[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 19:18

Nobody will ever love you.

3 This post sucked.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 19:30

3 is the least punny GET of the low numbers and nobody will ever love >>1

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 19:41





6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 20:22

I know it's not a fashionable opinion to hold, but I look forward to the future and have genuine hope that things will get better overall.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 20:39

Is it a kemono girl? Please tell me it's a kemono girl.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 00:13

This is a much more pleasant Your Current Thought thread

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 00:41

I'm just gonna post in whichever thread has the least posts

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 02:45

I'm just gonna post in whichever thread has the most pleasant posts

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 02:53

Cute girl excitedly pointing at the screen and telling you to check 'em.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 04:58


13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 06:07

You deserve an icecream pie

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8595 10:23


15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 10:24


16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 10:24

Reminds me of the old #11 split of '93

17 This post sucked.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 14:13

my current thought right now

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 21:55

Who is the apeposter and why wasn't he shot yet?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 23:45

Don't agree on a current thought thread without cute girls.

Demand cute girls with your thought thread.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 06:44

Tumblr was a mistake.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 10:33

It's not like #11 though, because in that case it was an honest mistake that two people started the new thread at the same time (although the earlier, more legitimate one was much more pleasant in that case as well). This time it's just one sore loser trying to rewrite history.

I wonder if perhaps it's somebody relatively new trying to keep up with some perceived orthodoxy in thread titling. If so, I would encourage them to just look at how much variation there is in the formatting of the earlier iterations - I mean, just look at #6 for crying out loud. For that matter, it's not just the current thought threads, but also the Grandpa threads, and more or less any long-continuing series. And do you know what everyone else did when they didn't like the new thread title? They made, perhaps, one post to say so, and then just got on with their lives without kicking up an ungodly fuss over it.

Furthermore, if anyone thinks I alone strongarmed this thread into existence/success, you couldn't be further from the truth. >>999 of the previous thread wasn't even me; I was just continuing the previous thread when the thought of making the next iteration something a little more cute and happy struck me, so I altered one of the tags on a whim. I also haven't posted in either thread since >>1, because I was curious to see how things turned out. Every other post in this thread was made by people who support - or at least tolerate - cute girls.

For those poor, unenlightened souls among you who have somehow convinced yourselves that you dislike cute girls, I'm willing to compromise: this modification needn't last more than one thread. From the next iteration onwards I'm happy for it to return to [Personal].

What this all really means though, is that you, dear reader, should just forget about that other loser thread for losers and post exclusively in this warm, happy, inviting thread instead.

23 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8596 12:28

Yo, >>22, I appreciate this thread and your effort, but you are thoroughly mistaken in your judgement of what came to be known as "11.5".

I, obviously, don't claim any objectivety and, in fact, very biased in this matter. And certainly will refrain from opening any of the two ever again. But as I remember it, for the first evening it was 2.5 people competing in posting speed ensuring abhorrent quality of both.

It was a very interesting personal experience, however.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 21:58

Cute girls are what makes this world remotely tolerable.

Yet cute girls start wars.


25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 23:25

Cute girls are what makes this world less rough and irritating.
Yet cute girls Star Wars
Captcha: yoda

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 23:31

Actually, believe it or not, I was the one who started the first #11, so I'm not entirely unbiased myself...

I agree that the competition element between the threads seriously detracted from the quality of both, and I'm eager not to see a repeat of that. Frankly, I don't care which of the two #24s fills up faster; it doesn't change the fact that this is the legitimate one and the other isn't.

Also, check out how cute the girl in this ASMR track is:

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 13:48

I will not be divided

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 16:50

I wonder if this post will work

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 07:12

we back baby

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 09:07

I am >>1's fin funnel.
I am terribly sorry that my pilot has created such a thread as this one.
He really is a good person, but he's been under a lot of stress lately.
Lately, he has been screaming "THIS SENSATION, IS IT CHAR!?" every time he sees something red,
And mumbling "please lead me" every time he sees a young girl.
Just the other day, he ordered me to "shoot down the biggest dumbass in this region."
I wanted to reply, "that would be you,"
But knowing that >>1 was even more tired than I was of fighting, I couldn't say anything.
This prolonged war is to blame for everything.
It's not >>1's fault.
I posted today because I just wanted to ask for everybody's understanding in this matter.
I am terribly sorry that a mere fin funnel has made such excuses.
Please, continue to treat >>1 well.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 23:51


uhhh, think again, sweetie.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 05:57

It bugs me when couples say "we're pregnant." Only one of you is pregnant and I'm going to figure out which.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 02:26

Smitten with Mittens. Someone should make a lolicore remix of Jingle Bells by that name.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 04:47

why is DQN so slow

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 10:46

Overheard between coworkers last week:
"Congratulations, when's it due?"
"Beginning of September"
"Oh wow. This year?"

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 15:36

If women can force babies out with their vagina do you think they can keep babies from leaving their vagina and force them to stay in the womb?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 16:03

Do you think there is porn game for every game genre?

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 18:22

This is the season of yearning.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 17:52

They could be having twins.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 19:37

That doesn't make sense. A twin is not pregnant with its twin.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 00:21

I am empty once more.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 17:28

No, with twins the father and mother are both pregnant with one of the twins. That's why you know there's cheating involved with triplets or higher.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 18:51

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 20:53

listening to mimikaki asmr tracks while studying

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8602 21:29

The mimikaki ones can be nice, although I personally prefer the ones with just a cute girl whispering to you.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8603 06:40

I want this night to be over. I want to get on with tomorrow, so that tomorrow can be over.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 02:36

Cute girl having sex with two other cute girls on a regular basis.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 02:58

After Cute Girl gets arrested for raping her sister, she spends her brief prison life stuck with two trap shotas she rapes every day. She is relunctant at first, because that's fucking gay.

Meanwhile, she is eventually visited by her sister in prison, who tells her that although she loves her, she can never forgive her, because she has since developed a fetish for being abused and treated like the little whore she is.

Eventually, the Cute Girl escapes from prison (and death row) with the help of her two cellmates. She must then battle the forces of Hell, going all around the globe to fight futa demons with glowing dicks, while trying to elude the police.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 12:17

Cute girl Munchausen-by-proxying you just because she wants an excuse to wear a cute nurse outfit.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 13:07

that guy who's been playing this or that RPG for 30 years but still pronounces "melee" like "mealy"

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 13:12

what can we call them instead so that we don't have to listen to anglos struggle to pronounce "melee"

"physical DPS" isn't concise or specific enough, it would also include ranger/hunter/archer types

I volunteer the term "CQC DPS"

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:34

CQC combat
DoT damage
ATM machine
DmC Devil May Cry

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8604 16:39

>>52 I used to think "CMA Awards" was a redundant acronym until someone who cares much more deeply about it than I do told me that it isn't.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 22:57

All things, not in moderation, but in balance.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8606 23:19

Protip: Ritz crackers are actually very reasonably priced. Go For Triscuits if you want to flaunt your wealth.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8607 19:51

Huh, apparently I've been unbanned, who'd'athunkit.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 01:54

These hip "vapes", "ecigs" should be called "liquid tobacco". It's so much cooler.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 02:03

Hand-to-hand combat
Unranged struggle

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 12:46

End him rightly

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8608 23:54

I should wash my hair...

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 03:32

Time to head to the dojo and practice with Master Bei Shun.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8609 23:44

I'm losing my mind.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8610 02:27

It was Ronald Reagan who removed his ribs to autofillate! But he forgot because of the dementia.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 03:54

In 200 years, most live-action porn will feature dead people.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 04:11

homo sex is gay

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 12:34

This thought is both weird and strangely a bit hot.
Are future archaeologists going to find my computer in storage somewhere and rummage through my eMule DLs some day?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 12:45

Another thing to remember is that all the 2D lewds will be drawn by dead people.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 13:42

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 13:46

I need to have more self control.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 15:33

Except if porn is still continuously being made and porn 200 years old is simply forgotten and lost.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 16:12

Apocalypse soon.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 16:51

Pornpocalypse now.
I love the smell of niplem in the morning.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 18:20

I can hardly wait.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 11:27

I'm the 寂しいest 寂しがり屋さん ever to 寂しがる.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8613 15:04

A little thrill ran through my body reading "... it can guess means "

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 02:51

Bokurano was really unrelated.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 13:57


78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 16:29

Breaking news just in - Disgruntled wageslave quits job to retreat to NEET lifestyle once again!

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8614 18:56

Everything falls apart. All you can do is love it in the meantime.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8615 02:57

ballscrote being

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 18:39

Translating "Fighting evil by moonlight" into Japanese and getting the opinion of Japanese Sailor Moon otaku.

I'm not sure if it was ever done. However, I think if someone ever did it, they did it many years ago.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 18:59

Cute girl using you as a dakimakura but every time you try to move about or say something she scolds you harshly and reminds you in no uncertain terms that dakimakuras cannot move or talk.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8616 19:06

A magic spell that can transform anybody into a dakimakura for a short period of time. This can be applied to the person who cast the spell or the spell can be cast on someone else.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 01:40

putting all my skill points into whatever tree this hangs from

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8617 20:54

Your dakimakura coming to life as a cute girl and vowing to repay in kind all of the cuddling you gave her.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 03:55

Your dakimakura coming to life as a mighty kaiju and helping you destroy the world.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 16:28

Your dakimakura coming to life.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 17:37

Your dakimakura stealing your life.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8618 17:44

Cocaine-powered supervillain

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 03:25

I think I just hurt my already lingeringly sore penis even more. And I didn't even ejaculate.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 13:51

Having a dakimakura.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8619 15:11

Your dakimakura having you.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 10:53

The one thing I don't regret in life is owning a dakimakura.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 14:23

engage the orcs in navel combat

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 16:49

semen flavored rape liquid

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8620 19:13

Dying and being reincarnated as a dakimakura with a cute girl printed on you.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 02:49

Spending eternity with your favourite dakimakura

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 03:11

Spending eternity with your least favorite dakimakura, but it still being okay because you have good taste in dakimakuras

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 07:00

Cute girl being corrupted by excessive distortion and gabber kicks.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8621 12:21

Cute girl being corrupted by excessive distortion and gabber dicks.

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