[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 19:50

I can't deal with all this concentrated testicle-twisting awesome

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 20:34

I want to get in on the secret 4chan board, if only to shitpost on it.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 20:47

Now hold that pose for me.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 22:15

What do you call that stupid flashing line at the end of where you're typing? I wish it would stop flashing. Stupid flashy line.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 22:24

>>204 A cursor. It appears to be making you want to curse.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 23:22

I'm so great.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 23:29

Why would you curse at a cursor?

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 00:24

"apparently abandoning the rest of you to Masturbation's wrath." made me grin.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 10:08

>>207 because it fucking deserves it!

210 This post sucked.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 13:17

Have I died and gone to Nanahira heaven?

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 21:05

What do the Kha'ak want?

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 21:35

make money fa$t

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 23:33

I hate not having internet, I just want to post on DQN.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:37


216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:43

That post sucked.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 18:39

Was it my post the one which sucked? I will never be sure anymore.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 22:27

I just want you to be happy.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 22:59

It's been a long time since one of shii's sockpuppets deleted a post around here.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 04:03

I eat
I shit
I eat again!

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 04:08

>>220 such is life

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 10:07

I like animals.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 11:14

"Why are you here? Do you like animals too? That's why I'm here... They frown upon that." -- Mud, prison camp inmate in Gothic

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 14:34

Argument from the dictionary

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 15:15

Should I register with a .moe domain?

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 15:24


227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 17:42

Most frequently F-word

vc: cox

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 20:33

My eyes are seeing balls.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 21:02

gases blowing through my anus

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 21:16

I accomplished nothing today.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 02:03

I am taking an online course in--well, it doesn't really matter what the topic matter is. There is an instructor who communicates with us via a webcam and microphone, and a chatroom in which the students ask questions.

It depresses me very badly to notice that no one else appears to have the faintest interest in the subject matter. They're in the military and new regulations said they had to have technical training in this field, and their commanders told them they had to do it in order to keep their billets. Or they're some other kind of government worker.

And the questions they ask in class, when they can be bothered to notice or take part at all, are generally terrifyingly stupid and indicate to me that they do NOT belong there.

But let me give you an example. Imagine that it's a class for auto mechanics. And there's one guy in the back who keeps interrupting the instructor to say "But I want the car to run on orange juice, isn't there some button I can push to make it do that?" And "If I paint the car a different color that will make it able to fly, right?" And "What's a wrench?" and "What are wheels?" Half the students in the course are asking questions like that. I'm facepalming so hard I now consider myself lucky I didn't accidentally shove my entire arm through my head up to the elbow.

How did they get into the class? I don't know, but the online school is taking the money and cashing their checks just like anyone else's. This makes me wonder whether my certification will be worth anything to any employer when I mention the school.

I'm depressed now, /dqn/.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 03:24

dqn needs a dark background with white text pagestyle for late night browsing

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 05:59

if we're coming up with the most obtuse translations possible then why not ―•²\ŽšŒRl’B

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 06:01

re: people who insist on calling part 4 "diamond doesn't crash"

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 06:38

Are we a Karass or Granfalloon

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 10:25

That sucks >>231-sani= ₯ ƒF₯=)
Something similar happened to me when I was living the NEET life, in order to keep getting my dole the jobcentre forced me to go on a call-centre training course (when I signed up I said I would be happy doing any work, just not a call-centre). It was literally "Okay, this is a computer, and this thing is a mouse, and you use it to move the pointer on the screen. Find the thing called Microsoft Word! We use this program to write letters and things." So it was 3 days of typing example letters from a book into Microsoft Word then printing it.

Now, there were a couple of older guys who I could understand would benefit from this (they asked things like "How do you drag something, do you just click it and hold it?") but on the 4th day of the 5-day course we had to write about what kind of experience we had, and our ambitions etc. The tutor read about my computing degree and work experience and was like "...oh! My god, this all must be quite insulting for you? Why are you even here?"

Everyone on the course automatically got an interview at a call-centre a week later; there was a written test as a sort of formality, and though I tried to do badly I got high marks, so I just said sorry and ran away.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 12:12

No damn cat, no damn cradle.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 15:11

Ironically, >>236, I am in training in order to un-NEET-ify myself. But if it becomes widely known that a lot of the people in this training finish the week still unable to grasp the most fundamental concepts, and if they pass the written test it will be a feat of rote memorization of what appears to them to be a long list of unrelated facts, because they do not understand the underlying theory that unifies it all and makes it all make sense--arrgh.

Once upon a time, in the information technology field, there was a certification called MSCE, Microsoft Certified Engineer. In the 1990s so many MCSEs got handed to people who went to cram schools, who memorized lists of answers, who cheated on tests, that MCSE has become a joke. "Must Call Someone Else." And now on a resume it's worthless.

My verification word is "duce." Clearly the web page thinks that I am being elitist and fascistic here. ;_;

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 17:21

I heard two old guys talking on the bus, and one says "and there he goes running like a raped ape" and I have to suppress a laugh because the image that popped into my head of an ape having a running crying jag through the jungle screaming "DON'T LOOK AT ME" cracked me up.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:07

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:36

I just masturbated to pornography while eating ice cream. This is truly the utopia we've been striving for.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:48

Now you should masturbate to a Little Baby's Ice Cream advert while eating ice cream.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:01

my desk broke in the move and the only utensils i have are chopsticks, it's all a coincidence i swear i'm not normally this much of a weeaboo

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:10

I'm sick of Shii. Let's get a new name face already.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:15

I vote for R(L[M)ƒm

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:37

I vote for ( EƒΦE)

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:49

R( EƒΦE)ƒm

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:58

I vote for (╬ ಠ‰vಠ)

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:02

>>248 oh, fuck that stupid face.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:31

Punctual gomez

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:31

I vote for ( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹)

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:32

Randy Orton?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:59


254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 22:40

I vote for i@L_T`j

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 00:38

watch out for them triple shits

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 03:37

is the opposite of a champagne socialist a malt liquor libertarian?

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 08:30

I vote for (L‹̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ƒΦ‹̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥M)


258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 13:16

I vote for (*߁[ί), because she's cute

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 15:03

Do not pass Go. Do not expand dong.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 15:28

There's seamen here in front of me and seamen in the rear,
my God, there's even seamen hanging from the chandelier

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 18:04

I hate when you roll over on your stomach half asleep and stub your nocturnal penile tumescence

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 18:04

Rank in order of importance

Dumb doggly, dumb baby, funny doggly, golden baby

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 21:09

It goes so fast.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 22:01

Masticate a penis.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 22:47

holy shit how horrible

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 23:24

The idiosyncratic steps leading from a lake house down to a lake

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 00:01

Diddy Kong's monkey dong

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 00:17

interest land feels come thought


269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 00:20

Apparently there's a new world record holding hybrid pepper, the "Carolina Reaper," hottest in the world. Even the pictures of them look like something demons would grow in Hell.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:12

I could never be a vegetarian because sometimes I have a powerful desire to eat steak. I can feel it in my jaws almost. It's like something left over from my instinctive animal brain or whatever (are there any biology people here, is that a thing?)

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:32

Hardline vegetarianism is dumb, but the fact remains that most people really do eat more meat than is healthy or necessary, I try to cut down on it but in the end I just end up eating more carbs and sweets instead.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:58

Kaori has a voice like listening to some haunting ethereal being singing about going on a picnic after chugging a bunch of cough syrup, I wish she'd do more (any) solo work.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 04:55

fuck you, chain ball

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 06:57

For the genitalia, see labia minora.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 07:10

For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran striped rabbit.

276 This post sucked.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 11:37

Jungle bunny?

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 14:59

around blacks...

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 15:46

A few weeks ago, a prostitute asked me if I was interested and I said no. She asked if I was going to talk to the police and I said no.

I then said "I don't have a problem with prostitution because it is a necessary service. It reduces the frustration felt by unattractive and socially awkward guys."

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 17:38

I guess that means you're social and attractive?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 19:15

Or the exact opposite because, you know, social and attractive guys aren't exactly looking to pay for sex.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 21:48

But he said no

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 22:03

That night.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:04

Artist who narrate their work and unintentionally emphasize curse words.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:12

Propel your posterior to defecate on this homosexual phallus.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 02:05

Exactly how racist is "racist as fuck!"?
If you can also explain how not liking Mexican food is racist, that would be helpful.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 02:37

http://i.imgur.com/oZxpkao.png [nsfw]

  1. There's no way they just moved in. The room is way too messy.
  2. Where the hell is "Just Move In 1"?

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 09:12

So what is the proper length of mourning time to give your drug dealer after a family crisis before asking about his supply

289 This post sucked.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 10:43

I just want to dress up like a girl and get fucked silly.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 11:54


292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:25

None. But it's a great time to preach him about god. Tell him that it's a punishment from Our Lord because he poisoned bodies and minds. Tell him that he still can redeem himself if he forfeits his old ways to devote himself to serve Our Lord in a monastery.

Earn double XP if you pass charisma check and talk him into joining Trappists.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:27

spiked penis

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:42

Fuck this school is hot

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:44

I wouldn't recommend fucking a school.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 18:19

He sees like Predator, he sounds like Darth Vader, and there's a weird-ass mannequin.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 18:46

My poop smelled like popcorn, yet I haven't eaten corn in the past day or two, popped or otherwise.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 19:30

Please don,t beeb beeb because i,m sleep ....

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 20:37

BPS more like peepeeS

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 21:00

The British Psychological Society made a few good SNES games.

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