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558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 03:24

Millennial Drunk Horse is out. That'll keep me entertained for a while.

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8364 07:00

Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma and Vintage Arcade Machine Forums

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 07:18

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:10

That's another good one.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:11

It's time to die.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 08:40

I've seen people misspell "were" as "where" several times in the past month. Never seen that before. I just don't get how they do it.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 11:56

>>554 I was looking for unsweetened iced tea at the grocery store the other day and you'd think I was looking for a unicorn, there were tons of diet iced teas with aspartame and whatever else, but almost none that were just plain cold tea without a bunch of shit added.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 12:29

I thought she was saying "good luck" she was saying "Oppai!"

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:27

YOU WALK ON THE SUBWAY IT MOVES AROUND

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 17:34

Mediocre chicken and excellent coleslaw.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:28

Waitwaitwait... saying "politically correct" is a microaggression now?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:44

>>568
since at least 2011

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 20:09

Labelling something as a microaggression is a microaggression

571 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8364 23:16

The Weed Phantom Bernie Sander terrorizes rural hamlet

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 23:49

>>569
BUT THOSE OBNOXIOUS PANSIES MADE UP THAT WORD

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 03:23

>>566
Godamnit I thought I could escape

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 05:34

>>566
>>573
What.

Bye Andrews. See you in a week!

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 05:44

>>574
It's a song from the new avalanches that's been creeping into my life

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 06:35

>>575
I'm glad that they've kept it fresh.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 07:55

Go back to bed, darling.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 14:47

Who's Andrews?
Good song tho.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 16:39

Nobody would even miss you, Onii-chan!

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8365 17:29

Yeah, don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out, Onii-chan.

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8365 18:59

I wish I could be pals with Phil Collins

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 05:13

Andrew is what my parents call me
Call me Andy

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 05:33

christian slater is a pretty good tyler durden

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 18:50

It's not everyday when a giant corporation comes through in times of need so thanks Apple! You sure did me a solid.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 20:27

If I get bored, I can always kill myself.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 22:31

It's been years since I've been able to hear that "you spin me right around baby right around" song on the radio without imagining floppy tranny cock.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8366 23:19

I get that lying to the cops is illegal, but what if I'm only doing it to avoid getting in trouble for a crime I committed?

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 01:21

How fast can you run?

589 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8367 04:44

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to eat bugs from the dirt

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 07:04

Trump once raised his right hand in front of a crowd. We all know who else liked raising his right hand in front of crowds.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 08:14

It's a phone with appeal!

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 10:40

What's that kinda halloweeny-sounding Nanahira song?

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 13:05

>>585
Or masturbate
Or both

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 17:52

masturcide

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 18:11

>>592
I believe you mean びっくりさせたらおこるよ! from the album Free Pl@ying (also appearing on the album ばーさす!). No need to thank me, I'm only too happy to share my encyclopedic knowledge of ななひら with the masses.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 20:06

SHUT UP OBAMA. SHUT THE FUCK UP. OBAMA, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WANNA WATCH SHARK TANK YOU FUCKING DONKEY

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 20:59

I have money now. You'd think I'd know what to do with it. Well, I do not.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 21:45

>>597
I've got one word for you: plastics.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8367 22:40

well, fuck. :(

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 00:04

fuckleberry finn

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 00:09

fuckleberry hinn

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 02:51

duckleberry swinn

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 05:18

"Adiós" is a very appropriate thing to say before killing somebody.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 14:51

Trying to look busy.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 15:17

>>603
Even if spanish isnt your prime language?

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 16:32

Teardrops feel like showers. There's nothing I can see. Lying awake for hours. Time stays still around me.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 16:52

Cute girl covered in bees.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8368 22:38

No; I told you to eat a dick.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 10:38

Law school is full of idiots.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 16:48

No shit. The law market is saturated. They'd make more money as plumbers.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 17:12

I hate the arts fair weekend my town puts on. I just want to go find something to eat, and the roads are packed or shut down, everybody's out, and any place with food has some gangly faggot with a college beard, man bun and amplified acoustic guitar singing about how hard it is to find love these days boo hoo I JUST WANT TO EAT MY BURRITO IN PEACE DAMMIT

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8369 20:11

And it doesn't even matter.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8370 05:03

I have one testicle, eat a vegetarian diet, dislike tobacco smokers and Russians, but love animals. I am literally Hitler.

614 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8370 06:21

>>613
I don't think he actually had one testicle.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8370 14:12

mole sauce, pronounced like mole

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8370 19:05

Boli lutts

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 03:00

I could save 10-15 minutes a day if I gave up flexing in the mirror.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 09:00

if the multiverse theory is true that means there's a parallel universe where everything is exactly the same as this one except that shorts are called pants and pants are called longs

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 13:45

>>609
Idiot here, can confirm.

Well, I dropped out but that's neither here nor there.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 14:15

I'm nuuuuclear, I'm mild

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 16:48

technological fucking civilisation

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 20:02

Okay, I've got it: Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and London secede from the UK and form the Republic of Scotland, which then becomes a member of the EU, leaving the rest of England to go fuck itself.

623 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8371 20:06

teleological fucking civilization

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 23:11

Or how about all the countries leave each other alone.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8371 23:38

How about you give me a million bucks.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 01:09

How about I give you a fat lip?

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 04:07

>>622
But Wales was with England. It's just those rebellious nations like uncrushed Scots or angry Irishmen that wanted to stay. And Muslim neighbourhoods, probably because they have relatives in the EU.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 04:27

also known as "the barrel guy"

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 05:23

According to some shitty online political test, I side with the socialists on economic, science, and labor issues and the nationalists on domestic and foreign policy.

Hmm, if only there were a party that aimed at combining the best aspects of socialism and nationalism into some kind of "third way". Perhaps with reference to the nation's workers, to emphasize its grassroots nature. Whatever would you call such a party?

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 17:42

>>629
I'd call it "shit political tests position"

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 18:39

the beating of a million fucking drums

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 20:17

Moderate blood loss and uphill cycling are not a good combination.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 22:38

I can bang on my door and make my door sensor go off

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 22:53

Donating blood really doesn't hurt at all!

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8372 23:30

DMX announces his new single, "I'm Gonna Fucking Kill You (Yes You [For Real])"

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 04:47

I only drink draught Vanilla Coke. None of that bottle shit.

637 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8373 06:31

If you eat too much iron you'll turn into the Iron Giant!

Ooohh aaaah! Wooooo aaaaah!

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 08:00

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 10:20

Hitler: decorated veteran, skilled orator, working-class background, man of action
Trump: draft dodger, barely literate, inherited millions, man of hot air

why do people think they're similar again

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 14:23

Too lazy to work ;_;

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 18:11

My boss called me "overrated".

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 22:05

I need more wealthy irresponsible clients.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8373 22:47

>>639 ruling with fear and intimidation

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 01:29

>>643 yeah but lots of people have done that. If anything Mussolini is a better comparison. Both are bombastic, incompetent, and have sexy daughters. Comparing Trump to Hitler is offensive to Hitler.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 02:01

I don't think I can get anymore crazier than I am now

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 04:05

I checked facebook for the first time in a while. My grandfather's profile picture is him in the "Foxy Grandpa" hat I got him for Christmas. It feels good.

647 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8374 04:17

Leland Palmer

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 04:24

>>629
What third way? You mean national-socialist party? Well, you might want to hide the first part under some other name to avoid certain historical parallels. Like "your nationality socialist party".

But what this test actually failed or avoided to tell you is that deep in your heart you are the anarcho-communist.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 12:27

>>644 Trump's daughter is unpleasant to look at

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 14:36

>>648
He means "third position", which is a euphemism for guess what.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 15:16

>>649 yeah she's nowhere near as comfortably horse-faced as Chelsea

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 16:48

When I was a kid, I was kind of puzzled at the grumpy old guy claiming that he's had a coffee and now he felt great, since the sugary goop claiming to be coffee I used to drink had no noticeable effect on me, but as I got older and older, I find myself thinking those exact words after drinking coffee.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 17:50

Mr., Mrs., Mry.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 19:03

>>651
Good lord the mouth on that girl. She could eat whole coconuts if she wanted to.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 19:35

Life is peaches, cream & honey.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 20:00

Kinda proud of myself. I followed a link into TV Tropes, read half a page, said "I don't have time for this shit" to myself, and closed the tab.

Go me.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8374 20:30

I just want to die.

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