Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling her pillow tight, and thinking about how much she loves you.
Previously:
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Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to perform open heart surgery.
Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to summon your persona.
Cute girl with cute clothes from a store in Harajuku.
D1337 7H15
Cute girl trying to walk down the street normally but she keeps losing her balance because her hips are moving on their own.
Postulation: Will Smith is somehow involved in the vast alien coverup conspiracy. Consider the following: Now when someone googles "men in black" any results about the enigmatic black besuited men who mysteriously appear to intimidate UFO witnesses into silence will be drowned out by results talking about the movie. Also Hillary Clinton wanted to reveal the truth about aliens which is why they rigged the election against her.
I wish I could cover my eyebrows in painter's tape and fill a bathtub with hair removal cream and roll around in it, I fucking hate having hair.
Cute girl forecasting a high intensity cuddlestorm heading directly for you, featuring torrential downpours of fingers running through your hair and down your back, gale-force sweet nothings whispered in your ears, and flash floods of unconditional love and affection.
>>309
I would scalp myself and commit a double van Gogh. Just the cuddles, please.
I'll take the full package, por favor
Crossdressing is such an expensive hobby...
I really like female bodies. Like really
I remember once hearing somebody say that when depressed people are suicidal, it's generally not actually that they want to die, but that they want not to live. I don't know if that's really true, but I think it is a pretty good description of how I feel now. I just want to sleep for a hundred years until a cute girl wakes me up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and a croissant.
Oh sweet oblivion
I gotta get ready for next Friday. Will there be cuties? I think there won't be but damn it would be nice.
Supposedly something that is 5/10 at best/worst is THA WORST THING EVA
Some adorable little college-age girl was outside the Seattle central library yesterday saying "Isn't it a great day to March in Solidarity with the Workers?"
I said "Nah." I wanted to find something to eat more than I wanted to overthrow capitalism. Besides, it was hot out.
Also, capitalism fucking rocks. Communism is for fags.
Yandere-chan having a good belly laugh.
Cute girl who is full to overflowing with hugs, and every time you come near some of the hugs spill out onto you.
Cute girl snuggling up and leaning her head on your shoulder while you practice, occasionally taking a break from her mug of hot chocolate to offer helpful objective critique.
Cute girl with leprosy who really, really wants to be hugged by you, but fully understands if you don't want to.
Cute girl with a complete immunity deficiency gazing teary-eyed at you through the 3 layers of plexiglass, desperate for any human contact whatsoever outside of the cold, clinical touch of the specialist who only wears surgical gloves to the weekly checkups she's had to have since her diagnosis at 4 months of age
cute girl only she's made of millions of spiders
cute spider
Cute spider girl hugging you with all eight of her arm-legs while wrapping you in webbing so she can hug you later.
Cute spider girl pointing a leg to the upper-left corner.
Cute spider girl showing her love by eating all the mosquitoes and fruit flies.
Cute girl casually wondering aloud what it feels like to be ejaculated inside of.
A man is riding on a train. He takes out a banana, pours salt on it, and throws it out the window. A few minutes later he takes out another banana, salts it, throws it out the window. He repeats this a few more times when the man sitting across from him finally asks "Why are you doing that?"
He replies "I don't like salted bananas."
A man checks into a hotel with his family. He says to the clerk, "I trust all the porn channels are disabled."
The clerk says, "No, they're normal you sick fuck."
Can you direct me to the channel with the cute girls?
Idris beats Haskell, or at least definitely will with half as many years under its belt
Ah, why must ejaculating dildos be so expensive? I've found one online which is perfect - apart from that it costs £50. With my student discount and loyalty points I can get that down to £35, but that still seems like an awful lot for one solitary dildo. Well, I suppose I have been working hard recently, perhaps I've earned this one...
Is there a LaTeX editor that, when I mouse over part of the code, highlights the corresponding element in the text?
Cute girl pneumatically accommodating herself to live with other cute girl who happens to be a lesbian
I mean, in theory, it wouldn't be that hard to upgrade any old regular dildo into an ejaculating dildo. All you'd need to do is drill a urethra down the middle, get one of those enema bulbs, and insert it into the bottom. Then you can just fill the bulb with the fluid of your choice, squeeze it, and the fluid will shoot majestically out of the glans. But I don't have any way of drilling a suitably long, thin hole, and above all, I don't want to risk ruining a perfectly good dildo.
>>343
I imagine you would also want some sort of tubing so that the jizz doesn't seep into the body of the dildo. Is that something to worry about? I don't have any experience with them.
ユダヤ人の問題の最終的解決
windows IME is pretty good, I only had to press space once
>>343
make a mold of your favorite dildo, put a thin tube from the base to the glans, pour in appropriate silicone, wait, remove fresh new dildo, trim excess, done
>>344
I have never seen or known of a dildo made of anything that isn't waterproof; I wouldn't have thought that'd be a problem. Also, you should definitely get better acquainted with dildos. Trust me, it'll improve your life immeasurably.
>>346
That would also work, but sounds like a lot more fuss, and would probably not be much less expensive than just buying an ejaculating dildo, I'm afraid to say.
Use a metal skewer (and lots of lube) to pierce the hole, and a thin knitting needle (and lots of lube) to guide the thin surgical tubing into place. For both the piercing and the guiding, take it gently, millimeters at a time, rather than attempting to ram it in all in one go, otherwise you'll run out of lube and will have trouble removing the implement.
You may wish to construct some kind of jig to hold the dildo straight for the duration of the process, as you'll be using a fair amount of force.
Disclaimer: I have neither attempted this nor handled a silicone dildo before.
Cute girl who loves you enough to share her key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
Cute girl giving you a homemade ejaculating dildo as a token of her love for you.
"I-I-I made this e-e-ejaculating dildo for you b-b-but it's not because I like you or anything baka!!"
Cute homemade ejaculating dildo covered in girl juice
are there any good video games
>>354
dance dance revolution
make sure you play an arcade machine though, the pads for home use are trash
Cute girl eating her own poop off of another cute girl's tits.
Into the flame, into the fire
With no regard for a thing, fuck that I'm the lord of the game
I rule this empire
Lord of the game
Born to reign above all that you claim to know beyond a doubt
Cuz no one has came even close to the train
Of thought we drop like neutron bombs from the tower
i need less forced coprophagia tubes in my life
It gets on my nerves when people on the internet accuse each other of larping. There's nothing la about pretending to be a Nazi online.
Google Docs more like Google Dox
Will I ever have a cute girl of my own?
Everything's going to be okay.
>>371
Don't forget to tip your waitress, unless it's Rei just give her some shit she'll know what to do with it.
Cute girl who yearns for cuddles like a drowning man yearns for air.
kidnapping a cute, busty girl to my evil lair and shrinking her breasts so she'll never be able to face outer society again and look at only me
Hideous hideouts
im not funny
you can't just keep producing cute girls like this
Whenever I hear someone say "I'm a realist", "I can see through the fake" or something like that I instantly get skeptical.
Cute girl spiking >>378's drink with the black goo from Prometheus.
Why is the macos "power button" key approximately where the esc / backspace key is on a normal keyboard
>>387
what the heck, was esc always on the top-left?
never mind, I'm just going crazy
Oh my god, Natasha Rostov is just the absolute cutest. I swear, if she does fall for that bastard Anatole Kuragin I'm going to just ragequit this book, I don't even care that I'm already several hundred pages in.
actually we only have the one holodeck, but it's holodeck three
>>387,388 Apple has had an odd relationship with the power button for a long time, e.g. that weird flat one on top for the ADB keyboard. I much preferred when it wasn't a normal fucken key, though not enough to be still be rocking a PowerBook or whatever.
Though, some part of me gets nostalgic for when computers I'd run across weren't just PC and Apple-branded PC, in part because I enjoyed the wild and wonderful assortment of keyboards. Of course, it's not economic for now, and what I actually resent is reaching out for the CTRL key so often....
>>392
I miss the Extended Keyboard II, one of my favorite keyboard designs ever
...although in practice I prefer the effortless typing of modern low-travel keys, as I imagine most people do
>>394
Thing with chiclet keyboards is they don't bottom out softly enough. It's like, press the key, and BAM! your phalanges suddenly collide with the backplate. Might as well be prodding at a tablet screen. Way to kill your nerves. A proper key with a proper amount of travel sure does feel nicer.
Also it was bad enough when the eject key was on the macbook keyboard. Overextend when reaching for backspace and out comes your disc.
>Way to kill your nerves.
This might also be bad for your joints. Though I wish switches in my keyboard had a crispier tactile feedback, I tend to push keys more than needed
>>396
You're right, it's probably doing your joints the most damage.
Look after your hands, computer users!
cute girl who rotates permanently
