[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 05:03 [No]

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 19:31 [No]

Going by the *bert naming convention, Dilbert should be a dil, not a human.

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 19:41 [No]

>>101
But his mom is Dilmom nor Mombert

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 20:02 [No]

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:03 [No]

lately my time spent masturbating : time spent able to think clearly due to having just masturbated ratio is really sinking

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:09 [No]

The MasturDater

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:24 [No]

>>58
It's fine. I've had maggots infestation problems in the past which led to my unfortunate ingestion of 'em with my bread.
There were no perceivable side effects and I'm (sadly) still here, eh?
And so is Bear Grylls!

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:31 [No]

>>106
Casu Marzu anyone?

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 00:27 [No]

Am I the Beavis to your Butt-head?

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 01:27 [No]

maybe i'll dig some burmese tiger traps incase this fucking cunt decides to spend all night tomorrow night too puttering up and down the street on his goddamn tenspeed jewbox

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 07:49 [No]

Oh nugget man, oh nugget man, headin' on down to that ol' promised land...

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 07:50 [No]

After seven gruelling weeks, I'm finally returning home from Eastern Europe. Just twelve hours of travel by five different modes of transport and I'll be back!

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 10:02 [No]

>>111 I trust the local wildlife weren't too much of a problem?

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 10:02 [No]

>>58,106
BUT WHAT IS THE RECIPE

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 10:31 [No]

This just-add-water black bean soup looks kind of like diarrhoea dump in a cup but it tastes pretty damn good.

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 11:52 [No]

The spiders and I have reached a mutual nonaggression agreement, but my cat is bound by no such treaty.

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 13:09 [No]

Get out of my shower, nasty ballsack-abdomen spider.

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 18:12 [No]

Tik tiki tiki desu ka?

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 18:22 [No]

>>117
Whoa, sugoi desu ne!

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 19:31 [No]

Wow, I didn't know gaijin could post on 2ch. I thought it had a non JP Ip block like Futaba.

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 19:45 [No]

>>119
Doesn't it? Unless they've lifted it.
Unlikely.

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 20:01 [No]

blax

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 20:17 [No]

puffy cereal is the worst shit ever, after two bites it feels like I've been gargling acid

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 20:36 [No]

>>120
wew
turns out it was just the english board.
anyhow it's fun to watch japs argue about how Japan did nothing wrong during WW2 in broken english.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 22:37 [No]

>>123
They have two boards you can post on, the English and the all foreigners board. The only thing you will ever find there are NIDA shitposts.

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 23:34 [No]

Hello, my name is Dingus Poophammer.

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 23:35 [No]

>>125
Hi

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 00:10 [No]

I think I would know if I was peeing my pants right now.

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 01:21 [No]

PUT THE SHIT ON THE SHIT SO YOU CAN GET THAT SHIT

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 01:58 [No]

Gay in Space

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 09:01 [No]

>>112
The problem was that there wasn't enough wildlife! I spent the entire time in one major city or another, and saw barely a single butterfly. Very disappointing.

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 09:27 [No]

>>130
How far east did you go? You should have looked for some wildflower fields.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 13:04 [No]

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Gay!

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 13:46 [No]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/09/living-underground-coober_n_449185.html
Dwarf Fortress is real!

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 16:24 [No]

Wow, Japs on 2ch sure are adamant that Japan did nothing wrong in WW2, and that American and Korea are the worst countries.

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 16:52 [No]

>>133
Needs more magma.

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 17:06 [No]

>>135
Needs more smegma.

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 17:57 [No]

>>136
You smeg-head!

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 19:33 [No]

>>131
The furthest east I went was a little way outside Debrecen. Wildflower fields would've been lovely, but I was needed in the labs...

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 21:18 [No]

Red Dwarf Fortress will never be real, or even a mod.
Unless I do something about it or someone from DQN makes it happen.
So, never.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 22:15 [No]

Sweetness.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 23:16 [No]

I wonder how many people interpreted "tardy" as "retarded" rather than "late".

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 00:21 [No]

No one would be enough of a tard to do such a thing, >>141.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 00:25 [No]

before I looked up a picture of a trilobite I was picturing Dr. Gay Hitler looking like a silt strider from Morrowind

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 01:09 [No]

>>141 First time I heard that word, I thought something like that. It was on the Simpsons. I think it's an American word.

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 01:35 [No]

>>144
I believe it to be Latin, in fact.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 01:38 [No]

I expected "spumoni" to mean something considerably more disgusting, like greasy sausages.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 01:57 [No]

Was it a pleasant surprise, >>146? Like the bits of candied fruit in good quality spumoni?

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 02:36 [No]

I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 04:46 [No]

>>148
Are they yelling in /nihongo/?

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 05:30 [No]

Boohbahs' heads look like uncircumcised penis tips

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 05:39 [No]

Why is Jesus buttfucking a smurf?

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 08:49 [No]

>>150
I was in that thread too

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 15:28 [No]

Are tall women really considered more typically attractive? IDGI.

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 15:39 [No]

Has the recent spumoni talk attracted ITALIAN VIPPER?

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 16:37 [No]

Our trajectories are divergent.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 17:00 [No]

RIGHT IN BILLY'S JIMMY JAMS

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 19:43 [No]

queef bat

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 22:05 [No]

>>147 don't know if I'd say pleasant, ice cream isn't really my thing either. I just thought it would be something gross and somehow related to the Spumco of Ren & Stimpy fame.

>>152 what thread? I was looking at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynAKDUmxKI0

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 01:01 [No]

Meow

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 01:23 [No]

I am become mojibake, destroyer of ﾃ個づ債づ・つ､ﾂ考ﾂつｦﾂづ・づﾂつｨﾂ前ﾂづｧﾂつｪﾂ按ｫﾂつ｢ﾂ！ﾂ妥ｦ05ﾂ環ｪ

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 10:38 [No]

Cute girls are blissfully unaware of my existence.

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 11:22 [No]

郢晢ｽｻ郢晢ｽｻ・つ€闕ｵ譏ｶ蜷埼刹・ｯ繝ｻ・ｵ驍ｵ・ｺ繝ｻ・･驛｢譎｢・ｽ・ｻ驍ｵ・ｺ繝ｻ・､郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・､郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ迺ｰﾂ€郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｾ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｦ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜷埼Δ譎｢・ｽ・ｻ驍ｵ・ｺ繝ｻ・･郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｰ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｨ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ竏夂ｹ晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜷咲ｹ晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｧ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｪ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ蝓滂ｽｽ譁舌・繝ｻ・ｫ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・｢郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ謇假ｽｽ・ｼ繝ｻ・ｽ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ・ｽ・ｦ繝ｻ・･郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｦ05郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ闃ｽ繝ｻ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｪ

cool, copypasting it into the reply box and hitting preview post results in self-replicating mojibake

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 11:50 [No]

もうめぐねえじゃない、佐倉先生でしょう‽

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 12:16 [No]

>>161 look on the bright side, so are many ugly and creepy ones.

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 13:18 [No]

>>164
You know what? I wouldn't mind becoming close to a creepy girl. I've always had a soft spot for yandere characters. And as for ugliness, so long as they dress nicely and aren't so hideous I can't look at them, it doesn't matter that much to me.

All the 3D girls I know are incredibly tiresome and uninteresting.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 13:29 [No]

Just hand over your ass to a handsome gay man.

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 13:39 [No]

i need a touhou open world fangame

168 Name: tetu : 1993-09-8034 13:42 [No]

popop

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 15:49 [No]

>>165 is right, girls are interested in boring activities like clubbing and drinking socially. The ones who are mildly interesting have super generic hobbies like photography, painting, extreme sports, travel or eating out. Nothing wrong with having those hobbies (I like those things myself), but making them your life and not liking anything else is kind of sad when things like computers, electronics, machines, cars, foreign languages, artificial intelligence, math and physics are there to be discovered and worked on.

Reminds me of the guy at progrider's lounge who was obsessed with Touhou, lost his virginity to a similarly obsessed girl, got attention from some girls and even paid for prostitutes, and concluded girls are boring and uninteresting and that his onaholes and dakimakuras were better than being with any girl.

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 16:39 [No]

At least Koreas traded their playlists. I heard there will be 24/7 open air party in DMZ.

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 18:47 [No]

How's about you synthesise yourself a personality, then?

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 19:49 [No]

memes

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 19:57 [No]

weed

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 20:32 [No]

Beauty is a funny thing indeed.

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 20:40 [No]

grow penis

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 22:23 [No]

( ﾟｰﾟ) if you write 血液 like ケツ液 then it looks like "butt fluid" instead of "blood"

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 01:48 [No]

Grounder's drill PINGAS

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 03:16 [No]

>>176
Thanks. I think I can finally remember how to pronounce it.

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 05:40 [No]

go away weevil, you don't belong on my computer desk

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 12:12 [No]

>>170 all soldiers dancing to K-pop and communist military patriotism songs. Man, I want to be at that party too.

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 13:05 [No]

I wonder if given the modern attention span of people, making innuendos involving Dick Cheney is already in the "I don't get it" zone.

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 17:35 [No]

Whole star anise looks vaguely like something else that's associated with the word "star" and the letters A, N, and S.

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:19 [No]

http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1276856992
to: zombie counter-word-searching DQN

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:35 [No]

googling further there seem to be a few main ones used for zombies without a lot of consensus
人 - counter for people
体 - counter for things with a humanoid form, including corpses
柱 - counter for gods, buddhas, spirits, and noblemen
匹 - counter for insects and small animals (as in anything smaller than the "large animals" that would be counted with 頭)

found another neat site while googling: http://www.benricho.org/kazu/

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:47 [No]

Clean up all your seamen and don't come 'round here no more

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:52 [No]

>>183,184 ,/732
Thanks! I think 体 seems the most reasonable to me.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:56 [No]

How do you refer to a post in another thread?

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 19:52 [No]

>>187
More options... → Formatting: → HTML
Then type something like

<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/826">>>/826</a> → >>/826

With the thread and post numbers changed as appropriate. If you don't put a / in the post reference then it defaults to that numbered post in the current thread instead. Works just as well for multiple posts, archived threads, threads from other boards, etc.

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 20:44 [No]

>>182 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_Netherlands_Satellite ?

190 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8035 22:39 [No]

I can't advance in life until I deliver DQN Lobby sketch I promised septembers ago...

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 22:40 [No]

Is it even legal for DQN to be so lightning fast?

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 23:04 [No]

Your assistance is obligatory. Fun is mandatory.

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 00:27 [No]

manual focus? medium format? ... motherfucker?

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 00:55 [No]

Donkey Bitch Ass

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 02:10 [No]

Rubbery golf wezaa today!

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 02:32 [No]

Triple upside-down shits

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 06:09 [No]

>>188
Oh I thought it was a simpler thing. Thanks for the info

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 14:24 [No]

Cuddles Giles Hoover, you weren't there for that meme

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 15:13 [No]

I've got to rewatch Nichijou some time.

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 19:10 [No]

NEIIIIIIGH! MY NAME IS RAPE HORSE AND I'M SO HORNY IT'S CRAZY!

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