[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8594 17:32 [No]

Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling her pillow tight, and thinking about how much she loves you.

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8927 01:59 [No]

Cute girls waking you up from your slumber by rousing up your dogs

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8927 12:44 [No]

Cute girl deleting your save file

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8929 14:26 [No]

1.Don't pick up the phone
2.Don't let him in
3.Don't be his friend

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8929 17:29 [No]

Cute girl experimenting with making sushi from rodents instead of fish.

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8929 18:13 [No]

この寿司はお前の人生のようなものです

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8930 01:48 [No]

kawaii lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8930 19:46 [No]

Nothing is ever personal if you don't believe in personhood.

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8930 21:23 [No]

SRFI 69 describes hash tables. Hash is weed smoker code for marihjiauguana. Nice

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8931 03:04 [No]

寿st不C金G円Dmyぃ付ぇtbhふぁm

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8931 07:46 [No]

the smile on my face is
the phone in my pocket
and
the shitpost in my brain

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8931 14:03 [No]

fampai is the western name for the adult anime Family Senpai, the story of a lovable oaf, his wacky family and the adventure they find along the way

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8931 23:01 [No]

The Albino Russian:
6 oz heavy cream (or milk, if preferred)
1 1/2 oz vodka

#rejectedcocktailideas

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8932 00:11 [No]

One thing about facebook that grinds my gears is that when you get an e-mail notification of a message, it doesn't show you what the message says, even if it's short...I'm sure they do this on purpose to force you to login to facebook. I always have to guess what the message probably says and judge if it's worth the trouble to login or not.

I can't wait for facebook to die and be replaced by something better, but I will admit that it's more convenient than email.

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8932 05:17 [No]

It is slightly too hot.

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8932 07:08 [No]

No, it's definitely too hot

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8932 13:41 [No]

just saying I remember what I was like at 17, that kid is gonna go back to school, find the football player who made fun of him and be like "so how many olympic gold medals have you won, bro?"

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8932 21:50 [No]

I'm so sleepy...
If only I had a cute girl in whose arms I could fall asleep...

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8932 21:59 [No]

kind of want kim yo-jong to sit on my face and call me a disgusting capitalist pig

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8933 00:37 [No]

The Gay Retard:

Stats:
Strength - 10
Perception - 1
Endurance - 6
Charisma - 10
Intelligence - 1
Agility - 2
Luck - 1

Perks:
Confirmed Bachelor

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Traps

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8933 02:18 [No]

I wonder how musicians out there go "man, I hate the way I sound on tape.

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8933 03:37 [No]

japantimes is basically buzzfeed for weeaboos

there, I said it

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8933 04:13 [No]

>>720
probably not as many as there used to be now that tape is dead

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8933 09:06 [No]

>>722 Cassette sales on Bandcamp were up another 41% since last year apparently, and to me it seems like everyone is doing tape releases just now.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8933 09:29 [No]

>>721
I like Tofugu! Their articles are always fun to read, and they have nice photos.

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8937 12:02 [No]

I'm going to make a robot that does bad things and if I ever get in trouble for it, I'm going to blame the robot.
I didn't do the bad thing, it was the robot.

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8937 20:17 [No]

Agh!

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8938 04:31 [No]

I just used an exception for the first time to make my program fail gracefully instead of crashing. I feel like that should be worth like 5 programmer points or something.

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8938 16:07 [No]

>>725
Actually scratch this, I pull a mechanical Turk and become the robot, leaving my existence without a trace.

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8938 21:58 [No]

My life is falling apart.

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 00:59 [No]

cute boy
fifteen appendages
organ music
split label

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 03:19 [No]

Go Giant Robo!

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 06:41 [No]

After reading so much hentai and watching excessive porn, I feel like I can write some competent smut. Go figure.

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 08:20 [No]

DQN SMUTRONICS VOL 69

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 18:59 [No]

Spending the evening with a cute girl flipping through an art competition gallery sarcastically critiquing all the entries, and also snuggling furiously.

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 20:10 [No]

>>727
If the exception reaches the user it counts as a crash

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 20:51 [No]

If the investment reaches the user it counts as cash.

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 23:20 [No]

>>735
The user doesn't see that there was an exception, the program presents a helpful message instead so the user knows what they did wrong.

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8939 23:44 [No]

Posting on DQN!

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8940 14:00 [No]

Berry Go!! Go!! Go!! 苺!! Go!! Go!!

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8940 17:32 [No]

Why did you take up painting?

Because Hitler.

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8940 19:25 [No]

>>737
In that case, nice!

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8940 19:31 [No]

I just want to be happy.

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8940 19:53 [No]

>>742
Aim for content. Happy is best reserved for really good moments.

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8941 15:14 [No]

Drunk girls!

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8941 15:15 [No]

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
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746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8945 10:39 [No]

Cute girl lying beside you in bed saying "holy shit, I thought that was your arm! Wooww!"

Yeah baby, that is not my arm

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8945 13:18 [No]

That is my leg, and it was very uncomfortable. Please watch what you're doing next time.

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8945 15:52 [No]

How can you even confuse it for my arm. I don't get it.

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8945 17:43 [No]

Cute girl lying beside you in bed turns out to be a fucking moron.

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 01:19 [No]

cute drunk girls

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 01:36 [No]

please converse with me

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 02:03 [No]

please inverse with me

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 02:56 [No]

Fucking moron frosting a cake with her butt.

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 03:14 [No]

It's taken many, many years but I've found a cute girl of my own. I hope she doesn't leave too soon, I plan on buying her her own set of mittens soon.

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 04:36 [No]

Frosting a cute girl's butt like a cake.

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 04:51 [No]

cute gurl hitting me with her car

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 08:49 [No]

nihonjin de wa nai kara...

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 10:28 [No]

>>755
doing this but so it completely looks like then being tripped over and grifting someone into paying for it like in that simpsons episode

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 11:15 [No]

Cute mormon lying beside you in bed turns out to be a fucking butt.

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 13:14 [No]

Sometimes my brain forgets adjectives like "lewd" and "furry" exist outside of spheres like these eg:
"Furry friends" (used to innocently describe pets or animals.) "Minister in hot water over lewd comments" (Used to describe an inappropriate action in the workplace.)

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 13:28 [No]

Mori Igai

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 00:32 [No]

my hands, zey hurt

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 03:40 [No]

just let me die

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 07:42 [No]

420

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 08:00 [No]

99 dollars
Panasonic blu ray

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 19:29 [No]

Crisis actor for hire, much industry experience, can start work immediately

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 23:02 [No]

Cris is [an] actor for hire, [with] much industry experience, [who] can start work immediately.

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8947 23:58 [No]

please die

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8948 00:05 [No]

Hit her? I barely even know 'er! I did not hit her It's not true It's bullshit I did not hit her I did not!

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8948 01:38 [No]

I hurt my damn neck doing the squats. Damn it!

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8948 04:40 [No]

girls so cute gonna cum

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8948 13:17 [No]

>Dear, your TDKR jokes are the Ba-they're a real pai-they're really annoying me
>Uhhhhh you don't get to bring friends
>That one doesn't even make sense. That's it. I want a divorce.
>*points to wedding ring* "If you pull that off, will I die?
>It would be extremely painful, but you're a big guy.
>For You
>Please refrain from contacting me.

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8948 19:29 [No]

Oh hi DQN

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8949 01:51 [No]

giving up is fun

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8949 02:44 [No]

I just escape my problems by sleeping

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8949 06:28 [No]

blind youmu is kakkoii

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8949 06:35 [No]

I am shallow and materialistic. What's wrong with being shallow and materialistic?

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8949 07:16 [No]

>>773
oh hi mark

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8950 10:49 [No]

～ん

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8952 00:14 [No]

I am marshmallow and cerealistic.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8952 15:34 [No]

234

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8952 16:18 [No]

I'm hollow and autistic

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8952 19:20 [No]

I'm humble and fantastic.

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 09:33 [No]

Eurobeat is fantastic

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 11:27 [No]

Yes, I am a Bisexual Man, giving a blowjob is fantastic.

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 14:05 [No]

HAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 14:13 [No]

Cute girl thinks I'm cute boy.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 18:47 [No]

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789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 19:16 [No]

Oh, guess I'll just die alone, then.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 21:42 [No]

As do we all

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8953 22:48 [No]

I'm homo and satanic
catpcha is lube

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8955 05:02 [No]

wacdonalds

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8955 07:02 [No]

what happened to the five other big heroes

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8956 16:10 [No]

Hurt me up inside.

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8956 22:20 [No]

I want to give her one solid hug for every childhood trauma and deep, dark past event that she's suffered.

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8957 13:49 [No]

Yeah and a real good dicking for each as well

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8957 14:59 [No]

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
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798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8957 19:42 [No]

it's okay to be dqn

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8958 02:12 [No]

If I was a cute genki loli then it'd be endearing and cute instead of sad and disgusting when I order a large pizza for myself and eat it all in one sitting.

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8958 08:19 [No]

I wish I could wear a cloak in public without looking like an autist faggot retard

When I get home the first thing I do is wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cloak or a shawl because it's comfy

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