, I never really did need a "programming" book. Really, the two books I HAD to buy for my major because they were so useful was Cormen's Intro to Algorithms and the Silberschatz dino book cause I like dinos with PDAs. The rest I photocopied or downloaded.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 14:24

Yes, SICP dives into abstraction even before Chapter 1. I think it was one of the courses where students sat spending much of their effort on making concentrated, understanding faces, but then, years later their brains finally processed the course and they thought, "What a genius lecturer we had!"

Speaking from my personal experience related to "computer science", unrelated to SICP.

Also, who takes that niche between novice programmer and experienced one? How experienced? And how impatient? I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play, yet he greatly recommended reading this book.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 19:19

Early 21st century USA will be known to later generations as The Gelded Age.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 21:08


>I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play
>I had a friend who was good at memorizing code and then retyping it over and over while religiously masturbating and his structs.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 22:26

Don't misquote.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 23:25

I wish my current thought was something other than this.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 01:13

Are you feeling a bit jealous that some people are capable of writing some good, efficient code instead of sticking to some framework or high-level language?

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 01:17

ERROR: dick jammed. Lick off the jam and try again.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 02:28

this eroge starts with a warning read by the main actress "while playing this game, please brighten the room and do not fap too closely to the screen"

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 19:32

>>770 Who gives a flying fuck about runtime efficiency at the age of infinite RAM?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 20:29

Maybe your just sad and confused like me. It's okay. I think we're all a little bit lost. Come here boy. Let me wipe the drool from your dry crusty lips.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 22:24

Brute force! Fuck your horse!

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 00:23

The internet is too loud. Maybe I should turn it off. Or maybe I just need to turn down the volume. Not that I can understand what's going on at such loud volumes.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 01:40

I wonder if I can bait the machine into trying to destroy me and so squander its energy.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:21

I really want to post anything right now.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:31

Echo your yarrow into the text box.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:43

real turtle, mock soup

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 03:56

Yeah, I've noticed this too. I want to turn it down, so that I can understand what's going on. But how do I know that I'd like what I see since I've pretty much comprehended nothing since the beginning due to it being at such loud volumes.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 04:05

Back in elementary school, I used to watch Prince of Tennis on Toonami. I would have finished it if it hadn't been for this asian kid lying to me and saying that the MC dies in the end from a tennis ball to the head. At least that seems like a lie to me now. But now if I thought that were true, I think I might actually want to watch it more.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 07:53

I like cute things.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 08:21

I'd play that.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 13:59

Posting is painful.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 14:02

Fill in the blanks.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 15:39

Quality /prog/rider post.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 15:45

Listening to these cute girls pretending to be rabbits really reminds me of the futility of my existence.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 16:21

I want to thank Wikipedia for cataloguing all that information about The Flintstones. Who would've guessed it was Pamela Anderson who voiced Pebbles on The Flintstones: Little Big League?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 20:28

Zeghamet Benis is a great name

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 21:54

Is there anything phase plane analysis can't do?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 04:45

Nazism 2: Desert Bogaloo.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 18:06

Godsmack is a good band

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 21:35

Fun night with my friends and relatives. the first time in my life, but I talked with my friends and family members. we have to do something about the future. it was great to have the right to be able to give you a lot of homework. I was thinking about it and it is not the same as desu, but I'm glad you are looking at it.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 02:36

Homosex is gay?

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 05:41

What 2 do

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 13:59

Kill me. ¬

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 15:59

Gay is more than just sex.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 19:13

It's also a way to be special if you're a reedy little talentless girly boy.

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