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258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 22:01

Elephants are cool.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 23:06

>>255
You're always happy, you just don't realize it until a few years later.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 05:23

I can't stand looking at beautiful 3D women because I get very jealous. They're so pretty and I'm the ugliest duckling. I spend my idle thoughts enumerating what makes me so.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:01

>>260
lift weights, eat right, dress well. You'll be amazed at how much better life gets.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:32

>>260
Give 'em the acid treatment. That'll teach them.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:34

I think I just 'got' syntax transformers.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:24

Active status bars make all the difference.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:51

Being happy all the time would get exhausting fast, I think. I'll settle for content, or mildly uplifted most of the time.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 22:26

Cuddle Oriented Programming

267 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8322 23:56

John "Dilip" Kumar "Dilip" "Dilip" "Dilip" Kumar

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 07:22

Need to sleep.

Dqn, if you've been mailing me, i left my laptop at school for a week so i haven't read anything. Sorry...

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:23

>>265
Correct! Content is the only mentally healthy status quo. Anything else should be a temporary deviation.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:35

I'm still waiting for vaporwave to finally become relevant so I can tell my friends I was always on top of the hottest shit.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 17:25

I want to sleep.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:03

>>265
Being happy all the time would stay fresh as long as supplied with lolicon to catalyze it.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:45

>>272
That doesn't work for people with normal, healthy sex drives.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 21:54

There's nothing wrong with glitter as long as you're a gay man who loves life so much that the joy you get from it outweighs the misery of whoever has to clean it up.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 15:52

>>274
I played boardgames with someone donned in glitter the other day. The glitter got all over the things and bothered me greatly.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 19:05

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 01:44

super left dude gets super mad

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 02:25

>>273
A normal healthy sex drive is wanting loli all the time to the point of traveling around the earth fast enough to always be under the moon.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 04:00

>>278
naw that's just gay

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 17:44

We'll be back shortly.

Telephone bankers may be able to access some account information while our site is unavailable.
You can reach them at one of the numbers below:

What the hell, is it 1998 again? Why can't a multi-billion dollar international Zionist cartel make a fucking functioning website?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:18

>>280
Too many cooks

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:36

At first I read that as "too many cocks"

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:38

What should I do with my life today.....

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:48

>>282 that works too

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8327 18:42

Divide and concrete

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 18:44

Grey Poupon: The Bonobo Spectacular, Cumulative Edition

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 20:37

Men are disgusting.
Women like men.
Therefore women like something disgusting.
Women are disgusting.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 21:51

Not that kind of seizure.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 05:50

Stand up and let me shoot through you

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 12:31

Flat design but for hentai

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 15:23

Even your unconditional love is no match for the universe's unconditional indifference, Onii-chan!

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:36

I'm pretty strongly anti-death.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

my kitchen is disgusting

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

someone should really clean this

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:40

When babies cry other people go "awww" but I feel so annoyed I want to vomit. Babies make me literally ill. Fuck babies. Fuck the human race.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:02

>>295
I also want to fuck the entire human race.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:30

13:30...

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:24

I can't hear perfectly normal phrases like "it's so fucking deep" or "oh shit, I'm sorry" IRL without imagining gay porn anymore.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:25

>>296
I only want to fuck about a 1/4th of it.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 19:29

>>298
yeah or "shove it in my ass you fucking slut"
it's turned the office into an awkward erection farm

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:18

I've started carrying less cash. It helps keep me from buying drugs.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:41

草泥馬 but pronounced like くさどろ たけし as if it were someone's name

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 22:03

Huh, you like that? Like embarrassing me?

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:12

"H. R. Giger has finished downloading"

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:04

What's the point of paying for college if you're just going to forget most everything anyway a few years down the line?

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:45

""I press the mittens button every tim""e. Iddidnt press it

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 04:02

You know what really annoys me? When someone posts a long, difficult to understand, poorly punctuated rant online.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 16:03

I won't forget you.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 17:43

>>307
Take it easy, just ignore it, you don't have to feel bad for them

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 19:52

He's not being disrespectful, he's just a prick.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:08

George Martin killing off the beatles GoT style

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:18

僕と契約して社畜になって!

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:59

DHMIS 6

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 04:12

It's a vicious cycle. Bodybuilding is very competitive, so you take steroids to get bigger. The steroids make you more competitive, encouraging you to take more steroids. Eventually your arms are the size of children and you start huffing creatine daily.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 07:31

I'm a skeezy motherfucker and why should i feel bad about it

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 17:16

Cute things that are also lewd.
Lewd things that are also cute.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 17:58

Nature's nowhere near as fragile as eco activists make it out to be. Nature despises weakness and will fucking kill you if it gets the chance.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 19:04

Nature is a uniform amorphous blob with only one aspect: the one that most recently made the news.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 20:20

Nature is a pretty cool scientific journal.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 00:53

>>317
It's not that nature's weak. It's just that we are weak and if nature changes just enough, we will have a shit time surviving.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 02:04

>>320 That's pretty much what I said.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 05:18

>>314

Creatine can be huffed?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 07:55

Fuck off, you orphanfondler.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 08:31

I inject creatine directly into my dick

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8332 08:36

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326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 02:25

NUTRIENTS FELL PLENTIFUL!

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 02:44

Brexit!! Brexit!!

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 06:52

Wow, this place is still around.

Son of bitch Captcha

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 07:28

God damn it, I liked being part of the EU.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 07:45

I honestly thought she was dead. This will make the masturbation less guilty.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 14:24

I hope David Tusk also quits.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 23:58

I'll smoke all the flammable gas I like.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 00:42

I wonder if we can win a referendum on this timescale, in these circumstances.

I'll have to learn how to campaign.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 02:32

My feet somehow ache and are numb at the same time and it makes it hard to keep my balance. Same thing with my hands, and it makes fine motor control quite difficult (absolutely amazing for a shut-in who spends 16 hours a day typing on the computer btw). My short term memory is gone. My neck constantly hurts like I'm using a cinderblock for a pillow. My memory is gone, I can't remember the names of things, I constantly misread similar-looking words in both English and Japanese. I am missing one ball and probably sterile in the other. I'll probably spend the rest of my (statistically now much shorter) life in constant anxiety that every little ache or twinge is the cancer I survived once coming back to finish the job. And people keep telling me "well at least you're not dead" like that's supposed to make me feel better.

tldr I wish I were a bird.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 03:26

fuck now i wanna be a bird

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 03:57

3D Skinny Teen Destroyed By A Dragon!

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 04:02

I just played Overwatch for the first time. I didn't even know what the fuck was going on, I picked Reinhardt and then they gave me some mission in Hollywood protecting some car or some shit from a wave of attacks and I proceeded to kick everyone's shit in getting 10-kill streaks from basically just clicking over and over. I ended up getting play of the game.

Also there were like 5 assholes all playing edgy skull guy, 2 on my team, 3 on the other. Is everyone 12?

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 12:59

Life wouldn't be worth living without you, Onii-chan!
Life isn't worth living with you either, Onii-chan!

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 13:45

>>337 I think he's meant to be an edgy owl guy. Is it just like Team Fortress 2 but new?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 13:55

i think it's supposed to be tf2 with waifus

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 17:42

I want to see your butterflies.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 18:43

whining about politics on the internet but not proactive enough to actually contribute to changing anything beyond sour grapes

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 21:06

s/proactive/rich/

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 23:24

I know what I want to dream about tonight.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 00:50

homo nership

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 04:01

My sister walks around the house in her underwear. If I was even a little attracted to her it would be weird.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 06:25

Tempted to say something creepy. I don't think I will, though.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 08:07

transparent soap

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 08:59

>>346 Pics or didn't happen

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 10:23

2 days without sleep on amphetamines feels bad

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 14:33

Foam on water.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 18:19

Time flies when you don't value your life any more.

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8335 20:02

>>351
Dun dun duun
Dun dun dudun
Dun dun duuuun
Dun Dun

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 20:45

Kicks too loud but at the same time not loud enough

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 22:50

Why does my life follow so many cliches? Well, I suppose cliches exist for a reason...we connect with media that recognises and identifies patterns that happen in our own lives, and those become successful, hence their overuse.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 04:56

I honestly hope that future scholars write about the Pedobear-Spurdo Spärde-Gondola evolution.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 05:55

I was an 8chan user before it got flooded with illegal immigrants from Gamergatexico.

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