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301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 15:45

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to perform open heart surgery.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 14:42

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to summon your persona.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 17:39

oneechan x does make that substitution

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 18:59

Cute girl with cute clothes from a store in Harajuku.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8715 12:54

D1337 7H15

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 08:42

Cute girl trying to walk down the street normally but she keeps losing her balance because her hips are moving on their own.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 15:18

"Furries are people too" is actually deeply offensive

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 10:46

Postulation: Will Smith is somehow involved in the vast alien coverup conspiracy. Consider the following: Now when someone googles "men in black" any results about the enigmatic black besuited men who mysteriously appear to intimidate UFO witnesses into silence will be drowned out by results talking about the movie. Also Hillary Clinton wanted to reveal the truth about aliens which is why they rigged the election against her.

I wish I could cover my eyebrows in painter's tape and fill a bathtub with hair removal cream and roll around in it, I fucking hate having hair.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 11:16

Cute girl forecasting a high intensity cuddlestorm heading directly for you, featuring torrential downpours of fingers running through your hair and down your back, gale-force sweet nothings whispered in your ears, and flash floods of unconditional love and affection.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 12:19

I would scalp myself and commit a double van Gogh. Just the cuddles, please.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 17:48

I'll take the full package, por favor

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 09:24

Crossdressing is such an expensive hobby...

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 14:35

But is it more expensive than COMPUTER GAMING?

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 20:12

I really like female bodies. Like really

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 21:09

I remember once hearing somebody say that when depressed people are suicidal, it's generally not actually that they want to die, but that they want not to live. I don't know if that's really true, but I think it is a pretty good description of how I feel now. I just want to sleep for a hundred years until a cute girl wakes me up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and a croissant.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 14:53

down with the teriyaki

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 14:55

why am I not surprised

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 21:08

Oh sweet oblivion

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 02:53

I gotta get ready for next Friday. Will there be cuties? I think there won't be but damn it would be nice.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 04:18

Supposedly something that is 5/10 at best/worst is THA WORST THING EVA

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 15:07

Some adorable little college-age girl was outside the Seattle central library yesterday saying "Isn't it a great day to March in Solidarity with the Workers?"

I said "Nah." I wanted to find something to eat more than I wanted to overthrow capitalism. Besides, it was hot out.

Also, capitalism fucking rocks. Communism is for fags.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 21:38

Yandere-chan having a good belly laugh.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 08:28

Cute girl who is full to overflowing with hugs, and every time you come near some of the hugs spill out onto you.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 09:13

Cute girl snuggling up and leaning her head on your shoulder while you practice, occasionally taking a break from her mug of hot chocolate to offer helpful objective critique.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 05:00

>>323, but with bugs

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 10:00

Cute girl with leprosy who really, really wants to be hugged by you, but fully understands if you don't want to.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 13:14

anime girl eye BOUNCE

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 16:39

>>325, but with brown recluse spiders

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8738 19:03

Cute girl with a complete immunity deficiency gazing teary-eyed at you through the 3 layers of plexiglass, desperate for any human contact whatsoever outside of the cold, clinical touch of the specialist who only wears surgical gloves to the weekly checkups she's had to have since her diagnosis at 4 months of age

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 07:24

cute girl only she's made of millions of spiders

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 09:32

cute spider

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 16:08

Cute spider girl hugging you with all eight of her arm-legs while wrapping you in webbing so she can hug you later.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 17:09

Cute spider girl pointing a leg to the upper-left corner.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8740 03:32

Cute spider girl showing her love by eating all the mosquitoes and fruit flies.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8740 16:44

Cute girl casually wondering aloud what it feels like to be ejaculated inside of.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 06:36

A man is riding on a train. He takes out a banana, pours salt on it, and throws it out the window. A few minutes later he takes out another banana, salts it, throws it out the window. He repeats this a few more times when the man sitting across from him finally asks "Why are you doing that?"

He replies "I don't like salted bananas."

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 15:35

A man checks into a hotel with his family. He says to the clerk, "I trust all the porn channels are disabled."
The clerk says, "No, they're normal you sick fuck."

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 16:41

Can you direct me to the channel with the cute girls?

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 20:19

Idris beats Haskell, or at least definitely will with half as many years under its belt

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 22:27

Ah, why must ejaculating dildos be so expensive? I've found one online which is perfect - apart from that it costs £50. With my student discount and loyalty points I can get that down to £35, but that still seems like an awful lot for one solitary dildo. Well, I suppose I have been working hard recently, perhaps I've earned this one...

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 13:25

Is there a LaTeX editor that, when I mouse over part of the code, highlights the corresponding element in the text?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 14:51

Cute girl pneumatically accommodating herself to live with other cute girl who happens to be a lesbian

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 21:47

I mean, in theory, it wouldn't be that hard to upgrade any old regular dildo into an ejaculating dildo. All you'd need to do is drill a urethra down the middle, get one of those enema bulbs, and insert it into the bottom. Then you can just fill the bulb with the fluid of your choice, squeeze it, and the fluid will shoot majestically out of the glans. But I don't have any way of drilling a suitably long, thin hole, and above all, I don't want to risk ruining a perfectly good dildo.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 23:36

I imagine you would also want some sort of tubing so that the jizz doesn't seep into the body of the dildo. Is that something to worry about? I don't have any experience with them.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 23:56


windows IME is pretty good, I only had to press space once

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 02:02

make a mold of your favorite dildo, put a thin tube from the base to the glans, pour in appropriate silicone, wait, remove fresh new dildo, trim excess, done

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 08:07

I have never seen or known of a dildo made of anything that isn't waterproof; I wouldn't have thought that'd be a problem. Also, you should definitely get better acquainted with dildos. Trust me, it'll improve your life immeasurably.

That would also work, but sounds like a lot more fuss, and would probably not be much less expensive than just buying an ejaculating dildo, I'm afraid to say.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 08:38

maybe try something like this, followed by surgical tubing? it'd be work + risk, but hey.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 17:37

Use a metal skewer (and lots of lube) to pierce the hole, and a thin knitting needle (and lots of lube) to guide the thin surgical tubing into place. For both the piercing and the guiding, take it gently, millimeters at a time, rather than attempting to ram it in all in one go, otherwise you'll run out of lube and will have trouble removing the implement.
You may wish to construct some kind of jig to hold the dildo straight for the duration of the process, as you'll be using a fair amount of force.
Disclaimer: I have neither attempted this nor handled a silicone dildo before.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 08:44

Cute girl who loves you enough to share her key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 10:06

Cute girl giving you a homemade ejaculating dildo as a token of her love for you.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 11:00

"I-I-I made this e-e-ejaculating dildo for you b-b-but it's not because I like you or anything baka!!"

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 18:35

Cute homemade ejaculating dildo covered in girl juice

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 19:40

are there any good video games

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 22:26

dance dance revolution
make sure you play an arcade machine though, the pads for home use are trash

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 01:29

Cute girl eating her own poop off of another cute girl's tits.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 01:30

Kirby Air Ride.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 04:28

Into the flame, into the fire
With no regard for a thing, fuck that I'm the lord of the game
I rule this empire

Lord of the game
Born to reign above all that you claim to know beyond a doubt
Cuz no one has came even close to the train
Of thought we drop like neutron bombs from the tower

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 07:16

>>354 Katamari Forever

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 07:48

>>354 no, none

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 08:03

i need less forced coprophagia tubes in my life

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 08:37

It gets on my nerves when people on the internet accuse each other of larping. There's nothing la about pretending to be a Nazi online.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 11:51

fuck yeah. if only I lived somewhere with e-amuse

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 13:13

Google Docs more like Google Dox

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 18:43

Google is so 1984

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 20:45


367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 22:43

Cute girl turning down a job at Google because she's too much of a free spirit for that shit.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 04:38

Will I ever have a cute girl of my own?

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 08:56

Sounds like you have shit taste.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 11:26

Everything's going to be okay.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 12:33

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372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 20:24

Don't forget to tip your waitress, unless it's Rei just give her some shit she'll know what to do with it.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 20:42

Cute girl who yearns for cuddles like a drowning man yearns for air.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 05:39

Don't forget to tip your waitress
Just the tip though

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 07:14

kidnapping a cute, busty girl to my evil lair and shrinking her breasts so she'll never be able to face outer society again and look at only me

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 11:13

I don't have a personality,just a personality disorder.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 17:02

Hideous hideouts

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8755 19:34

I need more women to buy me drinks.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 04:18

im not funny

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 21:59

Cute girl buying >>378 a drink.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 02:40

you can't just keep producing cute girls like this

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 03:08

Whenever I hear someone say "I'm a realist", "I can see through the fake" or something like that I instantly get skeptical.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 05:14

Cute girl spiking >>378's drink with the black goo from Prometheus.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:39

Why is the macos "power button" key approximately where the esc / backspace key is on a normal keyboard

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:58

Think different.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:31

>>384 I'm using a mac just now and I'm not sure what you mean

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:52

Seems that it isn't the default keyboard, my bad. Still, it's pretty annoying when I'm not used to it.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 14:10

what the heck, was esc always on the top-left?
never mind, I'm just going crazy

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 21:49

>>387 Yeah, that's F13 on my keyboard.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 22:36

Oh my god, Natasha Rostov is just the absolute cutest. I swear, if she does fall for that bastard Anatole Kuragin I'm going to just ragequit this book, I don't even care that I'm already several hundred pages in.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 01:59

actually we only have the one holodeck, but it's holodeck three

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 08:23

>>387,388 Apple has had an odd relationship with the power button for a long time, e.g. that weird flat one on top for the ADB keyboard. I much preferred when it wasn't a normal fucken key, though not enough to be still be rocking a PowerBook or whatever.

Though, some part of me gets nostalgic for when computers I'd run across weren't just PC and Apple-branded PC, in part because I enjoyed the wild and wonderful assortment of keyboards. Of course, it's not economic for now, and what I actually resent is reaching out for the CTRL key so often....

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 04:15


394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 05:01

I miss the Extended Keyboard II, one of my favorite keyboard designs ever

...although in practice I prefer the effortless typing of modern low-travel keys, as I imagine most people do

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:41

Thing with chiclet keyboards is they don't bottom out softly enough. It's like, press the key, and BAM! your phalanges suddenly collide with the backplate. Might as well be prodding at a tablet screen. Way to kill your nerves. A proper key with a proper amount of travel sure does feel nicer.

Also it was bad enough when the eject key was on the macbook keyboard. Overextend when reaching for backspace and out comes your disc.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:51


>Way to kill your nerves.

This might also be bad for your joints. Though I wish switches in my keyboard had a crispier tactile feedback, I tend to push keys more than needed

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 20:02

You're right, it's probably doing your joints the most damage.
Look after your hands, computer users!

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:53

Well yes, everyone dies eventually.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 13:14

cute girl who rotates permanently

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 15:06

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