Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
I can't deal with all this concentrated testicle-twisting awesome
I want to get in on the secret 4chan board, if only to shitpost on it.
What do you call that stupid flashing line at the end of where you're typing? I wish it would stop flashing. Stupid flashy line.
I'm so great.
"apparently abandoning the rest of you to Masturbation's wrath." made me grin.
Have I died and gone to Nanahira heaven?
What do the Kha'ak want?
make money fa$t
I hate not having internet, I just want to post on DQN.
BIG MONEY, BIG PRIZES. I LOVE IT!
That post sucked.
I just want you to be happy.
It's been a long time since one of shii's sockpuppets deleted a post around here.
I eat
I shit
I eat again!
I like animals.
>>222
"Why are you here? Do you like animals too? That's why I'm here... They frown upon that." -- Mud, prison camp inmate in Gothic
Argument from the dictionary
Most frequently F-word
vc: cox
My eyes are seeing balls.
gases blowing through my anus
I accomplished nothing today.
I am taking an online course in--well, it doesn't really matter what the topic matter is. There is an instructor who communicates with us via a webcam and microphone, and a chatroom in which the students ask questions.
It depresses me very badly to notice that no one else appears to have the faintest interest in the subject matter. They're in the military and new regulations said they had to have technical training in this field, and their commanders told them they had to do it in order to keep their billets. Or they're some other kind of government worker.
And the questions they ask in class, when they can be bothered to notice or take part at all, are generally terrifyingly stupid and indicate to me that they do NOT belong there.
But let me give you an example. Imagine that it's a class for auto mechanics. And there's one guy in the back who keeps interrupting the instructor to say "But I want the car to run on orange juice, isn't there some button I can push to make it do that?" And "If I paint the car a different color that will make it able to fly, right?" And "What's a wrench?" and "What are wheels?" Half the students in the course are asking questions like that. I'm facepalming so hard I now consider myself lucky I didn't accidentally shove my entire arm through my head up to the elbow.
How did they get into the class? I don't know, but the online school is taking the money and cashing their checks just like anyone else's. This makes me wonder whether my certification will be worth anything to any employer when I mention the school.
I'm depressed now, /dqn/.
dqn needs a dark background with white text pagestyle for late night browsing
if we're coming up with the most obtuse translations possible then why not ―²\RlB
re: people who insist on calling part 4 "diamond doesn't crash"
Are we a Karass or Granfalloon
That sucks >>231-sani= ₯ F₯=)
Something similar happened to me when I was living the NEET life, in order to keep getting my dole the jobcentre forced me to go on a call-centre training course (when I signed up I said I would be happy doing any work, just not a call-centre). It was literally "Okay, this is a computer, and this thing is a mouse, and you use it to move the pointer on the screen. Find the thing called Microsoft Word! We use this program to write letters and things." So it was 3 days of typing example letters from a book into Microsoft Word then printing it.
Now, there were a couple of older guys who I could understand would benefit from this (they asked things like "How do you drag something, do you just click it and hold it?") but on the 4th day of the 5-day course we had to write about what kind of experience we had, and our ambitions etc. The tutor read about my computing degree and work experience and was like "...oh! My god, this all must be quite insulting for you? Why are you even here?"
Everyone on the course automatically got an interview at a call-centre a week later; there was a written test as a sort of formality, and though I tried to do badly I got high marks, so I just said sorry and ran away.
No damn cat, no damn cradle.
Ironically, >>236, I am in training in order to un-NEET-ify myself. But if it becomes widely known that a lot of the people in this training finish the week still unable to grasp the most fundamental concepts, and if they pass the written test it will be a feat of rote memorization of what appears to them to be a long list of unrelated facts, because they do not understand the underlying theory that unifies it all and makes it all make sense--arrgh.
Once upon a time, in the information technology field, there was a certification called MSCE, Microsoft Certified Engineer. In the 1990s so many MCSEs got handed to people who went to cram schools, who memorized lists of answers, who cheated on tests, that MCSE has become a joke. "Must Call Someone Else." And now on a resume it's worthless.
My verification word is "duce." Clearly the web page thinks that I am being elitist and fascistic here. ;_;
I heard two old guys talking on the bus, and one says "and there he goes running like a raped ape" and I have to suppress a laugh because the image that popped into my head of an ape having a running crying jag through the jungle screaming "DON'T LOOK AT ME" cracked me up.
I just masturbated to pornography while eating ice cream. This is truly the utopia we've been striving for.
>>241
Now you should masturbate to a Little Baby's Ice Cream advert while eating ice cream.
my desk broke in the move and the only utensils i have are chopsticks, it's all a coincidence i swear i'm not normally this much of a weeaboo
I'm sick of Shii. Let's get a new name face already.
I vote for R(L[M)m
I vote for ( EΦE)
R( EΦE)m
I vote for (╬ ಠvಠ)
Punctual gomez
I vote for ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
scrodumb
I vote for i@L_T`j
watch out for them triple shits
is the opposite of a champagne socialist a malt liquor libertarian?
I vote for (L̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥Φ̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥M)
(Φ̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥M)
I vote for (*ί[ί), because she's cute
Do not pass Go. Do not expand dong.
There's seamen here in front of me and seamen in the rear,
my God, there's even seamen hanging from the chandelier
I hate when you roll over on your stomach half asleep and stub your nocturnal penile tumescence
Rank in order of importance
Dumb doggly, dumb baby, funny doggly, golden baby
It goes so fast.
Masticate a penis.
holy shit how horrible
The idiosyncratic steps leading from a lake house down to a lake
Diddy Kong's monkey dong
interest land feels come thought
what
Apparently there's a new world record holding hybrid pepper, the "Carolina Reaper," hottest in the world. Even the pictures of them look like something demons would grow in Hell.
I could never be a vegetarian because sometimes I have a powerful desire to eat steak. I can feel it in my jaws almost. It's like something left over from my instinctive animal brain or whatever (are there any biology people here, is that a thing?)
Hardline vegetarianism is dumb, but the fact remains that most people really do eat more meat than is healthy or necessary, I try to cut down on it but in the end I just end up eating more carbs and sweets instead.
Kaori has a voice like listening to some haunting ethereal being singing about going on a picnic after chugging a bunch of cough syrup, I wish she'd do more (any) solo work.
fuck you, chain ball
For the genitalia, see labia minora.
For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran striped rabbit.
around blacks...
A few weeks ago, a prostitute asked me if I was interested and I said no. She asked if I was going to talk to the police and I said no.
I then said "I don't have a problem with prostitution because it is a necessary service. It reduces the frustration felt by unattractive and socially awkward guys."
Artist who narrate their work and unintentionally emphasize curse words.
Propel your posterior to defecate on this homosexual phallus.
Exactly how racist is "racist as fuck!"?
If you can also explain how not liking Mexican food is racist, that would be helpful.
http://i.imgur.com/oZxpkao.png [nsfw]
So what is the proper length of mourning time to give your drug dealer after a family crisis before asking about his supply
I just want to dress up like a girl and get fucked silly.
fag
>>288
None. But it's a great time to preach him about god. Tell him that it's a punishment from Our Lord because he poisoned bodies and minds. Tell him that he still can redeem himself if he forfeits his old ways to devote himself to serve Our Lord in a monastery.
Earn double XP if you pass charisma check and talk him into joining Trappists.
spiked penis
Fuck this school is hot
I wouldn't recommend fucking a school.
He sees like Predator, he sounds like Darth Vader, and there's a weird-ass mannequin.
My poop smelled like popcorn, yet I haven't eaten corn in the past day or two, popped or otherwise.
Please don,t beeb beeb because i,m sleep ....
BPS more like peepeeS
